Kissing Surprise




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Know how I know your gay?
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Big Boy School Picture




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ummm
what?
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THE GUY IN THE MIDDLE IS HUGE!
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yeah
and
is that funny? i see fat guys all the time? im just sayin
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he has a tiny head
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Look at the boy versus girl ratio of that class. He had to balance it out with his girth.
Plus, half the girls look like rebels and the other half look like preacher’s daughters.
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I call dibs on the vulnerable one on the bottom right.
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@ TrikYodz
You can say he’s fat all you want. I’ll be willing to bet good money that you wouldn’t call him fat to his face.
Important safety note, if his fist is larger than your face, you probably don’t wanna fuck with him.
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His not fat, his HUGE. Pretty important difference. Escpecially when he grabs your neck.
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1o bucks says he railed all those girls
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I’m proud of myself for noticing the girls before I noticed the HUGE guy.
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either way hes big
im probabally quicker than him. and @ nephilim
i didnt notice the guy untill everyones like “OMG BIG”
i just dont see how this is funny
sure wtf worthy buuut yea
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@Jet
You make a valid point. Having noticed that, he looks a lot like the goombas from the Super Mario Bros movie.
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He’s actually the teacher.
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mommy that gorilla has a goatee.
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hooroids!
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I’m Essentially Like That But 7 Feet Tall
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He’s a goddam roid monkey.
One shot to the throat and his slow, easily angered ass is DONE.
Fucking roid pigs make me laugh.
“Daddy touched me in the bad place, so I’m going to get as BIG AS I POSSIBLY CAN, WHO CARES HOW MUCH IT SHORTENS MY LIFESPAN?”
Assclown.
That goes for any of you MCS viewers that do roids. YOU ARE FUCKING RTARDS AND DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR SHIT SHRINK.
Morons.
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umm was that english?
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@garbledxmission
Good luck punching that guy int he neck since he doesn’t appear to have one.
PS: roids don’t make your shoulders 3 feet wide. Chances are that poor fucker has a mutated pituitary gland.
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THE GUY IN THE MIDDLE IS HUGE!
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yeah
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is that funny? i see fat guys all the time? im just sayin -
he has a tiny head
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Look at the boy versus girl ratio of that class. He had to balance it out with his girth.
Plus, half the girls look like rebels and the other half look like preacher’s daughters.
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I call dibs on the vulnerable one on the bottom right.
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@ TrikYodz
You can say he’s fat all you want. I’ll be willing to bet good money that you wouldn’t call him fat to his face.
Important safety note, if his fist is larger than your face, you probably don’t wanna fuck with him.
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His not fat, his HUGE. Pretty important difference. Escpecially when he grabs your neck.
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1o bucks says he railed all those girls
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I’m proud of myself for noticing the girls before I noticed the HUGE guy.
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either way hes big
im probabally quicker than him. and @ nephilim
i didnt notice the guy untill everyones like “OMG BIG”
i just dont see how this is funny
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@Jet
You make a valid point. Having noticed that, he looks a lot like the goombas from the Super Mario Bros movie.
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He’s actually the teacher.
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mommy that gorilla has a goatee.
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hooroids!
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I’m Essentially Like That But 7 Feet Tall
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He’s a goddam roid monkey.
One shot to the throat and his slow, easily angered ass is DONE.
Fucking roid pigs make me laugh.“Daddy touched me in the bad place, so I’m going to get as BIG AS I POSSIBLY CAN, WHO CARES HOW MUCH IT SHORTENS MY LIFESPAN?”
Assclown.
That goes for any of you MCS viewers that do roids. YOU ARE FUCKING RTARDS AND DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR SHIT SHRINK.Morons.
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umm was that english?
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@garbledxmission
Good luck punching that guy int he neck since he doesn’t appear to have one.
PS: roids don’t make your shoulders 3 feet wide. Chances are that poor fucker has a mutated pituitary gland.
NASCAR Treadmill




