the scream – batman and he-man
hippo baby
tight military load
shuttle launch
the evolution of the batmobile
gonzo horn
enterprise vs millenium falcon
mischievious god
alcoholic captain planet
cyber-spider
ashen gods
hit girl is crying
prawned
US Army 53rd freedom bot operator
the sound of how awesome I am
SG-1 cast
giraffe family
armored batgirl
Mass Effect 2 – The Illusive Man
I finished ME2 last night, and while I do have some complaints about the pacing and some of the repetition, overall it was a game worth the 35 hours that I soaked into it in my first play through.
Now of course, I’ll need to do a second play through so I can hit level 30 and get a couple of the achievements that I missed on the first run. Then maybe I’ll go back and play ME1 again, I think I actually liked it better than the sequel.
the voice of none is strong than the voice of one
space marines on the move
Ear infection
This is so true! They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’
‘There’s something wrong with my dick’, he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ‘
‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.
The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’
The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’
‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. ‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’
‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter…
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