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  • PARKING LOT

     

    FRUIT FLOAT

     

    RANDY AND OZZY

     

    AIRPLANE

     

    HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER

     

    JOAN JETT

     

    PSYCHO

     

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    Captain America Civil War

    Directed by Anthony Russo, Joe Russo. With Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Sebastian Stan. Political involvement in the Avengers’ affairs causes a rift between Captain America and Iron Man.

    watched again just because I as rewatching the entire MCU.

    Nothing new to note, other than I still find the naming of the movie to be somewhat less than clear about who’s going to be in the film

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    Marriage Story

    Directed by Noah Baumbach. With Merritt Wever, Scarlett Johansson, Adam Driver, Laura Dern. Noah Baumbach’s incisive and compassionate look at a marriage breaking up and a family staying together.

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    TATTOO

     

    How do you insult someone who is pledging a fraternity

    You call them Oedipus — a Greek motherfucker.

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    i’m glad me and family can defend ourselves

    Ballers

    Created by Stephen Levinson. With Dwayne Johnson, John David Washington, Omar Benson Miller, Donovan W. Carter. A series centered around a group of football players and their families, friends, and handlers.

    Final episode of the final season just aired and boy howdy, this was a great series. The seasons were short and to the point, and sure there were some negative things going on, but for the most part this was a fantastically positive show.

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    ALBUMS

     

    SINISTER HOUSE

     

    Headlander

    Directed by Lee Petty. With Phil Proctor, Grey Griffin, Richard Steven Horvitz, Mike Loprete. Science fiction action-puzzle game where the player plays as a disembodied head in a world full of robots.

    I really enjoyed this game, though a brief power outage at my house as I walked into the final room corrupted my save file, so there’s no way for me to see the ending or achievement hunt after that last room.

    What a shame I didn’t save manually.

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    UGLY KIT

     

    A man goes into a job interview

    A man goes into a job interview, and presents himself well.

    The employer is shocked at how professional he is, “Wow, you have an incredible resume, and present yourself fantastically, but you seem to be missing 5 years on this part of your resume. What happened there?”

    The man replied, “Oh, that’s when I went to Yale.”

    The employer is even more impressed. “That’s great, you’re hired!”

    The man is super happy and says “Yay, I got a yob!”

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    CRUCIBLE OF TERROR

     

    Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

    Directed by Irwin Allen. With Walter Pidgeon, Joan Fontaine, Barbara Eden, Peter Lorre. When the Earth is threatened by a burning Van Allen Radiation Belt, U.S. Navy Admiral Harriman Nelson plans to shoot a nuclear missile at the Belt, using his experimental atomic submarine, the Seaview.

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    Roku Adds Apple TV App Just in Time For Apple TV Plus Streaming Launch

    Apple’s TV and movie streaming app has landed on Roku. Starting today, most Roku device users will be able to add the Apple TV app for free. Under the companies’ agreement — for t…

    I’m assuming that I’ll be able to watch 4k/hdr content on this integration, which will be awesome as I’ve had several movies get locked behind apple’s pay wall that I haven’t been able to get to yet.

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    Forbidden Planet

    Directed by Fred M. Wilcox. With Walter Pidgeon, Anne Francis, Leslie Nielsen, Warren Stevens. A starship crew goes to investigate the silence of a planet’s colony only to find two survivors and a deadly secret that one of them has.

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    AMC Entertainment Introducing On-Demand Movie Service

    AMC Entertainment will introduce an online video store in the United States on Tuesday.

    No mention if these movies are going to be buy to own or just on demand or have any integration with Movies Anywhere.

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    DEEP STATE

     

    A good joke is like a good fart

    If you have to force it, it is probably sh*t

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