Ad for junky plastic soldiers
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This used to be on the back of every single comic book. The army guys were actually flat. Yes, I bought them.
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New Nerf Chaingun
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Yes. Its a belt fed Nerf gun.
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With a weapon like this, nerf rounds will black out the Sun!
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Then we shall shoot foam darts in the shade.
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Proof that some engineers have way too much time and funding.
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Proof that some engineers get to have all the fun jobs.
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Must be a bitch finding all the foam darts again after you run out of ammo.
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Must buy this. And shoot my 6 year old nephew with it!
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With a weapon like this, nerf rounds will black out the Sun!
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Then we shall shoot foam darts in the shade.
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Proof that some engineers have way too much time and funding.
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Proof that some engineers get to have all the fun jobs.
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Must be a bitch finding all the foam darts again after you run out of ammo.
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Must buy this. And shoot my 6 year old nephew with it!
Zombie Elvis
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The King… of the Undead.
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That looks more like Joker Elvis than Zombie Elvis.
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That looks more like Joker Elvis than Zombie Elvis.
Serious Fox Is Serious
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A real, non-mutant animal, by the name of the Tibetan fox.
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He looks like an old naturalist’s sketch from the 19th c come to life. Beautiful eyes.
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Looks like a cock gobbler to me… Oh my God! Its coming right at us!
*BAM!*
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Serious Fox is Serious Crater.
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Asian fox as Asian eyes.
I wonder how endangered it is? Chinese probably grind it up and rink it like everything else. I guess having itty bitty peeners makes you do some crazy shit?
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I saw one of these last summer near a place called Menshi is southwest Tibet. Very freaky looking; like his head is twice too big for his body…
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@MAgnus ButterFoorson
Surprisingly, they’re least concern creatures;
www.iucnredlist.org/search/details.php/23061/all
I was even more surprised to find out this was the first time they’ve ever been caught on film.
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Interesting, Jazzy…thanks for that.
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Well it was still worth typing that for the one time a typo has worked in my favour.
I meant drink. I typed rink.
Hilarity!
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What was Tibet like, AKircher?
Hopefully Chinese medicine believes eating ground up big headed fox will make your head enormous, Magnus.
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@ Brevity, Tibet is a beautiful, beautiful place with wonderful, kind, generous people whose culture is sadly being decimated by an ever-increasing invasion of ethnic Chinese.
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Mm AKircher. You are lucky to have been there.
Even onscreen, or listening to the monk’s chants, or reading about the sky burial, sand painting, and the Potala, Tibet’s always fascinated me in a way of it being good to know that there are mysterious, spiritual, isolated places left in the world. (Well, there were, dammnit). I know the old Tibetan system wasn’t ideal, but it’s a tragedy for humankind to lose something so finely evolved in a world that’s increasingly less spiritual, and diverse. And for what? It’s such a shame.
I like the Dalai Lama’s approach not to be racist. He’s right. Damn Chinese government.
andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/03/china-and-the-1.html
Interesting times.
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WHY SO SERIOUS?!
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@Brevity: Agreed about being lucky. The final death knell, of course, sounded in summer 2006 when the rail link from lowland China was completed all the way to Lhasa, effectively opening the floodgates to unrestricted Chinese colonization. We can only hope that the Beijing Olympics will refocus world attention on the plight of the Tibetan people and their culture…
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Because serious fox is serious business. Because without serious to ring true, frivolity rings hollow.
Srsly :U
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Ah, must have been replying as you replied, AKircher. That must have been some construction project, just because they can, not because the people will have better opportunities moving to the Roof of the World :/
It’s certainly shaping up to be a very political Olympics.
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Yes, Brevity…let’s just hope the results are more effective than Moscow ’80 or Los Angeles ’84…
Here’s the basics on that god-awful railway, fyi: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tibet_railway
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Yes. I’m having a romantic daydream of a Tibetan leading the men’s Marathon, cruising along because he lives usually at such a high altitude, fuelled by his passion for spreading the message of his people’s plight, and stopping at the end, right before the line and just standing there, proud.
I guess no Tibetans are in the Chinese team.
That railway is surreal, ugly, and depressing.
