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Official Epic Fail Seal
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WORST. PRESIDENT. EVER.
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Hahaha…yet a bunch of dolts apparently voted for him…thats the funniest part!
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I laugh so hard at these things. Not because bush was a horrible president, although I don’t deny he wasn’t that great, but think of the other choices:
1. LIEK ZOMG GLOABL WARMING!!!! TEH PALNETS IS HAVE FEVERZ!!!111
2. PURPLEHEARTPURPLEHEARTPURPLEHEARTPURPLEHEARTPURPLEHEARTPURPLEHEARTPURPLEHEARTPURPLEHEARTPURPLEHEARTPURPLEHEART
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Oops… Forgot the rest of the comment:
So, really, when you say Bush sucks, think of what could’ve happened.
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What could’ve happened if he’d lost?
Maybe thousands of Iraqi children would still be alive?
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Maybe, or maybe Iraq would be giant glass crator by now.
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No, iddqd, it wouldn’t, because no one would vote for you.
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Oh, yeah. If the US took a harder line on global warming, that would have been terrible. Worse case scenario, some very very rich people would have to shift around their investments (which they do anyway) into one of the billion industries with a future.
Which of course, will happen anyway. Global warming or not. Oil wars or not. Oil is running out, and most of the oil left is in sands or low-pressure wells, which are too expensive to get, and sell at reasonable prices. So even if global warming is total bullshit, all Gore would have done was not delay the inevitable slight amount of work for a few dozen magnates. God forbid rich people work in a capitalism.
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Oh, yeah, and I totally love breathing in city air. That unique aroma of exhaust will be a total loss to our children. How dare global warming deprive us of the GREATEST SMELL IN THE WORLD!?!?!?!
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I think it’s obvious that we know what we’re doing as a nation. We always have. Watch this and you’ll see:
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This is why I’m happy I’m a Hungarian. Wait, our goverment sucks too. Fuck.
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I’d visit Hungary, but I’m afraid of roving Mongols.
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No, we killed al the mongols. You can by neclaces made from their ears.
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I’d visit Hungary just to see those ó’s that are, like, hardcore double ó’s.
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You mean the ‘Å‘’s?
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How many of you jackoffs Have an MBA
from Harvard? This man does. We don’t
know what the hell 0vomit has, all his
school records are sealed. So fuckoff
Libterds.
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You seem angry.
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You feeling ok?
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WORST. PRESIDENT. EVER.
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Hahaha…yet a bunch of dolts apparently voted for him…thats the funniest part!
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I laugh so hard at these things. Not because bush was a horrible president, although I don’t deny he wasn’t that great, but think of the other choices:
1. LIEK ZOMG GLOABL WARMING!!!! TEH PALNETS IS HAVE FEVERZ!!!111
2. PURPLEHEARTPURPLEHEARTPURPLEHEARTPURPLEHEARTPURPLEHEARTPURPLEHEARTPURPLEHEARTPURPLEHEARTPURPLEHEARTPURPLEHEART -
Oops… Forgot the rest of the comment:
So, really, when you say Bush sucks, think of what could’ve happened. -
What could’ve happened if he’d lost?
Maybe thousands of Iraqi children would still be alive?
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Maybe, or maybe Iraq would be giant glass crator by now.
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No, iddqd, it wouldn’t, because no one would vote for you.
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Oh, yeah. If the US took a harder line on global warming, that would have been terrible. Worse case scenario, some very very rich people would have to shift around their investments (which they do anyway) into one of the billion industries with a future.
Which of course, will happen anyway. Global warming or not. Oil wars or not. Oil is running out, and most of the oil left is in sands or low-pressure wells, which are too expensive to get, and sell at reasonable prices. So even if global warming is total bullshit, all Gore would have done was not delay the inevitable slight amount of work for a few dozen magnates. God forbid rich people work in a capitalism.
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Oh, yeah, and I totally love breathing in city air. That unique aroma of exhaust will be a total loss to our children. How dare global warming deprive us of the GREATEST SMELL IN THE WORLD!?!?!?!
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I think it’s obvious that we know what we’re doing as a nation. We always have. Watch this and you’ll see:
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This is why I’m happy I’m a Hungarian. Wait, our goverment sucks too. Fuck.
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I’d visit Hungary, but I’m afraid of roving Mongols.
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No, we killed al the mongols. You can by neclaces made from their ears.
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I’d visit Hungary just to see those ó’s that are, like, hardcore double ó’s.
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You mean the ‘Å‘’s?
