Victoria Beckham (Before & After)

Posted in Images on May 26th, 2008 by the_duck | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   ohmybob (UID# 464) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 8:01 am

   Eat a god damn sandwich, woman.
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   w0x (UID# 974) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 8:11 am

   Eat some more boob enhancers. Oh wait.
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   bright-green (UID# 3009) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 8:12 am

   Horrible and.. oh and horrible.
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   kyro (UID# 3674) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 8:51 am

   It’s gonna exploded !
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   pvdlkccfzs (UID# 2789) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 10:17 am

   sad…
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   alexonfire (UID# 2311) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 11:59 am

   om nom nom nom?!?!?!?!?
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   jet (UID# 316) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 12:34 pm

   i see a definite improvement
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   storminator (UID# 2681) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 1:22 pm

   

   who is she and who cut her hair?
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   crstella19 (UID# 2731) 1  0
   May 26, 2008 at 1:34 pm

   It never ceases to amaze me how quick some of you douches are to say how unattractive a girl is on here, when clearly if she ever approached you in real life (which she wouldn’t) you’d freeze up and shit your pants.
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    lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0
    May 26, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    Usually I’m the same, but this woman actually frightens me. Like, her neck, man, look at her neck. It’s freakin’ out. It’s trying to escape.
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    hepathos (UID# 719) 0  1
    May 26, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    Looks like a loose-loose situation.
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    reboot (UID# 436) 0  0
    May 26, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    

    Better living through SCIENCE!
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    tony (UID# 373) 0  0
    May 26, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Pendantic, it’s called SKS, or Sharp Knees Syndrome. It originated on Fark, when tons of 20-something virgins would complain about chicks in the boobies threads.

    Hepathos, lose, not loose. Unless you meant the circumference of her vagoo and butthole, then I shall lol.
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    fishbender (UID# 2858) 0  0
    May 26, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    @pedantic:
    I’d be more likely to freeze up and shit my pants if she still looked like the ‘before’ picture.
    Seriously…she was a lot better-looking when she knew how to smile.
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    phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
    May 27, 2008 at 12:28 am

    

    @pedantic
    It’s also ironic how those of us who are loathe to call a woman unattractive would never be approached by a woman like this…

    Funny how that all works out…

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NSFW – Men, multi-tasking is not for you !

Posted in Images on May 26th, 2008 by Anonymous | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Animated Image, Humor, Sexist, wtf

Giant Penises are NSFW :

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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   May 24, 2008 at 4:29 pm

   

   I dont’ think I’ve ever even contemplated doing more then just pee. Peeing is one of those “gotta get right on the first try” things that you absolutely don’t want to mess up.
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   thrella (UID# 3595) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 7:29 am

   Agreed. I don’t think i could ever brush my teeth while peeing. Unless im in the shower then i can do all 3 at once, i’m a man-god.
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   pvdlkccfzs (UID# 2789) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 10:24 am

   I can piss and blow my nose at the same time, and both with 100% efficiency and accuracy.
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   kaz3 (UID# 303) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 10:50 am

   Pfft, that’s just the beginning.

   Here in texas, you have the unspoken rule about if you own the land, you can pee on it. It’s quite interesting when getting up in the morning, and going for your morning stroll while brushing your teeth, having to pee.

   Fortunately for me, I’ve learned that I can pee while walking, I just however should not do that when it’s windy.
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   crstella19 (UID# 2731) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 1:05 pm

   The sad part is this was made by a woman, meaning women assume that the reason men piss all over the toilet seat is because they are multi-tasking.

   Yeah not so much. We’re just that inaccurate sometimes.

   In our defense however, when we piss on the seat from the morning-after-sex induced vurtually uncontrollable dual-stream, the woman must take partial responsibility.
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   pjh3000 (UID# 380) 0  0
   May 27, 2008 at 8:23 am

   

   I can pee and refill a bong at the same time.
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   chillin789 (UID# 3429) 0  0
   July 25, 2008 at 2:00 pm

   @ pedantic:
   I always tell my wife that a free throw is a little more difficult than a slam dunk, and I’m bound to miss once in a while…
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   casemods (UID# 667) 0  0
   October 7, 2008 at 5:12 am

   

   I’ve drank and pissed, and pissed and picked up the ball/stick for my dog while peeing since I keep her inside most of the time to prevent barking and she usually pissed when I do lol

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Giant Bull Horns

Posted in Images on May 26th, 2008 by Dreth | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Cute As Hell Animals, Nature, wtf

There were two more pictures, but there’s a limit of 6.

