Tags: Humor, jokes
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new Stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new Rooster struts over to the old rooster and Says,’OK old fart; Time for you to Retire
The old rooster replies, ‘Come on, surely you cannot
handle ALL of these Chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can’t you just let me have the two old hens Over in the corner?’
The young rooster Says, ‘Beat it: You are washed Up And I am taking Over.’
The old Rooster says, ‘I tell you what, young Stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken Coop.’
The young rooster Laughs. ‘You know you don’t Stand a chance, old man. So, just to be Fair, I will give you a head Start.’
The old rooster takes Off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.
They round the front porch of the Farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet Behind the old rooster and gaining fast!
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is Squawking and running as hard as He can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun And – BOOM – He blows the Young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and Says, Dammit…Third gay rooster I bought
from TikiHumor.comImages on April 5th, 2010 by WaltherKid | Report This Post | Add to favorites
I know MCS doesn’t favor screen caps but WTF is this.
I am DRUNK and this still screams “Sim City” there isn’t
a reflection for the pickup truck! Is this for real!?
Damn I hope that photo looks real when I wake up.
I call BS and say fake in the meantime.
Tags: hayden panettiere, Vladimir Klitschko, wtf
I should spend more time in West Hollywood, hanging out with my, in this case not, fantasy friends.Images on April 5th, 2010 by thesilverfox06 | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Space Images on April 5th, 2010 by Puulaahi | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Comic Books, tmnt, Wallpaper
Tags: Military, Wallpaper, Weapons Images on April 4th, 2010 by Particleman | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: MCS Faces
1. Me and a friend
2. Smokin mah cigarette
3. erm…yah-drunkenly fuckin around on a cliffside
4. Halloween (yes Im wearing a sundress)
WW II Brazilian Air Force display at the National Museum of the U. S. Air Force, Dayton, Ohio.
Photo by USAF.Images on April 4th, 2010 by luigibrasile | Report This Post | Add to favorites
São Paulo, Brazil.Images on April 4th, 2010 by luigibrasile | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Cars, Military, Wallpaper
A friend of mine dropped by driving one of these. It’s awesome.Images on April 4th, 2010 by callmenik | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Oh the marvels of RIM technology an e-mail.Images on April 4th, 2010 by _ren3gade | Report This Post | Add to favorites
the 2010 release of dwarf fortress is out! rejoice!Images on April 4th, 2010 by _ren3gade | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Nature Images on April 4th, 2010 by psychokrod | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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an image i photoshop, don’t worry i didn’t give that to her, she was really drunk and fell off her stool, my sad friendImages on April 4th, 2010 by MaiNiaC_MicHaeL | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: MCS Faces
I never knew how long it would take to find a picture of just myself. I know nothing of the first picture however the second was taken just after a Memorial Day trip to Knik River. For those Alaskans on here..they know how nice it is to get away for a while.Images on April 4th, 2010 by B13B3R | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Humor, sarah palin
invisible dicksImages on April 4th, 2010 by casemods UID# 667 | Report This Post | Add to favorites
So I finally got a decent desk in my room.
It was 30 inches, so we had to cut it to fit in the door.
The real story: we cut it because it had un-used space on the back side for people to use.
It was 7 inches of un-used space that would have meant it would not have fit in my room.
It’s still cramped as it is, but it works and I’m happy with it.
It was in a bank, and I have taken some chairs from them before without asking. I called them up, and asked what they were going to do with it and they said they were going to throw it out anyways.
It’s a bit damaged, and it’s cheap particle board, but it’s not bad and it’s in 100% working order. I can’t wait to use the filing system in the big drawer since I have a lot of paper work that I can finally sort out instead of just throwing random places.
Also – possible theme day for next month? (Battle stations)
Work/school/homeImages on April 4th, 2010 by Sleepwalker | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Comic Books Images on April 4th, 2010 by MeisterSk8 | Report This Post | Add to favorites