Hello Kitty Laptop mod
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Hell yea! All the pink, the fuzzies and the hello kitty goodness…… www.exonome.com/fj/phkl/
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The Dark Knight – The Joker
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Jawsome.
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Spoiler alert: The joker dies.
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^old joke^
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Jawsome.
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Spoiler alert: The joker dies.
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^old joke^
Small Desk
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But is it better than a cubicle?
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Creepy Desk is Creepy
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Isn’t that where the Ark is stored now?
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atleast you don’t have people staring at you when you fart.
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“he took my stapler!”
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And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…
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That movie was all kinds of win…
I bleeve you have mah staplr…
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what movie is that from if you don’t mind me asking
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Office Space. Now go be an hero.
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Creepy Desk is Creepy
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Isn’t that where the Ark is stored now?
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atleast you don’t have people staring at you when you fart.
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“he took my stapler!”
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And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…
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That movie was all kinds of win…
I bleeve you have mah staplr…
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what movie is that from if you don’t mind me asking
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Office Space. Now go be an hero.
1911 Bling
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Diamond and Ruby encrusted 1911 grips.
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What’s sad about that setup is that it LOOKS LIKE SHIT.
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Not to mention it is completely useless.
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that gun is full of faggotry and fail
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Who bedazzles their gun? Seriously!?
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Is this Paris Hilton’s sidearm?
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that is the gayest gun ever made… must belong to a rapper.
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@thelotuseater
Am I missing something? Why do you say it’s useless? It looks like it still works. It’s full of pointlessness and Phail, but it should still work…
Nonetheless, whoever made this needs to tied to a post and shot. In the gut. With a .22. And then have glitter poured into the wound channel…
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Glitter is one of womens’ favorite ways to torture us men. It gets on fucking everything and WON’T COME OFF!
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Reminds me of a COD4 Fag.
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Stupidest damn thing I think I’ve seen in a while..
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What’s sad about that setup is that it LOOKS LIKE SHIT.
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Not to mention it is completely useless.
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that gun is full of faggotry and fail
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Who bedazzles their gun? Seriously!?
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Is this Paris Hilton’s sidearm?
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that is the gayest gun ever made… must belong to a rapper.
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@thelotuseater
Am I missing something? Why do you say it’s useless? It looks like it still works. It’s full of pointlessness and Phail, but it should still work…Nonetheless, whoever made this needs to tied to a post and shot. In the gut. With a .22. And then have glitter poured into the wound channel…
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Glitter is one of womens’ favorite ways to torture us men. It gets on fucking everything and WON’T COME OFF!
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Reminds me of a COD4 Fag.
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Stupidest damn thing I think I’ve seen in a while..
The Real Cobra Commander
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It takes one evil bastard to do this.
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my vote of 1 was not a reflection of you, I just vowed to fail Cobra.
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I dunno, i saw this picture on 4chan of a kitten getting set on fire once.
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Only once? Or once in a single hour?
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Once, it was the first and last time i cruised 4chan. I thought it was impossible to disturb me until i visited that board, i mean i used eat dinner while cruising ogrish and woundgallery, but fuck…that place is pure evil.
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it is the definition of evil. and this is the definition of hilarity
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COBRA ATTAAAAAACK!
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4Chan pwns all… Never 4get that…
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my vote of 1 was not a reflection of you, I just vowed to fail Cobra.
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I dunno, i saw this picture on 4chan of a kitten getting set on fire once.
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Only once? Or once in a single hour?
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Once, it was the first and last time i cruised 4chan. I thought it was impossible to disturb me until i visited that board, i mean i used eat dinner while cruising ogrish and woundgallery, but fuck…that place is pure evil.
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it is the definition of evil. and this is the definition of hilarity
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COBRA ATTAAAAAACK!
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4Chan pwns all… Never 4get that…
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Happy nail trimmer
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I swear black-and-blue I didn’t ‘shop the smiley face.
That’s really how it is.
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Solar cycle
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Explanation: Every eleven years, our Sun goes through a solar cycle. A complete solar cycle has now been imaged by the sun-orbiting SOHO spacecraft, celebrating the 12th anniversary of its launch yesterday. A solar cycle is caused by the changing magnetic field of the Sun, and varies from solar maximum, when sunspot, coronal mass ejection, and flare phenomena are most frequent, to solar minimum, when such activity is relatively infrequent. Solar minimums occurred in 1996 and 2007, while the last solar maximum occurred in 2001. This picture is composed of a SOHO image of the Sun in extreme ultraviolet light for each year of the last solar cycle, with images picked to illustrate the relative activity of the Sun.
