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    Thor Ragnarok review

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    Imprisoned, the mighty Thor finds himself in a lethal gladiatorial contest against the Hulk, his former ally. Thor must fight for survival and race against time to prevent the all-powerful Hela from destroying his home and the Asgardian civilization.

    Absolutely the best Thor movie that Marvel has ever put out. It’s not a high bar to reach, but man, this is was a fun movie to watch. I’ll say this, there’s a couple scenes in the trailers that are straight up fucking LIES.

    I’m ok with that, it really made those scenes even better. This was a great film that I highly suggest you see in theaters!


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    Death by papercuts!

    Hairless guinea pig

    Captive Request

     

    man, this made me cry when I read it.

    Buff Men vs Weak Men

    Carrie 1979 review

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    Based on a Stephen King novel, Carrie is the story of a girl brought up, almost in isolation, by her psychotically religious mother Margaret.

    I neglected to watch both this, the original Carrie and the remake within a suitable timespan, and it was so long ago that I watched the remake of Carrie that it’s not even logged on my blog, but man this feels like a vastly different experience than the Chloe Grace Moretz version, with much more nudity and a whole lot more menstrual frustration.

    This is the obvious superior to the remake, I’m sad that I hadn’t watched it before now.

    SpiderMan Homecoming review

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    Spider-Man [Tom Holland] begins to navigate his new identity as the web-slinging super hero under the watchful eye of his mentor Tony Stark.

    Ahhhh, get it? Spider-man is in the MCU, so it’s his homecoming IRL.

    There’s also a Homecoming dance in the film!

    GET IT?!

    Still a good film, though I nearly turned it off during some of the highschool cringe scenes. I’m happy they cast all the supporting cast as young highschool kids and not 27 year old actors that try to look younger for the parts.

    Also Papa Johns