(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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Will it take off?
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Will it turn left?
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Will everything break if the treadmill stops but the car doesn’t?
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* Will it turn right rage-o.
Or is it left?
I think its right.
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Yes, it will turn left. That’s the direction they always turn.
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“When do I get to sit in the driver’s seat making vroom-vroom noises?” asked the IT guy in the corner.
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It saddens me that people think that NASCAR takes little skill when in fact it takes just as much skill as any other series. Well except drag racing. Seriously, they don’t turn left or right and are only out there for 10 seconds. I wouldn’t pay a cent to see a race that only lasts 10 seconds…k maybe a cent isn’t to much but still 10 SECONDS WTF!!!
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You’re doing it wrong!!!!
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@Ironzombie
It’s only 10 seconds because they go SO FUCKING FAST OMG
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Would you believe that’s a stainless steel belt the car is running on?
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Nope. Im to ignorant to comprehend that steel can bend that way. There for im gonna declare that god did it! Or that its magic.
Pick your favorite.
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Can’t. You didn’t offer the “Xenu made it so” option…
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@ pedantic
Are you sure its because they go so fast or because they are only going 1/4 of a mile?
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13 Responses to NASCAR Treadmill
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Will it take off?
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Will it turn left?
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Will everything break if the treadmill stops but the car doesn’t?
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* Will it turn right rage-o.
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Yes, it will turn left. That’s the direction they always turn.
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“When do I get to sit in the driver’s seat making vroom-vroom noises?” asked the IT guy in the corner.
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It saddens me that people think that NASCAR takes little skill when in fact it takes just as much skill as any other series. Well except drag racing. Seriously, they don’t turn left or right and are only out there for 10 seconds. I wouldn’t pay a cent to see a race that only lasts 10 seconds…k maybe a cent isn’t to much but still 10 SECONDS WTF!!!
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You’re doing it wrong!!!!
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@Ironzombie
It’s only 10 seconds because they go SO FUCKING FAST OMG
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Would you believe that’s a stainless steel belt the car is running on?
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Nope. Im to ignorant to comprehend that steel can bend that way. There for im gonna declare that god did it! Or that its magic.
Pick your favorite.
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Can’t. You didn’t offer the “Xenu made it so” option…
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@ pedantic
Are you sure its because they go so fast or because they are only going 1/4 of a mile?
Jennifer Tilly




(17 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)
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Pure <3
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I Love this woman, and would do anything and everything to her.
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This is the reason I kind of want to watch that chucky movie.
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and she can kick your ass at Texas Hold Em
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naaaaaaaah
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Much like the Chucky films, I’ll take a pass on this one.
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I hope my wife looks that good when she’s 50.
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she seems like one of those hot bar hookers you just gotta do at least once
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Jennifer Titty
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Pure <3
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I Love this woman, and would do anything and everything to her.
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This is the reason I kind of want to watch that chucky movie.
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and she can kick your ass at Texas Hold Em
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naaaaaaaah
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Much like the Chucky films, I’ll take a pass on this one.
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I hope my wife looks that good when she’s 50.
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she seems like one of those hot bar hookers you just gotta do at least once
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Jennifer Titty
Awesome Steering Wheel and Gear Shifter




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It’s awesome. But wouldn’t the pegs smack your knees, and you’d need fairly large hands to be able to shift easily with that friggin’ bottle in the way.
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agreed
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Wouldn’t it be better if it was a Captain Morgan bottle? Ya know, with the ship’s steering wheel thing? I mean…I could be wrong, but that looks to me like a bottle of Absolut.
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Personally, I think it’s the handcuffs keychain that sells it.
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ABSOLUTE gear shifting..
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It’s awesome. But wouldn’t the pegs smack your knees, and you’d need fairly large hands to be able to shift easily with that friggin’ bottle in the way.
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agreed
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Wouldn’t it be better if it was a Captain Morgan bottle? Ya know, with the ship’s steering wheel thing? I mean…I could be wrong, but that looks to me like a bottle of Absolut.
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Personally, I think it’s the handcuffs keychain that sells it.
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ABSOLUTE gear shifting..
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Underwater roller coaster




