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  • Dude, I’m so drunk

    it’s 1:20 AM and I am so fucking wasted and I have this presentation thing to do at work tomorrow.  I want to call in like right now, but I’m sure that I’ll just sound drunk, and I know that I won’t wake up with my stupid fucking alarm, so wtf am I going to do?

    Perhaps if someone were to call in for me, and me all like, hey man, tiki isn’t going to make it in today, he has a bad disease.

    Perhaps that would work?  what would you guys suggest?

    PS:

    it took me likd 20 minutes to make this post with know typos.  I’m happy to say that I type like I’m sober when I’m drunk! (with the help of firefox spell check!)

    blue water beam

    blue water beam

    cat shadow

    cat shadow

    leggy girl in a white dress

    leggy girl in a white dress

    Dumbest kid in the world!

    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

    The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

    The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

    “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

    Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

    The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over! “

    via Dumbest kid in the world? « Bits and Pieces.

    reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

    happy frog

    happy frog

    obama – derp

    obama - derp

    bio shock lil daddy

    bio shock lil daddy

    crazy suits

    crazy suits

    rocket prop

    I’m not sure if that’s the way it’s supposed to work.


  • rabid deer

    rabid deer

    Ellen Wong

    Ellen Wong

    homeless warrior with p90

    homless warrior with p90

    broken gun

    snookie venn diagram

    snookie venn diagram

    My attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid

    My attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid. She thinks I’m following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is…purified? Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it’s not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.

    via Reddit.

    reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

    Mauser C96

    Mauser C96

    lonely road

    lonely road

    crazy looking crazy man

    crazy looking crazy man

    Protection

    Protection

    lsd-fed ape rapes TV actress

    hm, has the national mirror always been such an upstanding periodical?