I’m the man of the house!
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Fantasy Football – D&D For guys that beat up D&D kids
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There is much truth in this picture.
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There is much truth in this picture.
I’m selling my wife’s box, my cock won’t fit!
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Wow that’s funny as fuckin hell…
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“She tried giving it to the mailman, but he said he rather have my cock.”
LOL!
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Wow that’s funny as fuckin hell…
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“She tried giving it to the mailman, but he said he rather have my cock.”
LOL!
Blood Pen
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Tiki writes his memoirs?
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Dear Lucifer,
Sup? I’m ok, xcept my life sucks bz my dad doesnt understand me and my pain and I guess you can relate to that, since your dads like your #1 enemy and archnemsis, anyway like Isaid life sucks and school sucks and Joe Malone keeps pickin on me, like Gabe prolly did with you all the time you know the feeling I guess, so I really had somtin to ask but Imfeeling kinda drowsy now dunno why think Ill take a nap laters kthxbi
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you wouldn’t want to use that large of tube…
besides, in Tiki’s case, he wouldn’t have much blood in his alcohol streams.
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“Don’t forget to buy dental floss and green beans.”
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dear diary,
i feel a little dizzy..
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Tiki writes his memoirs?
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Dear Lucifer,
Sup? I’m ok, xcept my life sucks bz my dad doesnt understand me and my pain and I guess you can relate to that, since your dads like your #1 enemy and archnemsis, anyway like Isaid life sucks and school sucks and Joe Malone keeps pickin on me, like Gabe prolly did with you all the time you know the feeling I guess, so I really had somtin to ask but Imfeeling kinda drowsy now dunno why think Ill take a nap laters kthxbi
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you wouldn’t want to use that large of tube…
besides, in Tiki’s case, he wouldn’t have much blood in his alcohol streams.
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“Don’t forget to buy dental floss and green beans.”
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dear diary,
i feel a little dizzy..
Relaxman Relaxation Capsule Review
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Didn’t Kirk bury Spocks body in one of these?
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No, I think this was from Deep Space 9.
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I love the name! Just relax, man.
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With that and some mushrooms, you to can undergo psychological and physical transformations, just like William Hurt.
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The best part is the review… hilarious!
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Customers who viewed this product also viewed “UFO Detector,” “Dr. John’s Famous Pee Pee,” “whole fresh rabbit” and “Uranium Ore.”
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Didn’t Kirk bury Spocks body in one of these?
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No, I think this was from Deep Space 9.
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I love the name! Just relax, man.
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With that and some mushrooms, you to can undergo psychological and physical transformations, just like William Hurt.
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The best part is the review… hilarious!
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Customers who viewed this product also viewed “UFO Detector,” “Dr. John’s Famous Pee Pee,” “whole fresh rabbit” and “Uranium Ore.”
Pause for a moment for a sponsor!
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Illuminati Dollar Breakdown
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wow and all this time I have been confusing the difference between eagles and pheonixs. thanks for the clarification
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E pluribus unum means “From many, one” not the other way…
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Wow, they spent all this time designing the dollar with all these subtly, hidden meanings and I just use it to buy some gummi worms, specifically Trolli’s Sour Gummi Worms.
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so many things in one simple piece of paper but did you notice… wait since when we can have avatars in the blog?????
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Yeah, that is for sure an eagle. Illuminati need a lesson in birds.
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none of the latin translations are even close. I bet this was put together by a freemason to throw us all off
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Since the dollar is basically now worthless, does that mean the Illuminati is too?
Guess they should’ve put their hidden messages on the thousand dollar bill.
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I love how whoever translated does not know latin…
Such as “Annuit,” which does not mean anoucning, means something like “with approval”
And “Seclorum” is not a cognate for secular. It means Worldly or Temporal, making the phrase “New World Order” or a “New Order of the Ages.”
Thank you 12 years of Catholic school for useless skills.
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So…the Illuminate control spelling too? “Colonnies”?
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What does the “1″ mean?
Is that secret code for “redeemable for 62 Euro cents”??
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teh creepiest part of the dollar bill is the Federal Reserve seal on the other side
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I heard the 13 stars arranged in the star of David represented the 13 tribes of Israel…
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see proof that the dollar is evil!!!!! to save our soul you must get rid of all the dollars ou have!!!!!! since in such a nice guy im willing to take the burden of all your evil dollars 
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“spleen on April 23rd, 2008 5:34 pm
none of the latin translations are even close. I bet this was put together by a freemason to throw us all off”
I can assure you, a Freemason had no hand in this.