Found on Astronomy Picture of the Day.
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so 2012 is the next peak?
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@ Pants
That’s what it looks like. The closer it gets, the more this silly 12/21/12 thing seems possible. Lots of funky shit lining up in 2012.
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Please, no more posts where I have to read paragraph after paragraph of educational stuff. MCS time is meant to be funny time.
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i bow to the majestic awesomeness of the sun.
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hah, awesome that it peaks in in 2012. I’ll have to make sure that i have some cactus juice ready for the winter solstice.
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Cillian Murphy will save us. No sweat.
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@wookie_x
lol i dont get that whole thing… i know its the end of the mayan year and age of aquarius, but what does it mean? i would think if anything was gonna happen, itd be on 6/6/06 but all that happened was the release of the omen (which was a rather decent picture 
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does our solar system move to the southern hemisphere of our galaxy in 2012?
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The end of the world is 2012 … right, as soon as I believe that is when I get fitted for a tin foil hat. Just because some bare footed, coca leaf chewing, non-wheel using, child sacrificing failure of a civilization says the world is going to end because they got tired of making calendars out of rock, doesn’t make them any more accurate about predicting the “end” then all the other fools throughout the centuries. Also, Mr. Sun has gone to “solar max” over 900 times in the last 10,000 years and the world hasn’t end yet because of it, so why now?
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If anybody buys the whole Mayan calendar nonsense, please step away from the internets.
If you believe that a bunch of savages can predict accurately the end of the world without any sophisticated astronomical observation tools – get your head checked.
The Mayan calendar bullshit is the same as the Y2K scare (though that one actually had some facts behind it)
Its the same as trying to predict the Rapture. I can’t recall the name, but one of the Cristian fanatic faiths has been pushing away the rapture every 15 years or so. Oh its happening on 1915, 1930. still nothing. 1945?(good guess though) 1960?no? Its just useless bullshit.
Still, if I recall in some African country a couple hundred people locked themselves in a church waiting for the year to become 2000, as it was though that it was the end of the world.
2000 came. and nothing happened. They started panicking and shooting each other.
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lol thats hilarious
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@ Pants
According to Terrence McKenna and others, it’s the end of the Mayan Long Cycle calendar. Some believe that this will lead to a “new age” in humanity. Just exactly what this new age entails is anyone’s guess. Personally, I think it meant that they’d have to carve a new calendar. In Reality, well, that’s the date of the Winter Solstice (but that doesn’t mean much any more).
At various times that year the following events will happen:
433 Eros, the second-largest Near Earth Object on record is expected to pass Earth at a distance of around 16.6 million miles.
Various presidential elections, including the US.
The Kyoto Accords will expire.
A solar and lunar eclipse will happen (though not simultaneously).
The summer Olympics in London.
Alot of other crap that most people don’t care about.
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You’d think if the Mayans could do something amazing like predict the end of the world, they could be savvy enough to not get completely wiped out.
re: wookie_x’s list: there’s a bunch of shit happening all the time. Look at any year with a Presidential election in the past century–there’s also always an Olympics that year. *Something* ends that year and likely there’s a random space event going on too.
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I just thought it was a cool pic.
@the-duck, sorry it’s how I roll. Maybe you can just hold a piece of paper over the text. 
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Thanks for totally missing the point of the list. OF COURSE there’s a bunch of shit that’s totally mundane and barely worth mentioning happening! Why do you think I ended the list with “Alot of other crap that most people don’t care about”? For fucks sake man, grow a clue!
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nyoki I enjoyed your pic just for looking cool, and being semi interesting.
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so 2012 is the next peak?
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@ Pants
That’s what it looks like. The closer it gets, the more this silly 12/21/12 thing seems possible. Lots of funky shit lining up in 2012.
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Please, no more posts where I have to read paragraph after paragraph of educational stuff. MCS time is meant to be funny time.
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i bow to the majestic awesomeness of the sun.
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hah, awesome that it peaks in in 2012. I’ll have to make sure that i have some cactus juice ready for the winter solstice.
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Cillian Murphy will save us. No sweat.
