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E.T. Finger Light

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bstaples (UID# 6783) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 7:13 am

ehehehehehehe.

freakymescan (UID# 7305) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 7:15 am

was this recalled, like the Harry Potter vibrating broom?

tyger42 (UID# 4564) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 10:09 am

The Harry Potter vibrating broom never actually existed. It was a joke.

natedog (UID# 1905) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 7:21 am

you are now hearing ET say ‘phooooone hoooome’

mightyattom (UID# 5934) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 4:57 pm

E.T. says “phoooonnnne 1-976…”

etiii (UID# 3367) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 6:21 pm

I didn’t say it that way…

xmisscaptaincrunchx (UID# 9134) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 9:17 pm

Well it does get dark in there!

clicksip (UID# 3771) 0 0
July 24, 2009 at 2:07 am

um that looks a little sexual! hehe

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
July 24, 2009 at 12:13 pm

Hmmmm, now that you mention it, it does look a little…can’t quite put my vagoo on it, but there is something…

origuy (UID# 8028) 0 0
September 15, 2009 at 1:41 am

Freud so!

adrian (UID# 1075) 0 0
July 24, 2009 at 2:20 am

Yay, Dildoes for all kids with parents challenged enough not to notice the resemblance.

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Extreme Underwater Santa Claus Cycling

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Pentagram Fail

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tyger42 (UID# 4564) 1 0
July 23, 2009 at 5:23 am

Heh. Even with a 5 point star, it’s a very specific design that’s the “satanist” version…

dekay46 (UID# 2116) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 6:47 am

You’d have to be VERY detail with your little emo razor to carve a baphomet into yourself.

dekay46 (UID# 2116) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 6:48 am

detailed. shh. it’s early.

clicksip (UID# 3771) 0 0
July 24, 2009 at 2:10 am

emo razor…. LOL!

bstaples (UID# 6783) 1 0
July 23, 2009 at 7:08 am

That fail is so well-deserved for such a stupid, emo bandwagoner.

paul_is_drunk (UID# 796) 1 1
July 23, 2009 at 12:54 pm

Emo isn’t into satanism. You’re thinking about “I wish I was abused and not from suburbia so I’d have something to complain about” fat metal head kids from high school.

Get your stereotypes right.

killing_loneliness_58 (UID# 5505) 0 2
July 23, 2009 at 1:08 pm

thank you paul
i hate when emo is called satanic, makes the CoF Behemoth and Dark Funeral fans sound like complete fags

parasitegod (UID# 1731) 0 2
July 23, 2009 at 8:14 pm

And you can fuck off lumping CoF into the same bucket as Behemoth and Dark funeral.

killing_loneliness_58 (UID# 5505) 0 2
July 25, 2009 at 9:41 am

Are you an idiot?
CoF is in the same “bucket”
if you mean anti-religion or necronmican fucking listen to the lyrics
Babylon AD:
I walked the walls naked to the moon
In Sodom and Babylon
And through rich whores and corridors
Of the Vatican
I led a sordid Borgia on
I read the Urilia text
So that mortals wormed
As livebait for the dead
And as I broke hope, I choked
Another Pope with manna peel
Dictating to DeSade
In the dark entrails of the Bastille
And as He wrote, I smote
A royal blow to the heads of France
And in the scene of guillotines,
I saw others, fallen, dance

It takes actual intelligence to understand it dumb ass

natedog (UID# 1905) 2 0
July 23, 2009 at 7:23 am

i love how it will never go away

j_bryon (UID# 112) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 9:50 am

Star of David in a circle = AWESOME FAIL! lol

clicksip (UID# 3771) 0 0
July 24, 2009 at 2:12 am

HAHAHAHAHA Yup that’s what it is, thank you for pointing that out to the emo razor satanist.

nyoki (UID# 3444) 1 1
July 23, 2009 at 11:19 am

Derp.