First, we know what eagles look like. Secondly, not a single one of those symbols is Masonic in nature.
Lastly, the Great Architect is NOT Lucifer. That’s just a lie, plain and simple.
I could bring up the obvious errors in the Latin, but others have covered that.
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Riiiiight..
The All seeing eye is French….the Canadian French variety.
I’d say get real but, the irony would kill me….
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The 13 stars remind us how unlucky we are. MDCCLXXVI is my elf name. The illuminated eye means that you need fire to kill a Cyclops.
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i thouth that MDCCLXXVI stands for midiclorians. or the brother of mxplxys that wierd enemy of superman.
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wow and all this time I have been confusing the difference between eagles and pheonixs. thanks for the clarification
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E pluribus unum means “From many, one” not the other way…
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Wow, they spent all this time designing the dollar with all these subtly, hidden meanings and I just use it to buy some gummi worms, specifically Trolli’s Sour Gummi Worms.
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so many things in one simple piece of paper but did you notice… wait since when we can have avatars in the blog?????
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Yeah, that is for sure an eagle. Illuminati need a lesson in birds.
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none of the latin translations are even close. I bet this was put together by a freemason to throw us all off
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Since the dollar is basically now worthless, does that mean the Illuminati is too?
Guess they should’ve put their hidden messages on the thousand dollar bill.
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I love how whoever translated does not know latin…
Such as “Annuit,” which does not mean anoucning, means something like “with approval”
And “Seclorum” is not a cognate for secular. It means Worldly or Temporal, making the phrase “New World Order” or a “New Order of the Ages.”
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So…the Illuminate control spelling too? “Colonnies”?
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What does the “1″ mean?
Is that secret code for “redeemable for 62 Euro cents”??
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teh creepiest part of the dollar bill is the Federal Reserve seal on the other side
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I heard the 13 stars arranged in the star of David represented the 13 tribes of Israel…
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see proof that the dollar is evil!!!!! to save our soul you must get rid of all the dollars ou have!!!!!! since in such a nice guy im willing to take the burden of all your evil dollars
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“spleen on April 23rd, 2008 5:34 pm
none of the latin translations are even close. I bet this was put together by a freemason to throw us all off”
I can assure you, a Freemason had no hand in this.
First, we know what eagles look like. Secondly, not a single one of those symbols is Masonic in nature.
Lastly, the Great Architect is NOT Lucifer. That’s just a lie, plain and simple.
I could bring up the obvious errors in the Latin, but others have covered that. -
Riiiiight..
The All seeing eye is French….the Canadian French variety.
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The 13 stars remind us how unlucky we are. MDCCLXXVI is my elf name. The illuminated eye means that you need fire to kill a Cyclops.
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i thouth that MDCCLXXVI stands for midiclorians. or the brother of mxplxys that wierd enemy of superman.
Duct Tape Movers
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It doesn’t get much classier than that…
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One day they will start using duct tape in surgery.
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Just tell me what highway they’re on, so I can stay far, far away.
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Duct tape luggage rack–a worthy accessory for a Geo Storm.
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macgyver would be proud!
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She can be like Beau and Luke Duke.
Climb thru the window since it’s taped shut.
And it’s always a good idea to tape around the seat belt!
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this is obviously shopped.
women can’t drive…
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It doesn’t get much classier than that…
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One day they will start using duct tape in surgery.
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Just tell me what highway they’re on, so I can stay far, far away.
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Duct tape luggage rack–a worthy accessory for a Geo Storm.
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macgyver would be proud!
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She can be like Beau and Luke Duke.
Climb thru the window since it’s taped shut.
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this is obviously shopped.
women can’t drive…
Deadpool Statue
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Let me be the first to say DO WANT!
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Why? Because of how every feature is EXAGGERATED like his muscles and his package?
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“Red ninja Spider-man?”
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Why is spider-man holding guns?
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@TaiyedMan
No, just because Deadpool is one of my favourite comic book characters ever.
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Its not exaggerated either. Thats all humanly possible. And feasible without steroids to : D
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second best hero ever, spidey is still the best
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@tardex
Only if your black and red spandex is actually glued to your body…
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Let me be the first to say DO WANT!
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Why? Because of how every feature is EXAGGERATED like his muscles and his package?
