Itz be dans tiem!




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Can you press Enter for me… Not too hard though




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Designer Erik De Nijs, has stitched together this eye catching pair of “Beauty and the Geek†jeans. These “modern shaped trousers which are often worn by youngsters..†are the perfect solution for Googling quick exits while running from the fashion police. Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers, around the back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your “mouseâ€Â, and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper. As usual, there are additional pics after the jump.
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This is supposed to be “modern shaped”? OK then…
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Testicular cancer, here I come!
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cute, is the boy included?
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“and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper.”
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where can you buy these? google has failed.
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I’m a big enough loser to want to buy them, as long as they weren’t over priced.
Which they probably are.
Horribly.
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This is supposed to be “modern shaped”? OK then…
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Testicular cancer, here I come!
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cute, is the boy included?
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“and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper.”
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where can you buy these? google has failed.
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I’m a big enough loser to want to buy them, as long as they weren’t over priced.
Which they probably are.
Horribly.
Yellowcard?




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My thoughts…
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The only “roads for motorized vehicles” are highways.
If magnetic yellow cards wont do, maybe broken spar plug ceramic thrown at your windshield will get your attention?
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Epic fail.
The worst part is trying to imitate the original, but entirely missing the theme of a yellow card.
The 1st paragraph admits that you’re a bad driver.
The 2nd and 3rd paragraph are trying to tie in completely unrelated issues.
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wow
this is soo full of fail its almost as more full than glock19′s mouth is full of jizz
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So only Pinko-Commie-Muslim Liberals can ride bikes? In that case, let me get my Schwinn!
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Take your excessive right-wing hate and gtfo.
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It’s ok glock, i laughed a little bit. Not a lot but just a little. Also, Fuck bicyclists, i am sick and goddamn tired of having to drive 25 mph at rush hour on a 50 mph two lane road with no shoulder because some asshole thought the bike paths and grass weren’t up to the standards of his fucking bmx bike.
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@ lotuseater
Sir, you stretch the definition of ‘hyperbole’ with that statement. That situation has never, and will never, exist.
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Roads are made for EVERYBODY, but only cars use them mainly. Enjoy your box of fail.
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@ Glocks19
You are made of fail.
@ thelotuseater725
You are also made of fail.
No roads but freeways and SOME highways are meant for motorized vehicles only. It is the bicyclists right to be on those roads just as much as it is yours. So if I may make a suggestion. Take your foot, shove it up your ass and stop complaining.
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I saw a guy on a bike ride into a car door. It was hilarious. I’m nto sure if it knocked the fag out of him though.
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Oh , and redneck bullies even have thoughts now?
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Here’s a new term:
Amero-centric faggot: A limp wristed, leftist douche who watches too much TV and thinks America is the only country on earth.
Also see: retard.
I live and grew up in a big city. A big city not in America but bigger than 99% of cities in America. So unless you’re in LA, NYC, or Chicago then you are the redneck sweetheart. :X
People who rides bikes down the roads in a big city like the one I am in deserve what they get.