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How many of you jackoffs Have an MBA
from Harvard? This man does. We don’t
know what the hell 0vomit has, all his
school records are sealed. So fuckoff
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You seem angry.
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You feeling ok?
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Occidental College
Columbia College (B.A.)
Harvard Law School (J.D.)
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Katrina Says
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And so do I.
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Why did those silly people build their houses underwater? Silly!
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Black Pirates of New Orleans was a great movie.
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That is fucking funny! LOL!
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I LoL’d too
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And so did all the black people who rescued plasma TVs.
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And Bush said: JABON ::POOF::
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And so do I.
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Why did those silly people build their houses underwater? Silly!
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Black Pirates of New Orleans was a great movie.
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That is fucking funny! LOL!
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I LoL’d too
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And so did all the black people who rescued plasma TVs.
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And Bush said: JABON ::POOF::
God Hates Fags
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Why can’t religious folks keep their retardation to themselves?
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Wait if he is gay than why would he hold up a sign that says that God hates fags? I am so confused.
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Because generally, people that go on witch hunts against homosexuals, are in the closet themselves. The more they hate “teh gheys”, the more likely they really hate themselves.
If one is truly confident and comfortable with their own sexuality, they’d have no reason to feel threatened by anyone else’s.
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Bless you Alec – if you weren’t already married, I’d propose to you.
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Grr these people make me angry…they showed up across the street from a classmate’s funeral (he died in Iraq) and protested…These people are mixed up. I’m sorry if someone disagrees, but they crossed the line too many times.
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Thanks, Brigantyna. :*)
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I wanna hurt that guy so much.
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His website is funny; I started hating this guy when he was around the Matthew Shepard thing in Wyoming. His argument basically boils down to this: It’s possible for God to hate (most folks think he doesn’t) because he smites sinners down with fire and lightning. He hates fags because of Leviticus & Deuteronomy.
I was going to start a satirical website called www.godhateschildren.com, which would be exactly identical to his but with the words “fags” & “children” substituted.
There are plenty of quotes from scripture that would back this up: 2 Kings 2:23-25
“23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!†24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. 25 And he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.”
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What’s the deal with christians that pick and choose parts of the old testament to follow and ignore the rest? Does he do his animal sacrifices too? What about pork? Does he make his wife go to outskirts of the village when she is having her “monthly issue”?
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Nicely put Alec. Hell, I might propose to you anyway.
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What’s the deal with christians that pick and choose parts of the old testament to follow and ignore the rest?
Because the Old Testament is the true face of Christianity. The New Testament is a “mainstream” pussified version in order to appeal to new times.
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The Old Testament is basicly the Torah, with minor cuts.
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LOL @ Hepathos for the circumcision joke.
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Well it’s wasn’t aimed for that, but now you mention it… 
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fuckin fundamentalists… makes the whole state of Kansas look bad…
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That guy probably sucks SO MUCH DICK! He loves a good broom handle hung stud in his ass NIGHTLY!
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The documentary about them by Keith Allen was pretty good.
Turns out that the son of one of the key members of their ‘church’ was born out of wedlock. Apparently god will forgive that minor indiscretion.
Wake up and smell the hypocricy.
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Christians aren’t perfect. They just want you to be!
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It may also be a good thing to note that the few quotes they based their entire anti-america campaign on are in English – phrases with a far different meaning than the original language of the bible. It’s interesting to look it up.
Not that I’m religious, just pointing that out 
Look on Youtube for the video of her on Fox news arguing with the chick. The anchor brings up a good point: if you hate the country so much, why don’t you leave?
Amazing how they believe that these 80-something people (80% of which are in the same big family) are the only people in the history of the world who “got it right” and everyone else is wrong and going to hell. Just amazing.
And yes, Ando, the Keith Allen thing was awesome. Youtube that as well ^_^
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Why can’t religious folks keep their retardation to themselves?
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Wait if he is gay than why would he hold up a sign that says that God hates fags? I am so confused.
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Because generally, people that go on witch hunts against homosexuals, are in the closet themselves. The more they hate “teh gheys”, the more likely they really hate themselves.
If one is truly confident and comfortable with their own sexuality, they’d have no reason to feel threatened by anyone else’s.
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Bless you Alec – if you weren’t already married, I’d propose to you.
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Grr these people make me angry…they showed up across the street from a classmate’s funeral (he died in Iraq) and protested…These people are mixed up. I’m sorry if someone disagrees, but they crossed the line too many times.
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Thanks, Brigantyna. :*)
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I wanna hurt that guy so much.
