Mandy Moore – Green Cargo Pants and Heels
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Dive Class
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you see dive class… i see a Shark’s version of Furr’s…
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I wonder if the divers know I’m masturbating.
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This will make one happy shark
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i would love to see an after shot of a fin skimming the water… cuz you know thats a bunch of newbie divers on vacation from Kansas…
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what is this, theme day?
you know, the theme of NO POSTS AT ALL?
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Being that I’m Kansan (not by choice; this state sucks), I propose we take Jet’s idea and implement it.
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How SCUBA divers reproduce. Look, they’re spawning!
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It’s all… frogspawn…
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JAWS V – This time he’s got a GUN!
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Sticky… i fell bad for u… i grew up in Ks, but i got out… where u at? Hopefully not in the Western Half…
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you see dive class… i see a Shark’s version of Furr’s…
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I wonder if the divers know I’m masturbating.
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This will make one happy shark
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i would love to see an after shot of a fin skimming the water… cuz you know thats a bunch of newbie divers on vacation from Kansas…
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what is this, theme day?
you know, the theme of NO POSTS AT ALL? -
Being that I’m Kansan (not by choice; this state sucks), I propose we take Jet’s idea and implement it.
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How SCUBA divers reproduce. Look, they’re spawning!
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It’s all… frogspawn…
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JAWS V – This time he’s got a GUN!
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Sticky… i fell bad for u… i grew up in Ks, but i got out… where u at? Hopefully not in the Western Half…
icy pier
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does it look like it’s flying?
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The broken off part looks like a really cool skyline
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Makes me think of Everfrost in EQII.
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I’m pretty sure that rocketpier is taking off.
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to me it doesnt look broken off… it… looks… ahhh do i haveta say it? ok… either shopped out or like it was an actual physical photo that got wet
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No really, it looks like a city on top of a huge platform above the clouds.
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Rocket dock is ready for takeoff!
And the top part is icicles that broke off so some points are flat where they broke and others havent broken yet
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It that ice or salt? I’m no expert, but it looks a lot like salt deposits. Maybe at the Great Salt Lake?
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hmmm good question. I have seen some icy lakes with piers but I can’t say that I’ve ever seen one freeze like that to tell you the truth.
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does it look like it’s flying?
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The broken off part looks like a really cool skyline
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Makes me think of Everfrost in EQII.
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I’m pretty sure that rocketpier is taking off.
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to me it doesnt look broken off… it… looks… ahhh do i haveta say it? ok… either shopped out or like it was an actual physical photo that got wet
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No really, it looks like a city on top of a huge platform above the clouds.
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Rocket dock is ready for takeoff!
And the top part is icicles that broke off so some points are flat where they broke and others havent broken yet
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It that ice or salt? I’m no expert, but it looks a lot like salt deposits. Maybe at the Great Salt Lake?
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hmmm good question. I have seen some icy lakes with piers but I can’t say that I’ve ever seen one freeze like that to tell you the truth.
How the moon landing was faked
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One of mankind’s greatest accomplishments belittled by morons.
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Lol, I love how people can’t accept the fact that we actually went to, and abandoned, a planet that was not our own, well, technically a moon, same thing, sort of.
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I think the problem is that the idea of man actually leaving the earth and setting foot on another heavenly body, goes against their religious belief systems, and changes their world.
I’m looking at you fundies.
The fact of the matter is the various missions to the moon left behind many items that are visible from earth (by telescope). And faking the moon landing would require more people “in” on it than faking 9/11. And the more people involved in anything secret, the more likely it is to get out. I mean someone would be apt to get drunk some time and talk too much. Especially if they visit this site.
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i was the lighting guy. we didn’t fake it next to a river and trees though…
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Dammit, I can see the fucking flag on the fucking moon with a fucking telescope!
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My favorite argument against the moon landings being a hoax is that most (basically, all) of the Apollo equipment was built by contractors who were handed specs and a budget.
The contractors can’t possibly all be in on the conspiracy, that would be way too many people to be feasible.
Therefore, they must have made the parts to the specs. And either the specs weren’t good and therefore the Apollo rockets would have have worked, or the specs were good, and the rockets would have worked (mostly, cf Apollo 13).
If the specs were good, there would be no reason to fake the moon landings since the rockets would have worked and they’d already spent all the money to make them.
If the specs were bad, someone would have noticed, since the contractors were all engineering firms (obviously) and someone along the way would have no doubt realized that the parts they were building could never have worked in the way necessary.
Eat it, conspiracy theorists.
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@Tastyzippo:
yeah, my second favorite argument is the laser reflectors the Apollo astronauts left on the moon, which how we know how far away the moon is.
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@ deutschlandia:
Your second favorite argument is my personal favorite argument.
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Well obviously the landings were faked in Maya 3d. God you guys are such gullible bush lovers.
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I seriously doubt there are any telescopes on earth that can resolve anything as small as the largest object humans have placed on the moon.
Hubble doesn’t even have that kind of resolution.
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@PanikAttac:
Well, Hubble isn’t the point. My 2nd favorite argument (above) is the most convincing one. Why else would certain patches of the lunar dust be so consistently reflective?