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Speak of the devil I was just reading this:
www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1723922,00.html
Also, brevity, tell me what you think of my reviews I don’t know any pro writers nemoar:
rateyourmusic.com/~caiocaio
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“The Buddha’s jobâ€â€and therefore that of his most prominent contemporary studentâ€â€was not just to be clear-sighted and compassionate but also to show how compassionate and clear-sighted any one of us can be.”
That’s why the Dalai Lama’s so inspiring, in essence. From the article. Skimmed the article, I’ll read it properly in a bit, for sure.
*Smiles* Of course I will, Caio. I just had a peek, and see there’s a lot of work you’ve been doing – nice one! – it will be a pleasure to read, and yes I’ll tell you what I think of them. Overall, individually, we’ll see what strikes me. Stay tuned. It will take some while to do all that justice. I’ll probably end up on a trail of listening hehe.
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Sent you a pm on that site =)
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@ Brevity, re: #16, I like the way you think!
@ Caio: I like the way you write; nice work!
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He looks like an old naturalist’s sketch from the 19th c come to life. Beautiful eyes.
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Looks like a cock gobbler to me… Oh my God! Its coming right at us!
*BAM!*
New Post:
Serious Fox is Serious Crater.
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Asian fox as Asian eyes.
I wonder how endangered it is? Chinese probably grind it up and rink it like everything else. I guess having itty bitty peeners makes you do some crazy shit?
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I saw one of these last summer near a place called Menshi is southwest Tibet. Very freaky looking; like his head is twice too big for his body…
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@MAgnus ButterFoorson
Surprisingly, they’re least concern creatures;
www.iucnredlist.org/search/details.php/23061/all
I was even more surprised to find out this was the first time they’ve ever been caught on film.
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Interesting, Jazzy…thanks for that.
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Well it was still worth typing that for the one time a typo has worked in my favour.
I meant drink. I typed rink.
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What was Tibet like, AKircher?
Hopefully Chinese medicine believes eating ground up big headed fox will make your head enormous, Magnus.
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@ Brevity, Tibet is a beautiful, beautiful place with wonderful, kind, generous people whose culture is sadly being decimated by an ever-increasing invasion of ethnic Chinese.
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Mm AKircher. You are lucky to have been there.
Even onscreen, or listening to the monk’s chants, or reading about the sky burial, sand painting, and the Potala, Tibet’s always fascinated me in a way of it being good to know that there are mysterious, spiritual, isolated places left in the world. (Well, there were, dammnit). I know the old Tibetan system wasn’t ideal, but it’s a tragedy for humankind to lose something so finely evolved in a world that’s increasingly less spiritual, and diverse. And for what? It’s such a shame.
I like the Dalai Lama’s approach not to be racist. He’s right. Damn Chinese government.
andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/03/china-and-the-1.html
Interesting times.
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WHY SO SERIOUS?!
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@Brevity: Agreed about being lucky. The final death knell, of course, sounded in summer 2006 when the rail link from lowland China was completed all the way to Lhasa, effectively opening the floodgates to unrestricted Chinese colonization. We can only hope that the Beijing Olympics will refocus world attention on the plight of the Tibetan people and their culture…
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Because serious fox is serious business. Because without serious to ring true, frivolity rings hollow.
Srsly :U
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Ah, must have been replying as you replied, AKircher. That must have been some construction project, just because they can, not because the people will have better opportunities moving to the Roof of the World :/
It’s certainly shaping up to be a very political Olympics.
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Yes, Brevity…let’s just hope the results are more effective than Moscow ’80 or Los Angeles ’84…
Here’s the basics on that god-awful railway, fyi: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tibet_railway
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Yes. I’m having a romantic daydream of a Tibetan leading the men’s Marathon, cruising along because he lives usually at such a high altitude, fuelled by his passion for spreading the message of his people’s plight, and stopping at the end, right before the line and just standing there, proud.
I guess no Tibetans are in the Chinese team.
That railway is surreal, ugly, and depressing.