Write fail all you want. It won’t change the reality that cars / cyclists. Literally sometimes and to my great enjoyment.
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To all the “Bicyclists are traffic, too” people:
If you’re a part of traffic, then learn to follow the fucking traffic laws.
You do not get to illegally cross the street against a red light, nor run a stop sign, just because your vehicle does not have an internal combustion engine.
Fuck you.
Red means “Stop”, green means “Go”. If you can’t figure that out, get back on the sidewalk.
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@Tony
That happens to me on a fairly regular basis. Remember just because it doesn’t happen to you does not mean that it never happens.
@ Tardex
I could give two shits over who’s right it is to use the road. It doesn’t take a fucking mathematician to figure out that biking on an already crowded road at rush hour is a bad idea. If you actually got out of the house once in a while you would find validity to my argument, but i am sure you are sitting at your computer right now chortling at your bout of e-comedy. Do the world a favor and blow your provincial mindset onto a sidewalk somewhere.
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You know what, FUCK MOST CYCLISTS!!! Seriously, you expect to be treated the same as those in cars on the road but also expect to have all sorts of exceptions that said cars don’t get. Show me where that makes freakin sense?!
If i’m on the road doing 30kph in a 60 zone whats gonna happen? Thats right, i’m likely to be pulled over and given a ticket for being some sort of traffic hazard, not so with cyclists.
If i’m on a motorbike and decide to pass a bunch of stationary cars whilst they are traffic jammed, or go around on the footpath whats gonna happen? thats right, another traffic infringement and another god damned fine, not so with cyclists.
If i’m driving around with no rear vision mirror inside the car or on the sides whats gonna happen? Thats right, a defect notice and another fine, not so with cyclists.
If i decide to change go around a corner without indicating i can once again be fined, not so with cyclists.
Lets face it, so many cyclists expect so much but are willing to give so little. If you want to be on the roads with cars and motorbikes, might i suggest that instead of expecting the majority of traffic on the road to change what they do to suit such a small minority, try changing your habits, perhaps petition for more bike lanes or paths instead of petitioning to be allowed onto the existing roads.
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Oh, and also. If cyclists expect to be able to use the roads which are paid for in a large part and maintained by motorists paying for their registration, stamp duties etc… then perhaps its about time they did the same thing.
And don’t give me that crap about “Oh, but i already own a car so i’m already paying for road mainteance”. Thats CRAP, if i own one car and buy a second car, do i expect to get the second car without the registration or stamp duties payments?! HELL NO.
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Amen wally!
A slow ass unprotected, meandering, unpredictable cyclist on busy peak hour street is just asking for trouble. When they get said trouble I have no sympathy for them.
@42 I do hope some one will try throwing something from a bike through my windshield one day. Then i will have every excuse in the world to swerve erratically and run them the hell down. I wont have windshield. They will be dead. Think about that.
Picture is lame though.
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you know what is fucking hilarious? everyone jumped on the bandwagon of fail and criticism so early. seriously this is the most amount of sheep i have seen in one thread, or all the other people were to busy out running over cyclists with me. cyclists can get fucked. i have been in numerous rush hour situations where a cyclist nearly gets fucking raped because of their on stupidity (and the stupidity of some drivers).
yes the pic is kinda lame and glock should go kill himself (jk jk) but at least he made the effort to try and make something funny, as they say practice makes perfect.
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Or you guys could get off your fat asses once in a while and bike instead of hide behind a 2 ton hunk of metal. Now Im not cyclists deserve the right to be able to just swerve through traffic at will, not signal themselves(thats why there are the hand signals), go through red lights, etc… Cyclists should be obeying all the rules of the road if they decide to be on the road. I dont know where the fuck some of you live, but last time I checked road maintenance was paid through taxes. Its also a bylaw prohibiting cyclists to be biking on a sidewalk.