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His website is funny; I started hating this guy when he was around the Matthew Shepard thing in Wyoming. His argument basically boils down to this: It’s possible for God to hate (most folks think he doesn’t) because he smites sinners down with fire and lightning. He hates fags because of Leviticus & Deuteronomy.
I was going to start a satirical website called www.godhateschildren.com, which would be exactly identical to his but with the words “fags” & “children” substituted.
There are plenty of quotes from scripture that would back this up: 2 Kings 2:23-25
“23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!†24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. 25 And he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.”
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What’s the deal with christians that pick and choose parts of the old testament to follow and ignore the rest? Does he do his animal sacrifices too? What about pork? Does he make his wife go to outskirts of the village when she is having her “monthly issue”?
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Nicely put Alec. Hell, I might propose to you anyway.
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What’s the deal with christians that pick and choose parts of the old testament to follow and ignore the rest?
Because the Old Testament is the true face of Christianity. The New Testament is a “mainstream” pussified version in order to appeal to new times.
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The Old Testament is basicly the Torah, with minor cuts.
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LOL @ Hepathos for the circumcision joke.
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Well it’s wasn’t aimed for that, but now you mention it…
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fuckin fundamentalists… makes the whole state of Kansas look bad…
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That guy probably sucks SO MUCH DICK! He loves a good broom handle hung stud in his ass NIGHTLY!
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The documentary about them by Keith Allen was pretty good.
Turns out that the son of one of the key members of their ‘church’ was born out of wedlock. Apparently god will forgive that minor indiscretion.Wake up and smell the hypocricy.
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Christians aren’t perfect. They just want you to be!
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It may also be a good thing to note that the few quotes they based their entire anti-america campaign on are in English – phrases with a far different meaning than the original language of the bible. It’s interesting to look it up.
Not that I’m religious, just pointing that out
Look on Youtube for the video of her on Fox news arguing with the chick. The anchor brings up a good point: if you hate the country so much, why don’t you leave?
Amazing how they believe that these 80-something people (80% of which are in the same big family) are the only people in the history of the world who “got it right” and everyone else is wrong and going to hell. Just amazing.
And yes, Ando, the Keith Allen thing was awesome. Youtube that as well ^_^
No Pirates
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But Ninjas are OK?
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Are they closed during National Talk Like A Pirate Day?
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One assumes that this a ninja-run establishment.
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I think they just understand that, sign or not, ninjas will get in and out without anyone knowing.
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Arrrgh, yer be racist!
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arrrrrrrrrrrrr, That be International talk like a pirate day me lad!
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so no polticians
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What about Vikings?
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Are they closed during National Talk Like A Pirate Day?
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One assumes that this a ninja-run establishment.
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I think they just understand that, sign or not, ninjas will get in and out without anyone knowing.
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Arrrgh, yer be racist!
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arrrrrrrrrrrrr, That be International talk like a pirate day me lad!
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so no polticians
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What about Vikings?
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Blonde moment
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A painful blonde moment.
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why does he just barrel straight into her? You figure he’d vear off a little to try to avoid her
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The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. That includes trying to go through somebody.
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Because the drugged up horse is as dumb as the blonde. Too much time spent training, not enough time living.
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He probably just thought that once he hit 88mph he’d travel back in time and phase right through her. Obviously he just wasn’t fast enough.
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itz a shame, hoban. isnt it?
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Haha. I like the reaction of the guy kneeling in the background.
You can tell he sees what’s about to happen
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Isn’t obvious why he didn’t stop…he’s blonde too.
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“Because the drugged up horse is as dumb as the blonde. Too much time spent training, not enough time living.”
spoken like a load that hasn’t ran a mile since high-school tbqh
enjoy your frito-lays
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You idiots are missing the point. She just got freaking punched in the face! BWAHAHAHAH
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mech:
Right, because everyone that doesn’t train 12 hours a day and take steroids is as fat as an Arbuckle. Wow, you’re one smart cookie… er, rice cake!
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Or… he’s going really fast and has a fraction of a second to react to her walking in front of him. The entire fraction of a second he’s probably thinking “Huh… person… shit, contact!”
The person who made the drugged up comment is probably a basement dweller, though.
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Maybe I’m still just a bit bitter from when my countries big hero, Ben “Track-marks” Johnson, lost his gold medal because it turned out he was actually a loser (in the President Bush sense of the word). Turns out it’s not how much training you put in or how strong your character is, but rather how good your chemical masking agents work. His weren’t as good as the ones Carl Lewis used.