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Speak of the devil I was just reading this:
www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1723922,00.html
Also, brevity, tell me what you think of my reviews I don’t know any pro writers nemoar:
rateyourmusic.com/~caiocaio -
“The Buddha’s jobâ€â€and therefore that of his most prominent contemporary studentâ€â€was not just to be clear-sighted and compassionate but also to show how compassionate and clear-sighted any one of us can be.”
That’s why the Dalai Lama’s so inspiring, in essence. From the article. Skimmed the article, I’ll read it properly in a bit, for sure.
*Smiles* Of course I will, Caio. I just had a peek, and see there’s a lot of work you’ve been doing – nice one! – it will be a pleasure to read, and yes I’ll tell you what I think of them. Overall, individually, we’ll see what strikes me. Stay tuned. It will take some while to do all that justice. I’ll probably end up on a trail of listening hehe.
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Sent you a pm on that site =)
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@ Brevity, re: #16, I like the way you think!
@ Caio: I like the way you write; nice work!
Jennifer Garner Not Slipping
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Jennifer Garner does not slip a nip.
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i go to that bitches highschool. well i did until i got kicked out.
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Apparently you got the boot before mastering such elusive concepts as capital letters and possessive nouns.
bitches = incorrect (plural)
bitch’s = correct (possessive)
mastershake4071 = my bitch’s bitch, you bitches
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In the immortal words of Dave Chappelle, “Come on titty!”
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God damnit we need lower tables.
And more petitions.
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this is a internet forum you grammar Nazi nigger, not a English comp collage course. why not be real anal about it eh? you didn’t capitalize my name.
FUCK OFF
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I’d imagne he didn’t capitalize your name because your user name doesn’t have any capitals in it. But that’s just me, and unlike some, I’m actually capable of rational thought.
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“English comp collage course”
They have classes that teach English composition AND the proper construction of a collage at the same time? How did those two subjects come together?
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At the risk of being argumentative:
This is indeed an internet forum. We converse using the English language in a purely textual form.
If not here, then where exactly would good spelling and grammar be needed?
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I go to her college.
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mastershake4071:
What’s all this about collage? I’d love to make a collage right now. Maybe I’ll throw in some macaroni too. Do you want to help?
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Ok, so am I the only one that noticed since the internetz, your grammer is seriously slacking?
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mastershake4071 is an hero
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OOh! a collage! I have some pipe cleaners 
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I’ll bring the glue!
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i go to that bitches highschool. well i did until i got kicked out.
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Apparently you got the boot before mastering such elusive concepts as capital letters and possessive nouns.
bitches = incorrect (plural)
bitch’s = correct (possessive)
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In the immortal words of Dave Chappelle, “Come on titty!”
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God damnit we need lower tables.
And more petitions.
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this is a internet forum you grammar Nazi nigger, not a English comp collage course. why not be real anal about it eh? you didn’t capitalize my name.
FUCK OFF
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I’d imagne he didn’t capitalize your name because your user name doesn’t have any capitals in it. But that’s just me, and unlike some, I’m actually capable of rational thought.
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“English comp collage course”
They have classes that teach English composition AND the proper construction of a collage at the same time? How did those two subjects come together?
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At the risk of being argumentative:
This is indeed an internet forum. We converse using the English language in a purely textual form.
If not here, then where exactly would good spelling and grammar be needed?
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I go to her college.
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mastershake4071:
What’s all this about collage? I’d love to make a collage right now. Maybe I’ll throw in some macaroni too. Do you want to help? -
Ok, so am I the only one that noticed since the internetz, your grammer is seriously slacking?
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mastershake4071 is an hero
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OOh! a collage! I have some pipe cleaners
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I’ll bring the glue!
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Crazy Amsterdam Street
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This road on Java Island, Amsterdam looks unique and original but is actually duplicated for the next several streets. lazy.
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Please Remove Yourself from Google
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That Is Some Bullshit
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BRB REMOVING MYSELF
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I like that the person blanked out the other person’s address, their site, their name, and what the keywords were, but not their own email address.
Also, 1490 spam emails?
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They also left all their friends there for us to see as well.
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I’d invite the corespondent to have relations with themselves, exclusively. Then the rest of the reply would be “haha” repeated for about 17 pages.
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Go ahead and sue Google. They’d still have enough money to rule the universe.
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Also, 1490 spam emails?