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Not where I am.
And most road designated funds come from GAS taxes.
I take my not so fat ass to a gym because that what they’re for. Know how I get there? I fucking well drive. Because that’s what roads are for.
It’s not hiding. It’s called ‘I can afford a car’.
Bicycles are for children and homeless people carting around piles of tin cans. Unless it’s outside a city and you’re using it for recreation. As a means of transport I have yet to see any adult riding one that didn’t look like a fucking fag. What’s the matter? Your pink rollerblades broken?
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Yes, my pink roller blades are broken. That is the exact reason.
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This pic fails, but I’ll forever hate cyclists until they can learn to cycle in a straight line, signal before swerving across the road in front of me to make a turn, and look over their shoulder before they try and pass the slower cyclist in front of them. Goddamnit.
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The only “roads for motorized vehicles” are highways.
If magnetic yellow cards wont do, maybe broken spar plug ceramic thrown at your windshield will get your attention?
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Epic fail.
The worst part is trying to imitate the original, but entirely missing the theme of a yellow card.
The 1st paragraph admits that you’re a bad driver.
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wow
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So only Pinko-Commie-Muslim Liberals can ride bikes? In that case, let me get my Schwinn!
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Take your excessive right-wing hate and gtfo.
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It’s ok glock, i laughed a little bit. Not a lot but just a little. Also, Fuck bicyclists, i am sick and goddamn tired of having to drive 25 mph at rush hour on a 50 mph two lane road with no shoulder because some asshole thought the bike paths and grass weren’t up to the standards of his fucking bmx bike.
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@ lotuseater
Sir, you stretch the definition of ‘hyperbole’ with that statement. That situation has never, and will never, exist.
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Roads are made for EVERYBODY, but only cars use them mainly. Enjoy your box of fail.
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@ Glocks19
You are made of fail.@ thelotuseater725
You are also made of fail.No roads but freeways and SOME highways are meant for motorized vehicles only. It is the bicyclists right to be on those roads just as much as it is yours. So if I may make a suggestion. Take your foot, shove it up your ass and stop complaining.
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I saw a guy on a bike ride into a car door. It was hilarious. I’m nto sure if it knocked the fag out of him though.
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Oh , and redneck bullies even have thoughts now?
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Here’s a new term:
Amero-centric faggot: A limp wristed, leftist douche who watches too much TV and thinks America is the only country on earth.
Also see: retard.I live and grew up in a big city. A big city not in America but bigger than 99% of cities in America. So unless you’re in LA, NYC, or Chicago then you are the redneck sweetheart. :X
People who rides bikes down the roads in a big city like the one I am in deserve what they get.Write fail all you want. It won’t change the reality that cars / cyclists. Literally sometimes and to my great enjoyment.
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To all the “Bicyclists are traffic, too” people:
If you’re a part of traffic, then learn to follow the fucking traffic laws.
You do not get to illegally cross the street against a red light, nor run a stop sign, just because your vehicle does not have an internal combustion engine.
Fuck you.
Red means “Stop”, green means “Go”. If you can’t figure that out, get back on the sidewalk.
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@Tony
That happens to me on a fairly regular basis. Remember just because it doesn’t happen to you does not mean that it never happens.
@ Tardex
I could give two shits over who’s right it is to use the road. It doesn’t take a fucking mathematician to figure out that biking on an already crowded road at rush hour is a bad idea. If you actually got out of the house once in a while you would find validity to my argument, but i am sure you are sitting at your computer right now chortling at your bout of e-comedy. Do the world a favor and blow your provincial mindset onto a sidewalk somewhere. -