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most super fun time ever?
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whoa that looks fun o_O
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where must this be? google le failed
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If that’s in Dubai I’m just going to have so fly overhead in a cargo plane and take a big ol’ shit right on the country. Awesome roller coasters like that shouldn’t be in places like Dubai.
btw, have I mentioned I don’t like Dubai?
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This might help someone figure out where it is.
Nevermind, this page says its Japan
Google works just fine. Learn how to internets.
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Here’s a good pic of the tunnel opening
The page was the first return for underwater roller coaster on GIS, btw. If the web page search fails, always GIS.
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Now if the other end of the tunnel was yellow, we’d be in business.
And also if they could move them around, or shoot them with some sort of portal-firing-device. No, that’s lunacy.
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I hear you get free cake once you finish the coaster.
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This rollercoaster can be found in Yokohama’s Fair in Japan. I live about an hour and some change from there. And knowing the Japanese, they’ll more than likely give you free cake. They love to eat out here.
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I like how the fountain makes it look like it’s splashing into the water. Very cool. The new rollercoasters are so nice.
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whoa that looks fun o_O
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where must this be? google le failed
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If that’s in Dubai I’m just going to have so fly overhead in a cargo plane and take a big ol’ shit right on the country. Awesome roller coasters like that shouldn’t be in places like Dubai.
btw, have I mentioned I don’t like Dubai?
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This might help someone figure out where it is.
Nevermind, this page says its Japan
Google works just fine. Learn how to internets.
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Here’s a good pic of the tunnel opening
The page was the first return for underwater roller coaster on GIS, btw. If the web page search fails, always GIS.
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Now if the other end of the tunnel was yellow, we’d be in business.
And also if they could move them around, or shoot them with some sort of portal-firing-device. No, that’s lunacy.
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I hear you get free cake once you finish the coaster.
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This rollercoaster can be found in Yokohama’s Fair in Japan. I live about an hour and some change from there. And knowing the Japanese, they’ll more than likely give you free cake. They love to eat out here.
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I like how the fountain makes it look like it’s splashing into the water. Very cool. The new rollercoasters are so nice.
Pimp Strech Limo




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stretch?
nah
limo?
ok
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Pimp?
Nah.
Redneck?
Okay.
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Redneck in a good way!
Pick up your sisterwife and take her out on date night to the tractor pulls.
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stretch?
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limo?
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Redneck?
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Redneck in a good way!
Pick up your sisterwife and take her out on date night to the tractor pulls.
Guardian Angel




