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  • a burglar broke into my house

    Get this.” said one drinker to his friends at the bar, “Last night while I was here with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.”

    “Did he get anything?” his friends asked.

    “Yeah, a broken jaw, two teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk.”

    via Lefturn’s Funny Shit.

    reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

    disabled racist

    how tony stark became a drunk

    kinda like how I became mcs’s resident drunk!

    magik

    magik

    llama view

    llama view

    death waiting


  • Doctor Who Caricature

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    I work at a Six Flags, and apparently one of our caricature artists is a big Doctor Who fan. This is one of the samples they have on display in his booth.

    site siezed

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    when i was not doing something ilegal i stumbled upon this.

    XBROS

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    In reference to the announcement Microsoft made during E3:

    Popsicle

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    Whatever that thing is, it wants your popsicle.

    Look at Me! Notice Me!

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    I want you to gawk at me and judge me!

    Army Stuff

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    Top to bottom: .50 cal ammo, the view behind a MK 19 grenade machine gun, and me in my gear.

    Fucking Squares.

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    always wear hearing protection

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    Go ATF!

    Lesson in Teen Lingo

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    Um, I don’t think that’s what Fap means… 🙂

    That Gleam

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    I wonder what that’s all about…

    Aperture Labs

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    Crazed Sex Poodle

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    Geek Squad Error

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    One of the funnier error pages I have seen.

    Black Monopoly

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    Black Monopoly

    Light Painting

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    30 second exposure, my friend gets the credz for this shot. I was painting.

    Math Out Loud

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    Wondermark

    Turkey Bacon Burger

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    Immigration problem

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    Just wanted the tards out there to STFU when they say “just immigrate legally”.

    Separated at Birth?

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    David Cross and John Hackleman

    Cheating

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    Is that supposed to be subtle?