Close Call




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Since “fuckin’ scary” isn’t a category, I officially nominate it with this picture.
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Match Made In Heaven




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This is shit.
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wats up w the angels toes?
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This looks like something an 8 year old would get fake-tatooed on his chest to piss his ultra conservative christian mom off.
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Awesome! I have this tattoo!
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This is shit.
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wats up w the angels toes?
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This looks like something an 8 year old would get fake-tatooed on his chest to piss his ultra conservative christian mom off.
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Awesome! I have this tattoo!
Camera lenses




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Im a photographer. And this is a om nom for me. But not nearly as much as that post from yesterday of Layla Kayleigh. I wish I could have both!
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Im a photographer. And this is a om nom for me. But not nearly as much as that post from yesterday of Layla Kayleigh. I wish I could have both!
Repost




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“Marty, we’ve gone back in time!”
“No doc, it’s just a repost.”
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ROFLMAO.
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repost!
lol nice
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I lawled…
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ROFLMAO.
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I lawled…
Olde English Bulldogge




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This is my Olde English Bulldogge, Willy. He’s two and a half.
OEBs are a newer breed of bulldog created in the early 70s by David Leavitt. The idea was to mimic the now extinct Olde English Bulldogge which was used for blood sport (bull and bear baiting) in 18th century England.
These dogs are fantastic companion animals, very good with other pets and children. They’re more athletic than English Bulldogs and have far fewer health problems; for example, purebred OEBs do not have breathing problems or suffer from things like “cherry eye” and, as a result, tend to live quite a bit longer.
You can visit my breeders website at or bulldoginformation.com for more information.
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So cute! I love the first pic where he’s like “Why???”.
I can’t wait to get a house and an english bulldog! (Lifelong goal >.>)
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have you had any trouble with the folds on his face? how bad does he shed? I’ve got a rat terrier with white short hair, and she sheds like a champ
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Beautiful dog. My wife has a Boston Terrier who thinks she’s the same breed as my AmStaff bulldog. Both are awesome dogs, but I’ve been wanting an English and/or an “OEB” for years.
Great website you linked to there also. Thanks for that.
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yay, i got a post up. all i had to do was offer tiki a photograph of my bewbs.
@ladyoftheorb: don’t get an english bulldog. they’re sick and can’t breathe and die young.
@tiki: he sheds like a motherfuck. and his face isn’t so wrinkly that it needs a lot of maintenance – i just use baby wipes.
@atrocity: OEBs are fantastic dogs. the ‘or’ in my post links to the breeder’s site and the other link is for the kennel club. i screwed that up somehow.
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if i were there, i’d pet him right behind the ears where dogs cant reach and then i’d make faces with all that extra flesh because dogs like that, too. LOL
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So cute! I love the first pic where he’s like “Why???”.
I can’t wait to get a house and an english bulldog! (Lifelong goal >.>)
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have you had any trouble with the folds on his face? how bad does he shed? I’ve got a rat terrier with white short hair, and she sheds like a champ
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Beautiful dog. My wife has a Boston Terrier who thinks she’s the same breed as my AmStaff bulldog. Both are awesome dogs, but I’ve been wanting an English and/or an “OEB” for years.
Great website you linked to there also. Thanks for that.
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yay, i got a post up. all i had to do was offer tiki a photograph of my bewbs.
@ladyoftheorb: don’t get an english bulldog. they’re sick and can’t breathe and die young.
@tiki: he sheds like a motherfuck. and his face isn’t so wrinkly that it needs a lot of maintenance – i just use baby wipes.
@atrocity: OEBs are fantastic dogs. the ‘or’ in my post links to the breeder’s site and the other link is for the kennel club. i screwed that up somehow.
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if i were there, i’d pet him right behind the ears where dogs cant reach and then i’d make faces with all that extra flesh because dogs like that, too. LOL
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Pandas? Wrestling? WWF!




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Why choose when you can have both?
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i have a shirt that says wildlife wrestling federation. it has a hippo with a wrestling outfit on! they had on with a panda also, but i liked the hippo.
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i have a shirt that says wildlife wrestling federation. it has a hippo with a wrestling outfit on! they had on with a panda also, but i liked the hippo.
Modern Science!




