space marines on the move
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Wallpaper, Warhammer 40k
Ear infection
This is so true! They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’
‘There’s something wrong with my dick’, he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ‘
‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.
The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’
The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’
‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. ‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’
‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter…
via Naughty Bits.
reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com
Ahsoka Tano with arc troopers
Tags:Ahsoka Tano, Star Wars, Television, Wallpaper
star wars wallpaper
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tangled cannot be unseen
Tags:Humor, Movies, Tangled, Visual Tricks
battle star galactica looking all shiney and new
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Television, Wallpaper
Monica Bellucci eating grapes
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chinese battle ships
Tags:Boats, Military, Wallpaper
Ahsoka Tano cosplayer
Tags:Ahsoka Tano, Cosplay, Star Wars, Television
Increases in National Debt – Congress
Same numbers as the earlier post except colored by majority party in congress. Now stop bickering, compare the two, and then try to draw your conclusions. 🙂
For comparison:
he boiled for your sins
Tags:Humor, Religion, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Vertical Wallpaper
wolverine vs juggernaut
Tags:Comic Books, Wallpaper, Wolverine
scarlett on her back
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I don’t need 140 characters to say fuck you
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The best in Las Vegas
A guy is strolling along Vegas Strip when a stunning hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, “How much?”
The Hooker replies, “$500 for a hand-job.” The guy’s jaw drops: “$500 dollars, For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”
The hooker says, “Do you see that Hard Rock cafe on the corner?”
“Yes.”
“Do you see the Hard Rock about a block further down?”
“Yes.”
“And beyond that, do you see that third Cafe?”
“Yes.”
“Well,” says the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.”
The Guy says, “What the hell? I’ll give it a try.” They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?” The hooker replies, “$1,500.”
“$1,500? No blow-job could be worth that.”
The hooker replies, “Step over here to the window, big boy. See that casino just across the street? I own it. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500.”The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says, “Sign me up.”
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can’t believe it but he feels he truly got his money’s worth. He decides to dip into the pension savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, “How much for some pussy?”The hooker says, “Come over here to the window. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?”
“Damn!” the guy says, in awe, “You own the whole city?”
“No,” the hooker replies, “but I would if I had a pussy.”
via Naughty Bits
reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com
life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid
Tags:Humor, John Wayne, Quotes, Wallpaper
star wars – robot guards
Tags:Star Wars, Television, Wallpaper
summer glau – dancer
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house is a clown
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wet stargate crew
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Sara Jean Underwood as Wonder Woman
Tags:Comic Books, Sara Jean Underwood, Sexy, Wonder Woman
Ahsoka Tano – green laser sword thing
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push me and then just touch me
Tags:Daft Punk, Humor, Stephen Hawking
Censored for your protection
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mopoca phone book pile
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unicorn hottie
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come at me bro – demon
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smokey and the ghost rider
Tags:Comic Books, Ghost Rider, Humor, WTF
killer on the grass at the park
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, MCS Pets
I think she is kneeling in this one. Can’t tell. She might be laying down.
The Shield Season 1 Cast
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Gay pride stage done.
Working on this shit from like 10pm to 10am with no sleep.
Apparently I was only supposed to drop off the cargo and take the truck back.
homeschool valedictorian
Tags:Humor, School, Wallpaper