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Woah, TastyZippo is so full of s… 
I heard Chinese want to land on the moon as well though.
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Dur guys you all just sheeple, how can you accept the lies that your goverment feeds you. I wasn’t alive when the moon landings happened, therefore, the moon landings didin’t happen.
How could something happen while im not alive? I mean I am the center of my universe, just like the bible tells me, and I have Jesus in my heart, and he whispers to me all night long about all the lies you people are feeding the masses.
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After all god does say in the bible:
Pedosus Molestius 15:31
“Thou shall not set foot on any other divine body than thyne earth”
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@Namelis1:
He..hehehe 
@Alec:
Now…really. Our good old fundie friends aren’t the only ones who go around blabbing about how fake the moon landing was. Actually, our fundie friends wouldn’t have to make up such a big conspiracy theory about it. And they could still just say: You’ve been to the moon and for that you all will burn in hell. Like they do with homosexuality or divorce. Fundies are low-maintenance.
No, this theory comes from the most annoying scum that was ever let loose on this planet: Conspiracy theorists. Who say that everything is faked. The moon landing, the Bible, 9/11, the American Government, Microsoft etc.
And for that, the make up huge conspiracies that are too big to stay secret and everything is a proof for those conspiracies and every proof against those conspiracies is just a proof for how good those conspiracies conceal themselves.
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No, the Bible wasn’t faked. It WAS actually written by ancient nomadic barbarians. But a small fringe of crackpots believe it was written by a magic sky genie. They’d probably move on with their lives if only they could get some decent sex.
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I wonder who’s going to be the first to do the nasty in space, if it’s not already happened. I did read that they’re serious about studying sex in space, because if we need to leave earth, we need to perpetuate the human race (and bring the important animals like cows, chickens, pigs, fish, dogs, cats, and anacondas).
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Tastyzippo
No, you cannot see the flag.
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I love these pictures; here they show two folks training so they could familiarize themselves with how the tools and suits interact with dust and rocks so that their training in the tank of water to simulate low gravity can be applied to this and the folks will not get there and have to call NASA saying “hey, um, Huston, so how do we make these things work?” Exact same principle as fire training aboard a ship. You train for emergencies without the fire with simulated smoke on the ship and then on land you actually learn how to fight fires. It is one thing to fill a building with hay and set it on fire and let the trainees put it out on land but having a fire at sea where if things get out of hand those invovled really can’t just walk away from the danger.
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What does it matter?
I dunno why it would be faked or why anyone would care if it were? Its not like if it were faked it means now you can’t go there. Cause none of us are going to be hanging on the moon anyway.
So fuck it. Fuck it in its moon ass.
I think China should go to the moon. I mean the whole fucking country. Just leave and take your shitty merchandise with you.
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I know we went to the moon. I know we landed there first on July 11, 1969. This is fact. What I don’t understand, however, is how we can have satellites in earth orbit that can see things on earth that are .15 meters across (the KH-12 class of reconnaissance satellite), but we can’t see the fucking lunar landers?
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wookie_x thats easy.
The reconaisance satelites are about 300 kilometers above the earths surface.
the moon is (it might not be obvious) really really really far away.
Actually its 375,000km away.
Compare 300km to 375,000km
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@wookie_x
Recon satellites usually orbit a few hundred miles above Earth (actual orbits are, of course, classified).
Geosynchronous orbit is about 20,000 miles from Earth.
The moon is about 240,000 miles away.
I think the reason so many people believe the moon landing to be a hoax is that we haven’t gone back or done anything to top that since. And that goes contrary to our typical expectation of progress. Its as if Columbus discovered America and everyone collectively said ‘so what?’.
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off topic, but I lol everytime i think about how we can spend…billions to go to the moon, ya know, just cause we felt like it. while there is people fucking aids monkeys and are starving, in other countries.
Not saying we should help these countries instead of exploring though.
lol
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@reboot: There are no moon-slaves or moon-gold though. Who cares about the fucking moon without slaves or gold? Basically it is earth but with less stuff and bouncier.
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Ya fuck the moon. If there were 3 tittied bitches up there who had low standards and couldn’t get preggo I ride my God damned bike to the moon.
Instead its just a lump of rock. Nothing to do but look around and shrug. Like Delaware.
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Hey AUS BUTT… Just a quick question… What can you do with 3 bewbs that you can’t do with two…?
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i realised taht 3 bewbs would get in the way but i digress. the moon is a big lump of rock that we have shat on with our disgusting human footprints get over it u conspiracy theorists.
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Remember this comment about moon landing non-believers, one world panic assholes, jet contrails being some clandistine government plot, black helicopters spying on us, etc.
To an intelligent, educated person there is nothing on earth more frightening than ignorance organized and in action.
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lol, nice one casefaggs
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One of mankind’s greatest accomplishments belittled by morons.
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Lol, I love how people can’t accept the fact that we actually went to, and abandoned, a planet that was not our own, well, technically a moon, same thing, sort of.