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I choose the former.
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For SCIENCE!
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yes SCIENCE!
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How do you miss the ‘Science!’ tag honestly.
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Sadly, none of us schlubs get to do the choosing…
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For SCIENCE!
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yes SCIENCE!
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How do you miss the ‘Science!’ tag honestly.
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Sadly, none of us schlubs get to do the choosing…
Apple Tattoo




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I found this apple to be a little different than the others. It is not a sticker, it is the skin.
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It starts out as a sticker, which blocks the sunlight from getting to the apple in certain areas.
The rest ripens, the covered bits don’t.
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It’s not that it doesnt ripen, its that the pigments don’t do their job. Just like white asparagus, it’s grown in a dark room.
p.s. mmm mocha frappachino.
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White asperagus is not grown in a dark room. I live in a place where it is in season right now and they grow it in the ground. It is called Spargel in Germany and it is delicious. MMMMM en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spargel
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It starts out as a sticker, which blocks the sunlight from getting to the apple in certain areas.
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It’s not that it doesnt ripen, its that the pigments don’t do their job. Just like white asparagus, it’s grown in a dark room.
p.s. mmm mocha frappachino.
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White asperagus is not grown in a dark room. I live in a place where it is in season right now and they grow it in the ground. It is called Spargel in Germany and it is delicious. MMMMM en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spargel
Gasmask Shaver




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What kind of life is this guy living?
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This was one of the entries from wired.com‘s self portrait contest. Link: www.wired.com/culture/art/multimedia/2008/03/gallery_self_portrait_faves?slide=3&slideView=2
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“are you my mommy?” /dr. who
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meh you beat me to it, but it Mummy
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TF2′s pyro every morning.
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you done too much much too soon
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This was one of the entries from wired.com‘s self portrait contest. Link: www.wired.com/culture/art/multimedia/2008/03/gallery_self_portrait_faves?slide=3&slideView=2
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“are you my mommy?” /dr. who
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meh you beat me to it, but it Mummy
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TF2′s pyro every morning.
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you done too much much too soon
Brands Mix




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I don’t get half of these, but Gor is a cunt anyway.
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I got all but the unilever one
last one made me giggle
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lol @ macfag
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Nah, it’s the Incan Flag
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I’m never going to look at the Electrolux logo the same way again. Actually, I don’t remember ever noticing the Electrolux logo before anyway, so it doesn’t matter.
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Wiki one made me smile
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Mmmm… Electrolux…
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Awesome. Those are actually pretty clever.
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I don’t get half of these, but Gor is a cunt anyway.
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I got all but the unilever one
last one made me giggle
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lol @ macfag
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Nah, it’s the Incan Flag
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I’m never going to look at the Electrolux logo the same way again. Actually, I don’t remember ever noticing the Electrolux logo before anyway, so it doesn’t matter.
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Wiki one made me smile
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Mmmm… Electrolux…
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Awesome. Those are actually pretty clever.
Fan Created Incredible Hulk




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Sweden-based artist Jonas Thornqvist created this model using 3ds max, Mental Ray, and Photoshop.
And i have to agree, its a lot better than what we’ve seen in trailers right??
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Agreed
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i’d do ‘im.
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That nigga’s crazy!
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How the Hell does he turn his head?
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Funny thing, he doesnt
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I like the new Hulk, he’s not as fugly, so I actually can stand looking at his little shrunken head for a few minutes.
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Little shrunken head? Really? You call *that* a little shrunken head? I think your sense of scale is a wee bit off… ;P
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There’s a difference between a rendered exhibition model and one used in continuous animation
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Agreed
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i’d do ‘im.
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That nigga’s crazy!
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How the Hell does he turn his head?
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@evil_penguin_17
Funny thing, he doesnt
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I like the new Hulk, he’s not as fugly, so I actually can stand looking at his little shrunken head for a few minutes.
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Little shrunken head? Really? You call *that* a little shrunken head? I think your sense of scale is a wee bit off… ;P
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There’s a difference between a rendered exhibition model and one used in continuous animation
Lazy Cat




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He is chillin’
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Beware the lazy cats Gom Gabbar
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He has got some serious chiller-instinct
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Beware the lazy cats Gom Gabbar
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He has got some serious chiller-instinct
The Differences Between The Candidates




