Getting a divorce

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A farmer walked into an attorney\’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?”

The farmer said, “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.”

The attorney said, “Well do you have any grounds?”

The farmer said, “Yea, I got about 140 acres.”

The attorney said, “No, you don\’t understand, do you have a case?”

The farmer said, “No, I don\’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”

The attorney said, “No you don\’t understand, I mean do you have a grudge?”

The farmer said, “Yea I got a grudge, that\’s where I park my John Deere.”

The attorney said, “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”

The farmer said, “Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.”

The exasperated attorney said, “Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”

The farmer said, “No sir, we both get up about 4:30.”

Finally, the attorney says, “Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”

And the farmer says, “Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.”

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Hovito Idol

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We Want Beer!

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gas mask, anyone?

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Alien versus Predator

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Papercut Art

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Janis Joplin

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Viceroys Filter The Smoke!

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The Son who fell to Earth

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When you believe it, you will shit bolides.

Some Be Hatin\’

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Pay a computer to pray for you

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I came across this crazy site:

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apparently, you can pay a computer to pray for you…

Winky Dink

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Battlestar Galactica – TOS concept art by Frazetta

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Tanning damage?

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Question mark because I honestly dont know,
and Ive never seen anything like it.

“I am Providence”

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I went to visit the grave in my early twenties, just an hours drive from my house.

I was convinced that the groundskeeper I would have no idea who I was talking about, but when I said the name he responded instantly with a well-worn, detailed set of directions. In hindsight, Im sure he mustve told thousands of visitors the same thing.

When I saw it, someone had scrawled “That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die” in black ink on the stones base. I had mixed emotions about it –the glee of recognition and acknowledgement of devotion; anger that someone would desecrate such an understated, serene object, and relief that ALL they used was a Sharpie (Ive seen Jim Morrisons grave.)

Second pic may be hard to make out, but the little heart-shaped rock tickled my sensibilities.

An actual Lincoln quote

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“My real life hasn`t started yet”

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Anyone know the source?

Three Minute *Brownies* Recipe

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DNA – national dyslexic association

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Touchdown Jesus @ Notre Dame University

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