Ahsoka Tano with arc troopers
star wars wallpaper
tangled cannot be unseen
battle star galactica looking all shiney and new
Monica Bellucci eating grapes
chinese battle ships
Ahsoka Tano cosplayer
Increases in National Debt – Congress
Same numbers as the earlier post except colored by majority party in congress. Now stop bickering, compare the two, and then try to draw your conclusions. 🙂
For comparison:
he boiled for your sins
wolverine vs juggernaut
scarlett on her back
I don’t need 140 characters to say fuck you
The best in Las Vegas
A guy is strolling along Vegas Strip when a stunning hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, “How much?”
The Hooker replies, “$500 for a hand-job.” The guy’s jaw drops: “$500 dollars, For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”
The hooker says, “Do you see that Hard Rock cafe on the corner?”
“Yes.”
“Do you see the Hard Rock about a block further down?”
“Yes.”
“And beyond that, do you see that third Cafe?”
“Yes.”
“Well,” says the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.”
The Guy says, “What the hell? I’ll give it a try.” They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?” The hooker replies, “$1,500.”
“$1,500? No blow-job could be worth that.”
The hooker replies, “Step over here to the window, big boy. See that casino just across the street? I own it. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500.”The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says, “Sign me up.”
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can’t believe it but he feels he truly got his money’s worth. He decides to dip into the pension savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, “How much for some pussy?”The hooker says, “Come over here to the window. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?”
“Damn!” the guy says, in awe, “You own the whole city?”
“No,” the hooker replies, “but I would if I had a pussy.”
via Naughty Bits
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life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid
star wars – robot guards
summer glau – dancer
house is a clown
wet stargate crew
Sara Jean Underwood as Wonder Woman
Ahsoka Tano – green laser sword thing
push me and then just touch me
Censored for your protection
mopoca phone book pile
unicorn hottie
come at me bro – demon
smokey and the ghost rider
killer on the grass at the park
I think she is kneeling in this one. Can’t tell. She might be laying down.
The Shield Season 1 Cast
Gay pride stage done.
Working on this shit from like 10pm to 10am with no sleep.
Apparently I was only supposed to drop off the cargo and take the truck back.