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“Red ninja Spider-man?”
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Why is spider-man holding guns?
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Its not exaggerated either. Thats all humanly possible. And feasible without steroids to : D
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second best hero ever, spidey is still the best
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@tardex
Only if your black and red spandex is actually glued to your body…
Fuck you Japan
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Might want to remove the Racist tag and replace it with a Nation Hate Tag or w/e….Asian vs Asians….
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racism is still racism dumbfuck. Its not limited to westernized caucasian americans
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I misinterpreted, I’m sorry. You were meaning that they’re the same race and such, and its not “race”ism. I operated on the false pretense of racism being anything offensive to another group of people. racism =/= prejudice. Apologies for the blind rage were needed.
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What the.. someone actually apologized on an Internet forum? And meant it?
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I think I’ve gone blind. I cant see anyn moerw oh god typtinf is hard LOOK WHATS TOU’VE DONER
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Ha, you have to look at your keyboard when you type.
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I…I…I’m not sure what just happened…so…confused and…cold..so very lonely…
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@ Slakinator
But seriously, though…props, man.
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@ Slakinator
You’re a far better man than me brother. When I’ve done the same thing I just say, “Fuck it, they don’t know me”, and move on. May the forum Gods smile upon you today….Cheers.
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get a room, you fags.
this is teh internets and no one makes kissies during teh fights
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On another note, our school got itself banned from the “on court” bleachers for a few games. This came as a result from our BB team losing; and towards the last few minutes of the game the other school started chanting, “na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbyeâ€Â. Our quick response and reason for the ban was, “na na na na, hey hey hey, Fuck Youâ€Â.
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@natedog
Hey guy, let’s rub our wieners together…
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i make kissies during fights
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Oh wow this is gettin hot.
HAY U. A/S/L ;D
i’m 13/f/ny lololol
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ZOMG….
I Wins at Internets ?! =-)
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Why is it in English, then?
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Might want to remove the Racist tag and replace it with a Nation Hate Tag or w/e….Asian vs Asians….
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racism is still racism dumbfuck. Its not limited to westernized caucasian americans
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I misinterpreted, I’m sorry. You were meaning that they’re the same race and such, and its not “race”ism. I operated on the false pretense of racism being anything offensive to another group of people. racism =/= prejudice. Apologies for the blind rage were needed.
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What the.. someone actually apologized on an Internet forum? And meant it?
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I think I’ve gone blind. I cant see anyn moerw oh god typtinf is hard LOOK WHATS TOU’VE DONER
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Ha, you have to look at your keyboard when you type.
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I…I…I’m not sure what just happened…so…confused and…cold..so very lonely…
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@ Slakinator
But seriously, though…props, man.
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@ Slakinator
You’re a far better man than me brother. When I’ve done the same thing I just say, “Fuck it, they don’t know me”, and move on. May the forum Gods smile upon you today….Cheers. -
get a room, you fags.
this is teh internets and no one makes kissies during teh fights
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On another note, our school got itself banned from the “on court” bleachers for a few games. This came as a result from our BB team losing; and towards the last few minutes of the game the other school started chanting, “na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbyeâ€Â. Our quick response and reason for the ban was, “na na na na, hey hey hey, Fuck Youâ€Â.
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@natedog
Hey guy, let’s rub our wieners together…
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i make kissies during fights
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Oh wow this is gettin hot.
HAY U. A/S/L ;D
i’m 13/f/ny lololol
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ZOMG….
I Wins at Internets ?! =-) -
Why is it in English, then?
Threat Alert Jesus
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*Black Jesus and Raptor Jesus also available.
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jesus fags are the only ones obsessed with threat alerts.
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Thank god for rush delivery
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wuts a jesus fag?
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*Black Jesus and Raptor Jesus also available.
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jesus fags are the only ones obsessed with threat alerts.
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Thank god for rush delivery
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wuts a jesus fag?
Down at the rapture with George
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Bush will be the first one into heaven for all the great works he has done on earth.
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Troll, troll, troll along
Gently down the feed
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
A life is what you need!
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This is actually quite accurate…observe how nice American cities are going to look at the end of his term.
Where did he find all those people from the 50s, anyway? Do modern fundies even dress like that?
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If Bush is going to heaven, I think I’ll take my chances in the burning city.
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I am Andrey Ryan and I’m here to ask a question.
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What is your question, Andrey?