(6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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My mom got scared, so I put it behind a cut :
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Dude, U Live With Ur Mom? How Old Are You?
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As old as the vibrator that you left pressing the Shift key with.
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Dude That Is Just How I Type, Its Better Readability For The Old, You Douche.
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Or you’re just a moron. Learn to type.
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Here, this should help you learn how to type mex… it’s Mavis Beacon at her best! www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
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Since when do ‘The Old” visit MCS?
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Since I Forced An Old Folks Homes Computer Room To Redirect To MCS.
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I didn’t realize that old people’s vision would improve by seeing an inconsistency in Upper/Lower Case usage.
I find it funny that your nickname contains no upper case letters.
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“Since I Forced An Old Folks Homes Computer Room To Redirect To MCS.”
You Rickrolled them onto here? With all the New-Age gizmos and Do-thats? They know about and are able to use the internets? Doubt so. But I’d love to see the face of an old Granny finally realising what Rule 34 is.
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“But I’d love to see the face of an old Granny finally realising what Rule 34 is.”
Yeah That I’ll Be Sometin Alright, LOLZ
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@MEX_HUSTLER
dUDE, u lIVE iN aN oLD pEOPLE hOME hOW oLD aRE yOU?
and really if its easier to read for old people 1) why are you tyeing it here and 2) why would you use L337 speak to type like a 14 year old txt message
thanks
your bff
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Dude, U Live With Ur Mom? How Old Are You?
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As old as the vibrator that you left pressing the Shift key with.
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Dude That Is Just How I Type, Its Better Readability For The Old, You Douche.
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Or you’re just a moron. Learn to type.
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Here, this should help you learn how to type mex… it’s Mavis Beacon at her best! www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
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Since when do ‘The Old” visit MCS?
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Since I Forced An Old Folks Homes Computer Room To Redirect To MCS.
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I didn’t realize that old people’s vision would improve by seeing an inconsistency in Upper/Lower Case usage.
I find it funny that your nickname contains no upper case letters.
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“Since I Forced An Old Folks Homes Computer Room To Redirect To MCS.”
You Rickrolled them onto here? With all the New-Age gizmos and Do-thats? They know about and are able to use the internets? Doubt so. But I’d love to see the face of an old Granny finally realising what Rule 34 is. -
“But I’d love to see the face of an old Granny finally realising what Rule 34 is.”
Yeah That I’ll Be Sometin Alright, LOLZ
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@MEX_HUSTLER
dUDE, u lIVE iN aN oLD pEOPLE hOME hOW oLD aRE yOU?
and really if its easier to read for old people 1) why are you tyeing it here and 2) why would you use L337 speak to type like a 14 year old txt message
thanks
your bff
Bitter wedding invitation




(15 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)
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The Doctor is getting married? Are they having the ceremony in the TARDIS?
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A cheap, two-bit tramp? Sounds like the rumours of Rose coming back are true
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Even more important, The Doctor’s mother is still alive?
This must be non-canon…
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If you read between the lines here, you can see the groom’s mother dislike of the bride.
But you have to really read between the lines, and I could be totally wrong.
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Hey now…
Rose Tyler is a chav, but she is the cutest chav in all of… chav-dom. (Seriously, chav chicks make me embarrassed that we share the same Phylum)
Any-who, she is definitely better than Catherine Tate… that woman is truly beastly…
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The Doctor is getting married? Are they having the ceremony in the TARDIS?
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A cheap, two-bit tramp? Sounds like the rumours of Rose coming back are true
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Even more important, The Doctor’s mother is still alive?
This must be non-canon…
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If you read between the lines here, you can see the groom’s mother dislike of the bride.
But you have to really read between the lines, and I could be totally wrong.
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Hey now…
Rose Tyler is a chav, but she is the cutest chav in all of… chav-dom. (Seriously, chav chicks make me embarrassed that we share the same Phylum)
Any-who, she is definitely better than Catherine Tate… that woman is truly beastly…
Darwin Vs Jesus Vs FSM




(17 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5)
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Om nom nom nom. I am eatting your religion…. nom.
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ur god haz flavor
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Someone’s getting surprise buttsecks.
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I think the Darwin fish should be eating the Jesus fish.
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@rattybad
it’s eating it from the inside.
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Om nom nom nom. I am eatting your religion…. nom.
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ur god haz flavor
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Someone’s getting surprise buttsecks.
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I think the Darwin fish should be eating the Jesus fish.
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@rattybad
it’s eating it from the inside.
Wendy’s – Now Hiring




(13 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5)
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Funny but cruel.
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Hey, the show must go on.
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Nobody makes the Baconator quite like you did, Dave. Rest in grease. I mean peace.
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@ pedantic:
The Baconator came out last year. Dave Thomas died in…I think 2002.
If you meant that their ads went from cute to over-the-top annoying after the passing of Dave, I’d COMPLETELY understand though.
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Funny but cruel.
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Hey, the show must go on.
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Nobody makes the Baconator quite like you did, Dave. Rest in grease. I mean peace.
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@ pedantic:
The Baconator came out last year. Dave Thomas died in…I think 2002.
If you meant that their ads went from cute to over-the-top annoying after the passing of Dave, I’d COMPLETELY understand though.
Will This Helicoptor Take Off?