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“John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were walking down a Washington DC street when they came upon a homeless man.
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John McCain, gave the man his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took out $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the man.
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Hillary was very impressed, so when they came upon another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to him and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into John McCain’s pocket and got out a $20. She kept $15 for her administration fees and gave the homeless man $5.
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When they came upon yet another homeless person, Barack told him to “have hope…change is coming…” and gave him nothing.Now do you understand the difference?”
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Empty attack is empty.
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You forgot what came first…
John McCain first had to get the twenty from Exxon Oil..
Man, if this wasn’t so funny it would be a troll…
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So, really what that is saying is that Obama is going to create change that will help everyone unlike Hillary and McCain who are trying to fuel their self-gratification by giving some guy a bit of money and then patting themselves on the back?
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Later all three homeless men got up, walked around the corner, got into their SUVs and drove home.
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Yeah, where did the money come from? It has to come from increased taxes, budget reallocation, corporate sponsorship, plain old inflation (print more money, lol!), or a combination of the above. Plus McCain hasn’t said anything about handing money out like Santa Claus to people in need (e.g., home owners in trouble) without oversight. In fact, he wanted better controls of how to handle the the recovery of the housing market to prevent fraud; something I strongly agree with.
Stupid, petty ad hominem attack is stupid and petty.
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i’m still not going to vote for mcain… ever.
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What business does John McCain have?? His wife’s beer business that she inherited?
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Wow, DC sure is full of homeless.
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‘Administrative fees’ of corporations are far higher then any government organisation.
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@ przxqgl
Nor will I. But I’m not going to say that people that don’t fall in line with my polical leaning have no good ideas.
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I guess I’m not done ranting:
John McCain is kind of a fuck-up who dumped his first wife (who waited for him while he was a POW) and married a rich broad. He’s been living off her coat-tails ever since. He’s a mediocre Senator, I’ll give him that, but he’s not half the hero anyone makes him out to be and he’s certainly no “self-made American Dream”.
It was awful nice of him give he’s wife money to that homeless guy though.
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Republicans…fuck yeah.
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At least they do something… i mean sure it might not be something good…gah the internet is so left wing biased.
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Everyone calm down, it’s just a bit of fun
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RON PAUL, motherfuckers
he’s still in the race
*sigh*
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What an embarrassingly terrible troll. Typical of duck: all the racism, with none of the wit.
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@thelotuseater725
you’ll find that most people with an education and plenty of experience in the world end up being “left wing biased”
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trolling is officially approved up by tiki
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@ tiki
Haha, man do I loooove alcohol fueled wisdom!
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How is it racist to point out that Obama hasn’t got much more to offer than nebulous ‘hope’ and ‘change’?
It’s sad, but the Dems are in a bind…Clinton would make the better President, but Obama can win for them. And the rift is growing…
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“What an embarrassingly terrible troll. Typical of duck: all the racism, with none of the wit.” -AlecDalek
Really? So you’re telling me you remember every single one of my 475+ posts and have come to the conclusion that they’re all racist? Hmmm…let’s see how racist my last 10 posts have been:
1. Family of Ducks: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/20/family-of-ducks/
2. Bong Dolphin Tattoo: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/20/best-tattoo-ever/
3. Microwaved CD: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/20/microwaved-cd/
4. Shasta Tiki Punch: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/18/shasta-tiki-punch/
5. Fully Functional NES Coffee Table: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/12/fully-functional-nes-controller-coffee-table/
6. Russian Zubr: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/12/russian-zubr/
7. 2-Day old Piping Plover: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/07/2-day-old-piping-plovers/
8. AC-119 Gunship Mission, Vietnam 1969: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/07/ac-119g-gunship-mission-vietnam-1969/
9. Muhammed Ali: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/07/muhammad-ali/
10. Aluminum Foil Desk: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/07/aluminum-foil-desk/
The only one that could even be confused with being a racist post is the Muhammed Ali one, but I thought that was a great picture of him outside of the ring & as an everyday human being of that time (hence, why I posted it). I admit that I really do owe everyone an apology over the Bong Smoking Dolphin Tattoo, but that’s the only concession you’ll be getting out of me.
I suggest you do more research and try to start basing your hopelessly audacious accusations on actual facts before you open your mouth.
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Stop being a fucking racist, the_duck.
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I enjoyed the bong smoking dolphin tatoo.
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if you click on your name under the post (“Posted by the_duck”) you can see all 475 of the posts that you’ve made so far, which I didn’t realize you were such a heavy hitter on MCS till just right now. I need to have a “top stats” page or something.
hrmmmm
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McCain Voted Against Over $1 Billion In Homeless Assistance. McCain voted against an amendment to restore homeless assistance funding to the 1995 level of $1.12 billion, an increase of $360 million from the bill, and offset the costs by reducing funds for the renewal of expiring subsidized private housing contracts. [1995 Senate Vote #468, 9/27/1995]
Is your next post gonna be a cartoon where they walk by an unemployed vet and McCain stops to give him a full scholarship?
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@tiki:
“you’ll find that most people with an education and plenty of experience in the world end up being “left wing biased—
Really? Well, its too bad for them we live in a country that says it works off a popular vote, but not really. I still can’t say I’d vote for any of these fools.
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Reboot wins for successfully using “coat-tails” in casual conversation.
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@chris_hates_freedom
as much as I agree that McCain isn’t a good candidate for president, just mentioning what he voted against isn’t a very good indicator. What else was riding on those bills that he voted down? the US has this unfortunate habit of making bills like this:
Section 1 – IMPORTANT READ ME
Free IceCream for everyone!
Section 2 – ignore me pls
subparagraph 4, sentence 2
Kill everyone that eats icecream
The media picks up on the first part of it, so when anyone votes against it, Obama, Clinton or McCain, they can hold it over their heads. “oh, but you voted against free icecream!” they’ll scream, without even touching on the riders on the bill.
I’d love to see a federal law passed, without riders, that limits legislation to a single topic / effect. It’ll never happen I’m sure, but still. Florida has a “single subject clause” in our constitution, but even that has loopholes
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Agreed. My issue is mainly that the cartoon was so against reality to the point of
“McCain, Clinton and Obama find a cat stuck in the tree. McCain bravely climbs up and rescues it. Clinton points at the cat and laughs. Obama throws rocks at it until it falls, rips off its head and bathes himself in its blood.”
To tout McCain, and by extension Republicans, as the champion of the poor is laughable. I should make a cartoon that shows Democrats as better at tax cutting and gay-hating.
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Except Mccain wouldnt give the guy $20, hed take some money out of his tip jar to pay for a new war then take away his veterans benefits.
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LMFAO! The entertainment value of the comment thread is 10x better than the original post.
Gawd I hate politics, and I’m not too crazy about people who get all wrapped around the axel over politics. Ya’ll act like there’s any difference in the parties. Now when anarchy appears on the ballot I’ll get excited…
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Little did the homeless man know that John McCain’s “job” was cannon fodder for the invasion of Iran.
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@tiki
sorry, but this was too good to pass up… I just realized that you are probably the 1st person to use Florida as an example of effective Democracy since the 2000 election.
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Chris, good eye.
Tiki, how do Florida democrats (like yourself) feel about the voting early/delagates not counted shit that’s going on with you guys and Michigan?
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@DasMaus
Do you have any idea what anarchy means? I mean, what it REALLY means, not just what you read off wikipedia. Do you expect anything to change if suddenly there are no more governing bodies?
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@ Luke V1-5
Yes do. I’ve seen it for myself in both Somalia and Sierra Leone when things were bad…and by bad I mean really, REALLY bad, as in kids having their arms chopped off and eyes burned out bad . I didn’t intend to come across sounding like I was in favor of anarchy. “Excited” doesn’t necessarily indicate a sense of joy.
I guess I need to be less vague in future comments
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@ Luke
Yup, you’re right. Humans may never be ready for anarchy. Anarchy can only be achieved and maintained if everyone takes responsibility for themselves. As soon as a few people commit some antisocial acts, order would have to be restored and government reinstated.
Ironically, preachy anarchists tend to be very irresponsible people (at least the ones I knew).
