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  • Mars Mission

    Mars Mission

     

    LEGO Ice sculptures

    Statue of Liberty LEGO Ice sculpture

     

    Best I can do

     

    find the toenail

    hear a crunch

    OUCH

     

    FLUSH TWICE

     


  • THE BANANA SPLITS

     

    ALBUMS

     

    Checks out

     

    MOVIE VIEWER

     

    Problems

     

    DR LOVELESS

     

    RACE CAR

     

    The car had two snow machine engines that sucked the car onto the ground.  It worked too well, and the car was eventually disqualified.

    Police UPS

     

    He didn’t have:
    qualified immunity
    co-workers willing to lie under oath to protect him
    a union rep willing to slander innocent victims
    the presumption of justification
    unlimited ability to conceal or destroy evidence

    When you lack these things, you HAVE to get it right.

    True Facts

     

    Tight ship

     

    Underwater

    Directed by William Eubank. With Kristen Stewart, T.J. Miller, Jessica Henwick, Vincent Cassel. A crew of aquatic researchers work to get to safety after an earthquake devastates their subterranean laboratory. But the crew has more than the ocean seabed to fear.

    Amazingly better than I could have hoped for, I was on the edge of my seat for nearly the entire movie. There’s one confusing lull in the story, but that gets handled in due course.

    See this in theaters if possible!

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    John Carter The End

    Centuries have passed and time has taken its toll on Mars. Conflict burns across the landscape. A war of supremacy and genocide at the hands of a brutal despot has brought the planet to the edge of collapse. A search party has finally located an aged John Carter and Dejah Thoris, living in quiet seclusion on a desert moon, in perpetual mourning for their lost son. How could they be Mars’ last hope?

    Introducing a John Carter story like you’ve never seen before, from co-writers Brian Wood (Star Wars, DMZ, Northlanders) and Alex Cox (Adventure Time), joined by artist Hayden Sherman (Civil War II: Kingpin).

    Reviews:
    “Hayden Sherman does a great job… It is primitive and powerful. Each panel looks dangerous, like you could be sliced to ribbons by the cliff faces.” – Comic Crusaders
    “It never occurred to me that John Carter and Batman would have much in common, but I hadn’t read John Carter: The End yet.” – Slack Jaw Punks
    “A perfect continuation for the stories of Edgar Rice Burroughs and the characters of Barsoom. This should please, delight and thrill old and new fans alike.” – Outright Geekery

    I’ve been getting more and more interested in the John Carter mythos, first introduced to me by the Disney movie, and this was my first purchase of Carter comics that I’ve been able to get around to reading. I have the adaptation around my office somewhere, just need to dig it out and read it.

    I realize that starting with a series named “The End” was likely a bad idea, but there wasn’t anything here that was confusing, and the issues were only $1 each during the annual MidTown sale.

    Here’s the book that I was most impressed with it’s cover: leagueofcomicgeeks.com/comic/4679913/john-carter-the-end-3?variant=8038692

    Fantastic, isn’t it?

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    NITROUS BOTTLE

     

    MONSTER

     

    Deconstructed

    Jennifer Walters has survived the second Civil War…barely. But, having risen from the rubble, she re-enters the world a very different kind of hero. Fueled by a quiet rage, she is determined to move forward, to go on with her life – but the pain of the past and all that she’s lost is always there. An undercurrent, a pulse waiting to quicken -and trigger Jen’s transformation into the one thing she doesn’t have control over… COLLECTING: HULK 1-6

    She-Hulk is now just “hulk”, which isn’t confusing at all, but makes sense in light of the fact that the original “hulk” is dead at this point in the Marvel timeline. Unlike the Daredevil mini series I read right before this series, there’s no redemption arc here, just some really sad stuff that really made me sad for Jennifer.

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    CONCEPT

     

    DAMASCUS