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I think the problem is that the idea of man actually leaving the earth and setting foot on another heavenly body, goes against their religious belief systems, and changes their world.
I’m looking at you fundies.
The fact of the matter is the various missions to the moon left behind many items that are visible from earth (by telescope). And faking the moon landing would require more people “in” on it than faking 9/11. And the more people involved in anything secret, the more likely it is to get out. I mean someone would be apt to get drunk some time and talk too much. Especially if they visit this site.
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i was the lighting guy. we didn’t fake it next to a river and trees though…
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Dammit, I can see the fucking flag on the fucking moon with a fucking telescope!
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My favorite argument against the moon landings being a hoax is that most (basically, all) of the Apollo equipment was built by contractors who were handed specs and a budget.
The contractors can’t possibly all be in on the conspiracy, that would be way too many people to be feasible.
Therefore, they must have made the parts to the specs. And either the specs weren’t good and therefore the Apollo rockets would have have worked, or the specs were good, and the rockets would have worked (mostly, cf Apollo 13).
If the specs were good, there would be no reason to fake the moon landings since the rockets would have worked and they’d already spent all the money to make them.
If the specs were bad, someone would have noticed, since the contractors were all engineering firms (obviously) and someone along the way would have no doubt realized that the parts they were building could never have worked in the way necessary.
Eat it, conspiracy theorists.
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@Tastyzippo:
yeah, my second favorite argument is the laser reflectors the Apollo astronauts left on the moon, which how we know how far away the moon is.
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@ deutschlandia:
Your second favorite argument is my personal favorite argument.
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Well obviously the landings were faked in Maya 3d. God you guys are such gullible bush lovers.
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I seriously doubt there are any telescopes on earth that can resolve anything as small as the largest object humans have placed on the moon.
Hubble doesn’t even have that kind of resolution.
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@PanikAttac:
Well, Hubble isn’t the point. My 2nd favorite argument (above) is the most convincing one. Why else would certain patches of the lunar dust be so consistently reflective?
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Woah, TastyZippo is so full of s…
I heard Chinese want to land on the moon as well though. -
Dur guys you all just sheeple, how can you accept the lies that your goverment feeds you. I wasn’t alive when the moon landings happened, therefore, the moon landings didin’t happen.
How could something happen while im not alive? I mean I am the center of my universe, just like the bible tells me, and I have Jesus in my heart, and he whispers to me all night long about all the lies you people are feeding the masses.
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After all god does say in the bible:
Pedosus Molestius 15:31
“Thou shall not set foot on any other divine body than thyne earth”
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@Namelis1:
He..hehehe
@Alec:
Now…really. Our good old fundie friends aren’t the only ones who go around blabbing about how fake the moon landing was. Actually, our fundie friends wouldn’t have to make up such a big conspiracy theory about it. And they could still just say: You’ve been to the moon and for that you all will burn in hell. Like they do with homosexuality or divorce. Fundies are low-maintenance.
No, this theory comes from the most annoying scum that was ever let loose on this planet: Conspiracy theorists. Who say that everything is faked. The moon landing, the Bible, 9/11, the American Government, Microsoft etc.
And for that, the make up huge conspiracies that are too big to stay secret and everything is a proof for those conspiracies and every proof against those conspiracies is just a proof for how good those conspiracies conceal themselves. -
No, the Bible wasn’t faked. It WAS actually written by ancient nomadic barbarians. But a small fringe of crackpots believe it was written by a magic sky genie. They’d probably move on with their lives if only they could get some decent sex.
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I wonder who’s going to be the first to do the nasty in space, if it’s not already happened. I did read that they’re serious about studying sex in space, because if we need to leave earth, we need to perpetuate the human race (and bring the important animals like cows, chickens, pigs, fish, dogs, cats, and anacondas).
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Tastyzippo
No, you cannot see the flag. -
I love these pictures; here they show two folks training so they could familiarize themselves with how the tools and suits interact with dust and rocks so that their training in the tank of water to simulate low gravity can be applied to this and the folks will not get there and have to call NASA saying “hey, um, Huston, so how do we make these things work?” Exact same principle as fire training aboard a ship. You train for emergencies without the fire with simulated smoke on the ship and then on land you actually learn how to fight fires. It is one thing to fill a building with hay and set it on fire and let the trainees put it out on land but having a fire at sea where if things get out of hand those invovled really can’t just walk away from the danger.
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What does it matter?
I dunno why it would be faked or why anyone would care if it were? Its not like if it were faked it means now you can’t go there. Cause none of us are going to be hanging on the moon anyway.
So fuck it. Fuck it in its moon ass.
I think China should go to the moon. I mean the whole fucking country. Just leave and take your shitty merchandise with you.
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I know we went to the moon. I know we landed there first on July 11, 1969. This is fact. What I don’t understand, however, is how we can have satellites in earth orbit that can see things on earth that are .15 meters across (the KH-12 class of reconnaissance satellite), but we can’t see the fucking lunar landers?
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wookie_x thats easy.
The reconaisance satelites are about 300 kilometers above the earths surface.
the moon is (it might not be obvious) really really really far away.