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I don’t think this is empty and McCain definitely doesn’t take money from oil companies because if you take anything out of them they pretty much make nothing… there’s a 25 cent federal law tax on petro for every dollar sold, and states can also change that, while the oil companies make around 2 cents per dollar sold.
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McCain’s 20 will get the homeless guy dinner, and then he’ll be homeless again. Obama’s advice will motivate the homeless guy to get a job so he can feed himself.
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That is retarded, illogical, and VERY inaccurate.
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Empty attack is empty.
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You forgot what came first…
John McCain first had to get the twenty from Exxon Oil..
Man, if this wasn’t so funny it would be a troll…
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So, really what that is saying is that Obama is going to create change that will help everyone unlike Hillary and McCain who are trying to fuel their self-gratification by giving some guy a bit of money and then patting themselves on the back?
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Later all three homeless men got up, walked around the corner, got into their SUVs and drove home.
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Yeah, where did the money come from? It has to come from increased taxes, budget reallocation, corporate sponsorship, plain old inflation (print more money, lol!), or a combination of the above. Plus McCain hasn’t said anything about handing money out like Santa Claus to people in need (e.g., home owners in trouble) without oversight. In fact, he wanted better controls of how to handle the the recovery of the housing market to prevent fraud; something I strongly agree with.
Stupid, petty ad hominem attack is stupid and petty.
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i’m still not going to vote for mcain… ever.
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What business does John McCain have?? His wife’s beer business that she inherited?
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Wow, DC sure is full of homeless.
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‘Administrative fees’ of corporations are far higher then any government organisation.
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I guess I’m not done ranting:
John McCain is kind of a fuck-up who dumped his first wife (who waited for him while he was a POW) and married a rich broad. He’s been living off her coat-tails ever since. He’s a mediocre Senator, I’ll give him that, but he’s not half the hero anyone makes him out to be and he’s certainly no “self-made American Dream”.
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Republicans…fuck yeah.
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At least they do something… i mean sure it might not be something good…gah the internet is so left wing biased.
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Everyone calm down, it’s just a bit of fun
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RON PAUL, motherfuckers
he’s still in the race
*sigh*
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What an embarrassingly terrible troll. Typical of duck: all the racism, with none of the wit.
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@thelotuseater725
you’ll find that most people with an education and plenty of experience in the world end up being “left wing biased”
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trolling is officially approved up by tiki
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@ tiki
Haha, man do I loooove alcohol fueled wisdom!
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How is it racist to point out that Obama hasn’t got much more to offer than nebulous ‘hope’ and ‘change’?
It’s sad, but the Dems are in a bind…Clinton would make the better President, but Obama can win for them. And the rift is growing…
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“What an embarrassingly terrible troll. Typical of duck: all the racism, with none of the wit.” -AlecDalek
Really? So you’re telling me you remember every single one of my 475+ posts and have come to the conclusion that they’re all racist? Hmmm…let’s see how racist my last 10 posts have been:
1. Family of Ducks: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/20/family-of-ducks/
2. Bong Dolphin Tattoo: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/20/best-tattoo-ever/
3. Microwaved CD: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/20/microwaved-cd/
4. Shasta Tiki Punch: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/18/shasta-tiki-punch/
5. Fully Functional NES Coffee Table: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/12/fully-functional-nes-controller-coffee-table/
6. Russian Zubr: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/12/russian-zubr/
7. 2-Day old Piping Plover: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/07/2-day-old-piping-plovers/
8. AC-119 Gunship Mission, Vietnam 1969: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/07/ac-119g-gunship-mission-vietnam-1969/
9. Muhammed Ali: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/07/muhammad-ali/
10. Aluminum Foil Desk: www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/07/aluminum-foil-desk/
The only one that could even be confused with being a racist post is the Muhammed Ali one, but I thought that was a great picture of him outside of the ring & as an everyday human being of that time (hence, why I posted it). I admit that I really do owe everyone an apology over the Bong Smoking Dolphin Tattoo, but that’s the only concession you’ll be getting out of me.
I suggest you do more research and try to start basing your hopelessly audacious accusations on actual facts before you open your mouth.
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Stop being a fucking racist, the_duck.
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I enjoyed the bong smoking dolphin tatoo.
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@the_duck
if you click on your name under the post (“Posted by the_duck”) you can see all 475 of the posts that you’ve made so far, which I didn’t realize you were such a heavy hitter on MCS till just right now. I need to have a “top stats” page or something.
hrmmmm
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McCain Voted Against Over $1 Billion In Homeless Assistance. McCain voted against an amendment to restore homeless assistance funding to the 1995 level of $1.12 billion, an increase of $360 million from the bill, and offset the costs by reducing funds for the renewal of expiring subsidized private housing contracts. [1995 Senate Vote #468, 9/27/1995]
Is your next post gonna be a cartoon where they walk by an unemployed vet and McCain stops to give him a full scholarship?
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@tiki:
“you’ll find that most people with an education and plenty of experience in the world end up being “left wing biased—
Really? Well, its too bad for them we live in a country that says it works off a popular vote, but not really. I still can’t say I’d vote for any of these fools.
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@11.reboot
Reboot wins for successfully using “coat-tails” in casual conversation.
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@chris_hates_freedom
as much as I agree that McCain isn’t a good candidate for president, just mentioning what he voted against isn’t a very good indicator. What else was riding on those bills that he voted down? the US has this unfortunate habit of making bills like this:
Section 1 – IMPORTANT READ ME
Free IceCream for everyone!Section 2 – ignore me pls
subparagraph 4, sentence 2
Kill everyone that eats icecreamThe media picks up on the first part of it, so when anyone votes against it, Obama, Clinton or McCain, they can hold it over their heads. “oh, but you voted against free icecream!” they’ll scream, without even touching on the riders on the bill.
I’d love to see a federal law passed, without riders, that limits legislation to a single topic / effect. It’ll never happen I’m sure, but still. Florida has a “single subject clause” in our constitution, but even that has loopholes
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@tiki
Agreed. My issue is mainly that the cartoon was so against reality to the point of
“McCain, Clinton and Obama find a cat stuck in the tree. McCain bravely climbs up and rescues it. Clinton points at the cat and laughs. Obama throws rocks at it until it falls, rips off its head and bathes himself in its blood.”
To tout McCain, and by extension Republicans, as the champion of the poor is laughable. I should make a cartoon that shows Democrats as better at tax cutting and gay-hating.
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Except Mccain wouldnt give the guy $20, hed take some money out of his tip jar to pay for a new war then take away his veterans benefits.
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LMFAO! The entertainment value of the comment thread is 10x better than the original post.
Gawd I hate politics, and I’m not too crazy about people who get all wrapped around the axel over politics. Ya’ll act like there’s any difference in the parties. Now when anarchy appears on the ballot I’ll get excited…
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Little did the homeless man know that John McCain’s “job” was cannon fodder for the invasion of Iran.
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@tiki
sorry, but this was too good to pass up… I just realized that you are probably the 1st person to use Florida as an example of effective Democracy since the 2000 election.
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Chris, good eye.
Tiki, how do Florida democrats (like yourself) feel about the voting early/delagates not counted shit that’s going on with you guys and Michigan?
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@DasMaus
Do you have any idea what anarchy means? I mean, what it REALLY means, not just what you read off wikipedia. Do you expect anything to change if suddenly there are no more governing bodies?
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@ Luke V1-5
Yes do. I’ve seen it for myself in both Somalia and Sierra Leone when things were bad…and by bad I mean really, REALLY bad, as in kids having their arms chopped off and eyes burned out bad . I didn’t intend to come across sounding like I was in favor of anarchy. “Excited” doesn’t necessarily indicate a sense of joy.
I guess I need to be less vague in future comments
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@ Luke
Yup, you’re right. Humans may never be ready for anarchy. Anarchy can only be achieved and maintained if everyone takes responsibility for themselves. As soon as a few people commit some antisocial acts, order would have to be restored and government reinstated.Ironically, preachy anarchists tend to be very irresponsible people (at least the ones I knew).
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I don’t think this is empty and McCain definitely doesn’t take money from oil companies because if you take anything out of them they pretty much make nothing… there’s a 25 cent federal law tax on petro for every dollar sold, and states can also change that, while the oil companies make around 2 cents per dollar sold.
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McCain’s 20 will get the homeless guy dinner, and then he’ll be homeless again. Obama’s advice will motivate the homeless guy to get a job so he can feed himself.
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@duck
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That is retarded, illogical, and VERY inaccurate.
Westcott Lighthouse




