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  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 review

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    After six years of keeping our malls safe, Paul Blart (Kevin James) has earned a well-deserved vacation. He heads to Vegas with his teenage daughter before she heads off to college. But safety never takes a holiday, and when duty calls, Blart answers.

    Source: Amazon.com

    It’s odd to see such a low brow movie make such an impact on the the cinematic scene, I had high hopes for PB:MC2, and was amazed when it blew me away in every possible opportunity.  Many have complained about how complicated the timeline and associated storylines are, but luckily they managed to keep it clear enough for first timers to keep track of what’s going on.  I did have some trouble with the German language only scenes, but luckily there were contextual clues as to what was going on.  I’m excited to see what’s next for the Paul Blart movie universe, I hear there’s a rumored PB:MC Cinematic  Universe, much like the Marvel Cinematic Universe.  My only concern is how those films are going to be able to bring the thunder without direct involvement of Kevin James as the titular Paul Blart?

    Burger Outfit

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    Unicycle baby rider

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    graduate ass

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    that’s a well fed butt.

    Barry at the first Annual White House Campout

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    here’s lookin at you kid!

    bud bowler

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    You dropped something

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    also, your tits are hanging out, lemme help you with that.

    Sneak a peak

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    ps4 ass

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    Fish Pool

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    Ana L can help you

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    Rocket Truck

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  • insane muscles

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    is she just walking down the beach flexing everything on her 1% body fat body?

    holy fuck, she would break me in half

    Infidel Shirt

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    balloon art

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    Kate Mara Nude in Esquire

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    I love that last one.  it’s in super high resolution too, so you can see how perfect she really is

    Fake Clam

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    that’s no clam!

    Flying Boat

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    he seems very excited to get off dry land and back in the water.

    F-150 Asshole

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    this is how cars get fucked up ya’ll

    Falling Face

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    Selena on the floor with her legs open

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    please, yes.

    No Dad

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    Holy Shit look at that

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    their socks say “bad ass”, which I disagree with.  that’s a nice ass.

    Angry at the bud

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    yeah, I feel the same way bud.

    Insane burger

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    no thanks.