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I realize everyone’s having much fun with the speculation, but if you actually WATCH it you can see that he’s looking at his FEET not WHERE HE’S GOING. Now, admittedly, I’m one of those who hasn’t run a mile since high school. Which isn’t to say I don’t’ stay active with stage combat, Tai Chi (and not the dancey dance kind) and working on a dock (yes, girls can do that too). However, last time I checked, when running it was a good idea to look FORWARD not DOWN. Have things changed since I was in high school?
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Outta mah way bitch!
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Brigantyna: I don’t know where this is from, but it looks like he’s doing a long jump of some kind (you can see the actual track in the background) and the starts for jumps are pretty intense at high levels of track; he’s probably just starting to run in an upright position in this clip, hence the looking at the ground.
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Thanks for the clarification deutschlandia, I was fearing the poor lad had some sort of brain injury. (We KNOW the blonde has one now. I’m rather alarmed by the way her head snapped back.) I see the track in the background and I guess I didn’t put it together that it’s not the right setup for the oval track I was initially thinking it was. Blame the pain meds I’m on.
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i like the other guys reaction in the background
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I can seriously watch this a million times over and never get tired. Just make SFX in your head! It’s great!
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She is not suppose to be on track, why blame the runner only?
in baseball, if a fielder is stand on the route between base and the baserunner who’s running to next base and ran right into a fielder who stand in the way. are you suppose to blame the baserunner who’s doing what they suppose to do or the fielder who were not suppose to be standing on the route between bases at all.
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Because (correct me if I’m wrong, someone) she is walking across the center portion of the track, which to me isn’t a big red flag like, say, walking down the track itself the wrong way.
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Yeah, fuck that bitch around! GOD I’M SO HORNY
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Look, plain and simple, hes an elite athlete, for anyone who has done this sorta thing your ENTIRELY focussed on your track, not whats around you and CERTAINLY not some idiot walking onto the track. Its the blondes stupidity pure and simple and GOD DAMN ITS FUNNY!! LOL
and i agree with Piece, i love the guys reaction in the background. WOW!! lol
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bitch got pwned.
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I’d love to see this at normal speed. I’d imagine that guy is just trucking…
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why does he just barrel straight into her? You figure he’d vear off a little to try to avoid her
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The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. That includes trying to go through somebody.
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Because the drugged up horse is as dumb as the blonde. Too much time spent training, not enough time living.
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He probably just thought that once he hit 88mph he’d travel back in time and phase right through her. Obviously he just wasn’t fast enough.
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itz a shame, hoban. isnt it?
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Haha. I like the reaction of the guy kneeling in the background.
You can tell he sees what’s about to happen
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Isn’t obvious why he didn’t stop…he’s blonde too.
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“Because the drugged up horse is as dumb as the blonde. Too much time spent training, not enough time living.”
spoken like a load that hasn’t ran a mile since high-school tbqh
enjoy your frito-lays
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You idiots are missing the point. She just got freaking punched in the face! BWAHAHAHAH
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mech:
Right, because everyone that doesn’t train 12 hours a day and take steroids is as fat as an Arbuckle. Wow, you’re one smart cookie… er, rice cake!
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Or… he’s going really fast and has a fraction of a second to react to her walking in front of him. The entire fraction of a second he’s probably thinking “Huh… person… shit, contact!”
The person who made the drugged up comment is probably a basement dweller, though.
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Maybe I’m still just a bit bitter from when my countries big hero, Ben “Track-marks” Johnson, lost his gold medal because it turned out he was actually a loser (in the President Bush sense of the word). Turns out it’s not how much training you put in or how strong your character is, but rather how good your chemical masking agents work. His weren’t as good as the ones Carl Lewis used.
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I realize everyone’s having much fun with the speculation, but if you actually WATCH it you can see that he’s looking at his FEET not WHERE HE’S GOING. Now, admittedly, I’m one of those who hasn’t run a mile since high school. Which isn’t to say I don’t’ stay active with stage combat, Tai Chi (and not the dancey dance kind) and working on a dock (yes, girls can do that too). However, last time I checked, when running it was a good idea to look FORWARD not DOWN. Have things changed since I was in high school?
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Outta mah way bitch!
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Brigantyna: I don’t know where this is from, but it looks like he’s doing a long jump of some kind (you can see the actual track in the background) and the starts for jumps are pretty intense at high levels of track; he’s probably just starting to run in an upright position in this clip, hence the looking at the ground.