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I heard this effect was due to the type of light (an old school kind) that was temporarily in place while they changed to a more modern LED. True?
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Beware my power; Green Lantern’s Light!
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Is that real? Cuz I have a photoshop brush that can make that exact kind of light/shape… if so… SHOPPED! If not… well if not, then that’s pretty bitchin’.
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Once a year, Wescott Lighthouse turns off the fake lighthouse light (an airplane beacon) and turns on the real Fresnel lens for two hours to celebrate the anniversary of the original lighting over 140 years ago.
For the first five minutes, they hold the lens stationary so that all the photographers “can take their digital masterpieces before processing them on the computer in PhotoShop” (so said the announcer). After the first five minutes, they let the lens rotate at its normal speed.
This is exactly what it looked like during the first five minutes. No star-effect filter, and no PhotoShop tricks. I never realized that a real lighthouse light was actually a collection of multiple beams. This was necessary because they couldn’t make the huge lenses rotate very fast with the old machinery.
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Thanks nyoki, much appreciated.
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Half life 2
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How is this wallpaper size?
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@Tastyzippo: you’re welcome
@bluebec: works as a wallpaper for me
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Where is the Westcott big lighthouse located?
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I heard this effect was due to the type of light (an old school kind) that was temporarily in place while they changed to a more modern LED. True?
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Beware my power; Green Lantern’s Light!
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Is that real? Cuz I have a photoshop brush that can make that exact kind of light/shape… if so… SHOPPED! If not… well if not, then that’s pretty bitchin’.
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Once a year, Wescott Lighthouse turns off the fake lighthouse light (an airplane beacon) and turns on the real Fresnel lens for two hours to celebrate the anniversary of the original lighting over 140 years ago.
For the first five minutes, they hold the lens stationary so that all the photographers “can take their digital masterpieces before processing them on the computer in PhotoShop” (so said the announcer). After the first five minutes, they let the lens rotate at its normal speed.
This is exactly what it looked like during the first five minutes. No star-effect filter, and no PhotoShop tricks. I never realized that a real lighthouse light was actually a collection of multiple beams. This was necessary because they couldn’t make the huge lenses rotate very fast with the old machinery.
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Thanks nyoki, much appreciated.
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Half life 2
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How is this wallpaper size?
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@Tastyzippo: you’re welcome
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Where is the Westcott big lighthouse located?
Burning Man




