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  • Magnets

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    Magnets… How does this work?

    Sounders and Star Wars

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    Went to Seattle a few weeks ago and got to go to a Sounders game. My friends and I painted some Star Wars masks, but my girlfriend wanted to be Optimus Prime…. I was Darth Vader.

    TUBES

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    look closely at the people. is that a fedora?

    Gaza

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    museum

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    PIMP JUICE

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    AIN’T EASY…

    Math

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    Hopefully Threadless will start carrying this as a t-shirt.
    Source: www.tensographics.com/#447190/Math

    Now and then

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    Bradford on Avon: 1909 & 2009
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    Alien Contact How-

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    the golfing nun

    A nun walked into Mother Superior’s office and plunked down into a chair. She let out a sigh heavy with frustration.

    ‘What troubles you, Sister?’ asked the Mother Superior. ‘I thought this was the day you spent with your family.’

    ‘It was,’ sighed the Sister. ‘And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.’

    ‘I seem to recall that,’ the Mother Superior agreed. ‘So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?’

    ‘Far from it,’ snorted the Sister. ‘In fact, I even took the Lord’s name in vain today!’

    ‘Goodness, Sister!’ gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. ‘You must tell me all about it!’

    ‘Well, we were on the fifth tee…and this hole is a monster, Mother-540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dogleg right and a hidden green…and I hit the drive of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made. And it’s flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted…and it hits a bird in mid-flight !’

    ‘Oh my!’ commiserated the Mother. ‘How unfortunate! But surely that didn’t make you blaspheme, Sister!

    ”No, that wasn’t it,’ admitted Sister. ‘While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!’

    ‘Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!’ sympathized the Mother.

    ‘But I didn’t, Mother!’ sobbed the Sister. ‘And I was so proud of myself! And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!’

    ‘So that’s when you cursed,’ said the Mother with a knowing smile.

    ‘Nope, that wasn’t it either,’ cried the Sister, anguished, ‘because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!’

    Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said… ’You missed the fucking putt, didn’t you?’

    via Bits and Pieces

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    epic spill

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    1979 Pontiac Trans-am Anniversary Edition

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    25k miles on it
    not for sale

    Optical Illusions

    lol soccer.

    Sparkler Tracer

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    Assassin wallpaper

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  • Bacon Burger Dog!

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    Deadliest Drugs

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    My favorite time of day

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    Doctors Visit

    I went to the doctor’s the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female; absolutely drop-dead gorgeous!

    I was embarrassed but she said, “Don’t worry, I’m a professional – I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll help you in any way I can.”

    So I said,
    “I think my penis may taste funny…”

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    horsalisk

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    Oral love is dead.

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    *sniff*

    Leapin` Leopards

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    They can do that??

    Left brain or right?

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    I`m right down the middle.

    Bloodsport

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    JC VanDamme

    serious asswhooping

    Brink

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    HOLY SHIT is anyone else as excited about this game as I am? just saw Gamestop’s coverage video from E3 about it. Looks fucking AMAZING

    Soylet Flakes

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    this is my first published piece of art… it is going to be exhibited, printed in a book, and is currently up online at drawgasmic.com/artistpage.php?a=1146

    i inked the lines, scanned them, cleaned it up, added color and effects in photoshop, and had a 11×8.5 glossy photo print made

    Sharing is Caring

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    Steve Jobs’ Demo

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    Vuvuzelas

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    Apparently they are popular at South African Football/Soccer Events.

    Meet Arms!

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    How to pick-up chicks

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    I JUST DON`T CARE

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    The Routine

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    OOPS

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    Guilty Pleasures

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    Limp Willy

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    Tornainbow

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    Natures Laser Sight?

    Pure Epic Awesomeness

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    Just a regular Thursday chillin’ with Kanye, Sarah Palin, and a bear.

    Orange Conspiracy

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    WARNING!!

    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
    A date rape drug on the market called “Beer” is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.
    The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large “kegs.”

    Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

    After several Beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that “something bad” occurred.

    At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings, in a familiar scam known as “a relationship.” It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as “marriage.”
    Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

    Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

    reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com