You know what, FUCK MOST CYCLISTS!!! Seriously, you expect to be treated the same as those in cars on the road but also expect to have all sorts of exceptions that said cars don’t get. Show me where that makes freakin sense?!
If i’m on the road doing 30kph in a 60 zone whats gonna happen? Thats right, i’m likely to be pulled over and given a ticket for being some sort of traffic hazard, not so with cyclists.
If i’m on a motorbike and decide to pass a bunch of stationary cars whilst they are traffic jammed, or go around on the footpath whats gonna happen? thats right, another traffic infringement and another god damned fine, not so with cyclists.
If i’m driving around with no rear vision mirror inside the car or on the sides whats gonna happen? Thats right, a defect notice and another fine, not so with cyclists.
If i decide to change go around a corner without indicating i can once again be fined, not so with cyclists.
Lets face it, so many cyclists expect so much but are willing to give so little. If you want to be on the roads with cars and motorbikes, might i suggest that instead of expecting the majority of traffic on the road to change what they do to suit such a small minority, try changing your habits, perhaps petition for more bike lanes or paths instead of petitioning to be allowed onto the existing roads.
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Oh, and also. If cyclists expect to be able to use the roads which are paid for in a large part and maintained by motorists paying for their registration, stamp duties etc… then perhaps its about time they did the same thing.
And don’t give me that crap about “Oh, but i already own a car so i’m already paying for road mainteance”. Thats CRAP, if i own one car and buy a second car, do i expect to get the second car without the registration or stamp duties payments?! HELL NO.
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Amen wally!
A slow ass unprotected, meandering, unpredictable cyclist on busy peak hour street is just asking for trouble. When they get said trouble I have no sympathy for them.
@42 I do hope some one will try throwing something from a bike through my windshield one day. Then i will have every excuse in the world to swerve erratically and run them the hell down. I wont have windshield. They will be dead. Think about that.
Picture is lame though.
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you know what is fucking hilarious? everyone jumped on the bandwagon of fail and criticism so early. seriously this is the most amount of sheep i have seen in one thread, or all the other people were to busy out running over cyclists with me. cyclists can get fucked. i have been in numerous rush hour situations where a cyclist nearly gets fucking raped because of their on stupidity (and the stupidity of some drivers).
yes the pic is kinda lame and glock should go kill himself (jk jk) but at least he made the effort to try and make something funny, as they say practice makes perfect.
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Or you guys could get off your fat asses once in a while and bike instead of hide behind a 2 ton hunk of metal. Now Im not cyclists deserve the right to be able to just swerve through traffic at will, not signal themselves(thats why there are the hand signals), go through red lights, etc… Cyclists should be obeying all the rules of the road if they decide to be on the road. I dont know where the fuck some of you live, but last time I checked road maintenance was paid through taxes. Its also a bylaw prohibiting cyclists to be biking on a sidewalk.
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Not where I am.
And most road designated funds come from GAS taxes.
I take my not so fat ass to a gym because that what they’re for. Know how I get there? I fucking well drive. Because that’s what roads are for.
It’s not hiding. It’s called ‘I can afford a car’.
Bicycles are for children and homeless people carting around piles of tin cans. Unless it’s outside a city and you’re using it for recreation. As a means of transport I have yet to see any adult riding one that didn’t look like a fucking fag. What’s the matter? Your pink rollerblades broken?
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Yes, my pink roller blades are broken. That is the exact reason.
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This pic fails, but I’ll forever hate cyclists until they can learn to cycle in a straight line, signal before swerving across the road in front of me to make a turn, and look over their shoulder before they try and pass the slower cyclist in front of them. Goddamnit.
Balloon suits