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Thanks for the clarification deutschlandia, I was fearing the poor lad had some sort of brain injury. (We KNOW the blonde has one now. I’m rather alarmed by the way her head snapped back.) I see the track in the background and I guess I didn’t put it together that it’s not the right setup for the oval track I was initially thinking it was. Blame the pain meds I’m on.
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i like the other guys reaction in the background
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I can seriously watch this a million times over and never get tired. Just make SFX in your head! It’s great!
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She is not suppose to be on track, why blame the runner only?
in baseball, if a fielder is stand on the route between base and the baserunner who’s running to next base and ran right into a fielder who stand in the way. are you suppose to blame the baserunner who’s doing what they suppose to do or the fielder who were not suppose to be standing on the route between bases at all. -
Because (correct me if I’m wrong, someone) she is walking across the center portion of the track, which to me isn’t a big red flag like, say, walking down the track itself the wrong way.
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Yeah, fuck that bitch around! GOD I’M SO HORNY
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Look, plain and simple, hes an elite athlete, for anyone who has done this sorta thing your ENTIRELY focussed on your track, not whats around you and CERTAINLY not some idiot walking onto the track. Its the blondes stupidity pure and simple and GOD DAMN ITS FUNNY!! LOL
and i agree with Piece, i love the guys reaction in the background. WOW!! lol
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bitch got pwned.
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I’d love to see this at normal speed. I’d imagine that guy is just trucking…
Got Milk?
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[kid holding a cow]
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Runs better without Windows
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This is so old! Potentially taken before 1995.
Not a clue if it’s been on here. I looked but couldn’t find it.
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Forsdicks? What that like the compensation mobile back then?
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Forsdicks? What that like the compensation mobile back then?
Scary Mo-Fo
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Kala Kawai has 67 piercings and 75% of his body is tattooed & runs his own studio in Hawaii. He has stretched the holes in his earlobes to 4 inches, inserted various silicon implants on his head, can screw metal spikes into the top of his skull, has a split tongue and generally looks extremely frightening.
Also worth bearing in mind is that he split his own tongue using dental floss and did all his own piercings.
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And yet he still feels empty…
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Kala, the lonely demonspawn 
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Well he shouldn’t have any trouble picking his boogers.
Or shaving his lumpy head.
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I love how he’s wearing plaid.
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I’ve seen an interview with this guy. He struck me as a very normal, easy going kinda guy. Not at all demonic or particularly evil (except for the bit where he’s wearing plaid here).
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Now, let’s suppose he required an MRI.
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I particularly like the mouth on the double chin. Way to efficiently use otherwise wasted real estate!
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I hate people who pierce themselves, especially people like that pictured above.
Especially when chicks pierce themselves in their belly button, titties, or some stupid place and they’re prancing around thinking it’ll make them 10X hotter when it makes them look like used mutants.
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I hate it when fatties get their belly buttons pierced, and you can’t even see it unless they pick up their fold. Because they have one, they feel the need to where short shirts and show everybody, too.
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I hate overpierced chick, but when they have a little one in ther belly button, orr ther nose, it’s quite cute! And I hate fatties all together
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Did anyone notice he has a nose ring, nerd bomber!
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heeeeeeeey! Kala. He owns Sin City Tattoo and Piercing here in Hilo, HI. He’s actually a really nice dude and very professional. He did all of my girlfriend’s piercings.
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And yet he still feels empty…
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Kala, the lonely demonspawn
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Well he shouldn’t have any trouble picking his boogers.
Or shaving his lumpy head.
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I love how he’s wearing plaid.
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I’ve seen an interview with this guy. He struck me as a very normal, easy going kinda guy. Not at all demonic or particularly evil (except for the bit where he’s wearing plaid here).
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Now, let’s suppose he required an MRI.
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I particularly like the mouth on the double chin. Way to efficiently use otherwise wasted real estate!
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I hate people who pierce themselves, especially people like that pictured above.
Especially when chicks pierce themselves in their belly button, titties, or some stupid place and they’re prancing around thinking it’ll make them 10X hotter when it makes them look like used mutants.
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I hate it when fatties get their belly buttons pierced, and you can’t even see it unless they pick up their fold. Because they have one, they feel the need to where short shirts and show everybody, too.
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I hate overpierced chick, but when they have a little one in ther belly button, orr ther nose, it’s quite cute! And I hate fatties all together
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Did anyone notice he has a nose ring, nerd bomber!
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heeeeeeeey! Kala. He owns Sin City Tattoo and Piercing here in Hilo, HI. He’s actually a really nice dude and very professional. He did all of my girlfriend’s piercings.