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FUCK YEAH, SEAKING
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I believe that is the British Merlin.
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i dunno, is the back rotor thingy working, and how good are the bearings on the turntable? hehe turntablism
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after enhancing my learnings with the wonder of the interwebs, i have determined that the aircraft in the featured picture is more likely a British Merlin and less likely a Fuck Yeah Seaking.
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I genuinely LOL’d
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No, it’s a SeaKing, which means it will probably kill its’ crew almost as fast as an Ospray.
Piece of shit.
Lolag to the Nth degree
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No, it’s NOT a SeaKing, which by the way is a great fckin chopper considering it’s service length.
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Nerd humor! lol!
Easy answer: Probably not.
Hard answer: Maybe not if it’s center of mass is dead center with the center of the turntable. Otherwise centrifugal force will fling it off the turntable in a near random direction.
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FUCK YEAH, SEAKING
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I believe that is the British Merlin.
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i dunno, is the back rotor thingy working, and how good are the bearings on the turntable? hehe turntablism
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after enhancing my learnings with the wonder of the interwebs, i have determined that the aircraft in the featured picture is more likely a British Merlin and less likely a Fuck Yeah Seaking.
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I genuinely LOL’d
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No, it’s a SeaKing, which means it will probably kill its’ crew almost as fast as an Ospray.
Piece of shit.
Lolag to the Nth degree
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No, it’s NOT a SeaKing, which by the way is a great fckin chopper considering it’s service length.
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Nerd humor! lol!
Easy answer: Probably not.
Hard answer: Maybe not if it’s center of mass is dead center with the center of the turntable. Otherwise centrifugal force will fling it off the turntable in a near random direction.
Cyclops Glasses




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There’s no size reference, but to me, looks too small to fit around one’s head.
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^^You’re right. Especially around a cyclops’ head. Typically they are twice the size of human heads. But everyone knows that.
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these belong to Mike Wazowski
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@Natedog
I lol’d, then I decided I’d rather wear a monocle were I a cyclops.
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There’s no size reference, but to me, looks too small to fit around one’s head.
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^^You’re right. Especially around a cyclops’ head. Typically they are twice the size of human heads. But everyone knows that.
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these belong to Mike Wazowski
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@Natedog
I lol’d, then I decided I’d rather wear a monocle were I a cyclops.
More Shell Factory




(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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Thanks to last post and some research, 37mm armour piercing rounds assembled by Aluminum Industries Inc in Cincinnati, Ohio, February of 1942
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Caption is wrong, that is a dildo factory.
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@ jasonp
boooooooo!
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cowards. that’s women’s work when there’s a war on!
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Caption is wrong, that is a dildo factory.
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cowards. that’s women’s work when there’s a war on!
Blimp entering Hangar




(7 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)
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You fucking perve.
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lol. sex.
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Rule 34
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The right side of that pic looks amazingly like my ex-wife.
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Actually, that’s a zeppelin, not a blimp.
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inuendo…………..
anyone? anyone?
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I vould like to park my zeppelin in your hangar, if you catch my drift.
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Lakehurst Naval Base methinks.
The hanger gives it away, I pass it everyday.
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yeah, that’s lakehurst. the blimp is the USS Akron.
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You fucking perve.
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lol. sex.
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Rule 34
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The right side of that pic looks amazingly like my ex-wife.
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Actually, that’s a zeppelin, not a blimp.
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inuendo…………..
anyone? anyone? -
I vould like to park my zeppelin in your hangar, if you catch my drift.
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yeah, that’s lakehurst. the blimp is the USS Akron.
Entourage