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@wookie_x
lol i dont get that whole thing… i know its the end of the mayan year and age of aquarius, but what does it mean? i would think if anything was gonna happen, itd be on 6/6/06 but all that happened was the release of the omen (which was a rather decent picture
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does our solar system move to the southern hemisphere of our galaxy in 2012?
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The end of the world is 2012 … right, as soon as I believe that is when I get fitted for a tin foil hat. Just because some bare footed, coca leaf chewing, non-wheel using, child sacrificing failure of a civilization says the world is going to end because they got tired of making calendars out of rock, doesn’t make them any more accurate about predicting the “end” then all the other fools throughout the centuries. Also, Mr. Sun has gone to “solar max” over 900 times in the last 10,000 years and the world hasn’t end yet because of it, so why now?
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If anybody buys the whole Mayan calendar nonsense, please step away from the internets.
If you believe that a bunch of savages can predict accurately the end of the world without any sophisticated astronomical observation tools – get your head checked.
The Mayan calendar bullshit is the same as the Y2K scare (though that one actually had some facts behind it)
Its the same as trying to predict the Rapture. I can’t recall the name, but one of the Cristian fanatic faiths has been pushing away the rapture every 15 years or so. Oh its happening on 1915, 1930. still nothing. 1945?(good guess though) 1960?no? Its just useless bullshit.
Still, if I recall in some African country a couple hundred people locked themselves in a church waiting for the year to become 2000, as it was though that it was the end of the world.
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lol thats hilarious
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@ Pants
According to Terrence McKenna and others, it’s the end of the Mayan Long Cycle calendar. Some believe that this will lead to a “new age” in humanity. Just exactly what this new age entails is anyone’s guess. Personally, I think it meant that they’d have to carve a new calendar. In Reality, well, that’s the date of the Winter Solstice (but that doesn’t mean much any more).
At various times that year the following events will happen:
433 Eros, the second-largest Near Earth Object on record is expected to pass Earth at a distance of around 16.6 million miles.
Various presidential elections, including the US.
The Kyoto Accords will expire.
A solar and lunar eclipse will happen (though not simultaneously).
The summer Olympics in London.
Alot of other crap that most people don’t care about.
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You’d think if the Mayans could do something amazing like predict the end of the world, they could be savvy enough to not get completely wiped out.
re: wookie_x’s list: there’s a bunch of shit happening all the time. Look at any year with a Presidential election in the past century–there’s also always an Olympics that year. *Something* ends that year and likely there’s a random space event going on too.
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I just thought it was a cool pic.
@the-duck, sorry it’s how I roll. Maybe you can just hold a piece of paper over the text.
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@ Rattybad
Thanks for totally missing the point of the list. OF COURSE there’s a bunch of shit that’s totally mundane and barely worth mentioning happening! Why do you think I ended the list with “Alot of other crap that most people don’t care about”? For fucks sake man, grow a clue!
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nyoki I enjoyed your pic just for looking cool, and being semi interesting.
Iron Man – Captain America’s Shield
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image is too small, and the quality sucks, but there it is. the fucking shield ya’ll.
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I’m callin’ shenanigans.
All I see is something that MIGHT look like a shield to someone who wants desperately for one to be there.
But I remain unconvinced.
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Looks like a computer display with a three-pointed thing at the “top” (if you’re facing it, looking right) which is definitely *above* the display. I agree with pauld that you want desperately for it to be there, but it’s just not.
On top of it looking like something other than a shield, I’d have to be convinced that the producers weren’t idiots to put a CA shield there for shits ‘n’ giggles anyway.
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I think it’s just a pile of junk that seems to take a vague resemblance of the shield, but it could have been placed like that intentionally, if nothing more to make all you nerds get their hopes up. I think the first is more likely though.
(not to say that im not a nerd, using it more as a general term)
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who cares about the shield.. OM NOM GWENETH PALTROW NOM NOM
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I doubt the director put it there, if it is anything its more likely an effects guy.
But I think it’s just a pile of stuff that sort of looks like a shield if you want it too.
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It’s either a shoop or it was added later, cuz here’s that same shot from the official trailer:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v632/BeTheSwallow/noshield.jpg
I’m going to see the movie again here soon, so I’ll be sure to look for it this time.
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Well, after being a dirty, dirty pirate and viewing the scene in question, I can safely conclude that Cap’s shield is in fact in the scene. Not a pile of junk, not a computer screen, not a hoax, not an imaginary story.