Actually its 375,000km away.
Compare 300km to 375,000km -
@wookie_x
Recon satellites usually orbit a few hundred miles above Earth (actual orbits are, of course, classified).
Geosynchronous orbit is about 20,000 miles from Earth.
The moon is about 240,000 miles away.I think the reason so many people believe the moon landing to be a hoax is that we haven’t gone back or done anything to top that since. And that goes contrary to our typical expectation of progress. Its as if Columbus discovered America and everyone collectively said ‘so what?’.
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off topic, but I lol everytime i think about how we can spend…billions to go to the moon, ya know, just cause we felt like it. while there is people fucking aids monkeys and are starving, in other countries.
Not saying we should help these countries instead of exploring though.
lol
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@reboot: There are no moon-slaves or moon-gold though. Who cares about the fucking moon without slaves or gold? Basically it is earth but with less stuff and bouncier.
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Ya fuck the moon. If there were 3 tittied bitches up there who had low standards and couldn’t get preggo I ride my God damned bike to the moon.
Instead its just a lump of rock. Nothing to do but look around and shrug. Like Delaware.
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Hey AUS BUTT… Just a quick question… What can you do with 3 bewbs that you can’t do with two…?
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i realised taht 3 bewbs would get in the way but i digress. the moon is a big lump of rock that we have shat on with our disgusting human footprints get over it u conspiracy theorists.
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Remember this comment about moon landing non-believers, one world panic assholes, jet contrails being some clandistine government plot, black helicopters spying on us, etc.
To an intelligent, educated person there is nothing on earth more frightening than ignorance organized and in action.-
lol, nice one casefaggs
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Sexy Bush
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I’d mow it.
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No such thing as a sexy bush. Shave that shit.
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Huh. That’s pretty cool…
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I’d mow it.
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No such thing as a sexy bush. Shave that shit.
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Huh. That’s pretty cool…
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Burgler Trap
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UR DOIN IT WRONG
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Or, it might be shop’d
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no bait?
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Maybe he tried to stole the burglar trap.
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IT’S A TR… Oh…
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o martha martha come quick we caught something in the trap!
o i hope its not dead
o shit its spine is broken
quick quick put in the shoebox before anyone comes around
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UR DOIN IT WRONG
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Or, it might be shop’d
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no bait?
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Maybe he tried to stole the burglar trap.
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IT’S A TR… Oh…
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o martha martha come quick we caught something in the trap!
o i hope its not dead
o shit its spine is broken
quick quick put in the shoebox before anyone comes around
Wolverine Claws
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Think of how much coleslaw you could make if you had one of those and a couple heads of cabbage.
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I thought about it. My conclusion is not much, or at least not quickly, but it’d be some fuckin AWESOME coleslaw
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Coleslaw for the win.
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I actually perfer macaroni/potato salad over coleslaw if given the option, usually as a side dish with hotdogs or fried chicken, ect. Coleslaw is too cabbagy for my tastes.
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At first I thought it was claws/rc car.
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My friend eddie has one of these. He has two of them actually, incase someone walks into his room the wrong way. He also has a scorpion made of knives, I shit you not a fucking scorpion made of knives.
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Look, if you have those blades, you can make some really shitty coleslaw, but nobody’s gonna say anything about it, cause….blade hands
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I actually saw those once at my local flea market. They were like 200 dollars and the guy didn’t care what age you were.
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Its funny how its being held by the hand of a eight year old.
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Makes it look bigger, like anything else being held by the hand of an eight year old girl.
What?
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Bad.
Also, the knife-scorpion is bad.
You cannot use these to kill someone. You would break you hand first.
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Those kinds of hand blades are called Pantera Claws, I only know that because of one of those websites that sells shitty swords for like $20..
Also, Link to a better set:
www.swordsswords.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=678
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@JoeCrow
These aren’t Pantera Claws. These are some designers attempt to make an out-of-left-field duplicate of the myriad of wolverine claw designs that have been floating around for a while.
Pantera Claws are a Tom Anderson specific custom design that look like a set of brass knuckles with blades extending from between the knuckle guards…
www.trueswords.com/wolverine-style-claw-anderson-cutlery-pantera-claw-p-12.html
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And yes, these are just as likely to break the wielders hand and/or shred their knuckles as much as the target…
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PhyreBlade: how so?
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Bldes curve downwards, and the centerline for the blades are below the grip, so it will have a tendency to rotate downwards if used like a punch dagger. If you were to try and use them for slashing the bar on the top will dig into the back of your hand. This problem would be exacerbated if it were to be used in a chopping fashion. (Those of you thinking abut making salad with these, may want to think twice…) And if you ever hit anything, or got hit by something really hard with one of these on, you fingers or wrist would probably go before the blades did. It just isn’t properly supported or designed for that.
About the only thing you could safely do with this would make shallow cuts. It’s definitely not an ideal battlefield weapon…
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The *Blades* curve downwards…
And a Master necro am I…
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Think of how much coleslaw you could make if you had one of those and a couple heads of cabbage.