Conjoined Squirrel Taxidermy
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More creatures at www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com, including carcass art, cryptic curios, pickled pets, and jewelry.
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PETA’s gonna come after you for this one Carpet Teeth. Run, run now….
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This is awesome… I need to get one for my dog to play with.
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Watch one of the heads actually move. That’ll be the day. iddqd made me lol
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PETA’s gonna come after you for this one Carpet Teeth. Run, run now….
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This is awesome… I need to get one for my dog to play with.
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Watch one of the heads actually move. That’ll be the day. iddqd made me lol
Availability of Pot
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Wow, the DEA is doing a heckuva job! All those billions of dollars spent on the “War On Drugs”(tm) is going to good use!
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They need a chart showing the route of the good bud from Canada, and the nasty schwag from Mexico; they can show the areas where both types are distributed.
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Are the suggesting that there are dealers standing literally outside of the DEA HQ?
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That’s exactly the problem, the DEA does’nt have a clue what pot is like, How do you expect they can find it?
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Wow, the DEA is doing a heckuva job! All those billions of dollars spent on the “War On Drugs”(tm) is going to good use!
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They need a chart showing the route of the good bud from Canada, and the nasty schwag from Mexico; they can show the areas where both types are distributed.
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Are the suggesting that there are dealers standing literally outside of the DEA HQ?
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That’s exactly the problem, the DEA does’nt have a clue what pot is like, How do you expect they can find it?
Gladiator Wallpaper
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iddqd, you should’ve turned this into a motivational poster.
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I don’t care what anyone says, you have just redeemed yourself in my eyes.
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iddqd, you should’ve turned this into a motivational poster.
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I don’t care what anyone says, you have just redeemed yourself in my eyes.
Perfect Set-Up
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i dunno about those guys…but i generall have my pants down when im taking a dump. hahaha
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No no, they are just so well setup that they have holes in the back of their pants which remove the need to take their pants down. It saves valuable gaming time!!
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The holes also prepare them to be reamed by Sony on demand.
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No no…they seem to just allow Sony to do that. Either that or they just haven’t noticed it yet 
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Man, I would love to poo doing a LAN party…
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They’re forgetting the necessary beer fridge.
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You’d sit down just to take a piss
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Work out the kinks and this would be amazing.
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i’m pooing right now
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Lee7, the beer fridge is back with the main controller and screen!! I mean honestly, taking a dump and drinking at the same time whilst playing your playstation? thats just not cool
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Wally, that’s like, Nirvana… D:
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i dunno about those guys…but i generall have my pants down when im taking a dump. hahaha
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No no, they are just so well setup that they have holes in the back of their pants which remove the need to take their pants down. It saves valuable gaming time!!
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The holes also prepare them to be reamed by Sony on demand.
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No no…they seem to just allow Sony to do that. Either that or they just haven’t noticed it yet
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Man, I would love to poo doing a LAN party…
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They’re forgetting the necessary beer fridge.
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You’d sit down just to take a piss
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Work out the kinks and this would be amazing.
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i’m pooing right now
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Lee7, the beer fridge is back with the main controller and screen!! I mean honestly, taking a dump and drinking at the same time whilst playing your playstation? thats just not cool
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Wally, that’s like, Nirvana… D:
Irony?
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Live like you mean it – Barcardi
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No, that’s not irony.
Irony does not mean ‘funny coincidence’.
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Irony here would apply if there was some way to determine this crash was due to a drunk driver with Bacardi on-board.
Looking too much into things sometimes takes the fun out of stuff. =\
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“Irony here would apply if there was some way to determine this crash was due to a drunk driver with Bacardi on-board.”
No, that’s still just a ‘funny coincidence’.
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Alright Lawnmower, what would have to happen in this picture for it to be considered ironic?
Let me give more info first. The driver hit a lamp post that fell and hit the Bacardi truck that was going the other way.
Anyway the important thing is that there is one less Del Sol out there.
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@The Lawnmower
I think the fact someone that gets killed or almost killed by something that has “Live like you mean it” as slogan is pretty ironic.
Bacardi is telling you to drink up, which in turn will mean you want to live, while having a perfect example of how it does everything but give you life.
Keep in mind I’m not saying alcohol = death, but it’s clear that when you “drink like you mean it” you don’t have control of 100% of your body which or its senses, which could lead to an accident or even death.
And yes, I drink so I’m not preaching here. Just trying to get my point across in the whole “Irony” thing.
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Coincidence. Is. Not. Irony.
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You could say the slogan of the product (alcohol) that causes a large number of deaths, ‘Live like you mean it.’, is ironic (in a shallow interpretation).