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It really looks like it…but im still not entirely convinced.
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I thought this was about SHIELD, and I was like, “No, that’s after the credits.”
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awesome!
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…that’s not his shield.
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It hasn’t got the rings from C.America’s shield, and it hasn’t got the star, it looks nothing like his shield.
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It has the rings… and the star. The bottom of the star is being blocked by a desk lamp. You realize Cap’s shield isn’t flat, right? It’s convex.
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@Ben1605
That gif seems to prove that it IS the shield. Everything lines up exactly from what I can see, including the outer circle and the star pattern.
Do you have glasses? Are they clean?
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You guys are nuts. That’s naht a sheeld…
It’s his little LCARS dealio… Come on ppl, at this point we haven’t even been introduced to CA yet… He just freakin’ finished his suit, so he can’t have actually killed him before he gets his suit working right now can he… Sheesh…
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You’re thinking of Civil War. I’m thinking way back when they found Cap frozen in the first place. Who was it that found him, by the way?
Oh yeah, it was Iron Man and the Avengers.
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NEEEEERRRRRRRDS!!! (say it like Ogre from RotN)
And this is coming from a guy who plays D&D (and other tabletop rpgs) and WH40K.
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Its sooo Caps shield, Marvel have been gagging to make an Avengers movie. Marvel have a lot planned. They are doing an Antman [Hank Pym] movie and a Thor movie…and there has been speculation of a Captain America film. Wouldn’t all those films have all the charterers required for a classic Avengers movie.
The shield pictured is probably one of the imperfect shields that Tony cloned for S.H.I.E.L.D. Like the one that US agent used.
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@neekbunny
Iron Man 2, Ant Man, Thor, Captain America, and The Avengers have all been confirmed for release over the next 5-7 years. All written and produced inhouse at Marvel, much like Iron Man was.
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Don’t be dumb guys, in the movie Tony had no relation to any super heroes at all until the very end; and I mean after the credits end. Why would the shield be in his possession? It makes no sense.
Also, let’s face it this isn’t the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.
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iron man ends up giving captain america his shield when he joins the avengers.
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Just got back from seeing the movie for a third time, this time knowing when, where, and what to look for, and on a giant-ass cinema screen no less.
No doubt about it now. Feel free to speculate as to the why and how, but that is Captain America’s shield on Tony Stark’s work table. Fuck yes.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own. Thaht is naht a sheeld…!
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The makers of the film have confirmed that yes the shield was in the film, but as an easter egg for the fans and nothing more. And it was removed from the trailer for obvious reasons.
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You just HAD to crush my reality, didn’t you…
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I’m callin’ shenanigans.
All I see is something that MIGHT look like a shield to someone who wants desperately for one to be there.
But I remain unconvinced.
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Looks like a computer display with a three-pointed thing at the “top” (if you’re facing it, looking right) which is definitely *above* the display. I agree with pauld that you want desperately for it to be there, but it’s just not.
On top of it looking like something other than a shield, I’d have to be convinced that the producers weren’t idiots to put a CA shield there for shits ‘n’ giggles anyway.
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I think it’s just a pile of junk that seems to take a vague resemblance of the shield, but it could have been placed like that intentionally, if nothing more to make all you nerds get their hopes up. I think the first is more likely though.
(not to say that im not a nerd, using it more as a general term)
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who cares about the shield.. OM NOM GWENETH PALTROW NOM NOM
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I doubt the director put it there, if it is anything its more likely an effects guy.
But I think it’s just a pile of stuff that sort of looks like a shield if you want it too.
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It’s either a shoop or it was added later, cuz here’s that same shot from the official trailer:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v632/BeTheSwallow/noshield.jpg
I’m going to see the movie again here soon, so I’ll be sure to look for it this time.
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Well, after being a dirty, dirty pirate and viewing the scene in question, I can safely conclude that Cap’s shield is in fact in the scene. Not a pile of junk, not a computer screen, not a hoax, not an imaginary story.
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It really looks like it…but im still not entirely convinced.
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I thought this was about SHIELD, and I was like, “No, that’s after the credits.”
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awesome!
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…that’s not his shield.
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It hasn’t got the rings from C.America’s shield, and it hasn’t got the star, it looks nothing like his shield.