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I thought about it. My conclusion is not much, or at least not quickly, but it’d be some fuckin AWESOME coleslaw
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Coleslaw for the win.
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I actually perfer macaroni/potato salad over coleslaw if given the option, usually as a side dish with hotdogs or fried chicken, ect. Coleslaw is too cabbagy for my tastes.
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At first I thought it was claws/rc car.
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My friend eddie has one of these. He has two of them actually, incase someone walks into his room the wrong way. He also has a scorpion made of knives, I shit you not a fucking scorpion made of knives.
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Look, if you have those blades, you can make some really shitty coleslaw, but nobody’s gonna say anything about it, cause….blade hands
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I actually saw those once at my local flea market. They were like 200 dollars and the guy didn’t care what age you were.
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Its funny how its being held by the hand of a eight year old.
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Makes it look bigger, like anything else being held by the hand of an eight year old girl.
What?
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Bad.
Also, the knife-scorpion is bad.
You cannot use these to kill someone. You would break you hand first.
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Those kinds of hand blades are called Pantera Claws, I only know that because of one of those websites that sells shitty swords for like $20..
Also, Link to a better set:
www.swordsswords.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=678 -
@JoeCrow
These aren’t Pantera Claws. These are some designers attempt to make an out-of-left-field duplicate of the myriad of wolverine claw designs that have been floating around for a while.Pantera Claws are a Tom Anderson specific custom design that look like a set of brass knuckles with blades extending from between the knuckle guards…
www.trueswords.com/wolverine-style-claw-anderson-cutlery-pantera-claw-p-12.html -
And yes, these are just as likely to break the wielders hand and/or shred their knuckles as much as the target…
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PhyreBlade: how so?
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Bldes curve downwards, and the centerline for the blades are below the grip, so it will have a tendency to rotate downwards if used like a punch dagger. If you were to try and use them for slashing the bar on the top will dig into the back of your hand. This problem would be exacerbated if it were to be used in a chopping fashion. (Those of you thinking abut making salad with these, may want to think twice…) And if you ever hit anything, or got hit by something really hard with one of these on, you fingers or wrist would probably go before the blades did. It just isn’t properly supported or designed for that.
About the only thing you could safely do with this would make shallow cuts. It’s definitely not an ideal battlefield weapon… -
The *Blades* curve downwards…
And a Master necro am I…
Maxwell Smart
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Who wouldn’t want a shoe that was really a phone?
Also, Steve Carell will be playing Mr. Smart in a new Get Smart movie.
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Inspector Gadget?!
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This was the best show in history. If the new movie sucks that’s it for me man I’m taking the philosopher’s way out.
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Get Smart had some of the funniest lines on TV. My wife bought me the DVD collection for xmas. I’d recommend it for any fan.
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You know he stole that idea from William Shatner. It’s in the bible, look it up.
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He.
Is.
So.
Fucking.
Awesome.
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i used to watch reruns of this show years ago. fucking awesome! I cant wait for the movie (better be good)
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wow, Steve Carell is good choice for that role. somebody got it right for once.
So, was it a shoe-phone or a phone-shoe?
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Who wouldn’t want a shoe that was really a phone?
Also, Steve Carell will be playing Mr. Smart in a new Get Smart movie.
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Inspector Gadget?!
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This was the best show in history. If the new movie sucks that’s it for me man I’m taking the philosopher’s way out.
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Get Smart had some of the funniest lines on TV. My wife bought me the DVD collection for xmas. I’d recommend it for any fan.
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You know he stole that idea from William Shatner. It’s in the bible, look it up.
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i used to watch reruns of this show years ago. fucking awesome! I cant wait for the movie (better be good)
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wow, Steve Carell is good choice for that role. somebody got it right for once.
So, was it a shoe-phone or a phone-shoe?
Pail O Pups
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So cute it makes you want to light yourself on fire!
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Hey… Where can I get me one of those?
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these fuckers are gonna get drowned
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Pssst… Yo… Smell my finger…
Hey!
I said smell my finger, not eat my paw!!!!
ROFL…
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I’m with neekbunny. They should poor water into the bucket and then cover it with cellophane.
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mah bucket!
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Puppy soup?
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Take one bowl of puppys, add 3 litres of beef broth, vegetables, herbs and spices to taste. Simmer on low heat for 4 hours. Serves 12.
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OFF A CLIFF.
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I fucking wanna cuddle them until turn into a fine pink powder.
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Hey… Where can I get me one of those?
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these fuckers are gonna get drowned
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Pssst… Yo… Smell my finger…
Hey!I said smell my finger, not eat my paw!!!!
ROFL…
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I’m with neekbunny. They should poor water into the bucket and then cover it with cellophane.
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mah bucket!
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Puppy soup?
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Take one bowl of puppys, add 3 litres of beef broth, vegetables, herbs and spices to taste. Simmer on low heat for 4 hours. Serves 12.
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OFF A CLIFF.