What about the 154 unread emails in the Inbox?!
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154 is nothing Disgustipater.
Check out my inbox:
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hehe
I can beat that…
img147.imageshack.us/img147/4440/loliwinlb5.gif
FYI gmail stores your emails (if selected to) on their server even if you have a POP3 or IMAP app grabbing them to store locally.
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Magnus, you win.
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Woah Bullshit is serious seeping out of every orifice that man owns. Hes majorly overstepping his legal boundries with this. I would sue him for harassement. And he sucks and writting formal since theres bias wirtten all over ity with no professionalism… Burn him at the stake!!!
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That Is Some Bullshit
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BRB REMOVING MYSELF
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I like that the person blanked out the other person’s address, their site, their name, and what the keywords were, but not their own email address.
Also, 1490 spam emails?
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They also left all their friends there for us to see as well.
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I’d invite the corespondent to have relations with themselves, exclusively. Then the rest of the reply would be “haha” repeated for about 17 pages.
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Go ahead and sue Google. They’d still have enough money to rule the universe.
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Also, 1490 spam emails?
What about the 154 unread emails in the Inbox?! -
154 is nothing Disgustipater.
Check out my inbox:
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hehe
I can beat that…
img147.imageshack.us/img147/4440/loliwinlb5.gifFYI gmail stores your emails (if selected to) on their server even if you have a POP3 or IMAP app grabbing them to store locally.
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Magnus, you win.
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Woah Bullshit is serious seeping out of every orifice that man owns. Hes majorly overstepping his legal boundries with this. I would sue him for harassement. And he sucks and writting formal since theres bias wirtten all over ity with no professionalism… Burn him at the stake!!!
Questionable art
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Is a giant metal pubic hair really art?
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No, it is not. Once you let shit like this be called “art,” you’ve declared that talent is no longer a requirement.
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Ain’t denver great for questionable art?
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I think the point of art like this is to suggest that art doesn’t have to be purposeful or realistic. People love Salvador Dali, but it’s fucking melted clocks…how is that art? For that matter, how is the Mona Lisa art–it’s just a woman sitting there, right? Does art necessarily have to be beautiful or realistic? Take a look at Peter Voulkos’s “Rocking Pot” which makes a case that pottery does not have to be functional, either:
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Just because you don’t find something artful, doesn’t mean it’s not art.
I prefer art that’s less about making a statement of the time or artist’s ego or intellect than about reaching into the soul of humanity and or the world and capturing something timeless and true about it.
That sculpture doesn’t appeal to me, because it’s got to be all statement. The rocking pot is similar, to me. It’s kind of more artful, though. Dali also, despite his technical ability, is a statement kind of artist – he lacks soul. I do like a couple of his paintings, but there are way more appealing surrealists.
Mona Lisa’s all soul to my eyes.
And all are art. If you can’t make it in a factory, it’s art.
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^ Them’s fighting words =)
Interesting guy, just looked him up on the wiki. One of his pieces was posted here a couple of days ago, I notice. His anonymity reminds me of olden times, when artists were not Names, but Makers.
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Ok I’m trying to figure out what this legitimate piece of art is *about*:
www.slashfood.com/2008/02/20/7-200-bananas-make-a-lot-of-banana-bread-or-art/
Here are my ideas:
1) Art is frivolous?
2) Art should not only have no substance, but should steal food out of starving mouths?
3) The artist really likes the colour yellow.
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You’re onto something with 1 and 2, though 3 might mean that the guy’s paying for his self-indulgent 1 and 2 by the turning black and brown of his beloved yellow … symbolising moral decay, the fleetingness of perfection, societ -
ah fucksake. It’s bad, bad art and deserves a D-Day torpedo up it’s pretentious ass.
And the waste bugs me, too. There is only one Cristo. And he didn’t use bananas.
Where did you find that, Caio? Googling “Bad Art”?
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ps should have capitalized Factory now that I look around, hehehe.
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No, it is not. Once you let shit like this be called “art,” you’ve declared that talent is no longer a requirement.
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Ain’t denver great for questionable art?
