STIFFIE
“Family Guy” Blue Harvest
Found it online for $2, so I bought it, watched it, and other than Robot Chicken, this is among the best Star Wars parodies out there.
Light of My Life
Post Apocalypse, a father and his young child roam the roads and backwoods of America, just trying to survive each day. Sure, you’ve likely seen movies with this exactly premise, but the premise never gets old when you have such high quality acting and set pieces like “Light of My Life”. No one ever does anything stupid and everything goes the way you’d expect it to, with some fun and entertaining surprises along the way.
BOUNCE
My Dad who plays golf
I always asked dad why he bought an extra pair of socks when he played golf. Told me in case he got a hole in one.
The Outer Worlds – Come to Halcyon Trailer
ULTRA VIOLENCE
Sid Meier’s Civilization Revolution
I really enjoyed about 5 games of this, though the first one froze up about 2 hours into it and I had forgotten to save the game. It was a reminder of an era that didn’t have autosaves, for better or worse.
Other than that one freeze up, this was fun, but I can only take so much of this style of game, so I’ll recommend it for consoles, but it didn’t have legs for me.
Venom
Bought it in 4k in a cheap sale, but man this movie is both good and bad. If you forget that the character was a mass murderer in the comics and routinely killed people just for the sport of it, then forget that there’s a man in there under all that goop, sure it’s an ok movie.
But it’s hard to forget those things, isn’t it?
Poorly Drawn Lines – Discussion
Planet Express Delivery Ship
Desert Dwellers – The Dub Sutras Sensual Sutras mix
falcon and winter soldier poster
The Matrix
My wife and I went to see this in the Dolby Theater for the 20 year anniversary of it’s release. Back in 1999 I was a freshmen in college without many pennies to rub together, so I missed it’s theatrical release and only watched it after downloading it from some file share service, either FTP or Limewire or something of it’s ilk. It was one of my first downloaded movies and both how I got it and it movie itself blew my mind. Seeing it in theaters was a great experience this time around, even if I did just watch it a couple months ago when I bought the 4k disc, which was an upgrade from my blueray set, which in turn was an upgrade from my highbit DVDs.
LEGO DC Batman – Family Matters
How does a LEGO kid’s film deal with the death of Robin? In the comics the character is beaten to death with a crowbar by the Joker, then Batman goes on a murderous revenge spree that’s only stopped by Superman himself!
The movie is less gory about the details and there’s plenty of laughs to be had instead of shocked screams of horror, I found myself actually liking this version of the “Death In The Family” storyline, which was briefly touched on here in the LEGO film. It has more story content from when the Red Hood showed back up and everyone was trying to figure out who he was.
Avengers Everlasting Exchange
Sony Says The Door’s Now Closed For Spider-Man In The MCU
Warren Climate Plan Would Reverse Trump Tax Cuts for Rich to Help Fund Transition to 100 Renewable Energy
Evangelical leader suggests teaching evolution contributes to mass shootings
I wonder what god he worships that revels in these mass shootings?
Dad gets some ink
A man visits a tattoo parlor with a rather simple, but strange request. He requests a short, straight line tattooed on his upper arm.
Once the first tattoo heals, he returns, asking for another, exactly the same as the first.
After a few more visits, it becomes clear to the tattoo artist that he’s tattooing tally marks on the customer’s arm.
Curiosity getting the better of the tattoo artist, he asks, “What are you counting?”
The man answers, “How many tattoos I have.”
The Suits of Marvel’s Spider-Man PS4
Cities Skylines
SimCity! But completely different, but come on, it’s SimCity.
BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD
Boards of Canada – Everything You Do is a Balloon
Video sampled from “One Got Fat” (1963) bicycle safety movie www.archive.org/details/OneGotFa1963
CHERRY
Bomber Crew Complete Edition
This is a fun little mass murder simulator that has you managing 6 members of a bomber that has 8 seats, so you’re constantly moving back and forth from seat to seat trying to keep your murder plane up in the air while getting shot up by enemy planes. I gave up on it when I noticed that it has some mobile gaming drawbacks that made me feel like I was never really moving forward with upgrading my airplanes and after 3 or 4 crashes I was back to using the starter plane but doing advanced missions.
Walgreens Asking Customers Not To Openly Carry Guns
Walgreens has changed its policy to prohibit the open carrying of firearms.
White House photo shows Trump being briefed with accurate Hurricane Dorian map before it was altered to include Alabama
BOUNCE
BOY