(10 votes, average: 2.40 out of 5)
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I can’t wait for the next season.
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Pssshh. Story of my life. Minus the money, women, and the fame.
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The show about DOUCHEBAG COCKSUCKING EGO MANIACS for DOUCHEBAG COCKSUCKING EGO MANIACS.
This show is so pathetic it makes kittens cry and Jesus constipated.
People who like it deserve, no NEED to be required by LAW to be sterilized.
Hive Mind, you are a pathetic wannabe.
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Its a fucking comedy douchenozzle. its not like i think its the bible or something. Jeez why don’t you throw your kitten out the window when it meows at you wrong while your at it…
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I bet he loved it before it got popular.
The 90′s aren’t dead after all! They’re just hiding. Brooding. Waiting for things to become popular so they can denounce them and then talk about how they liked them/it before the fame and all the “poseurs”.
This show is funny. Just because other people enjoy it doesn’t mean you’re not allowed to as well.
Kiss me, lord.
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The show is pretty lame. Watched the first two season with my friends. Had something going for it, but the douchyness kinda lost it for me.
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Pssshh. Story of my life. Minus the money, women, and the fame.
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The show about DOUCHEBAG COCKSUCKING EGO MANIACS for DOUCHEBAG COCKSUCKING EGO MANIACS.
This show is so pathetic it makes kittens cry and Jesus constipated.
People who like it deserve, no NEED to be required by LAW to be sterilized.
Hive Mind, you are a pathetic wannabe.
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Its a fucking comedy douchenozzle. its not like i think its the bible or something. Jeez why don’t you throw your kitten out the window when it meows at you wrong while your at it…
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I bet he loved it before it got popular.
The 90′s aren’t dead after all! They’re just hiding. Brooding. Waiting for things to become popular so they can denounce them and then talk about how they liked them/it before the fame and all the “poseurs”.
This show is funny. Just because other people enjoy it doesn’t mean you’re not allowed to as well.
Kiss me, lord.
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The show is pretty lame. Watched the first two season with my friends. Had something going for it, but the douchyness kinda lost it for me.
Rachel Bilson




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From the very excellent www.go4celebrity.com/.
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She can sit on my trunk any day.
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There’s that head-rubbing pose again. Egad.
And, she looks pissed off at wearing an unwashed catch-tube-sock with some holes cut in it over her much more sexy underwear.
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She is not gonna age well, I predict.
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Can’t help but agree, flint. Also, she’s too fucking skinny for my tastes.
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butter face
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You guys have GOT to be kidding me. Yeah, she’s a little thin, but damn, LOOK AT THAT!
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7 Responses to Rachel Bilson
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She can sit on my trunk any day.
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There’s that head-rubbing pose again. Egad.
And, she looks pissed off at wearing an unwashed catch-tube-sock with some holes cut in it over her much more sexy underwear.
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She is not gonna age well, I predict.
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Can’t help but agree, flint. Also, she’s too fucking skinny for my tastes.
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butter face
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You guys have GOT to be kidding me. Yeah, she’s a little thin, but damn, LOOK AT THAT!
National Geographic?