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I think the point of art like this is to suggest that art doesn’t have to be purposeful or realistic. People love Salvador Dali, but it’s fucking melted clocks…how is that art? For that matter, how is the Mona Lisa art–it’s just a woman sitting there, right? Does art necessarily have to be beautiful or realistic? Take a look at Peter Voulkos’s “Rocking Pot” which makes a case that pottery does not have to be functional, either:
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Just because you don’t find something artful, doesn’t mean it’s not art.
I prefer art that’s less about making a statement of the time or artist’s ego or intellect than about reaching into the soul of humanity and or the world and capturing something timeless and true about it.
That sculpture doesn’t appeal to me, because it’s got to be all statement. The rocking pot is similar, to me. It’s kind of more artful, though. Dali also, despite his technical ability, is a statement kind of artist – he lacks soul. I do like a couple of his paintings, but there are way more appealing surrealists.
Mona Lisa’s all soul to my eyes.
And all are art. If you can’t make it in a factory, it’s art.
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^ Them’s fighting words =)
Interesting guy, just looked him up on the wiki. One of his pieces was posted here a couple of days ago, I notice. His anonymity reminds me of olden times, when artists were not Names, but Makers.
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Ok I’m trying to figure out what this legitimate piece of art is *about*:
www.slashfood.com/2008/02/20/7-200-bananas-make-a-lot-of-banana-bread-or-art/
Here are my ideas:
1) Art is frivolous?
2) Art should not only have no substance, but should steal food out of starving mouths?
3) The artist really likes the colour yellow. -
You’re onto something with 1 and 2, though 3 might mean that the guy’s paying for his self-indulgent 1 and 2 by the turning black and brown of his beloved yellow … symbolising moral decay, the fleetingness of perfection, societ -
ah fucksake. It’s bad, bad art and deserves a D-Day torpedo up it’s pretentious ass.
And the waste bugs me, too. There is only one Cristo. And he didn’t use bananas.
Where did you find that, Caio? Googling “Bad Art”?
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ps should have capitalized Factory now that I look around, hehehe.
flat screens are for losers!
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Nothing like watching a DVD on the long ride home
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Mooovin’ on uuuup!
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LCD ftw
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Lol I used to take home 25 inch TV’s on my bike
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Mooovin’ on uuuup!
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LCD ftw
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Lol I used to take home 25 inch TV’s on my bike
Time For Lunch
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[lion chasing a monkey]
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that’s not just a monkey, that’s a baboon and would put up a pretty good fight with that lion.
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wha?
You’re kidding right?
A lion would have trouble with a baboon? Ever seen a full grown lion? They’re like the size of a 4 door sedan.
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magnus, pedantic, quit arguing. JUST GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!!
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Things I never want to see in person, that’s what this is filed under.
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How come the grass is so green, and with pretty flowers?
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Tis shopped.
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Needs a tin man, a scarecrow, and some wings for that baboon.
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that’s not just a monkey, that’s a baboon and would put up a pretty good fight with that lion.
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wha?You’re kidding right?
A lion would have trouble with a baboon? Ever seen a full grown lion? They’re like the size of a 4 door sedan.
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magnus, pedantic, quit arguing. JUST GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!!
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Things I never want to see in person, that’s what this is filed under.
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How come the grass is so green, and with pretty flowers?
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Tis shopped.
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Needs a tin man, a scarecrow, and some wings for that baboon.
Consequences of Sex
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Wait…what? Did he just masterbate into a “The Goon” comic book?
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I believe “the goon” is referring to the fapper. inb4 sarcasm
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Wait…what? Did he just masterbate into a “The Goon” comic book?
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I believe “the goon” is referring to the fapper. inb4 sarcasm
Black Baby Soup
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Does that come with corn bread?
Yeah, I’m going to hell.
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Does the beads mean that it’d been strolling around, flashing the randoms?
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OM NOM NOM.
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fuck yeah it comes with cornbread, and a vegetable medley.
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You can get a whole litter of ‘em for like 5 bucks at Costco. They’re taboo to eat though, kinda like tripe.
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Can we get you anything?
BRING ME SOME SOUP!
What kind?
CHAAWWWKKNKEEHH!