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I fucking wanna cuddle them until turn into a fine pink powder.
faith+1
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Ever since I saw that episode, I laugh whenever I see yet another picture of a band where they look like they don’t care they’re on the cover of an album. I just can’t take any band serious that still does this (and there are a lot). How can you claim to have fresh, new material if you’re copying everyone else’s album cover pose.
If I was in a band, and was having my picture taken for the album cover, I would actually look at the camera, and smile.
Isn’t it funny how often “non-conformity” is actually conformity.
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My album cover would have a hott girl with
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wow i tried to put “tits” html but i guess it wont let you… nice…
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alec – check out rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/index.php for more unoriginal dopes
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^^^ Thanks redxblack. That’s awesome. I’ll be quietly chuckling to myself for the next 2 hours.
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i wanna get down on my knees and please jesus…feel his salvation all over my face
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My favorite album cover is “Smell the Glove”.
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Ever since I saw that episode, I laugh whenever I see yet another picture of a band where they look like they don’t care they’re on the cover of an album. I just can’t take any band serious that still does this (and there are a lot). How can you claim to have fresh, new material if you’re copying everyone else’s album cover pose.
If I was in a band, and was having my picture taken for the album cover, I would actually look at the camera, and smile.
Isn’t it funny how often “non-conformity” is actually conformity.
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My album cover would have a hott girl with
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wow i tried to put “tits” html but i guess it wont let you… nice…
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alec – check out rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/index.php for more unoriginal dopes
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^^^ Thanks redxblack. That’s awesome. I’ll be quietly chuckling to myself for the next 2 hours.
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i wanna get down on my knees and please jesus…feel his salvation all over my face
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My favorite album cover is “Smell the Glove”.
html tits code
(25 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5) Loading ...Add to favoritesTags: Computers, Humor, Sexy
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Html bodyparts are old.
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they may be old, but those are nice.
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They are nice indeed.
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Do you prefer Dreamweaver tits? I sure don’t. Too much fucking flash.
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I’ve got a pair of HTML head tag earrings, but I think that shirt may be funnier.
If she had much sag at all, though, her HTML would be malformed…
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how could FLASH and TITS be a bad combination?
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C//:> run_masturbate.exe
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That’s a good point, redxblack. I shall retract the flash statement. Dreamweaver still sucks ass.
Loving them titties. By the size of her arms, it looks like her tits just suck in any excess body weight.
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@Nimoy,
Ain’t nuthin’ wrong with a little flash here and there. Can definitely enhance this very well written html code…
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Now THOSE are legendary tits!
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My wife’s boobs looked like that at one time, but now we’re middle aged, and they’ve gone all Scottish. Still just as much fun to play with, but I now get much less of a “dude, you’re nailing that?” look from omega males.
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Hey, baby… is it cold out, or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s?
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That’s rather XML, but definitely not HTML…
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@lolle23
I disagree. I believe it is supposedly intended to be part of the XHTML v6.0 standard. I don’t think they expected to see any girls on the internet until then…
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She should have spent her money on getting her face fixed.
Nice tits + ugly = STILL UGLY.
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Html bodyparts are old.
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they may be old, but those are nice.
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They are nice indeed.
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Do you prefer Dreamweaver tits? I sure don’t. Too much fucking flash.
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I’ve got a pair of HTML head tag earrings, but I think that shirt may be funnier.
If she had much sag at all, though, her HTML would be malformed…
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how could FLASH and TITS be a bad combination?
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C//:> run_masturbate.exe
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That’s a good point, redxblack. I shall retract the flash statement. Dreamweaver still sucks ass.
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@Nimoy,
Ain’t nuthin’ wrong with a little flash here and there. Can definitely enhance this very well written html code… -
Now THOSE are legendary tits!
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My wife’s boobs looked like that at one time, but now we’re middle aged, and they’ve gone all Scottish. Still just as much fun to play with, but I now get much less of a “dude, you’re nailing that?” look from omega males.
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Hey, baby… is it cold out, or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s?
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That’s rather XML, but definitely not HTML…
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I disagree. I believe it is supposedly intended to be part of the XHTML v6.0 standard. I don’t think they expected to see any girls on the internet until then… -
She should have spent her money on getting her face fixed.
Nice tits + ugly = STILL UGLY.
Malaria Invading Red Blood Cell
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Take no prisoners!
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It would appear that Malaria is om noming the blood cells
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i guess that sickle cell trait ain’t so bad now!
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I couldn’t help noticing how the other red blood cells look like they’ve gathered round to watch their mates suffer.
You can almost imagine some of them taking pictures with tiny cellphones.
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OM NOM NOM.
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Jesus christ its a disease, get in the car!
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middle cell looks like a mouth
coming to nom other cells
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I’m taking doxycycline right now to prevent this shit. I know another dude that was taking some mefloquine and he had some fucked up side effects (weird cysts, lucid dreams).
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Isn’t that a picture from an old National Geographic? I seem to recall a whole bunch of pictures of the various functions of blood and the immune system… in the ’80s.
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Take no prisoners!
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It would appear that Malaria is om noming the blood cells
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i guess that sickle cell trait ain’t so bad now!
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I couldn’t help noticing how the other red blood cells look like they’ve gathered round to watch their mates suffer.