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It has the rings… and the star. The bottom of the star is being blocked by a desk lamp. You realize Cap’s shield isn’t flat, right? It’s convex.
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@Ben1605
That gif seems to prove that it IS the shield. Everything lines up exactly from what I can see, including the outer circle and the star pattern.
Do you have glasses? Are they clean?
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You guys are nuts. That’s naht a sheeld…
It’s his little LCARS dealio… Come on ppl, at this point we haven’t even been introduced to CA yet… He just freakin’ finished his suit, so he can’t have actually killed him before he gets his suit working right now can he… Sheesh…
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You’re thinking of Civil War. I’m thinking way back when they found Cap frozen in the first place. Who was it that found him, by the way?
Oh yeah, it was Iron Man and the Avengers.
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NEEEEERRRRRRRDS!!! (say it like Ogre from RotN)
And this is coming from a guy who plays D&D (and other tabletop rpgs) and WH40K.
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Its sooo Caps shield, Marvel have been gagging to make an Avengers movie. Marvel have a lot planned. They are doing an Antman [Hank Pym] movie and a Thor movie…and there has been speculation of a Captain America film. Wouldn’t all those films have all the charterers required for a classic Avengers movie.
The shield pictured is probably one of the imperfect shields that Tony cloned for S.H.I.E.L.D. Like the one that US agent used.
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@neekbunny
Iron Man 2, Ant Man, Thor, Captain America, and The Avengers have all been confirmed for release over the next 5-7 years. All written and produced inhouse at Marvel, much like Iron Man was.
it’s going to be a fun time to be a comic book fan
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Don’t be dumb guys, in the movie Tony had no relation to any super heroes at all until the very end; and I mean after the credits end. Why would the shield be in his possession? It makes no sense.
Also, let’s face it this isn’t the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.
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@silver
lern2read comicsiron man ends up giving captain america his shield when he joins the avengers.
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Just got back from seeing the movie for a third time, this time knowing when, where, and what to look for, and on a giant-ass cinema screen no less.
No doubt about it now. Feel free to speculate as to the why and how, but that is Captain America’s shield on Tony Stark’s work table. Fuck yes.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own. Thaht is naht a sheeld…!
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The makers of the film have confirmed that yes the shield was in the film, but as an easter egg for the fans and nothing more. And it was removed from the trailer for obvious reasons.
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You just HAD to crush my reality, didn’t you…
Bathroom Mural
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Now where is the girl busting a gut laughing…
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i’ll take the far right since her mouth is already open
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and might i add it is quite gay to take a picture of a guy while he’s pissing.
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OMG repost!
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I’ll take the two on the left, because they’re actually kind of attractive. Also, large racks.
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i’ll take the far right since her mouth is already open
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and might i add it is quite gay to take a picture of a guy while he’s pissing.
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OMG repost!
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I’ll take the two on the left, because they’re actually kind of attractive. Also, large racks.
NSFW – 2 Girls 1 Cup Tattoo
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NSFW :
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I’d get it.
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It is hilarious how a fetish video trailer got so popular. Type in “MFX” and “fetish” into Google and watch what you get. It is a horrible sight.
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And on tiki’s OTHER leg, we have..
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om nom nom nom
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I really hope this is faked, and he went all out and shaved his leg just to make it convincing.
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I’d get it.
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It is hilarious how a fetish video trailer got so popular. Type in “MFX” and “fetish” into Google and watch what you get. It is a horrible sight.
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And on tiki’s OTHER leg, we have..
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om nom nom nom
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I really hope this is faked, and he went all out and shaved his leg just to make it convincing.
Strange Football Shirt (BIRD FUCKER)
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A turkish Football-Fan in Cologne today
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no noooo! meow, its lisence and regristration CHICKENFUCKER!!!
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Oh I can explain this. There are these two major football teams in Turkey, Galatasaray and Fenerbahce. This guy is a Galatasaray fan, red and yellow. Fenerbahce is blue and yellow. These two teams have been rivaling for a long long time. But who’s been fighting more is the fans of both teams, to the extent of hooliganism at every step.
Galatasaray’s mascot is a lion, and Fenerbahce’s mascot is a canary (or some other bird, I’m not sure).
I’m sure the name on the uniform is a bit clearer now.