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NOT FLATTERING
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THE HARPOONS!
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Meh. Sharp Knees.
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The real question is: How many balloons did it take to get that way…? A lot? A little? who knows… And that’s the scary part…
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NOT FLATTERING
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THE HARPOONS!
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Meh. Sharp Knees.
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The real question is: How many balloons did it take to get that way…? A lot? A little? who knows… And that’s the scary part…
FBI




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until they get fired upon…
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… a lot.
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until they get fired upon…
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… a lot.
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Paddington Bear Graffiti




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Migration is not a crime.
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It should be
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Holy shit, it’s paddington bear!
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It should be
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Holy shit, it’s paddington bear!
Nazi Snowmobile




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i think it’s actual a russian one.. might be caputred by finnish or german troops? ;o
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That’s a russian snowrunner, you can see they even painted on the swastika wrong.
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Thanks all, I bow before your superior knowledge!
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i think it’s actual a russian one.. might be caputred by finnish or german troops? ;o
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That’s a russian snowrunner, you can see they even painted on the swastika wrong.
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Thanks all, I bow before your superior knowledge!
GlaDOS – Revealedz




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Some of the most batshit crazy fanart I’ve seen in a while
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“I just figured out what that piece you just incinerated was. It was the morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin, to stop me from flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So please wait while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.”
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This was a triumph
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I can’t believe you just threw the Aperture-Science-we-don’t-know-what-it-does-thingy into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator!
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At least bump the sauce. This guy has put a lot of thought into his theories about GLaDOS.
www.game-ism.com/2008/04/04/still-alive-shes-free/
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I agree, the guy who created this makes some very good points about the game, and why GLaDOS looks the way she does.
Not to mention, doesnt he dissect the end song in a pretty nifty way?
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Portal gave me closing from playing games like system shock, deus ex and many others…can’t wait for the next sortie…it was pantastic !
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“I just figured out what that piece you just incinerated was. It was the morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin, to stop me from flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So please wait while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.”
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This was a triumph
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I can’t believe you just threw the Aperture-Science-we-don’t-know-what-it-does-thingy into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator!
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At least bump the sauce. This guy has put a lot of thought into his theories about GLaDOS.
www.game-ism.com/2008/04/04/still-alive-shes-free/ -
I agree, the guy who created this makes some very good points about the game, and why GLaDOS looks the way she does.
Not to mention, doesnt he dissect the end song in a pretty nifty way?
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Portal gave me closing from playing games like system shock, deus ex and many others…can’t wait for the next sortie…it was pantastic !
The ‘Walk Hard’ Beatles




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Picture of Current Day Actors Portraying the Beatles in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
From Left to Right:
Jack Black = Paul McCartney / Paul Rudd = John Lennon
Jason Schwartzman = Ringo Star / George Harrison = Justin Long
Image Source: img123.imageshack.us/img123/5577/beatlesqy0.jpg
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Is this some kind of cruel joke?
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Why the fuck Jack Black???
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Comment #2, see Comment #1.
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Is this some kind of cruel joke?
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Why the fuck Jack Black???
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Comment #2, see Comment #1.
Jessica Alba Fishnets




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I may only last 2 minutes with her, but I would die a happy man after!
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Does anyone else see Black Canary in this picture?
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Damn! Om nom nom nom nom!
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Maybe it’s just me but since she got pregnant I no longer have any use for her. I don’t even find her attractive anymore.
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She looks like Jessica Rabbit here. Problem is, Jessica Rabbit ISN’T REAL.
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nubbin00
Let`s wait and see how she will look after.
Unless you don`t like her because she`s now 100% not virgin.
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I hate this woman, yet I can’t stop downnloading her pictures. What is wrong with me
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Ain’t nuthin’ wrong with you Hep. Nobody can resist teh Alba… She’s a freakin’ hawtie Jedi…
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I may only last 2 minutes with her, but I would die a happy man after!
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Does anyone else see Black Canary in this picture?
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Damn! Om nom nom nom nom!
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Maybe it’s just me but since she got pregnant I no longer have any use for her. I don’t even find her attractive anymore.
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She looks like Jessica Rabbit here. Problem is, Jessica Rabbit ISN’T REAL.
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nubbin00
Let`s wait and see how she will look after.
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I hate this woman, yet I can’t stop downnloading her pictures. What is wrong with me
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Ain’t nuthin’ wrong with you Hep. Nobody can resist teh Alba… She’s a freakin’ hawtie Jedi…
Pimp daddy Chewbacca




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Cause pimping aint easy.. leave it to a wookie
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Awwww yeah… Pimp Daddy Bacca is in da heeeezzzy…
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so cheewbacca is nigger?
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Well he certainly don’t look like no white boah to me… Come on now… And he gats hisself hoes an e’rythang… What do you think? Seriously…?
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Cause pimping aint easy.. leave it to a wookie
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Awwww yeah… Pimp Daddy Bacca is in da heeeezzzy…
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so cheewbacca is nigger?
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Well he certainly don’t look like no white boah to me… Come on now… And he gats hisself hoes an e’rythang… What do you think? Seriously…?
Big ass hamburger