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@ Gunface01
I don’t know what the hell you’re referring to but I laughed myself stupid at that post anyway. lol
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tastes like chicken
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Fake! There’s no Kool-Aid anywhere in this picture. Or watermelon.
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That black baby got ate! Damn Africa, you scary!
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oh lawd is dat sum nigga stew?
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“Hey! You expect me to take a bath in this damn pot? It done got Missionary fat-scum round the rim, bitch.”
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So people making do and using a pot to bath their baby in is funny? This is why people from Africa are asked stupid questions when they go overseas. NO! We do not live in trees or ride elephants or have lions in our back yards. Amazing, we actually have the Net and electricity! Who knew!
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I thought the baby’s expression was funny, tmar. Still do. As though African babies talk like Arnold from Diffrnt Strokes (if he said Bitch, shame he didn’t) *chuckles*
Living in Australia, I get stupid questions like that too. Substitute kangaroos for lions and so on. It’s especially funny online when I’m obviously somehow using the interwebs 
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Yes tmar, it is funny. It’s just as funny as people making jokes about outhouses in West Virginia and breaking dancing contest in Baltimore, so don’t get your loincloth in a bunch.
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Break dancing in Baltimore? That’s a thing people joke about?
I’m going to make one up too: It’s like how people make jokes about hammocks in Cincinnati.
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Yeah, kinda lame I know, but for a while Break Dancing photos with jokes about the Baltimore’s inner city residents were pretty popular (sorry I didn’t of think of something better, or current).
The point is that unless you actually live somewhere your perception will normally not be correct, like when I lived in Japan alot of people I met asked me about all the gun fights I saw since that is what they see on tv or in movies. Once I met a Vietnamese boat person who actually thought all American homes have running milk built into them, where is the hell did that idea come from?
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I thought all American homes had running milk until just now; pumped from central storage units located underneath local parks, like gas station tanks.
The idea (thinking about it) comes from the fact your milk cartons in tv shows and movies feature missing persons, so look like props. Also, that (cartons) can’t be where the milk really comes from in such an advanced technological country.
Besides, I’ve seen pictures of a milk truck unloading into a park storage facility.
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Indeed. Very astute observation BT. In fact the average blue collar American home now comes equipped with both milk, and, of course, beer, piped in from centralized city storage silos.
The more wealthy and discerning home owners also have chocolate milk, wines of various vintages and flavors and several different varieties of microbrews pumped in as well, often times from several private breweries scattered around the country.
The sad truth is that the Milk carton is little more than the vestigial remains of an age old tradition, used nowadays only by the very poor, and as a convenient distribution platform for missing persons ads and the like.
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So glad I don’t feel like a wide-eyed hick, Phyreblade! I knew it seemed weird, but yeah.
Sad truth? But surely there’s a boutique milk carton industry blossoming somewhere in that great land of tapped milk and honey. Probably in California, somewhere. Milk cartons filled with milk, labelled with a Missing Person (fictional and ironic) all for $6.98 a quart.
So you can have the best of both worlds.
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Indeed. I Stand corrected. There do exist such places. This is also what makes America great…
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Does that come with corn bread?
Yeah, I’m going to hell.
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Does the beads mean that it’d been strolling around, flashing the randoms?
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OM NOM NOM.
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fuck yeah it comes with cornbread, and a vegetable medley.
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You can get a whole litter of ‘em for like 5 bucks at Costco. They’re taboo to eat though, kinda like tripe.
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Can we get you anything?
BRING ME SOME SOUP!
What kind?
CHAAWWWKKNKEEHH!
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@ Gunface01
I don’t know what the hell you’re referring to but I laughed myself stupid at that post anyway. lol
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tastes like chicken
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Fake! There’s no Kool-Aid anywhere in this picture. Or watermelon.
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That black baby got ate! Damn Africa, you scary!
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oh lawd is dat sum nigga stew?
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“Hey! You expect me to take a bath in this damn pot? It done got Missionary fat-scum round the rim, bitch.”
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So people making do and using a pot to bath their baby in is funny? This is why people from Africa are asked stupid questions when they go overseas. NO! We do not live in trees or ride elephants or have lions in our back yards. Amazing, we actually have the Net and electricity! Who knew!