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Bush will be the first one into heaven for all the great works he has done on earth.
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Troll, troll, troll along
Gently down the feed
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
A life is what you need! -
This is actually quite accurate…observe how nice American cities are going to look at the end of his term.
Where did he find all those people from the 50s, anyway? Do modern fundies even dress like that?
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If Bush is going to heaven, I think I’ll take my chances in the burning city.
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I am Andrey Ryan and I’m here to ask a question.
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What is your question, Andrey?
MCS and Gravatars
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Fish Bird Tank
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Thats just mean.
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That’s Freaking Awesome! I WANT!
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This hurt my eyes for a few seconds until I figured out what was going on. That had to be a bitch to set up.
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I don’t see how really.
Get fish tank.
Fill fish tank with water.
Get large rock.
Place large rock in bird cage.
Drop bird cage in water.
…. am I missing a step in there?
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I just assumed that those birds had taken heed to Al Gore’s warnings on global warming and had decided to practice living underwater in order to prepare for the future.
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I dunno Kaze, that looks like a lot of water to displace. They may have had to epoxy that thing to the bottom of the tank or something. Not to mention the noticable lack of said large rock.
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didn’t they just but the cage in first with a big rock and then fill it with water
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It looks like a ring shaped fish tank with a screen ontop so the birds dont get out.
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I’m pretty certain this wouldn’t have worked without it being secured before water entered the aquarium. Very large rocks can still be lifted by the power of water pressure.
Of course, the first thing I though of when I saw this was “Water bong birds”
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Looks pretty simple to me: large fishtank (empty). Bridcage (also empty) taller than said fishtank. Secure birdcage to bottom of fishtank via glue or hooks, epoxy around base of birdcage. fill base with gravel. Fill fishtank with water (to about 3 inches below top of birdcage) and fish. Place birds in birdcage (should be called birdtank, the only cage part is the lid) and place lid on birdcage. Take picture and submit to MCS. IMHO, more colorful fish, ones that didn’t match the birds. And more colorful birds, for that matter.
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Kill birds. Glue dead bodies on rails. Drop in fishtank.
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jeebus this must be an absolute nightmare to have to clean.
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Tim Olear sucks
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Thats just mean.
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That’s Freaking Awesome! I WANT!
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This hurt my eyes for a few seconds until I figured out what was going on. That had to be a bitch to set up.
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I don’t see how really.
Get fish tank.
Fill fish tank with water.
Get large rock.
Place large rock in bird cage.
Drop bird cage in water.…. am I missing a step in there?
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I just assumed that those birds had taken heed to Al Gore’s warnings on global warming and had decided to practice living underwater in order to prepare for the future.
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I dunno Kaze, that looks like a lot of water to displace. They may have had to epoxy that thing to the bottom of the tank or something. Not to mention the noticable lack of said large rock.
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didn’t they just but the cage in first with a big rock and then fill it with water
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It looks like a ring shaped fish tank with a screen ontop so the birds dont get out.
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I’m pretty certain this wouldn’t have worked without it being secured before water entered the aquarium. Very large rocks can still be lifted by the power of water pressure.
Of course, the first thing I though of when I saw this was “Water bong birds”
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Looks pretty simple to me: large fishtank (empty). Bridcage (also empty) taller than said fishtank. Secure birdcage to bottom of fishtank via glue or hooks, epoxy around base of birdcage. fill base with gravel. Fill fishtank with water (to about 3 inches below top of birdcage) and fish. Place birds in birdcage (should be called birdtank, the only cage part is the lid) and place lid on birdcage. Take picture and submit to MCS. IMHO, more colorful fish, ones that didn’t match the birds. And more colorful birds, for that matter.
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Kill birds. Glue dead bodies on rails. Drop in fishtank.
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jeebus this must be an absolute nightmare to have to clean.
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Tim Olear sucks
Spears + Doubtfire = Grace
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epic fail, nancy grace is fuggin crazy!!!!
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Hmm…title says Spears+Doubtfire=Grace, but the picture says Grace+Doubtfire+Spears…
Tiki, you drinkin again? Pass the bottle my way man.
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Sounds like you’ve had enough already Jager…the picture says Spears= Doubtfire + Grace.
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its confusing my head it cant with it
–exploition sound–
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How sad that Britney Spears is the least hot of that trio.
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epic fail, nancy grace is fuggin crazy!!!!