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damn
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Repost?
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I think it’s a double repost actually…do the two cancel each other out? Does Tiki now need to post two NEGA-images of this just so we can sleep easy again?
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Okay, so the thing can’t get eaten anyway, but, seriously, there is NO point to pinning that pile of pickles on the top. Why would you do that?
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Unless I’m mistaken, this is from Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub in PA, They specialize in large hamburgers and have just ‘won’ the Guiness Record for the World’s Largest Hambuger.
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@RSI: If you’re like me, you eat the pickles off the top as an entree of sorts. I hate pickles actually ON my burger, but I always order the pickle so I can pick it off and eat it first!
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@mgear:
Okay, that is acceptable. I guess in this case if the burger’s bigger, add more pickles. It just looks absolutely ridiculous. How do you flip that meat? With a white whore?
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i thought i’d seen this before, but the dude is usually wearing a motorcycle helmet.
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Hey hey hey!
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Repost?
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I think it’s a double repost actually…do the two cancel each other out? Does Tiki now need to post two NEGA-images of this just so we can sleep easy again?
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Okay, so the thing can’t get eaten anyway, but, seriously, there is NO point to pinning that pile of pickles on the top. Why would you do that?
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Unless I’m mistaken, this is from Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub in PA, They specialize in large hamburgers and have just ‘won’ the Guiness Record for the World’s Largest Hambuger.
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@RSI: If you’re like me, you eat the pickles off the top as an entree of sorts. I hate pickles actually ON my burger, but I always order the pickle so I can pick it off and eat it first!
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@mgear:
Okay, that is acceptable. I guess in this case if the burger’s bigger, add more pickles. It just looks absolutely ridiculous. How do you flip that meat? With a white whore?
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i thought i’d seen this before, but the dude is usually wearing a motorcycle helmet.
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Hey hey hey!
White Puli




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The Puli is a white shepherding dog native to Hungary.
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It has a iluminous glow to it.
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Oh shit! The mop is running away!
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Evil floating ghost mop!
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I never saw a white one before. But I still prefer the Kuvasz.
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Fuck yeah my country’s main export.
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its funny because in German, der Puli means “the sweater.”
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Yeah that’s about as funny as german humour gets.
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It has a iluminous glow to it.
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Oh shit! The mop is running away!
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Evil floating ghost mop!
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I never saw a white one before. But I still prefer the Kuvasz.
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Fuck yeah my country’s main export.
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its funny because in German, der Puli means “the sweater.”
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Yeah that’s about as funny as german humour gets.
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Game Controller Rule 34




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Nothing is sacred…
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well, your face!
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Controller rapes. Don’t understand the sacred thing. =/ am i stupid?
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Notice it’s two black controllers on one white controller.
I call racist.
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@ bright green
“Nothing is sacred” basically means that nothing is safe, anything can be made into porn.
@ lazlow
If you call racist on this one, then most porn would qualify as racism then…agree?
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Moar plz!
@bigjames, Sounds like this controller rape holds a special spot in your heart James.
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@ thelotuseater
Not particularly, I’m just a self-righteous, know-it-all asshole who feels a strong need to answer people’s inquiries and misguided statements.
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well, your face!
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Controller rapes. Don’t understand the sacred thing. =/ am i stupid?
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Notice it’s two black controllers on one white controller.
I call racist.
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@ bright green
“Nothing is sacred” basically means that nothing is safe, anything can be made into porn.
@ lazlow
If you call racist on this one, then most porn would qualify as racism then…agree?
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Moar plz!
@bigjames, Sounds like this controller rape holds a special spot in your heart James.
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@ thelotuseater
Not particularly, I’m just a self-righteous, know-it-all asshole who feels a strong need to answer people’s inquiries and misguided statements.
Waiting Walrus




