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  • Fingers

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    Batmobile

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    Scissors

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    Train

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    Science!

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    Bus

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    Remember

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    Perfect chest

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    Nope Shoes

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    nope, nope nope.

    Pretty lama

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    Britney Spears had no belly button

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    just kidding, I see it in the shadows of her career.

    My first hooker…

    A few years ago when I first got divorced, I decided to go to Vegas, and wanted to have some fun. I went to a casino, went to the bar, and bought a drink before I did anything when I am approached by a beautiful woman. She asked me if I liked to have fun and I said yes, she then told me she would give me a hand job for 500 dollars and I laughed and said “500 Dollars!? Why that much?” She then whipped out her cell phone and showed me a picture of a Lamborghini “You see this car? I paid for it by selling hand jobs.” So I shrugged and said “What the hell, I need to live a little, I’ll do it” so we go back to my hotel and she gives me the best hand job I ever had.

    She leaves and I pass out. The next night I go back to the same casino bar, and sure enough she’s there again and I decide I wanted some more. I walk up to her and say “You were amazing last night, how much would it cost for a blow job?” She then smiles and says “1 grand.” Again I’m a little bit set back by the price and I said “A grand? Is it that good?” She then whips out her phone and shows me a picture of a HUGE, luxurious house. She then says “See this house? I paid for it with blowjobs” so I said “Alright let’s do it” so this time we go into her car and she decides to blow me in the parking lot, and its the best blowjob I ever had.

    We sit there and I’m blown away by this woman, so I ask her, “how much would it cost for some pussy?” She then laughs and points to the casino. “You see that casino?” I said “…yeah?” She says “If I had a pussy, I would own that casino.”

     


  • Danger nails

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    Electrical ladder

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    Bring back Clarkson

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    he’s officially fired, so now I guess we can take a guess at his next TV venture.

    Punchy Cars with Clarkson

    Knock Out Vehicles with Jeremy?

    Nautilus em aquário

    turf shoes

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    Yes I’m Tall

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    I’m 6’6″, and I’ve been told that I’m tall by a few people.

    Infinity cat

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    Voltron cosplay – Princess_Allura_

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    I haven’t see a lot of Voltron cosplay, this is pretty good!

    action scooter

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    I’m enjoying the safety vest on the bike.

    Look out world! Grannie’s got wheels!

    Obey

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    you want to die bitch

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    Sniper Cat

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    apple bath

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    Road Dick

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    West Indian manatees in the Crystal River, Florida by Daniel J. CoxCorbis

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    I have seen these in person before.  they’re not all that exciting.  kinda like cows.

    Halo 5 – Guardians

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    well I’m still not excited, especially after what they did in Halo 4, that was a bland feeling COD style of game.

    Snake bale

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    ear bud problems

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