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Sounds like you’ve had enough already Jager…the picture says Spears= Doubtfire + Grace.
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How sad that Britney Spears is the least hot of that trio.
Piranha Jacket
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i’m a piranha
i’m a piranha
fuck you
i’m a piranha!!!!
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Om nom nom nom.
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i’m a piranha
i’m a piranha
fuck you
i’m a piranha!!!!
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Om nom nom nom.
I made you a cookie
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but i came on it and made my frat brothers eat it.
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I got a new haircut!
Jagernombs. Jagerbombs. Jagerbombs.
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Ma, where the protein?! I need some fucking protein, ma!
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fuckin skanks…
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not now chief, im in the fuckin zone!
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You forgot the caption:
“Members of the Ookie Cookie Club, from L-R: Johnny Package, Brad McWhitewinedrinkingpansy, Brad LeDouche, Johnny Specs, Hugh Fitzpatrick, Patrick Fitzhugh, Brad McHerpes, Brad Tardington, Brad Crackerwhite, and Klaus Etedhomo.”
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There’s some photoshop joke in there about excessive use of “stroke” I know there is.
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I got a new haircut!
Jagernombs. Jagerbombs. Jagerbombs.
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Ma, where the protein?! I need some fucking protein, ma!
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fuckin skanks…
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not now chief, im in the fuckin zone!
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You forgot the caption:
“Members of the Ookie Cookie Club, from L-R: Johnny Package, Brad McWhitewinedrinkingpansy, Brad LeDouche, Johnny Specs, Hugh Fitzpatrick, Patrick Fitzhugh, Brad McHerpes, Brad Tardington, Brad Crackerwhite, and Klaus Etedhomo.”
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There’s some photoshop joke in there about excessive use of “stroke” I know there is.
Pistols For Pandas
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Pistol my ass, THAT’S A DAMN MINIGUN!
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you theif! i uploaded this like three timez and you never featured it. jerk…
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Where’s my bamboo, bitch?
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tiki gor, you fuking theif
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Guys I don’t want to be a Nazi, but it’s “i” before “e”, As in “Thief”. And Tiki we’ll chalk up the rest of your errors to alcohol.
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Pistol my ass, THAT’S A DAMN MINIGUN!
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you theif! i uploaded this like three timez and you never featured it. jerk…
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Where’s my bamboo, bitch?
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tiki gor, you fuking theif
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Guys I don’t want to be a Nazi, but it’s “i” before “e”, As in “Thief”. And Tiki we’ll chalk up the rest of your errors to alcohol.
I can play other people’s music!!!
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Heh heh. I get so sick of hearing shit about how “creative” DJs are, and how hard it is to beat match. Yeah, that’s a real fucking difficult skill there, making the thump-thump-thump of song A blend into the wap-wap-wap of the next one. Hey, you know who else has to beat match? Real musicians. While they’re doing about ten other things simultaneously.
Calling DJs musicians is like calling a Border’s employee an author.
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sad but true…
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I don’t know if i’d agree. Listen to “Alive 2007″ by Daft Punk and tell me DJ’s don’t have talent. I’ll admit that it’s fucking rare that they do, but Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo do
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Could you, LIKE FOR ONE LOUSY FUCKING DAY, stop making yourselves look like assholes by making broad generalizations?
Howie Fuckersnatch is obviously talking about club DJs while Alpha Harrison is talking about DJs who perform with other musicians. Both types can suck just as bad. Both types need talent (albeit different kind) to be good at what they do.
A club DJs talent is more social than musical. She needs to observe the audience and know what to play and when to play it. I and you would probably suck at it but there are people who can do it very well. They also need to have a huge record collection and know every part of it thoroughly.
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there is a difference…dj’s who create music is entirely diffrent than people who just play music….
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Try making a good techno or dance song. Then start talking trash about how crappy DJs are and how they have no talent. Go to newgrounds.com and listen to some of the techno songs. Some of those guys are amazing, my favorite is cornandbeans. He is crazy.
As for playing the music, you have to know what sounds good and is popular and you need to know how to transition songs without fucking up, which is harder than you’d think. Kinda like watching Eric Clapton play the guitar. He makes it look incredibly easy, but it isn’t. You also need to know what type of songs (slow, fast, heavy beat, etc.) to play and when.
Oh, and finally, if you fuck up, everyone is going to know it. So you can’t really make a mistake if you want another gig.