But that has nothing to do with the car crash.
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Isn’t that what I said..? If the crash *was* caused by someone drinking alcohol, preferibly Bacardi, it’d be ironic to see a Bacardi truck that promotes “life” by telling you to drink.
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I’m not going to repeat myself.
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I think the irony is that it’s illegal in California to use the name of any restaurant, retailer, etc in an ad for an alcoholic beverage. That truck is basically a rolling ad for Bacardi that has the distribution company’s name on the side too. Just imagine that the cop is ticketing the truck driver for that.
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Don’t repeat yourself lawnmower because you sound ignorant. dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony
The messaging of the van and implied life endangerment are indeed ironic by its definition. Yes, “ironic” is misused and overused everywhere – but not here.
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No, that’s not irony.
Irony does not mean ‘funny coincidence’.
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Irony here would apply if there was some way to determine this crash was due to a drunk driver with Bacardi on-board.
Looking too much into things sometimes takes the fun out of stuff. =\
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“Irony here would apply if there was some way to determine this crash was due to a drunk driver with Bacardi on-board.”
No, that’s still just a ‘funny coincidence’.
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Alright Lawnmower, what would have to happen in this picture for it to be considered ironic?
Let me give more info first. The driver hit a lamp post that fell and hit the Bacardi truck that was going the other way.
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@The Lawnmower
I think the fact someone that gets killed or almost killed by something that has “Live like you mean it” as slogan is pretty ironic.
Bacardi is telling you to drink up, which in turn will mean you want to live, while having a perfect example of how it does everything but give you life.
Keep in mind I’m not saying alcohol = death, but it’s clear that when you “drink like you mean it” you don’t have control of 100% of your body which or its senses, which could lead to an accident or even death.
And yes, I drink so I’m not preaching here. Just trying to get my point across in the whole “Irony” thing.
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Coincidence. Is. Not. Irony.
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You could say the slogan of the product (alcohol) that causes a large number of deaths, ‘Live like you mean it.’, is ironic (in a shallow interpretation).
But that has nothing to do with the car crash. -
Isn’t that what I said..? If the crash *was* caused by someone drinking alcohol, preferibly Bacardi, it’d be ironic to see a Bacardi truck that promotes “life” by telling you to drink.
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I’m not going to repeat myself.
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I think the irony is that it’s illegal in California to use the name of any restaurant, retailer, etc in an ad for an alcoholic beverage. That truck is basically a rolling ad for Bacardi that has the distribution company’s name on the side too. Just imagine that the cop is ticketing the truck driver for that.
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Don’t repeat yourself lawnmower because you sound ignorant. dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony
The messaging of the van and implied life endangerment are indeed ironic by its definition. Yes, “ironic” is misused and overused everywhere – but not here.
Tank Mode Engaged
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Reminds me of the Dad cartoons.
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The “Dad’s Home” flash from Newgrounds?
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some reason…i found this freakin hilarious
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‘Dad’s at Work’ was fucking good
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Reminds me of the Dad cartoons.
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The “Dad’s Home” flash from Newgrounds?
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some reason…i found this freakin hilarious
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‘Dad’s at Work’ was fucking good
Killer Painting
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Do it faggot
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yes the world will owe you !!!!
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Do it! He’s too dangerous to be left alive!
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[smart arse mode on]
The painting’s called “Der Holzfäller” (German for: the Woodcutter) painted in 1910 by a famous Swiss painter called Ferdinand Hodler.
The picture seems to have been taken in Switzerland (I found another picture with one of the Swiss Ministers sitting on the same sofa) but I couldn’t say whether it’s actually the original although it probably isn’t.
Oddly enough, the writing on the window, of which you can see the shadow, includes the word “Alkohol…”
[/smart arse mode off]
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Isn’t that Chavez? or have I got my club of corrupt 3rd world dictators blaming the US for all of their problems mixed up again
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fag. i would throw the axe away and do it with my bare hands…
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Do it faggot
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yes the world will owe you !!!!
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Do it! He’s too dangerous to be left alive!
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[smart arse mode on]
The painting’s called “Der Holzfäller” (German for: the Woodcutter) painted in 1910 by a famous Swiss painter called Ferdinand Hodler.
The picture seems to have been taken in Switzerland (I found another picture with one of the Swiss Ministers sitting on the same sofa) but I couldn’t say whether it’s actually the original although it probably isn’t.
