Acrassicauda “Only the dead see the end of the war”
If you haven’t heard of Acrassicauda, check them out. They are a metal band from Iraq and the subject of the documentary Heavy Metal In Baghdad.
My Grad
1: Me and my buddies, rockin’ the kilts
2: Coupla my friends, with pikachu and TMNT ice creams
3: My stunning grad date
4: Required domineers pose
Overall, a pretty good time! Just had commencement today, not many good pictures of that although I DID throw the horns in my picture with the principal. Just wish I had won my valedictorian race, the plaque looks soooooo cool. Anyways, time to head to BCIT and join the workforce. Off to parties!
DYI Tiki Bar
saw this and had to share with you.
This is the web link..
www.popularmechanics.com/home/improvement/outdoor-projects/free-tiki-bar-plans?click=pp
Les Tigres
Firefly meets Elizabeth Bennett
I knew it all along….
I have finally been able to put two and two together and found the source of the annoying trumpet like instrument the Vuvuzela I had a feeling the Mormons were some how involved, but this is the proof I needed to further my conspiracy theory……
Mars topography
Never knew that almost the whole northern hemisphere was lower. I do know that those volcanoes go a lot higher than 8km, though.
Steel Thing
2 feet tall, 400lbs.
www.penciljack.com/forum/showthread.php?88198-Really-Fricking-BIG-THING-HEAD&highlight=steel
Sounders and Star Wars
Went to Seattle a few weeks ago and got to go to a Sounders game. My friends and I painted some Star Wars masks, but my girlfriend wanted to be Optimus Prime…. I was Darth Vader.
Math
Hopefully Threadless will start carrying this as a t-shirt.
Source: www.tensographics.com/#447190/Math
Hubble versus Webb
www.nasa.gov/externalflash/webb_hubble/
blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2010/06/15/hubble-versus-webb/
the golfing nun
A nun walked into Mother Superior’s office and plunked down into a chair. She let out a sigh heavy with frustration.
‘What troubles you, Sister?’ asked the Mother Superior. ‘I thought this was the day you spent with your family.’
‘It was,’ sighed the Sister. ‘And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.’
‘I seem to recall that,’ the Mother Superior agreed. ‘So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?’
‘Far from it,’ snorted the Sister. ‘In fact, I even took the Lord’s name in vain today!’
‘Goodness, Sister!’ gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. ‘You must tell me all about it!’
‘Well, we were on the fifth tee…and this hole is a monster, Mother-540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dogleg right and a hidden green…and I hit the drive of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made. And it’s flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted…and it hits a bird in mid-flight !’
‘Oh my!’ commiserated the Mother. ‘How unfortunate! But surely that didn’t make you blaspheme, Sister!
”No, that wasn’t it,’ admitted Sister. ‘While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!’
‘Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!’ sympathized the Mother.
‘But I didn’t, Mother!’ sobbed the Sister. ‘And I was so proud of myself! And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!’
‘So that’s when you cursed,’ said the Mother with a knowing smile.
‘Nope, that wasn’t it either,’ cried the Sister, anguished, ‘because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!’
Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said… ’You missed the fucking putt, didn’t you?’
via Bits and Pieces
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Optical Illusions
lol soccer.
stupidity level 9999
Mario-BP The shutoff valve is in another castle
Doctors Visit
I went to the doctor’s the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female; absolutely drop-dead gorgeous!
I was embarrassed but she said, “Don’t worry, I’m a professional – I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll help you in any way I can.”
So I said,
“I think my penis may taste funny…”
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