You can almost imagine some of them taking pictures with tiny cellphones.
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OM NOM NOM.
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Jesus christ its a disease, get in the car!
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middle cell looks like a mouth
coming to nom other cells
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I’m taking doxycycline right now to prevent this shit. I know another dude that was taking some mefloquine and he had some fucked up side effects (weird cysts, lucid dreams).
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Isn’t that a picture from an old National Geographic? I seem to recall a whole bunch of pictures of the various functions of blood and the immune system… in the ’80s.
Beetle Transportation Vehicle
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What better way to transport your ATV than to put it on your circular roof?
How the hell did they get it up there?!
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I really hope they just drove it up there, and then put it on youtube.
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The back is sloped, so why NOT just drive it up there?
Gotta love useless cars.
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So a car that looks like a milk crate (Scion) is so much more useful? I thought it was about getting inside and driving somewhere all this time.
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I really hope they just drove it up there, and then put it on youtube.
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The back is sloped, so why NOT just drive it up there?
Gotta love useless cars.
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So a car that looks like a milk crate (Scion) is so much more useful? I thought it was about getting inside and driving somewhere all this time.
Don’t let women drive or handle your magnetic discs
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Hello dear, I found the disc you were so frantically looking for yesterday
Taken from “Passive Aggressive Notes”
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Looks like she’s going to run into a doorknob.
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Or fall down the stairs at least.
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classic
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And this is why there aren’t very many female engineers.
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Makes me so very thankful my g/f has some knowledge and common sense when it comes to technology and computers… My life would be living hell if she was like that ^^^
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ya. my girlfriend, as well as i, would put that on a coffee table.
its a damn coaster.
who uses floppy disk anymore?
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Yeah, if you’re still saving important data to a floppy, you deserve to lose your data.
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Flash Drive FTW.
Or VPN from home on a secure server. Yay.
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that is like the first ‘funny picture’ of teh internets.
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Looks like she’s going to run into a doorknob.
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Or fall down the stairs at least.
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classic
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And this is why there aren’t very many female engineers.
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Makes me so very thankful my g/f has some knowledge and common sense when it comes to technology and computers… My life would be living hell if she was like that ^^^
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ya. my girlfriend, as well as i, would put that on a coffee table.
its a damn coaster.
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Flash Drive FTW.
Or VPN from home on a secure server. Yay.
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that is like the first ‘funny picture’ of teh internets.
Akroma, Angel Of Fury , Magic The Gathering Card Original Artwork
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She has protection from Blue, White, flies, strikes first, tramples and hits harder the more red mana you pump into her. Delicious!
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The fact that I understand the caption scares me. Time for more beer.
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Magic the Gathering was never my thing. I prefer having sex with women.
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I highly doubt your sexing if your on here so you may want to look into it.
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“more red mana you pump into her” If she was real I’d be pumping something else into her.
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No you wouldn’t.
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@Tardex
Dude, you can’t be insulting people just because they post on this website, when you yourself also post. You fail.
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Ohh-hoh, I out nerd you all.
I have the novel series memorized. Which is awesome from the onslaught series, because Ixidor’s hand got bit off by a turtle, and Ixidor created Akroma in his sleep, at the expense of an arm.
He just woke up, bleeding profusely, with no left arm, and a naked angel beside him.
Now THAT’S amusing.
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Yeah, but this is from Time Spiral Block, not Onslaught Block.
I only look at Magic cards when new sets are coming out. For some reason constantly watching the Rumor Mill on MTGSalvation amuses me. I’ve played the game very few times but understand the mechanics fairly well.
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FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES.
i got this sexy beast in a booster pack, and shes the only non goblin non elemental in my red deck. had to include her cus shes just SO awesome
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@Kaze
Amusing isn’t exactly the word i’d use… I’m thinking Awesome… Cool… Hawt maybe?
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@Kaze
I out-nerd you as I have 52 Magic novels and two copies of the onslaught block. First, Ixidor got his hand bit by a turtle… not bit off. Only two fingers were bitten off. Second, Ixidor’s arm wasn’t pleeding at all when he woke up, he just had a stump. And third, Akroma wasn’t naked or beside him, but rather wearing robes and was beyond the foot of the bed floating above the floor. I’m not trying to be rude, but just help people out with the details.
I do wonder if anyone would create or has created a different storyline to match the alternate dimension creatures (Akroma, Angel of Fury) that were the spawn of the Timepiral block.
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The fact that I understand the caption scares me. Time for more beer.
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Magic the Gathering was never my thing. I prefer having sex with women.
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I highly doubt your sexing if your on here so you may want to look into it.
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“more red mana you pump into her” If she was real I’d be pumping something else into her.
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No you wouldn’t.
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@Tardex
Dude, you can’t be insulting people just because they post on this website, when you yourself also post. You fail.
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Ohh-hoh, I out nerd you all.
I have the novel series memorized. Which is awesome from the onslaught series, because Ixidor’s hand got bit off by a turtle, and Ixidor created Akroma in his sleep, at the expense of an arm.
