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    Warp game review

    Warp Warp

    Zero was living the good life as the cutest orange alien on this side of the galaxy. Then, without warning, he was abducted by a villainous General and taken to an underwater research facility. Now it’s up to Zero to prove he’s as deadly as he is cuddly. Plan his ultimate escape in the Warp PC download.

    Congratulations, you just got more story than I did in the entire game. The tone of this was all over the place, with a cute little space guy that’s murdering humans by warping into them and shaking around, exploding guts and limbs all over the room. The humans are goofy scientists that remind me of the scientists from Splosion Man. The puzzles in the game are also all over the place in terms of complexity, there were a few that required timing that I couldn’t nail without trying it 10 or 15 times.

    Then, the final battle has it’s own tone that’s completely separate from the rest of the game, and requires memorization of attack points and pin point timing. It only took me about 70 tries to beat the boss (yes. really.) and then I was awarded with a final cut scene of Warpie killing four people without explanation of anything.

    I enjoyed everything right up to the end, that was horrible.

    Also, this was another game that’s been hanging around my queue for a while, purchased back in 2012 for $4.99, I owned it on both Steam and on Origin. I remember playing it a bit back in the day but getting really damn confused by some of the mechanics, this really isn’t a good game to play while drinking!

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    Altered Carbon review

    fBB5EUTAOlNYFJyJQkF4lNdgoz3 Altered Carbon

    In the twenty-fifth century, humankind has spread throughout the galaxy, monitored by the watchful eye of the U.N. While divisions in race, religion, and class still exist, advances in technology have redefined life itself. Now, assuming one can afford the expensive procedure, a person’s consciousness can be stored in a cortical stack at the base of the brain and easily downloaded into a new body (or “sleeve”) making death nothing more than a minor blip on a screen.Ex-U.N. envoy Takeshi Kovacs has been killed before, but his last death was particularly painful. Dispatched one hundred eighty light-years from home, re-sleeved into a body in Bay City (formerly San Francisco, now with a rusted, dilapidated Golden Gate Bridge), Kovacs is thrown into the dark heart of a shady, far-reaching conspiracy that is vicious even by the standards of a society that treats “existence” as something that can be bought and sold.

    This is the first series I watched from beginning to end in the new 4k resolution. It’s a pretty series and Netflix has a stable enough compression and broadcast system that I have no complaints about the technology itself. The series is amazing as well, with some pretty fun concepts that they use to build their world, taking them to their logical conclusion. There’s several universes out there (lookin at you Star Trek) that have technology in them that would mean the literal end of the universe if used incorrectly (time travel, nanotech, et al) but they never really address it. It’s more window dressing for the story than it is the story itself. Not so much in Altered Carbon, which has just a single new piece of tech that has changed humanity: the ability to spiritually live forever. They explore what this means, how the meaning changes, and how the world changes in relation to the new tech.

    It’s absolutely amazing to watch. There’s some problems, but most of those are the result of needing to tell a visual story due to the medium. I’ve never read the books, but damn if I want to now.

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