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  • Carrie 1979 review

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    Based on a Stephen King novel, Carrie is the story of a girl brought up, almost in isolation, by her psychotically religious mother Margaret.

    I neglected to watch both this, the original Carrie and the remake within a suitable timespan, and it was so long ago that I watched the remake of Carrie that it’s not even logged on my blog, but man this feels like a vastly different experience than the Chloe Grace Moretz version, with much more nudity and a whole lot more menstrual frustration.

    This is the obvious superior to the remake, I’m sad that I hadn’t watched it before now.

    SpiderMan Homecoming review

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    Spider-Man [Tom Holland] begins to navigate his new identity as the web-slinging super hero under the watchful eye of his mentor Tony Stark.

    Ahhhh, get it? Spider-man is in the MCU, so it’s his homecoming IRL.

    There’s also a Homecoming dance in the film!

    GET IT?!

    Still a good film, though I nearly turned it off during some of the highschool cringe scenes. I’m happy they cast all the supporting cast as young highschool kids and not 27 year old actors that try to look younger for the parts.

    Also Papa Johns

    Perfect Dark game review

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    A first-person shooter that mixes spy and sci-fi, Perfect Dark is both a thoroughly engrossing one-player experience and a riotously fun multiplayer romp. Easily one of the best games of its genre on any video game console, this long-awaited follow-up to GoldenEye 007 is a must-have for Nintendo 64 owners–and a damn good reason to be one if you’re not.

    I guess we’re too far removed from the generation that Perfect Dark comes from for me to really make a good connection with this. The game is rough and the story is limited and the VO work is just unfortunate. I wasn’t able to finish this one, it’s just too much.

    Nights Into Dreams game review

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    LSD in video game form?

    What the fuck did I just play? half the buttons don’t work and there’s no damn story. It’s actually THIS MONTH’s game with gold on the X-Box One. Seriously! A game from over 20 years ago! With buggy buttons and graphics that have not aged well at all. MS is on some drugs!


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    Almost Perfect

    boob envy

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    Just wanted to let you know