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I thought the baby’s expression was funny, tmar. Still do. As though African babies talk like Arnold from Diffrnt Strokes (if he said Bitch, shame he didn’t) *chuckles*
Living in Australia, I get stupid questions like that too. Substitute kangaroos for lions and so on. It’s especially funny online when I’m obviously somehow using the interwebs
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Yes tmar, it is funny. It’s just as funny as people making jokes about outhouses in West Virginia and breaking dancing contest in Baltimore, so don’t get your loincloth in a bunch.
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Break dancing in Baltimore? That’s a thing people joke about?
I’m going to make one up too: It’s like how people make jokes about hammocks in Cincinnati.
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Yeah, kinda lame I know, but for a while Break Dancing photos with jokes about the Baltimore’s inner city residents were pretty popular (sorry I didn’t of think of something better, or current).
The point is that unless you actually live somewhere your perception will normally not be correct, like when I lived in Japan alot of people I met asked me about all the gun fights I saw since that is what they see on tv or in movies. Once I met a Vietnamese boat person who actually thought all American homes have running milk built into them, where is the hell did that idea come from?
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I thought all American homes had running milk until just now; pumped from central storage units located underneath local parks, like gas station tanks.
The idea (thinking about it) comes from the fact your milk cartons in tv shows and movies feature missing persons, so look like props. Also, that (cartons) can’t be where the milk really comes from in such an advanced technological country.
Besides, I’ve seen pictures of a milk truck unloading into a park storage facility.
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Indeed. Very astute observation BT. In fact the average blue collar American home now comes equipped with both milk, and, of course, beer, piped in from centralized city storage silos.
The more wealthy and discerning home owners also have chocolate milk, wines of various vintages and flavors and several different varieties of microbrews pumped in as well, often times from several private breweries scattered around the country.
The sad truth is that the Milk carton is little more than the vestigial remains of an age old tradition, used nowadays only by the very poor, and as a convenient distribution platform for missing persons ads and the like.
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So glad I don’t feel like a wide-eyed hick, Phyreblade! I knew it seemed weird, but yeah.
Sad truth? But surely there’s a boutique milk carton industry blossoming somewhere in that great land of tapped milk and honey. Probably in California, somewhere. Milk cartons filled with milk, labelled with a Missing Person (fictional and ironic) all for $6.98 a quart.
So you can have the best of both worlds.
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Indeed. I Stand corrected. There do exist such places. This is also what makes America great…
Fan Powered Sled
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COBRA TROOPS, ATTAAAAACK!
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COBRA TROOPS, ATTAAAAACK!
Geek Dice!
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NEVER. GOD DAMN IT.
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Someone has discovered /b/!
Congratulations…
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Thank you man I was pretty excited about finding it.
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that die is a fucking lie.
no geek die would ever have that.
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I thought that said “Greek” Dice. I didn’t know Greeks wrote Fan Fiction.
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Of course they did. And were really prolific. Unless you believe the Iliad or the the Odyssey were true stories. In which case… I have a set of 12 sided dice I’d like to sell you…
But no. This is not a real geek die. “GO Outside” does not exist on real geek dice…
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NEVER. GOD DAMN IT.
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Someone has discovered /b/!
Congratulations…
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Thank you man I was pretty excited about finding it.
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that die is a fucking lie.
no geek die would ever have that.
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I thought that said “Greek” Dice. I didn’t know Greeks wrote Fan Fiction.
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Of course they did. And were really prolific. Unless you believe the Iliad or the the Odyssey were true stories. In which case… I have a set of 12 sided dice I’d like to sell you…
But no. This is not a real geek die. “GO Outside” does not exist on real geek dice…
Cock Flavoured
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I know I’m gonna regret asking:
What does authentic jamaican cock taste like?
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just you wait, I gotta dig up my picture of the “cock brand sauce” that goes with it!!!
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just you wait, I gotta dig up my picture of the “cock brand sauce” that goes with it!!!
Herbal Remedy Ambulance
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Would you like to be treated for a heart attack in here?
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FUCK NO! I wouldn’t.
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Damn hippies…
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FUCK NO! I wouldn’t.