kommissarkvc (UID# 3647) 0 1
July 23, 2009 at 1:20 pm

hexagram or star of david in a circle

proves jews are evil

killing_loneliness_58 (UID# 5505) 0 1
July 23, 2009 at 3:40 pm

looked at this again and started thinking how could you get a star of david and satanic together?
then i remembered
i think he was aiming for this:

www.nachtkabarett.com/ihvh/img/babalon.jpg

przxqgl (UID# 3328) 0 2
July 23, 2009 at 5:55 pm

he could suddenly decide that he’s into hinduism, and call it a shatkona if anybody asks…

magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 1 0
July 23, 2009 at 10:08 pm

CHILDREN PLEASE

emo = ga y
satanism = ga y

Cutting yourself is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Grow a pair and earn your damned scars like the rest of us.

Getting the star of David and a pentagram mixed up is nothing new. People have been pathetic for years.

Cutting it?

Coolest kid in the welfare line.

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Fatty is Scared

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dreth (UID# 983) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 5:42 am

“THERE’S NO FOOD AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL!!”

freakymescan (UID# 7305) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 7:16 am

“Penis go where? There? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!”

contrastoki (UID# 13286) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 12:51 pm

PIE!!!!!!!!

copypaiste (UID# 4287) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 2:55 pm

Also: “A cake is a lie????????”

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The Beer Goggler | Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drinkâ€¦

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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. The doctors were at a loss so they decided to try one last quasi-medical trick.

They went to her husband and said, â€œAs crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.â€ The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that theyâ€™d close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wifeâ€™s room.

After a few minutes the womanâ€™s monitor flatlinedâ€”no pulse, no heart rate.

The doctors ran back into the room. â€œWhat happened!?â€ they cried. The husband said, â€œIâ€™m not sureâ€”I think maybe she choked.â€

via The Beer Goggler | Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drinkâ€¦.

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System of a Down

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sorry.

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gouki4u (UID# 4388) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 3:32 am

Oh you evil bastard! I laffed.

q-delta (UID# 741) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 3:55 am

………….whoever copied the original is as retarded as the retards in the picture, it’s “syndrome of a down”… completely fucked this joke.

marauderdeuce (UID# 1170) 0 1
July 23, 2009 at 5:29 am

Not funny – just encouraging wankers to make cruel jokes about people who’s have a condition that’s not their fault and can’t help it.

The only jokes are the fuckers who laugh at these people – they’re the real retards.

And yes – it is personal – I have a ten year old with Downs. But I never ever found these sorts of things funny.

dreth (UID# 983) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 5:44 am

Boo-fuckin’-hoo

Fuck you.

And these guys are better than the real System of a Down, at least they don’t fake awkwardness in order to amuse the world.

marauderdeuce (UID# 1170) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 6:57 am

Fuck you? Gee you take long to think that smeg up? I ain’t looking for sympathy you stupid goit!

This shit just ain’t funny and imho it’s the people who think it’s funny that have the problem. If you haven’t got something coherent to bring to the table – well then I guess that’s nothing new around here.

hochunk (UID# 5604) 1 0
July 23, 2009 at 7:11 am

You’re making me feel sorry for your kid.

marauderdeuce (UID# 1170) 0 1
July 23, 2009 at 7:14 am

Enlighten me old boy! You feel sorry for him that I don’t like people teasing him for being different? Or that I’m willing to say so openly? Or that I’m not ashamed to say that he’s got Downs?

lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 8:27 am

MCS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR FEELINGS

TAKE YOUR SENSITIVITY AND GO

I do understand your point of view though.

macio (UID# 2481) 0 1
July 23, 2009 at 8:23 am

HoChunk, Why so down?

