I cant take my dog to the park anymore he keeps getting attached by ducks
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog
Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for 150 but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for 100
Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.
Happy hump day
Spock’s surprise visit to The Carol Burnett Show
Do I look like I know what a JPEG is Club Remix
In my twenties I was known for two things Being single and my awful handwriting
I was the most illegible bachelor in town.
California Lawmakers Vote to Undo NCAA Amateurism
Good Omens
A fun but unsurprising mini series with incredibly good actors doing their thing as best they can.
Jon Hamm was a delightful surprise.
Eye of the Beholder The Art of Dungeons & Dragons
An indepth look at the amazing artwork of the D&D series, I highly suggest watching this without other stuff going on (laptop, phone, chili) because the artwork is amzzzzing.
Daft Punk – Derezzed Tron Legacy Guitar cover HD
Groove Armada – At The River
Legend of Zelda – Main Theme on Marimba
Warm Suicide
A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off.
A homeless man walks up to her.
She sees the man coming and says, “Go away! There’s nothing you can say to change my mind!”
He says, “Well, if you’re going to kill yourself anyway, why don’t we have sex? At least I’ll enjoy it.”
“Absolutely not! You’re disgusting!”, she replies. The man turns and starts walking away.
“Is that all you’re going to say? You’re not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?”
“I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you’ll still be warm!”, he says.
KGW’s Maggie Vespa responds to viewer asking her to “dress like a normal woman”
Maggie Vespa wants to make a fashion statement during every broadcast, but then feels outraged when someone (rightfully) calls her out on the high waisted pants?
Then she says that guys never have that problem? Guess she didn’t hear about all the shenanigans with Adam Driver’s topless Star Wars scene.
#BoycottABC trends after network plays ad showing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez photo on fire during Democratic debate
CNBC host Jim Cramer says a win for Elizabeth Warren would be a loss for the big banks — she agrees
SURPLUS
ABC Runs Debate Ad Showing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortezs Burning Image
JAWS
Romney signals he’s open to bipartisan background check bill
I’m not sure why anyone cares about Mitt’s stance on it, he’s been proven to be ineffective at moving right wing policy in any noticeable measure.