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Ugh. While I’m sure the event might be interesting, nothing heightens my hate like hippie hedonism.
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Egads! Peaceful folk enjoying themselves! Someone get them a cable TV and some guns so they can start acting normal again.
Chill out, dude. Nothing wrong with hippie hedonism in moderation.
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Poppycock! There is no moderation in Burning Man. The festival is hypocritical in its counterculture insinuations. It’s a bunch of drug addicts and their dealers looking to make a couple of bucks. Almost 50 thousand people pay $200 or more for this corporate event. They are fooling themselves if they claim that this festival is about anything else than getting high.
The man that burned the wood sculpture before it was supposed to be? That’s counterculture. Try submitting art to the festival that is subtly subversive to the event and its participants. I’m sure it will be warmly accepted.
I like that you jumped to the guns and TV thing. Assuming that I was some asinine conservative looking to ruin some hippies fun, I guess. I don’t mind their stupid festival; I mind how it is disingenuously promoted. I used the word ‘hate’ because I like alliterations and ‘dissatisfaction’ doesn’t start with ‘h’. And, no, I will not chill out, dude. I’m a pissed off cynic and skeptic and I like myself that way.
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I agree that the event organizers have gone corporate. But if you actually have to pay cash for drugs at Burning Man, you are seriously doing something wrong.
I wouldn’t drive across the country for it, but I went every year when I lived in Reno. For $200 its a great way to spend a week.
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Well, I don’t feel up to giving some baby boomer that hasn’t showered in three days a blowjob, so yes, I am going to pay for drugs if I went to this thing. Kidding, of course. What I guess you’re saying (since I will never attend this thing) is that people bring their own stash and trade/give freely among others. Well, TANSTAAFL. The drugs came from somewhere, someone had to buy them. So my theory of the event being a dealer’s heaven is shot down due to ignorance (thankfully). Sue me. Better yet, make an effigy of me and burn it.
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Look. All politics aside, it looks like a lot of fun to me. The event may be corporate, but the people who turn up don’t seem to be (I’ve never been) and it seems to be a lot of fun for all involved, which is really the point. Burning man is about politics and philosophy and art and things, but it’s also about a bunch of hippies having a party, and you know what? I say good for them.
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Since you’ll never go, you’ll never need to know this, but:
if you plan things right you can barter with regular items. Condoms are like gold and pudding snacks will get you some action.
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@ reboot
The pussy I could get from a pudding snack is pussy I would never fuck. Plus, I’m married with child. So, plan is…
1- Bring tons of condoms
2- ???
3- Profit!
@ brisingre
All politics aside, and Burning Man is about politics. Hmm…
NASCAR, monster truck rallys, drums circles (and Burning man is just a huge drum circle), stadium concerts, etc. Too many inhebriated dumb people. I like my parties a little smaller.
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Ugh. While I’m sure the event might be interesting, nothing heightens my hate like hippie hedonism.
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Egads! Peaceful folk enjoying themselves! Someone get them a cable TV and some guns so they can start acting normal again.
Chill out, dude. Nothing wrong with hippie hedonism in moderation.
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Poppycock! There is no moderation in Burning Man. The festival is hypocritical in its counterculture insinuations. It’s a bunch of drug addicts and their dealers looking to make a couple of bucks. Almost 50 thousand people pay $200 or more for this corporate event. They are fooling themselves if they claim that this festival is about anything else than getting high.
The man that burned the wood sculpture before it was supposed to be? That’s counterculture. Try submitting art to the festival that is subtly subversive to the event and its participants. I’m sure it will be warmly accepted.
I like that you jumped to the guns and TV thing. Assuming that I was some asinine conservative looking to ruin some hippies fun, I guess. I don’t mind their stupid festival; I mind how it is disingenuously promoted. I used the word ‘hate’ because I like alliterations and ‘dissatisfaction’ doesn’t start with ‘h’. And, no, I will not chill out, dude. I’m a pissed off cynic and skeptic and I like myself that way.
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I agree that the event organizers have gone corporate. But if you actually have to pay cash for drugs at Burning Man, you are seriously doing something wrong.
I wouldn’t drive across the country for it, but I went every year when I lived in Reno. For $200 its a great way to spend a week. -
Well, I don’t feel up to giving some baby boomer that hasn’t showered in three days a blowjob, so yes, I am going to pay for drugs if I went to this thing. Kidding, of course. What I guess you’re saying (since I will never attend this thing) is that people bring their own stash and trade/give freely among others. Well, TANSTAAFL. The drugs came from somewhere, someone had to buy them. So my theory of the event being a dealer’s heaven is shot down due to ignorance (thankfully). Sue me. Better yet, make an effigy of me and burn it.
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Look. All politics aside, it looks like a lot of fun to me. The event may be corporate, but the people who turn up don’t seem to be (I’ve never been) and it seems to be a lot of fun for all involved, which is really the point. Burning man is about politics and philosophy and art and things, but it’s also about a bunch of hippies having a party, and you know what? I say good for them.
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Since you’ll never go, you’ll never need to know this, but:
if you plan things right you can barter with regular items. Condoms are like gold and pudding snacks will get you some action. -
@ reboot
The pussy I could get from a pudding snack is pussy I would never fuck. Plus, I’m married with child. So, plan is…
1- Bring tons of condoms
2- ???
3- Profit!@ brisingre
All politics aside, and Burning Man is about politics. Hmm…
NASCAR, monster truck rallys, drums circles (and Burning man is just a huge drum circle), stadium concerts, etc. Too many inhebriated dumb people. I like my parties a little smaller.
Pillar and arches