(UID# ) 0 0
November 7, 2013 at 5:51 pm

i thinkg he felt sorry for your poor kid having such a blown cuntgasket for a father

q-delta (UID# 741) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 8:26 am

Look at me, I’m retarded!

tiki-god (UID# 1) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 10:19 am

did you really come to this website and get butt hurt over a picture?

and are you actually implying that there’s no connection between your child and your distaste for this image?

freakymescan (UID# 7305) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 7:14 am

that’s some funny stuff

driver01z (UID# 4754) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 10:11 am

I… I…

I lol’d.

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 11:23 am

I’m afraid I lol’d too. I felt bad about it…for a nanosecond or two.

dacianprick (UID# 4994) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 12:13 pm

Amen Tiki

silverflux (UID# 1301) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 1:06 pm

I don’t think this is funny since it doesn’t make any sense at all. I mean, there is no “system” evidenced in the photograph, thus the joke falls flat and dies.

However, I would like to say that I love kids with Down’s. They’re so enthusiastic about everything and incapable of being manipulative or braggarts. Seriously, I prefer special needs kids to the spoiled, screaming, kicking, violent, self-indulgent, self-entitled bullshit monkey children being raised today. If your child doesn’t have special needs, s/he’s probably an asshole.

sticky (UID# 463) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 1:44 pm

HEY, I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK! D:<

marauderdeuce (UID# 1170) 0 0
July 24, 2009 at 5:20 am

Incapable of being manipulative – of you fool – they’ve got you manipulated and you never knew it! I assure you they are capable of every emotion of everything else of everyone else. I’ve seen him wrap those who don’t konw him so well around his little finger so easily!

takasato (UID# 6095) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 3:58 pm

thx dude now i feel bad for laughing

gregzombie (UID# 1900) 0 0
July 24, 2009 at 1:04 am

I LOL’d. I LOl’d to the fullest degree.

marauderdeuce (UID# 1170) 0 1
July 24, 2009 at 5:25 am

Interesting series of responses I managed to pull from various people – about what I expected.

LukeV1-5 – I agree fully and I deliberately posted a response that I felt would draw out a range of responses – I wanted to see what people would do/say.

I stand by everything I said and (whether people believe me or not) I felt the same before my life involved anyone with special needs. But either way my skin is thick enough not to take this smeg too personally.

nyoki (UID# 3444) 1 0
July 24, 2009 at 12:37 pm

Liar.

dreth (UID# 983) 0 0
July 24, 2009 at 12:58 pm

“GRRR ARRRGH SHUT UP YOU ALL SUCK!!”

-gets smacked-

“Oh c’mon, I wasn’t being too serious, I didn’t mean it… “

marauderdeuce (UID# 1170) 0 1
July 25, 2009 at 4:52 am

Why?

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
July 25, 2009 at 3:50 pm

Just trying to get a rise out of people? You weren’t really upset, just seeing how people would react? The language butt-hurt internet kiddies everywhere.

marauderdeuce (UID# 1170) 0 1
July 26, 2009 at 3:17 am

These things offend me but I can deal with it. I usually just ignore them. This time I decided to have my say and see what sort of reactions I would get. Does that somehow offend you?

dreth (UID# 983) 0 0
July 26, 2009 at 10:29 am

It sounds like you got pissy, lashed out, then when told to shut the fuck up and harden up you came up with this “Hah-HAH! I just wanted to see your reactions, I’m not pissed!” excuse.

marauderdeuce (UID# 1170) 0 1
July 27, 2009 at 7:25 am

I can see how you might think that and perhaps to a degree it’s true. But I’ve been reading threads like this for years and (believe it or not) this is the first time I’ve done a response like this. You can choose to believe that my motivation was more towards the pissy lashing out side but I believe my motivation was more as I described it.

Poe-tay-toe – Poe-tah-toe

shipoopie (UID# 4838) 0 0
July 24, 2009 at 12:27 pm

Down Syn. is a genetic disorder of + 1 chomosone. Scientificly- these kids are more advanced then us.. they are half way to 46 and 2. so i wouldn’t laugh at someone who is genetically superior to you..

