Julie Powers

rosario dawson – sexy see through

sanitary door opener

betty crocker smores bars wallpaper

democrats – the first step with any contagion is containment

nazi jungle king

sexy witch

oh god

remember when I was like, “oh sorry I was a dick to you”?

yeah, fuck that.  I’m out of beer and you ain’t doing shit for me, so fuck you.

tina majorino

Anna Friel – open shirt

white dress swinger

Two Old Drunks

Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, “Ya’know, when
I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn’t bend it, even using both
hands.”

“By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees, if I tried
really hard.”

By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about forty five degrees, no
problem.

“I’m gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one
hand.”

“So,” says the second drunk, “what’s your point?”

“Well, I’m just wondering how much stronger I’m gonna get!”

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cat strut

how to make a sandwich

Leaves

white scape

tactical dog

knives chau – the teenager wallpaper

narwhals

basil hayden’s kentucky straight bourben whiskey

drea de matteo on her hands and knees

A First Look at Karl Urban as Dredd

Artist Jock, who has drawn Judge Dredd in the comics as well as being the concept artist for the movie, shared the picture below which gives us our first look at Karl Urban as Judge Dredd, helmet and all, from rehearsals.

Ugh, that helmet is still goofy as fuck.

via Superhero Hype.

Tank Statue

Sideshow Collectibles is proud to present the Tank Statue as part of Gaming Heads’ Left 4 Dead 2 line!

The Tank has been heavily mutated by a strain of the infection. It has developed immense, thick muscles that not only indicate its incredible strength and endurance, but make it nearly bulletproof, resulting in extreme fire-power being needed to take one down. Its mind has also been heavily affected, making it extremely bloodthirsty.

The Tank has been faithfully recreated, posed having just smashed through a reinforced door. Its eyes have been painted with luminous paints that glows in the dark giving him a frenzied infected look.

In order to create the most accurate statue, we have used the actual game files. He measures approximately 15 inches tall, including the base. Comes packed in a foam interior full colored box with a validation card which ensures your product is genuine. Highly limited at only 750 pieces available worldwide. Cast in high quality poly-stone, the statue is hand finished and hand painted to exacting standards.

via Sideshow Collectibles, Inc. – Tank Statue / Polystone Statue.

ammo wallpaper

red panda nap

corpse by wasted photos

ugly bride

Laser Etched Macbook

Zombie Wound Stickers

Rise Again: The Novel

messy face

oh don’t worry guys!  it’s just chocolate!

pirate wallpaper

aluminum falcon

ugly bag

I’d sell them by the box.

jack daniels drinker

party like a rock star!

awesome waterfalls

the snozzberries taste like snozzberries

evil dead 2 – crazy ash

Sorry

OK, so last night I lashed out at you, the people I love most in the world, just because of how angry I was that I ran out of beer.

So, yeah, sorry about that.  I’ll try to be a better person than that in the future.

Also, what do you guys thing about a ‘open weekend’ in which I let MCS+ people post wtf every they want?

Mermaid and Swamp Thing

VisioLuxus

middle finger statue

city view wallpaper

Four Interesting People

Sportsman’s double

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.She looked OK for a 61 year-old.

In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a cuddle and then she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double.

‘What’s that?’ I asked.It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said.

I said, ‘No,’ – excitedly.We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was ‘my lucky night’.

I went back to her place.She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: ‘Mum, you still awake?’

via Naughty Bits.

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Maggie DeLarge

What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.

armadillo

airplane view

why they created the word cheese

peter and uncle ben

tentacal monsters vs blonde

everyone knows we shall live forever