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There is another, simpler explanation. As my man The Streets says, in British Hip-Hop slang, ho’s are “birds, not bitches.” Turkey is basically European, so if young, hip Turks are listening to English rap, and they see a particularly fine woman walking down the street, they would likely say, “Spot that bird, man? So fine!” and consider themselves quite awesome. Lends a new meaning to, “Oh, honey, I’m just going bird-watching.”
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no noooo! meow, its lisence and regristration CHICKENFUCKER!!!
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Oh I can explain this. There are these two major football teams in Turkey, Galatasaray and Fenerbahce. This guy is a Galatasaray fan, red and yellow. Fenerbahce is blue and yellow. These two teams have been rivaling for a long long time. But who’s been fighting more is the fans of both teams, to the extent of hooliganism at every step.
Galatasaray’s mascot is a lion, and Fenerbahce’s mascot is a canary (or some other bird, I’m not sure).
I’m sure the name on the uniform is a bit clearer now.
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There is another, simpler explanation. As my man The Streets says, in British Hip-Hop slang, ho’s are “birds, not bitches.” Turkey is basically European, so if young, hip Turks are listening to English rap, and they see a particularly fine woman walking down the street, they would likely say, “Spot that bird, man? So fine!” and consider themselves quite awesome. Lends a new meaning to, “Oh, honey, I’m just going bird-watching.”
Super cool Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Toy
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IT’S SLASH!
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more like Mutant Ninja Turd toy…
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The neck is weird. Remember the ones that transformed into regular turtles? Those were the best.
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That is definitely NOT Slash.
Maybe its a mod? Or do you think NECA is going to do one?
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<a href=http://the-5th-turtle.blogspot.com/2008/05/slash.htmlNVM
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I want an edit button, damnit. Now I’m doomed to be known as fail man who fails.
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i used to have toys of the ninja turtles that were all weird and shit? like mummy ones and frankenstein and werewolf ones. i don’t know they’re somewhere in boxes in my attic i think. i’ll take a picture if i find em
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@RSIxidor: Just for the record… You Phail.
ROFL….
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Unless they’re “spike-izing” the current ninja turtles, that’s an “updated” Slash. It probably is a mod though.
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IT’S SLASH!
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more like Mutant Ninja Turd toy…
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The neck is weird. Remember the ones that transformed into regular turtles? Those were the best.
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That is definitely NOT Slash.
Maybe its a mod? Or do you think NECA is going to do one?
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<a href=http://the-5th-turtle.blogspot.com/2008/05/slash.htmlNVM
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I want an edit button, damnit. Now I’m doomed to be known as fail man who fails.
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i used to have toys of the ninja turtles that were all weird and shit? like mummy ones and frankenstein and werewolf ones. i don’t know they’re somewhere in boxes in my attic i think. i’ll take a picture if i find em
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@RSIxidor: Just for the record… You Phail.
ROFL….
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Unless they’re “spike-izing” the current ninja turtles, that’s an “updated” Slash. It probably is a mod though.
The good, the bad, and the ugly
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that movie is badass
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Win. Along with For a Few Dollars More.
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and with A Fistful of Dollars
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don’t forget The Magnificent Seven
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One of the coolest movies ever made.
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High Plains Drifter, Hang ‘Em HIgh
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Heck Yes. love it
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Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia is bestter.
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best pirate movie ever!!
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If you enjoyed this, or any of the ‘Man with no name’ series, please check out Yojimbo.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0055630/
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Double post, sorry.
I just noticed the comment above about The Magnificent Seven. If you liked that, you have to see The Seven Samurai.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0047478/
Odd how cowboys and samurai keep showing up in remakes of the same films, and how they owe the whole thing to a detective story.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Harvest
Red Harvest is a great read, by the way. It’s also a fantastic introduction to Hammett’s work, for the uninitiated.
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-helplessly hums The Ecstasy of Gold-
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And lets not forget Pale Rider… It had Jaws… That was just win…
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that movie is badass
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Win. Along with For a Few Dollars More.
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and with A Fistful of Dollars
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don’t forget The Magnificent Seven
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One of the coolest movies ever made.
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High Plains Drifter, Hang ‘Em HIgh
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Heck Yes. love it
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Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia is bestter.
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best pirate movie ever!!
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Double post, sorry.