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
July 24, 2009 at 9:40 pm

Why not?

maninahat (UID# 110322) 0 0
April 4, 2011 at 8:11 am

Riiiiight, so clearly you consider a pineapple to be more ‘genetically superior’ to everyone on the planet… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_organisms_by_chromosome_count

I seriously hope it was an attempt at a joke. Otherwise, stop making up science to attempt to prove a point.

garbledxmission (UID# 1295) 0 0
July 25, 2009 at 1:49 am

My middle son is special needs. He’s one of the funniest, kindest, most gentle people I’ve ever met. We laugh a lot. It’s better to laugh than to cry. Crying sucks. Makes your face all puffy and your nose all stuffed up. Life, as long as you are capable of enjoying it on any level, is worth living regardless of encumbrances.

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
July 25, 2009 at 3:54 pm

As is my youngest. Having a sense of humor about yourself and your condition is necessary.

garbledxmission (UID# 1295) 0 0
July 25, 2009 at 1:50 am

Oh, stop using “smeg”. It’s from a great show but it’s stupid slang to try to use in conversation.

marauderdeuce (UID# 1170) 0 1
July 25, 2009 at 4:53 am

Sorry – not really but I know what you mean.

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Everyday I\’m Hustlin\’

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$Everyday Im Hustlin 246x499 Everyday I\m Hustlin\ Tattoos Humor$

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macio (UID# 2481) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 7:27 am

Everyone in the hood will surely respect and fear the unicorn with pink mane.
Especially the dudes in the Flaming Ass Pirates click.

lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 8:28 am

This is the best tattoo that ever has been

casemods (UID# 667) 0 0
July 25, 2009 at 7:05 pm

This unicorn is 1000 times “harder” and “gangsterer” than any rapper will ever be.

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letâ€™s fuck â€“ all I need is u

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Spoiler Spoiler

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vent (UID# 1995) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 8:02 am

I’ve seen this picture before, and I think just because of the way it’s cropped I never got it… I was like, why the hell would somebody buy a bench that said that on it?

Duh. Now, I get it. Thanks.

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 11:26 am

I don’t.

trikyodz (UID# 1103) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 12:36 pm

you see, the spoiler that says “bruce Willis is dead the whole time”, is located on the car part which is called a spoiler.
you lose 3 internets.

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
July 25, 2009 at 11:11 pm

I don’t get it.

pro_junior (UID# 7620) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 11:12 pm

but what is the spoiler spoiling?

lhamilt2 (UID# 5952) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 11:19 pm

I think it’s referring to the movie “The Sixth Sense.”

casemods (UID# 667) 0 0
July 25, 2009 at 7:09 pm

Damn nyokki you really failed on this one :\

nyoki (UID# 3444) 0 0
July 25, 2009 at 11:14 pm

You’re welcome.

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Cool comic #3

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www.legorobotcomics.com/

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puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 2:09 am

Funny on a couple levels.

billymanic (UID# 778) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 2:10 am

Legorobot is nothing short of epic.

dreth (UID# 983) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 5:45 am

He needs to get it together and update already. I’ve been waiting for a while.

generalinferno7 (UID# 3608) 0 0
July 24, 2009 at 12:52 pm

The last one is fucking genius!

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Death Sentence

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Awesome movie.

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brushaway (UID# 430) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 4:29 am

Looks very Max Payne’y?

drewlicious (UID# 1703) 0 0
July 23, 2009 at 9:20 am

it was very lame. I was expecting so much more from it.

clicksip (UID# 3771) 0 0
July 24, 2009 at 2:17 am

This is a bad ass movie! Watch it again and appreciate the 10 minute parking garage scene (steadycam shot) and the amazing transformation of Bacons character.

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Model Citizen

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“I live near a deer crossing and they keep getting hit. The county should move the deer crossing sign somewhere else. It is too dangerous for the deer to cross where it is now.”