Only a sith deals in Absolutes

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  • The Tick 2001 review

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    MV5BYzY4NGY1ZjQtM2JiYS00YmE0LWFkODItZDM1OWIxYjI0NjY5XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTAyODkwOQ@@ 718x1024 The Tick (2001)

    Based on Ben Edlund’s cult comic, a mysterious blue avenger teams up with an odd group of superheroes to fight crime.

    Featuring Joe Swanson as The Tick. His real name is Patrick Warburton, but everyone know his voice from Family Guy at this point. It’s obvious that there was a budget on this series, it only ran for nine episodes and I don’t think I saw a major fight or special effect the entire time.

    Imagine if Seinfeld was in a blue rubber suit and Elane was running around in a sexy captain america costume and that’s what this basically ends up being. Not a bad series but it definitely shows both it’s low budget and it’s age.

    cockness monster

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    21 or older to buy tide pods

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  • Clue The Movie review

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    clue movie poster 683x1024 Clue: The Movie

    Six guests are invited to a strange house and must cooperate with the staff to solve a murder mystery.

    Absurdist humor from some absolutely amazing actors well into their prime, I’m sad I hadn’t watched this before now, I really enjoyed the movie and all of it’s assorted endings.

    John’s Ant

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    Elon Musk Rumor about zombies

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    Africa – Angel City Chorale

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    Happy To Fail

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    Velocity garage

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    Proud Mary review

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    71p5iMRiI6L. SL1500  683x1024 Proud Mary
    Mary is a hit woman working for an organized crime family, whose life is turned around when she meets a boy during a professional hit.
    Based on the trailer, I thought this was going to be John Wick but with a sexy lady. Taraji P. Henson is pretty good looking, but they didn’t use her looks here. They didn’t use her acting abilities either, I know I’ve seen her in some pretty good roles, but this one was not her best. The plot stuttered through the film along with some pretty terribly acting by actors that I KNOW are good, Danny Glover has a body of work that I’ve enjoyed but he didn’t seem to realize the camera was on for half his takes.

    I really felt like they didn’t take enough takes and the editing wasn’t able to cover how poorly the film was filmed and directed. There was a distinct point where I was getting bored with the whole thing and Proud Mary pulls up in her car to park in front of a building and I shit you not there were tires squealing and brakes flaring as she gently took a corner at 15 mph and parked herself, so they obviously realized that there was a lack of action that needed to be pushed up. There’s several action scenes towards the end of the film that really broken me out of the film and shattered my suspension of disbelief: her arrival at a warehouse in which her car is shot at by 20 men with 50 round magazines and her attempt at sneaking into the warehouse after she survived the entry. Just off the top of my head, I’ll say there were about 500 shots that landed on her car as she arrived, all of them landing on her hood or in the passenger seat. None to the wheels, none to the driver seat, none to the engine block, just to the frame of the car. She sat there for half a minute while they shot round after round into her car, I swear she was being shot at by storm troopers. Then, as she’s sneaking in trying to be quiet as possible, an entirely inappropriately loud Motown cut of “Proud Mary” is playing at max volume. It was a great song, but completely wrong for the tone that they were trying to convey.

    Skip it and go see something better.

    WLOP woman on a motorcycle

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  • Daft

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    Diana Uglanova is a welder from the future

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    pants pants

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    SCRABBLE

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