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Huh…
read more here: www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,344229,00.html
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Leave a comment ?5 Responses to National Geographic?
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Ok, as vapid, annoying, and plastic as she is, Paris is still a human being who doesn’t hide behind an animal costume.
I don’t care who’s in the animal costume, I’d still choose Paris over a costumed freak. Furries need to DIAF.
/plus she’s what, a billionaire?
//that’s got to be worth some side booty
///Not Nicole Richie, blech
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If Paris Hilton showed up at my door right now and wanted to fuck, I’d tell her to fuck right off, and slam the door in her face.
Yes, I actually would.
If she walked up and said here’s a check for $_______, I’d take it, then walk past her to my car to go deposit it at the bank. That’s the only way she wouldn’t get the door slammed in her face, but I still wouldn’t want anything to do with her after I got the check. She would not get invited inside, and I would not remain outside.
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For someone who’s shown every nook and cranny of her body off, she’s sure intruiging, in a “look past her right shoulder to see if she’s the portal to another dimension” kind of way.
She reminds me a bit of Bowie in his Ziggy Stardust days. But way less cool.
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@Shanghai_Factor
I call bullshit. Unless you’ve got teh queerz, you would have sex with her if she knocked on your door and asked for it.
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My wildest animal fantasies involving a elephant, a gorilla, and Paris Hilton?
Elephant tap dancing on Paris Hilton in a tutu while the gorilla plays ‘Oh Susannah’ on a ukulele?
That’s pretty wild…
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5 Responses to National Geographic?
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Ok, as vapid, annoying, and plastic as she is, Paris is still a human being who doesn’t hide behind an animal costume.
I don’t care who’s in the animal costume, I’d still choose Paris over a costumed freak. Furries need to DIAF.
/plus she’s what, a billionaire?
//that’s got to be worth some side booty
///Not Nicole Richie, blech -
DO
NOT
WANT
If Paris Hilton showed up at my door right now and wanted to fuck, I’d tell her to fuck right off, and slam the door in her face.
Yes, I actually would.
If she walked up and said here’s a check for $_______, I’d take it, then walk past her to my car to go deposit it at the bank. That’s the only way she wouldn’t get the door slammed in her face, but I still wouldn’t want anything to do with her after I got the check. She would not get invited inside, and I would not remain outside.
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For someone who’s shown every nook and cranny of her body off, she’s sure intruiging, in a “look past her right shoulder to see if she’s the portal to another dimension” kind of way.
She reminds me a bit of Bowie in his Ziggy Stardust days. But way less cool.
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@Shanghai_Factor
I call bullshit. Unless you’ve got teh queerz, you would have sex with her if she knocked on your door and asked for it.
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My wildest animal fantasies involving a elephant, a gorilla, and Paris Hilton?
Elephant tap dancing on Paris Hilton in a tutu while the gorilla plays ‘Oh Susannah’ on a ukulele?
That’s pretty wild…
Ted Nugent Ultimate Guitar




(13 votes, average: 3.31 out of 5)
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The ultimate guitar for the ultimate guitar God. I love Ted Nugent. I have this album on vinyl but I don’t have a record player. This equals epic fail I know. I googled this image in response to the guitar rifle.
Ted Nugent for President!
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Best-named overthetop guy ever. NUGENT.
I prefer his badger loincloth, but the white rock tightpants aren’t bad at all.
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Nugent reminds me of chocolate bars:
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wtf. Candy is never tasteless. Well … not anything malty chocolatey. Nougat, yeah. Nugent.
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Best-named overthetop guy ever. NUGENT.
I prefer his badger loincloth, but the white rock tightpants aren’t bad at all.
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Nugent reminds me of chocolate bars:
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wtf. Candy is never tasteless. Well … not anything malty chocolatey. Nougat, yeah. Nugent.
Yummy…




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from: www.themishmash.com/2008/03/1-stick-subtle.html
This is what I wash my hair with every morning…It makes it a little sticky, but I like the texture.
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WHUT?
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In the words of Cleveland, that’s naaaaasty.
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I don’t get it…
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Most health/beauty products contain extracts from animal tissues/placentas etc etc… Much cheaper to extract “fortifying” and “replenishing” amino acids and collagens etc from animal tissues than to make them synthetically. Because you’re worth it!
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4 Responses to Yummy…
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WHUT?
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In the words of Cleveland, that’s naaaaasty.
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I don’t get it…
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Most health/beauty products contain extracts from animal tissues/placentas etc etc… Much cheaper to extract “fortifying” and “replenishing” amino acids and collagens etc from animal tissues than to make them synthetically. Because you’re worth it!




April 5, 2008 at 3:13 pm
theres a penis in your butt?
April 6, 2008 at 12:47 am
Know how I know you’re gay?
Because you read the Kane rape stories in /tg/ and get a stiffy.
April 6, 2008 at 1:07 am
wow! apparently gay sex is also invisible! who’d a thunk it?!?