I just noticed the comment above about The Magnificent Seven. If you liked that, you have to see The Seven Samurai.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0047478/
Odd how cowboys and samurai keep showing up in remakes of the same films, and how they owe the whole thing to a detective story.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Harvest
Red Harvest is a great read, by the way. It’s also a fantastic introduction to Hammett’s work, for the uninitiated. -
-helplessly hums The Ecstasy of Gold-
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And lets not forget Pale Rider… It had Jaws… That was just win…
The Secret of Monkey Island
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monkeymonkeymonkey
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Winwinwin.
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Loom anyone? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOOM
up a notch on the old schoolness!
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tee hee!
the natives of “Monkey Island” (1/2 way up on the left) are darkskinned
tiki, that’s racist
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hahahahah
did anyone notice the lucasfilm medalion at the very bottom?
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Is the secret monkeys?
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lol i remember the point and click adventure from when i was like 4. i got SO frustrated at the part with the barber, I dont even remember wtf i was doing at that part even but lol it took a damn long time to get off that ship, amiright?
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“How appropriate, you fight like a cow.”
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I remember this game well (and the sequels) , and it was so much better on the Amiga than a crappy PC, how things have changed. I loved the sense of humour in the game.
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Best game ever or greatest game ever?
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Well I for one rather like being a monkey.
I like the handy long arms, the prehensile toes, and the right to scratch meself in public.
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monkeymonkeymonkey
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Winwinwin.
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Loom anyone? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOOM
up a notch on the old schoolness! -
tee hee!
the natives of “Monkey Island” (1/2 way up on the left) are darkskinned
tiki, that’s racist
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hahahahah
did anyone notice the lucasfilm medalion at the very bottom? -
Is the secret monkeys?
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lol i remember the point and click adventure from when i was like 4. i got SO frustrated at the part with the barber, I dont even remember wtf i was doing at that part even but lol it took a damn long time to get off that ship, amiright?
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“How appropriate, you fight like a cow.”
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I remember this game well (and the sequels) , and it was so much better on the Amiga than a crappy PC, how things have changed. I loved the sense of humour in the game.
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Best game ever or greatest game ever?
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Well I for one rather like being a monkey.
I like the handy long arms, the prehensile toes, and the right to scratch meself in public.
Wonder Woman By Alex Ross
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Wonder Woman is Wonderfull.
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Way to spell wonderful correctly.
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@Tardez
Maybe gravmark means “full” as in “full-figured”. It’s a play on words. Quite brilliant actually.
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Way to spell my name correctly.
Also, it would thusly be “wonder-full.”
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TARDEZ. AS IN RETARDZ. HAR HAR HAR
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Grammar nazis?
In my wonder woman thread?
It’s more likely than you think!
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HAR HAR HAR
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Wonder Woman is Wonderfull.
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Way to spell wonderful correctly.
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@Tardez
Maybe gravmark means “full” as in “full-figured”. It’s a play on words. Quite brilliant actually.
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Way to spell my name correctly.
Also, it would thusly be “wonder-full.”
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TARDEZ. AS IN RETARDZ. HAR HAR HAR
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Grammar nazis?
In my wonder woman thread?
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HAR HAR HAR
Closed Due To Horny Chef
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Its probably a health code violation, too.
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It seems that they can’t any staff to stay, as well.
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Either he’s harassing the waitresses, or the tartar sauce is actually his tartan sauce.
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I think I used to live with that chef…
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“What?! I got him with the batwing. That’s three kicks!”
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THE GOAT!
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Its probably a health code violation, too.
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It seems that they can’t any staff to stay, as well.
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Either he’s harassing the waitresses, or the tartar sauce is actually his tartan sauce.
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I think I used to live with that chef…
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“What?! I got him with the batwing. That’s three kicks!”
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THE GOAT!
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Iron Man killed Captain America
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he did it in a cave with scraps
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Well we always knew Stark was a jerk. Why expect anything else?
And “Scraps”? Errrm no. Did you see all the Stark industries weapons in the rebel camp? You cannot exactly call high tech, military grade, guided missile systems and munitions “scraps”…
He might as well have been working in a stark industries lab…
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Iron Man didn’t kill Cap. Iron man just got Cap killed. Completely different.
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Manly tears ;_;
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That patriotic asshole deserved it.
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Captain America shield makes for an awesome coffee table?
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“Iron Man didn’t kill Cap. Iron man just got Cap killed. Completely different.”
He outsourced it?
