Televangelist: With God’s Help, I Brought a Dead Ant Back to Life


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Romy Schneider in the shadows


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The Titan review


This is on Netflix, and boy howdy is it yet another entry in the “only could have been released on Netflix because I’m not too steamed about it being a pointless mess due to only paying $15 a month” list. I need a better name for that list, obviously.
I truly did not understand a couple points that they made towards the end of the film. I’m going to just dive right into spoilers because why not, this movie isn’t one of those that has any great be twist, just weird plot developments that I really think should have been ironed out before it was released.
Key points:
- Main military guy says “this is a secure base, no communication with the outside world”. During the world building voice over at the start of the film, we know that the “outside world” is falling to pieces and is a near apocalyptic nightmare, so the military man’s instructions are clearly appropriate for a secret biological experiment. He knows what he’s in for, it’s right there in the Netflix synopsis! The very next scene as the assistant to the military guy saying “it’s ok to call friends and family, he was just being overly dramatic”. what?
- Wife finds cameras in the house, acts surprised that the military would want to keep an eye on their multi billion dollar walking petri dish on his off hours.
- Wife sets off to find the main guy from before, is able to sneak into a heavily guarded and secured office building to find out that they’re in the process of running biological experiments on her husband, the guy that openly volunteered for biological experiments.
- People die during the process, this is handled appropriately.
- The final step of the process involves the test subjects losing the ability to communicate with everyone around them, then they’re shipped off to Titan to live out their lives. That’s the end of the movie.
- Not much is said after that, just Earth is a wasteland and Sam Worthington is standing naked on Titan, possibly with some other blue friends.
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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri review


Twists and turns that could only come from a dark comedy, I thoroughly enjoyed every aspect of this film.
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Stella Cox close up


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MOD Triple Nerf Rival Nemesis Modification 1200 Round Capacity


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“Marvel Vs Capcom Infinite” logo


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Image Reveals 8 #WeBelieve in Colorists Variant Covers for Spawn #286


The first variant is B&W so you can compare techniques and effects.
Click through to see them all, it’s amazing how differently the colorists can make one piece of art feel. I’m a fan of the couple that make Spawn’s eyes all misty.
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village people – YMCA edicion 2017 dj mak


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Who came up with this stupid idea?


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Lola Bunny with pink hair


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The Shape of Water review


…I did not expect the gratuitous sex scenes. I love Guillermo del Toro (and by extension Doug Jones) but man this was a weird one. I ultimately enjoyed it, but ….weird, man.
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Primeval looking bored


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Superman Returns review


Most perfect airplane rescue ever? I will never not get tingly when that ripple happens when it’s about to be set down.
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Leslie Parrish looking up