(16 votes, average: 4.94 out of 5)
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he waits…..for bukkit
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IT’S A TRAP!
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Is it can be summer tiem nao plz?
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Somehow this scares me.
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Yeah it looks like he’s jus waiting for some unsuspecting tourist to walk by…
Then RAWR…! WHERE’S MAH BUKKIT!!!???
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@Goldfinger
I completely agree, I would be scared to death if I saw that thing. Your standing on ice, or at least next to it, and this thing could launch out at any second and attack you! Then pull you under with it. That might be a bit over dramatized but I would still rather be safe than sorry, so I’d fucking run.
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he waits…..for bukkit
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IT’S A TRAP!
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Is it can be summer tiem nao plz?
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Somehow this scares me.
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@Goldfinger
I completely agree, I would be scared to death if I saw that thing. Your standing on ice, or at least next to it, and this thing could launch out at any second and attack you! Then pull you under with it. That might be a bit over dramatized but I would still rather be safe than sorry, so I’d fucking run.
Funny Signs




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Just some funny sign pics I’ve found while browsing idly about on the internet.
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Was it Dark Roasted Blend you found these from? Just put the original link to the your post. It’s much nicer if you give credit to the party that helped you post these. It gives them the traffic they deserve.
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I don’t know, I was searching random words in images.google.com (there’s an interesting past time) and saw the one of the door, then clicked it, got taken to a page, and saved a few of the pics. Neglected to bookmark it.
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Don’t be a stupid cunt, unknown. Do you know how many people have massive image folders? Full of god damned images from who the hell knows where? I had a few thousand in mine last time I checked.
www.darkroastedblend.com/2006/11/whats-at-end-of-internet.html
Wow. Original. That took all of the massive creativity of going to pretty much any forum in 2004 and saving macros and links that get posted constantly, then posting them on your blog.
Fuck off, Unknown.
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Was it Dark Roasted Blend you found these from? Just put the original link to the your post. It’s much nicer if you give credit to the party that helped you post these. It gives them the traffic they deserve.
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I don’t know, I was searching random words in images.google.com (there’s an interesting past time) and saw the one of the door, then clicked it, got taken to a page, and saved a few of the pics. Neglected to bookmark it.
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Don’t be a stupid cunt, unknown. Do you know how many people have massive image folders? Full of god damned images from who the hell knows where? I had a few thousand in mine last time I checked.
www.darkroastedblend.com/2006/11/whats-at-end-of-internet.html
Wow. Original. That took all of the massive creativity of going to pretty much any forum in 2004 and saving macros and links that get posted constantly, then posting them on your blog.
Fuck off, Unknown.
Hot Dog Boat




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saw this on vacation in Fl -
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hot dogs, bear bait, and sushi
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This is a winning combination. WIN.
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Do you think they sailed all the way from Brooklyn, NY to Florida?
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@Pants:
You don’t seriously think it says “bear bait,” do you?
Seems pretty clear to me:
Beer
Bait
Gas
Soda
Tackle
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Taken around the area known as “The Great Pocket”
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hot dogs, bear bait, and sushi
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This is a winning combination. WIN.
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Do you think they sailed all the way from Brooklyn, NY to Florida?
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@Pants:
You don’t seriously think it says “bear bait,” do you?Seems pretty clear to me:
Beer
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Taken around the area known as “The Great Pocket”
Weird spider