He just woke up, bleeding profusely, with no left arm, and a naked angel beside him.
Now THAT’S amusing.
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Yeah, but this is from Time Spiral Block, not Onslaught Block.
I only look at Magic cards when new sets are coming out. For some reason constantly watching the Rumor Mill on MTGSalvation amuses me. I’ve played the game very few times but understand the mechanics fairly well.
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FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES.
i got this sexy beast in a booster pack, and shes the only non goblin non elemental in my red deck. had to include her cus shes just SO awesome
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@Kaze
I out-nerd you as I have 52 Magic novels and two copies of the onslaught block. First, Ixidor got his hand bit by a turtle… not bit off. Only two fingers were bitten off. Second, Ixidor’s arm wasn’t pleeding at all when he woke up, he just had a stump. And third, Akroma wasn’t naked or beside him, but rather wearing robes and was beyond the foot of the bed floating above the floor. I’m not trying to be rude, but just help people out with the details.
I do wonder if anyone would create or has created a different storyline to match the alternate dimension creatures (Akroma, Angel of Fury) that were the spawn of the Timepiral block.
AAH!
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I can almost hear the alert noise from MGS
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Fuck you Sarcastastic, nobody loves you and no one ever will! You will die an overweight drag queen.
Also, nice pic. Funny.
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Fuck you Sarcastastic, nobody loves you and no one ever will! You will die an overweight drag queen.
Also, nice pic. Funny.
The Gun Show
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At this point it’s getting hard to remember which pictures I got from here.
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I’m nearly 100% positive this is a repost, but after extensive research, which included several bottles of Jack Daniels, I was unable to find it on MCS, and thus it is here.
and I lol every time I see the pictures.
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That looks like the dude from Trailer Park Boys?
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My first thought was Wolverine.
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that does look like ricky! good call.
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i lawled
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I’m nearly 100% positive this is a repost, but after extensive research, which included several bottles of Jack Daniels, I was unable to find it on MCS, and thus it is here.
and I lol every time I see the pictures.
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That looks like the dude from Trailer Park Boys?
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My first thought was Wolverine.
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that does look like ricky! good call.
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i lawled
Shocked Puppy
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Oh exploitable
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At first I was like:
But then… I LOL’D
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That or:
“Who’s awesome?
YOU’RE awesome.”
comes to mind.
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And all this time I thought it was cowering in fear in that second panel.
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I’m with sarcastic, looks like terror, my prognosis:
2 Girls 1 Cup reaction.
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At first I was like
then I was like “GOATSE!!!”
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That or:
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YOU’RE awesome.”
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And all this time I thought it was cowering in fear in that second panel.
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I’m with sarcastic, looks like terror, my prognosis:
2 Girls 1 Cup reaction.
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At first I was like
then I was like “GOATSE!!!”
Leibowitz Disney pictures
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Here’s a couple more of the Disney ads shot by Annie Leibowitz that Tiki posted.
The first is Rachel Weisz; the second is Roger Federer.
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Aryan wonderland!
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I actually lol’ed at Roger Federer. Someone must have a bit of an awkward fantasy to photograph a Ball-whacker with a Weed-Hacker. With long hair.
Swiss.
Though Shinysword is Shineh.
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Aryan wonderland!
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I actually lol’ed at Roger Federer. Someone must have a bit of an awkward fantasy to photograph a Ball-whacker with a Weed-Hacker. With long hair.
Swiss.
Though Shinysword is Shineh.
Accidents Happen
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Impending doom seems to have turned them white.
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Bwahahahaha! I love the look on the Asian guy’s face xD
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Impending doom seems to have turned them white.
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Bwahahahaha! I love the look on the Asian guy’s face xD
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March 29, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Those heels look stupid with pants. She should put on some skate shoes or something.
March 29, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Those pants look stupid. She should just take them off…come to think of it, all those clothes are stupid. She should just be naked. Agreed?
March 29, 2008 at 8:41 pm
2nd That
March 29, 2008 at 11:22 pm
So, no one?
I guess I have to start it.
OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!!!!
March 29, 2008 at 11:36 pm
short hair ftw!!!!!
March 30, 2008 at 2:48 am
Ever since I saw japan, I can’t look at heels anymore.
Aaaaaah.
Fit girl, though.
March 30, 2008 at 7:54 am
@asdf
Short hair is teh hotz!
March 30, 2008 at 7:18 pm
that second pic makes her look like she is cutting a massive fart.
March 30, 2008 at 7:36 pm
I came to say what natedog said. She’s definitely pushing one out in the second pic.
March 30, 2008 at 7:41 pm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy
March 30, 2008 at 11:38 pm
i think the heels with those pants is kind of cute and endearing. rest of her ain’t bad either. i kind of have a funny mandy moore story. my ex and her friend happened upon mandy moore whilst in 7th or 8th grade and moore goes “so like do you want my autograph or something?” the two girls just looked at each other, laughed, and walked away.
March 31, 2008 at 10:10 am
Her mom is a lesbian….one can hope the apple doesn’t fall far from the gay tree.