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So to review:
You have to know how to slide a knob so it starts playing the next song without interrupting the last and you have to know how to read the reactions of a group of drunken people. Ya that’s practically brain surgery.
I love this picture. I’ve run into too many career Dj’s and they’re all equally sad individuals. They usually also “own their own company” ie: their idea of promotions is having their overweight skank gf hand out flyers their cousin made in PS on the street corner. “I’m blowin up this Saturday, dog. You should come by…only 10 bucks at the door. You’ll love it I promise”.
Fucking queer assholes. Every single one.
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“you have to know what sounds good and is popular and you need to know how to transition songs without fucking up, which is harder than you’d think”
Bull-SHIT! You keep telling yourself that, but it is not that fucking hard to blend one song into another. It’s trivial. Like I said, if you’re actually MAKING music, as opposed to just playing or mixing other people’s music, you need those skills and dozens more.
I have yet to meet a club DJ that didn’t need to have his vinyl collection shoved up his ass, then be hauled out of the club and curb stomped. Fucking useless poseurs. Artists, my ass.
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@omgwtfzergd. Ok so it takes a basic knowledge of time signatures and Bridging? Thats not talent. Now if these guys were actually playing the music ( like Daft punk for example becuase both members actually play an instrument) instead of copypastaing other peoples music in pro-tools and adding some generic BOOM CHIIT BOOM CHIIT 4/4 time signature. Then you can say that they are talented. They use about as much talent as some porn director with a copy of Apple Soundtrack.
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@ OmfgWtfZergd
Wth do you mean by, and I quote, “Try making a good techno or dance song.” ?!?
There is no such thing as a good techno or dance song, that shit isn’t music for ppl!
Claiming to have heard a good trance song is like saying you found a pretty neat childporn-site.
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obviously spoken by someone that’s never heard armin van buren, moby, or prodigy.
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It’s not hard to beat match and it’s not hard to play in a club, because about 80% of people in that club have no fucking idea what you’re even doing. Shit if I can do it anyone can. BUT, there are some fucking class A dj’s out there.
Anyway, long story short.
Producer – Musician.
DJ – Performer.
Tiki – Armin Only show this year is going to be awesome!
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What about this. This seems fucking hard. . .and easy to fuck up.
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I rather have a Dj then have some one bring cds and have music play off a computer or boom box…
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I’m going to be a DJ.
I will make this awesome mix at home.
Then, bring a ridiculous amount of cords, headphones, turntables, switches, and other random devices to make it look like I have a ton going on.
Then I’ll just hit play on my ipod.
I will then use the laptop for the “paused” beat that will just be a short loop of the same thing while I’m talking.
So easy.
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Heh heh. I get so sick of hearing shit about how “creative” DJs are, and how hard it is to beat match. Yeah, that’s a real fucking difficult skill there, making the thump-thump-thump of song A blend into the wap-wap-wap of the next one. Hey, you know who else has to beat match? Real musicians. While they’re doing about ten other things simultaneously.
Calling DJs musicians is like calling a Border’s employee an author.
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sad but true…
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I don’t know if i’d agree. Listen to “Alive 2007″ by Daft Punk and tell me DJ’s don’t have talent. I’ll admit that it’s fucking rare that they do, but Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo do
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Could you, LIKE FOR ONE LOUSY FUCKING DAY, stop making yourselves look like assholes by making broad generalizations?
Howie Fuckersnatch is obviously talking about club DJs while Alpha Harrison is talking about DJs who perform with other musicians. Both types can suck just as bad. Both types need talent (albeit different kind) to be good at what they do.
A club DJs talent is more social than musical. She needs to observe the audience and know what to play and when to play it. I and you would probably suck at it but there are people who can do it very well. They also need to have a huge record collection and know every part of it thoroughly.
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there is a difference…dj’s who create music is entirely diffrent than people who just play music….
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Try making a good techno or dance song. Then start talking trash about how crappy DJs are and how they have no talent. Go to newgrounds.com and listen to some of the techno songs. Some of those guys are amazing, my favorite is cornandbeans. He is crazy.
As for playing the music, you have to know what sounds good and is popular and you need to know how to transition songs without fucking up, which is harder than you’d think. Kinda like watching Eric Clapton play the guitar. He makes it look incredibly easy, but it isn’t. You also need to know what type of songs (slow, fast, heavy beat, etc.) to play and when.
Oh, and finally, if you fuck up, everyone is going to know it. So you can’t really make a mistake if you want another gig.