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Damn hippies…
Clifton Cliff Edge
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DANGER: Cliff Edge. Keep Out
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Fuck man, why is he down there!? Have they captured him?
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I like that bridge. No, seriously, that is a nice bridge, the kind that makes other bridges wish they were that bridge and cry themselves to sleep.
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Now that’s a nice bridge… kinda has that modern medieval thing goin’ for it…
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Fuck man, why is he down there!? Have they captured him?
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I like that bridge. No, seriously, that is a nice bridge, the kind that makes other bridges wish they were that bridge and cry themselves to sleep.
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Now that’s a nice bridge… kinda has that modern medieval thing goin’ for it…
Hard Landing
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ur doing it wrong
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As far as crash landings go it looks like one they’ll be able to walk away from, meaning they’re doin’ it RIGHT!
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZZvNmt57rE&NR=1
Yep, did it RIGHT.
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Any landing you can walk away from…
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Air New Zealand.
The pilot was probably too busy shagging a sheep to put the landing gear down.
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Polok lawn mower.
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ur doing it wrong
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As far as crash landings go it looks like one they’ll be able to walk away from, meaning they’re doin’ it RIGHT!
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZZvNmt57rE&NR=1
Yep, did it RIGHT.
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Any landing you can walk away from…
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Air New Zealand.
The pilot was probably too busy shagging a sheep to put the landing gear down.
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Polok lawn mower.
Army of Hotness
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Camera man trying to get a special shot?
And loving the look on the face of the bloke in the background.
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i would bow to the army of hotness too.
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Srsly. If all armies looked like this, I’m betting we would all be less eager to go to war… Just a guess…
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Makes me think of that Futurama episode where Fry dated a copy of Lucy Liu, then an army of them rioted in the streets
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Camera man trying to get a special shot?
And loving the look on the face of the bloke in the background.
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i would bow to the army of hotness too.
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Srsly. If all armies looked like this, I’m betting we would all be less eager to go to war… Just a guess…
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Makes me think of that Futurama episode where Fry dated a copy of Lucy Liu, then an army of them rioted in the streets
Hot Asian Military Chick
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2 out of 3 ain’t bad.
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I believe an “Om Nom Nom” is in order here.
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I would let her take me as a prisoner of war if you catch my drift.
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@AlecDalek
I think you mean 3 out of 4… Which I would still disagree with you on… 
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i want to do things of a sexual nature to her …
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She like big guns, and she has been trained to kill… damn thats hot… Wonder, if she would introduce me to her Colonel, and her Privates? =P
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2 out of 3 ain’t bad.
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I believe an “Om Nom Nom” is in order here.
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I would let her take me as a prisoner of war if you catch my drift.
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i want to do things of a sexual nature to her …
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She like big guns, and she has been trained to kill… damn thats hot… Wonder, if she would introduce me to her Colonel, and her Privates? =P
March 21, 2008 at 10:06 pm
I remember this ad. Fortunately my Father warned me about ordering from the ads in comic books. I think he got burned himself.
March 21, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Before video games (even before pong) these plastic pieces of crap were the shit.
March 22, 2008 at 1:29 am
i loved playing with my privates…..*awkward silence*
March 22, 2008 at 1:34 am
I used to make volcanoes in my backyard and melt them in it. Yeah, they were cool!
March 22, 2008 at 2:19 am
In my country we didn’t had money for plastic soldiers! We played with rocks, then joined the “Road brakers” at the age of 8. What are the “Road Brakers”? Think of boy scouts, but leaded by the ruling communist party of the time. Yeah.
March 22, 2008 at 7:29 am
I LOVE ARMY MEN.
I have thousands of them stored somewhere here. I would take them out and then have hueg battles in my backyard. Those filthy tans always lost. GO GREEN.
Now that I think of it, everyone who has ever used army men always assumed the green guys were the good guys. I wonder why..
March 22, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I owned a ton of the 6″ GI Joes, and had wars between them and the little plastic figures. Needless to say, the GI Joes always won. Even after their thumbs all broke off.
June 11, 2008 at 6:43 am
I had tanks, planes, jeeps and shit for these guys.
Snipers, grenadiers, riflemen, I had the lot.