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Very cool, I love gothic style (I mean real gothic structures, not emo kids), also I think a Warhammer 40k tag would not be inappropriate.
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well yeah, except there’s no wh40k stuff here?
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It’s, uh, ….. gothic and 40k is gothic and since, you know, uh, ….. never mind.
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Very cool, I love gothic style (I mean real gothic structures, not emo kids), also I think a Warhammer 40k tag would not be inappropriate.
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well yeah, except there’s no wh40k stuff here?
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It’s, uh, ….. gothic and 40k is gothic and since, you know, uh, ….. never mind.
Faster Than Chuck Norris




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Saw this while running errands in Kitchener (Ontario)
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oh my god, where is this place? i was just in k/w and i didn’t see it. which makes me sad.
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Nothing is faster than Chuck Norris. Nothing.
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I’ve never seen it in kitchener either
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You haven’t seen it because Chuck Norris has Round-House kicked it to dust.
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* Chuck Norris doesn’t have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant pussy.
* Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all of the clothes correctly.
* Chuck Norris won’t suck your dick for money; he will gladly do it for free.
* Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups; he’s too old.
* Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again christian fundie.
* When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it’s Mike Huckabee
* Chuck Norris doesn’t read books; he’s actually a pretty ignorant person.
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@reboot
LMAO… it’s funny cuz it’s all true.
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@reboot
oooo snap
i meant to comment earlier but i was watching that procrastination post……
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@Reboot
The truth is Phail.
This is false advertising. Nothing is faster than Chuck…
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It’s at the corner of King and Ottawa…I think they were just putting up the Chuck Norris sign the day I took the picture. It wasn’t the time I went past it before then
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oh my god, where is this place? i was just in k/w and i didn’t see it. which makes me sad.
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Nothing is faster than Chuck Norris. Nothing.
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I’ve never seen it in kitchener either
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You haven’t seen it because Chuck Norris has Round-House kicked it to dust.
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* Chuck Norris doesn’t have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant pussy.
* Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all of the clothes correctly.
* Chuck Norris won’t suck your dick for money; he will gladly do it for free.
* Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups; he’s too old.
* Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again christian fundie.
* When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it’s Mike Huckabee
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i meant to comment earlier but i was watching that procrastination post…… -
@Reboot
The truth is Phail.This is false advertising. Nothing is faster than Chuck…
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It’s at the corner of King and Ottawa…I think they were just putting up the Chuck Norris sign the day I took the picture. It wasn’t the time I went past it before then
Moar Lion on Horse