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Anyone know what this spider is? It looks odd.
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I think it’s just a normal spider carrying a water droplet.
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Or a giant spider carrying an eggplant.
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Its the elusive J-Lo spider known for its large brown ass.
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Knowing what region of what country may help someone identify it.
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not knowing what region it’s from, my best guess is an orb weaver.
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It’s a female black widow. If you see one, run like hell. And whatever you do, don’t marry it.
(Actually, I have no idea what it is, but it does look a bit like a black widow.)
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One of those tasty “honey-dew” spiders right?
Or is that ants…..
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Re: “I think it’s just a normal spider carrying a water droplet.”
fail observational skills are fail
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I know what it is!! Its a soon-to-be-smashed-under-my-boot-spider closely related to the kill-it-with-fire spider of Columbia
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100% NOT a black widow. I live in the desert (Las Vegas) and Black Widows are native here and they invade anything that hasn’t seen light in over 24 hours.
This is a type of orb spider found down south around Georgia and Alabama.
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I was wrong. It’s called a “False Black Widow Spider,” a type of Australian orb spider that is often mistaken for a black widow. We were ALL right
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“We were ALL right
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Except for the idiot who said it was a spider carrying a water droplet. Cuz it is so very hard to see the little hairs all over it.
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@DemolitionsGeek
The black widow is not limited to the desert. I lived in FL for four years, and our house was infested with black and brown widows. brown widows are twice as venomous, and half as aggressive. i guess that cancels out(?_)
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I think it’s just a normal spider carrying a water droplet.
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Or a giant spider carrying an eggplant.
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Its the elusive J-Lo spider known for its large brown ass.
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Knowing what region of what country may help someone identify it.
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not knowing what region it’s from, my best guess is an orb weaver.
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It’s a female black widow. If you see one, run like hell. And whatever you do, don’t marry it.
(Actually, I have no idea what it is, but it does look a bit like a black widow.)
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One of those tasty “honey-dew” spiders right?
Or is that ants…..
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Re: “I think it’s just a normal spider carrying a water droplet.”
fail observational skills are fail
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I know what it is!! Its a soon-to-be-smashed-under-my-boot-spider closely related to the kill-it-with-fire spider of Columbia
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100% NOT a black widow. I live in the desert (Las Vegas) and Black Widows are native here and they invade anything that hasn’t seen light in over 24 hours.
This is a type of orb spider found down south around Georgia and Alabama.
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I was wrong. It’s called a “False Black Widow Spider,” a type of Australian orb spider that is often mistaken for a black widow. We were ALL right
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“We were ALL right
”Except for the idiot who said it was a spider carrying a water droplet. Cuz it is so very hard to see the little hairs all over it.
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@DemolitionsGeek
The black widow is not limited to the desert. I lived in FL for four years, and our house was infested with black and brown widows. brown widows are twice as venomous, and half as aggressive. i guess that cancels out(?_)
Mmmm, bacon….




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…… sacralicious.
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Where the fuck is her legs and feet, mang? :O
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Us bacon eating atheists float.
We don’t need no legs and shit.
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If someone is going is going to the effort to shop something, at least make it funny (or if failing that, at least have a point).
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So what’s the catch?
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No legs O.o
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It’s true. I get bacon all the freakin’ time. And I can float.
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I think she’s one of those crazy “BACONTOLOGISTS”….
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oh so very shopped. b, a and n are just… bad…
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btw, googled text, her leg used to be there… why isn’t it now…? the grass looped.
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@ actrivi : The legs were probably removed because they were an ass fuck shit bad photoshop job.
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Where the fuck is her legs and feet, mang? :O
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Us bacon eating atheists float.
We don’t need no legs and shit.
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If someone is going is going to the effort to shop something, at least make it funny (or if failing that, at least have a point).
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So what’s the catch?
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No legs O.o
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It’s true. I get bacon all the freakin’ time. And I can float.
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I think she’s one of those crazy “BACONTOLOGISTS”….
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oh so very shopped. b, a and n are just… bad…
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btw, googled text, her leg used to be there… why isn’t it now…? the grass looped.
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@ actrivi : The legs were probably removed because they were an ass fuck shit bad photoshop job.
bearded Clinton




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Bill’s pseudobeard !
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GOD DAMN!!! They’re all hideous! Who would vote for such an ugly mofo?
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who let the horse on stage?
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The daughter was bangable in Beavis & Butt-Head Do America.
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After staring for a while, it almost looks like Bill was putting on blackface and just gave up half way through.
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“Imhotep…Imhotep…”
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GOD DAMN!!! They’re all hideous! Who would vote for such an ugly mofo?
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who let the horse on stage?
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The daughter was bangable in Beavis & Butt-Head Do America.
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After staring for a while, it almost looks like Bill was putting on blackface and just gave up half way through.
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“Imhotep…Imhotep…”































February 13, 2012 at 12:51 pm
it’s not every day that you see a guy dancing with two pussies between his legs!