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@Phyreblade: i think he was just quoting the movie i don’t think he actually meant with scraps
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@bran
YOU ARE RIGHT, AND HE MISSED THE MEME PART OF THAT. LOL.
lol.
trust me, this is an lol situation. LOL MOTHER FUCKER
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DOUBLE lol!
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@ Tiki
You’re right…when it’s on the wall, the blood looks cool. When it’s a table, the blood is a health hazard.
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OK you guys suck.
Yeah, I know he was quoting the movie, and I was pointing out, in my usual anal retentive fashion, that Stark did not technically use scraps.
However since I’ve obviously missed a meme somewhere, could someone explain to me what I’ve missed and what makes it lol worthy? There’s internet points innit for ya…
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he did it in a cave with scraps
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Well we always knew Stark was a jerk. Why expect anything else?
And “Scraps”? Errrm no. Did you see all the Stark industries weapons in the rebel camp? You cannot exactly call high tech, military grade, guided missile systems and munitions “scraps”…
He might as well have been working in a stark industries lab…
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Iron Man didn’t kill Cap. Iron man just got Cap killed. Completely different.
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Manly tears ;_;
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That patriotic asshole deserved it.
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Captain America shield makes for an awesome coffee table?
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“Iron Man didn’t kill Cap. Iron man just got Cap killed. Completely different.”
He outsourced it?
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@Phyreblade: i think he was just quoting the movie i don’t think he actually meant with scraps
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@bran
YOU ARE RIGHT, AND HE MISSED THE MEME PART OF THAT. LOL.lol.
trust me, this is an lol situation. LOL MOTHER FUCKER
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DOUBLE lol!
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@ Tiki
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OK you guys suck.
Yeah, I know he was quoting the movie, and I was pointing out, in my usual anal retentive fashion, that Stark did not technically use scraps.
However since I’ve obviously missed a meme somewhere, could someone explain to me what I’ve missed and what makes it lol worthy? There’s internet points innit for ya…
Cobra Vow of Dishonor
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I voy my dishonor to Crobra, To The Cobra Island Nation and to Cobra Commander, in all clandestine, treacherous and greedy way possible with respect for nothing an compassion for no one.
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I like the “Ages: 5 & Up” part…
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I like the “Ages: 5 & Up” part…
Enterprise Above Earth
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Fail show fails.
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YOU TAKE IT BACK. TAKE IT BACK NOW!
the cgi was the best part of this series sadly 
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yo collegeboy, it lasted longer than the orginal.
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@Collegeboy
stfu
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It may have lasted longer but everyone knows it was the crappiest of the lot.
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Sweet pic. Background’d.
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Fail show fails.
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YOU TAKE IT BACK. TAKE IT BACK NOW!
the cgi was the best part of this series sadly
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yo collegeboy, it lasted longer than the orginal.
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It may have lasted longer but everyone knows it was the crappiest of the lot.
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Sweet pic. Background’d.
Mortal Kombat Fighters
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Where’s Khameleon? Lazy, lazy Midway…
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Stryker looks l ike Thomas Haden Church.
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How did they get them to all stand together without fighting one another?
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Maydayy
thats true
annnd Motaro that centaur pain in the ass
(i was always nightwolf and kicked ass) thank god they included him id be pissed. Kabal is pretty cool too.
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MORTAAAAAALLLLL KOMMMMBAAATTTT!!! DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN
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(E major)DUN (c minor)DUN
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Where’s Khameleon? Lazy, lazy Midway…
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Stryker looks l ike Thomas Haden Church.
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How did they get them to all stand together without fighting one another?
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Maydayy
thats true
annnd Motaro that centaur pain in the ass
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MORTAAAAAALLLLL KOMMMMBAAATTTT!!! DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN
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(E major)DUN (c minor)DUN
May 12, 2008 at 4:07 am
KILL IT WITH FIRE
May 12, 2008 at 5:26 am
Laptop? More like Failtop, amirite?
May 12, 2008 at 8:26 am
this makes me sneeze
May 12, 2008 at 9:34 am
No this is total win.
May 12, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Just kill me now… Death before HK laptop, heck death before HK anything… Kill it with FIRE, NAPALM, 1000 Pound Bombs, The Harpoons, MAN THEM… HECK, LETS JUST NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!! IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE!!!
May 12, 2008 at 11:27 pm
rule 34 anyone?
May 31, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Awwww, now why did someone have to go and resurrect this furry POS?