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So to review:
You have to know how to slide a knob so it starts playing the next song without interrupting the last and you have to know how to read the reactions of a group of drunken people. Ya that’s practically brain surgery.
I love this picture. I’ve run into too many career Dj’s and they’re all equally sad individuals. They usually also “own their own company” ie: their idea of promotions is having their overweight skank gf hand out flyers their cousin made in PS on the street corner. “I’m blowin up this Saturday, dog. You should come by…only 10 bucks at the door. You’ll love it I promise”.
Fucking queer assholes. Every single one.
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“you have to know what sounds good and is popular and you need to know how to transition songs without fucking up, which is harder than you’d think”
Bull-SHIT! You keep telling yourself that, but it is not that fucking hard to blend one song into another. It’s trivial. Like I said, if you’re actually MAKING music, as opposed to just playing or mixing other people’s music, you need those skills and dozens more.
I have yet to meet a club DJ that didn’t need to have his vinyl collection shoved up his ass, then be hauled out of the club and curb stomped. Fucking useless poseurs. Artists, my ass.
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@omgwtfzergd. Ok so it takes a basic knowledge of time signatures and Bridging? Thats not talent. Now if these guys were actually playing the music ( like Daft punk for example becuase both members actually play an instrument) instead of copypastaing other peoples music in pro-tools and adding some generic BOOM CHIIT BOOM CHIIT 4/4 time signature. Then you can say that they are talented. They use about as much talent as some porn director with a copy of Apple Soundtrack.
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@ OmfgWtfZergd
Wth do you mean by, and I quote, “Try making a good techno or dance song.” ?!?
There is no such thing as a good techno or dance song, that shit isn’t music for ppl!
Claiming to have heard a good trance song is like saying you found a pretty neat childporn-site. -
obviously spoken by someone that’s never heard armin van buren, moby, or prodigy.
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It’s not hard to beat match and it’s not hard to play in a club, because about 80% of people in that club have no fucking idea what you’re even doing. Shit if I can do it anyone can. BUT, there are some fucking class A dj’s out there.
Anyway, long story short.
Producer – Musician.
DJ – Performer.Tiki – Armin Only show this year is going to be awesome!
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What about this. This seems fucking hard. . .and easy to fuck up.
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I rather have a Dj then have some one bring cds and have music play off a computer or boom box…
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I’m going to be a DJ.
I will make this awesome mix at home.
Then, bring a ridiculous amount of cords, headphones, turntables, switches, and other random devices to make it look like I have a ton going on.
Then I’ll just hit play on my ipod.
I will then use the laptop for the “paused” beat that will just be a short loop of the same thing while I’m talking.
So easy.
The largest sun roof you have ever seen
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fiat…. just one letter off
Now you’ll excuse me, I believe there are some harpoons out there with her name on them…
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MAN THEM
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does a fiat have enough hp to even drive with a whale like that flailing outa the moonroof…
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fiat…. just one letter off
Now you’ll excuse me, I believe there are some harpoons out there with her name on them…
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MAN THEM
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does a fiat have enough hp to even drive with a whale like that flailing outa the moonroof…
Warhammer 40k Miniature Maker
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that is probably one of the coolest warhammer creations i have ever seen.
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and he created them in his own image….
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if warhammer nerds could dress up when they painted their figures this is what it would look like.
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Who says they can’t?
Seriously, that’s an amazing work. Huge attention to detail, and I’m not talking about the armor. What scale is it, I wonder?
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I believe it’s inquisitor scale (54mm, about twice as big as 40k) holding an epic scale (uber tiny 6mm).
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that is probably one of the coolest warhammer creations i have ever seen.
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and he created them in his own image….
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if warhammer nerds could dress up when they painted their figures this is what it would look like.
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Who says they can’t?
Seriously, that’s an amazing work. Huge attention to detail, and I’m not talking about the armor. What scale is it, I wonder?
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I believe it’s inquisitor scale (54mm, about twice as big as 40k) holding an epic scale (uber tiny 6mm).
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April 23, 2008 at 9:24 pm
I love her :3
April 23, 2008 at 9:37 pm
shuddup and get in the Kitchen
April 23, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Rob Corddry looks different with hair.
April 24, 2008 at 8:45 am
real men shower.
DO IT FAGGOT
April 24, 2008 at 1:52 pm
DISHES
do them now.