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    Light of My Life

    Directed by Casey Affleck. With Anna Pniowsky, Casey Affleck, Tom Bower, Elisabeth Moss. Parent and child journey through the outskirts of society a decade after a pandemic has wiped out half the world’s population. As a father struggles to protect his child, their bond, and the character of humanity, is tested.

    Post Apocalypse, a father and his young child roam the roads and backwoods of America, just trying to survive each day. Sure, you’ve likely seen movies with this exactly premise, but the premise never gets old when you have such high quality acting and set pieces like “Light of My Life”. No one ever does anything stupid and everything goes the way you’d expect it to, with some fun and entertaining surprises along the way.

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    My Dad who plays golf

    I always asked dad why he bought an extra pair of socks when he played golf. Told me in case he got a hole in one.

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    Venom

    A failed reporter is bonded to an alien entity, one of many symbiotes who have invaded Earth. But the being takes a liking to Earth and decides to protect it.

    Bought it in 4k in a cheap sale, but man this movie is both good and bad. If you forget that the character was a mass murderer in the comics and routinely killed people just for the sport of it, then forget that there’s a man in there under all that goop, sure it’s an ok movie.

    But it’s hard to forget those things, isn’t it?

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  • The Matrix

    Directed by Lana Wachowski, Lilly Wachowski. With Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, Hugo Weaving. A computer hacker learns from mysterious rebels about the true nature of his reality and his role in the war against its controllers.

    My wife and I went to see this in the Dolby Theater for the 20 year anniversary of it’s release. Back in 1999 I was a freshmen in college without many pennies to rub together, so I missed it’s theatrical release and only watched it after downloading it from some file share service, either FTP or Limewire or something of it’s ilk. It was one of my first downloaded movies and both how I got it and it movie itself blew my mind. Seeing it in theaters was a great experience this time around, even if I did just watch it a couple months ago when I bought the 4k disc, which was an upgrade from my blueray set, which in turn was an upgrade from my highbit DVDs.

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    ALBUMS

     

    LEGO DC Batman – Family Matters

    Directed by Matt Peters. With Troy Baker, Steve Blum, Zach Callison, Cam Clarke. In LEGO DC: Batman – Family Matters, suspicion is on high after Batman, Batgirl, Robin and other DC superheroes receive mysterious invitations. However, family values must remain strong when Batman and his team encounter the villainous Red Hood, who is obsessed with destroying the Bat-family and all of Gotham City.

    How does a LEGO kid’s film deal with the death of Robin? In the comics the character is beaten to death with a crowbar by the Joker, then Batman goes on a murderous revenge spree that’s only stopped by Superman himself!

    The movie is less gory about the details and there’s plenty of laughs to be had instead of shocked screams of horror, I found myself actually liking this version of the “Death In The Family” storyline, which was briefly touched on here in the LEGO film. It has more story content from when the Red Hood showed back up and everyone was trying to figure out who he was.

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    QUESTIONS

     

    SMALL CAR

     

    ELVIS

     

    Dad gets some ink

    A man visits a tattoo parlor with a rather simple, but strange request. He requests a short, straight line tattooed on his upper arm.

    Once the first tattoo heals, he returns, asking for another, exactly the same as the first.

    After a few more visits, it becomes clear to the tattoo artist that he’s tattooing tally marks on the customer’s arm.

    Curiosity getting the better of the tattoo artist, he asks, “What are you counting?”

    The man answers, “How many tattoos I have.”

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    CHERRY

     

    Bomber Crew Complete Edition

    Players will find themselves deep behind enemy lines, attempting to destroy their most coveted assets, while dealing with various hazards such as flak guns, enemy radar, weather and dreaded Ace Pilots. Recruiting, training and guiding the right crew, and keeping them alive, is vital in turning the tidesof war and achieving success on your bombing campaign. Bomber Crew: Complete Edition is a management-sim where you complete high-risk missions and earn bonuses and upgrades, all with your crew by your side. Strategize your way to victory by assembling the best crew for the task! Bomber Crew: Complete Edition includes the original game plus the Secret Weapons and U.S.A.A.F. DLC.

    This is a fun little mass murder simulator that has you managing 6 members of a bomber that has 8 seats, so you’re constantly moving back and forth from seat to seat trying to keep your murder plane up in the air while getting shot up by enemy planes. I gave up on it when I noticed that it has some mobile gaming drawbacks that made me feel like I was never really moving forward with upgrading my airplanes and after 3 or 4 crashes I was back to using the starter plane but doing advanced missions.

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    KISS

     

    BOUNCE

    BOY