living conroller

IT LIVES! bwahahahaha, IT LIIIIIIVES!

Bryce Canyon National Park

Acid rains! Acid burns everything to the core!

Starfleet Access

1-7-3-4-6-7-3-2-1-4-7-6-Charlie-3-2-7-8-9-7-7-7-6-4-3-Tango-7-3-2-Victor-7-3-1-1-7-8-8-8-7-3-2-4-7-6-7-8-9-7-6-4-3-7-6

upskirt humor

Beware of Rekall

Hipster Adhesive Beard

hipsters are such a joke, see how everyone is laughing at you?

fucking idiots.  with their hips and shit.

Sexy Deadpool mousepad

Rise Of The Tomb Raider

busty string ray hump

The Black Canary

she’s the true canary.

Ultimate Selfie Stick

Pool splits

Big Wall

All I can think of is all that rock falling down on me all at once.

fallout 4 explosions

I hope your Vaultec Membership is up to date!

Musical Goats

Green Cat Future City

Donald Trump’s Huge Announcement (short version)

Red Head Pilot

what do you think she’s driving?  I’d say a tank.

Eclectic Method – Jean-Luc Picard

vimeo.com/131331357

Colorful Game

This Girl Can

youtu.be/aN7lt0CYwHg

Outside Shower

I need something like this in my life.

Dadholes Day

Not through words

obviously violence is the only way

How to get rid of your stash!! GENIUS. Police footage…

youtu.be/zk35F5YHpr8

Cockneys Vs Zombies Shotgunning

Sicario TRAILER 1 (2015) – Emily Blunt, Benicio Del Toro Movie HD

Gears 4 Teamup

GoPro: It’s Always Sunny In Walter’s World

deadmau5 splatter in color

8 Hacks for Ex Muslims in Ramadan

youtu.be/Ifb4H5M3PUU

T-800 vs T-Rex

Bleachers – Rollercoaster (Audio)

Gym Ass

‘I FINK U FREEKY’ by DIE ANTWOORD (Official)

Fat Bat

no more batcookies for mr wayne please.

Pizza Tits

Mad Max and his road warrior

Alexandra Daddario has hard nipples

I like her, she’s great.

Jurassic World Placements

Why would you have every car on the island be a mercadez?  and why would you have a brookstone in the middle of that same island?  these types of product placements take me right out of the film.

Captain America Shadow

Aye Babey

Get Money

PROTOTYPE game review

You are the PROTOTYPE, Alex Mercer, hiding in human form. You step out onto the streets of New York with no memory, but limitless power. As a terrifying viral epidemic sweeps across Manhattan, top-secret Black Watch Special Forces move in, transforming it into a war zone. Delve into the mysteries of your origin, the true nature of your power and your part in a conspiracy 40 years in the making.

Source: Amazon.com

This was a hard one to get through, for multiple reasons.  I started it back in August of 2014, which was right around when my mother was getting sick, so while I was looking for distractions, I wasn’t finding the right kind of pull from PROTOTYPE that I needed at the time.  The story is a confusing mess that relies on you collecting bits of it from the memories of passing by civilians or soldiers, but ultimate the story was actually pretty light, mostly consisting of someone doing evil things just because they could.

The battles were another thing that were somewhat frustrating as well, as I found myself frequently having to play the game in a way that completely took me out of the game itself.  The prime example of this was the final battle where I had to get the boss caught up in the environment in order to properly heal myself and fight back.

It was enjoyable, but it took me far longer than the 11 hours that’s mentioned on how long it takes me beat, about 27 hours of game time and about 10 months of calendar time.

too many tents

these types of images remind me that humanity is a virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet.

what can cure this disease?

Cupcake disgust

Meth befor and after

Superman Revealed

why would you do this lois?  why would you betray your planet like this?

Alien mouth

Cockneys Vs. Zombies review

When some down-on-their-luck old-timers are at risk of losing their home to developers, a group of young, inept criminals decide to take matters into their own hands. The only thing standing in their way? A zombie outbreak in London! Now, it’s up to a bunch of east-enders to fight their way out of the zombie-infested city, led by an unlikely gang of amateur bank robbers and foul-mouthed, plucky pensioners.

Source: Amazon.com

Considering the trailers and marketing portrayed this film as being a not-too-serious take on a zombie uprising, I feel they delivered in spades with corney zombie apocalypse humor and over the top cgi action.  That being said, isn’t the ‘action comedy zombie’ film genre getting a little crowded now?  just once I think I’d like to see one where everything goes as it should and the uprising is managed as something that’s just another bit of nature.  Instead, every film has the characters barely self aware of their zombie situation. I was thinking that The Walking Dead might be that, but it turns out that the only thing worse than zombies are people in that universe.

Back to CvZ though, it was a good romp that didn’t take itself seriously, so good for a rental at least.