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Might just beat bear calvary….
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JESUS CHRIST!
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Doesn’t he secretly want to OMNOMNOM that horse?
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Is that from the new Narnia movie?
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Jesus Christ! He’s catching up!
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OMG a LION! Get in the horse trailer!
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On both of those pictures you can see the lion’s balls.
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what the fuck is up with the predators-on-horses photos? who keeps doing this?? i’m so confused.
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I’m waiting for the picture of a horse riding another horse.
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LOL The Lion seems more worried about the ride than the horse… ROFL…
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Might just beat bear calvary….
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JESUS CHRIST!
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Doesn’t he secretly want to OMNOMNOM that horse?
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Is that from the new Narnia movie?
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Jesus Christ! He’s catching up!
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OMG a LION! Get in the horse trailer!
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On both of those pictures you can see the lion’s balls.
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what the fuck is up with the predators-on-horses photos? who keeps doing this?? i’m so confused.
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I’m waiting for the picture of a horse riding another horse.
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LOL The Lion seems more worried about the ride than the horse… ROFL…
Family of Ducks




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this is dangerously close to being a duckroll
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Ducks rock.
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Delicious!
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Ducks. We is.
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Needs “Cute as Hell Animals” tag.
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this is dangerously close to being a duckroll
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Ducks rock.
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Delicious!
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Ducks. We is.
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Needs “Cute as Hell Animals” tag.
Bong Dolphin Tattoo




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shitty tat is shitty
also, why didnt he at least cover up the other tattoo?
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A bad tattoo of a character with a bad tattoo? Dizzyingly LAWL.
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why does the dolphin have a tribal tattoo? that shit sux
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like dio, this is so bad it’s awesome.
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shitty tat is shitty
also, why didnt he at least cover up the other tattoo?
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A bad tattoo of a character with a bad tattoo? Dizzyingly LAWL.
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why does the dolphin have a tribal tattoo? that shit sux
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like dio, this is so bad it’s awesome.



































May 21, 2008 at 9:47 am
Now there’s a “brown pants” moment.
May 21, 2008 at 10:39 am
I came here to say what penguin said. That’d make you poop a little.
May 21, 2008 at 12:37 pm
missed it by that much…
May 21, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Better luck next time.