Oddly enough, the writing on the window, of which you can see the shadow, includes the word “Alkohol…”
[/smart arse mode off]
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Isn’t that Chavez? or have I got my club of corrupt 3rd world dictators blaming the US for all of their problems mixed up again
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fag. i would throw the axe away and do it with my bare hands…
30 Seconds To Mars
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Here’s a song from this band
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Dude Iddqd WTF this doesn’t belong on this website, we don’t care about your emo fetishes.
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I know Jared Leto dresses up like an emo fag. But at least the music kicks ass.
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Funny thing is, I submitted a picture of Breaking Benjamin twice, rejected both times.
I submit this and tiki approves it right away like Bush under the Republican Congress.
So who’s the emo now?
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Here’s a song from this band
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Dude Iddqd WTF this doesn’t belong on this website, we don’t care about your emo fetishes.
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I know Jared Leto dresses up like an emo fag. But at least the music kicks ass.
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Funny thing is, I submitted a picture of Breaking Benjamin twice, rejected both times.
I submit this and tiki approves it right away like Bush under the Republican Congress.
So who’s the emo now?
I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE
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-=blink=- What the…I don’t….but…OH MY GODS!!! -=huddles in a corner=-
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Kind of looks like the boy from the Man Show has fallen on some hard time….
Or maybe he’s eaten the hard times. Not sure.
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Coolest kid ever!
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Follow up comment:
Yes, even cooler than Kevin McCallister.
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Or Mikey, for that matter.
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No fatties.
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Actually, in the original he’s wearing an Alf shirt. Lulz.
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Well he decided he needed to stop expressing his love of Alf, and start sharing the fact that he fucks on the first date.
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I fuck on the first date to, still nobody goes out with me
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This picture is sooo old. I can’t believe no one here appears to have seen it before.
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-=blink=- What the…I don’t….but…OH MY GODS!!! -=huddles in a corner=-
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Kind of looks like the boy from the Man Show has fallen on some hard time….
Or maybe he’s eaten the hard times. Not sure.
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Coolest kid ever!
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Or Mikey, for that matter.
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No fatties.
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Actually, in the original he’s wearing an Alf shirt. Lulz.
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Well he decided he needed to stop expressing his love of Alf, and start sharing the fact that he fucks on the first date.
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I fuck on the first date to, still nobody goes out with me
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This picture is sooo old. I can’t believe no one here appears to have seen it before.
Jesus Got Pwned
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He didn’t get owned. If anything it was suipwnage.
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Jesus has left the game
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He didn’t get owned. If anything it was suipwnage.
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Jesus has left the game
good heavens, just look at the time! (rape rape rape)
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Good one, but old image is old.
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i’ve never seen this so it’s brand new to me and i lol a little
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Uh, what’s with the bloody dude?
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Well…judging by the context…i’d say hes a Rapist Mikki
heh, yeah, new to me, i laughed
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Uh, what’s with the bloody dude?
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Rape rape rape rape rappy-rape, wonderful raaape
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for the ones that didn’t even knew:
it’s Pyramid head from Silent Hill
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Good one, but old image is old.
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i’ve never seen this so it’s brand new to me and i lol a little
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Uh, what’s with the bloody dude?
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Well…judging by the context…i’d say hes a Rapist Mikki
heh, yeah, new to me, i laughed
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Uh, what’s with the bloody dude?
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Rape rape rape rape rappy-rape, wonderful raaape
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for the ones that didn’t even knew:
it’s Pyramid head from Silent Hill
September 8, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Damn.
September 8, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Yeah, she’s hot. Way better than when she was the replacement on roseanne.
September 8, 2007 at 10:48 pm
I’d fist her.
September 8, 2007 at 11:00 pm
oh yeah, and i’d let her fist me… wait, who said that?!!!!
September 9, 2007 at 4:38 am
I like the series even more than her.
September 9, 2007 at 12:34 pm
I think she is at least a quasi-vegetarian. I fucking love this girl. I’d pour an iced soy latte on her cooter and lick it off.
September 9, 2007 at 12:51 pm
I’d make sweet sweet love to her front-bum.
September 9, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Do I hear gangbang?
September 9, 2007 at 3:05 pm
There’s only one front bum. We’d have to find additional orifices. Maybe the buttocks and the boobies. Am I missing anything?
September 9, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Yeah, one suggestion:
Skin her, wear the skin, and tuck our weiners between our legs.
September 9, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Goodbye hooooorseeees….
September 9, 2007 at 8:20 pm
oh man…you guys are f***ed up…lol
September 10, 2007 at 10:14 am
it puts the lotion on it’s skin…