You can see them here:

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   wally (UID# 1082) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 5:54 am

   So….question is, will it fly?
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   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 5:55 am

   

   “Cute as hell animals”? Really.

   Reminds me of Mousse T
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   unknown (UID# 1300) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 6:24 am

   The horse is going to get rrraped.
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   cpnichol (UID# 1076) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 7:18 am

   Looks like its head should split in half with the weight of those horns.
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   dookie_booty (UID# 1726) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 7:51 am

   better question is…will it blend?
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   hazard (UID# 915) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 10:47 am

   Metal gear ray?
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   irkusk (UID# 1059) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 12:24 pm

   bestiality?
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   crstella19 (UID# 2731) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 1:39 pm

   @ Dreth

   No thanks. I’m sure they’ll look strikingly similar to theses six, but with different backgrounds.

   That bull is compensating for something.

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Shark On Elephant Back

Posted in Images on May 26th, 2008 by G | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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CONTRARY TO WHAT MOST PEOPLE SAY, THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL IN THE WORLD IS NOT THE LION OR THE THE TIGER OR EVEN THE ELEPHANT.  IT’S A SHARK RIDING ON AN ELEPHANT’S BACK, JUST TRAMPLING AND EATING EVERYTHING THEY SEE – JACK HANDY

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   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 4:48 am

   

   OK
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   bright-green (UID# 3009) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 7:41 am

   I’m sure I have seen this before.
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   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 9:29 pm

   

   me too, but fuck if I could find it on MCS
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   crstella19 (UID# 2731) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 11:53 pm

   www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/17/jack-handy/#comments

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1950s Chase & Sanborn coffee ad

Posted in Images on May 26th, 2008 by deuce | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Advertisements, Sexist

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   gor (UID# 2620) 1  0
   May 26, 2008 at 7:43 am

   There’s a problem here?
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   lordpartytime (UID# 1786) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 10:40 am

   Bitch prolly forgot to iron his shirt, too.
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 11:14 am

   

   who said she could go to the store?
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   nyoki (UID# 3444) 1  0
   May 26, 2008 at 12:15 pm

   

   Assumption being that she doesn’t want to be spanked…? She’s prolly tryin to figure out how to piss him off enuf to bring out the bamboo.
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   kandorr (UID# 654) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 12:26 pm

   Alternate Caption?:

   Raise your hand if you’ve had a better lapdance.
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   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
   May 27, 2008 at 4:01 am

   

   ^^^^^^^^^^^^
   LOL!
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   bluebec (UID# 45) 1  0
   May 27, 2008 at 7:29 am

   

   Mmmm a good spanking… who cares about the coffee. She looks like she’s enjoying it
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   pjh3000 (UID# 380) 0  0
   May 27, 2008 at 8:25 am

   

   I like to store-test the bathroom products.
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   grandadmiralthrawn (UID# 745) 0  0
   May 31, 2008 at 3:56 pm

   going to be wall-paper on the wife’s computer?I think so…

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Arlington National Cemetery

Posted in Images on May 26th, 2008 by MrPsychic | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Holiday, Military

Memorial Day, remembering those who went before. All gave some, some gave all.

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   storminator (UID# 2681) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 2:00 am

   

   My Grandfather is buried there. Maj Gen James C Fry. He took the surrender of the Germans in Italy.

   If you get the chance, give your respects to the tombs of the unknown soldiers…. they deserve it.
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   fortyseven (UID# 3235) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 5:44 am

   Memento Semper
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 8:18 am

   

   and look what we’re doing with their sacrifice
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   blackdog33 (UID# 17955) 0  0
   February 28, 2012 at 6:13 pm

   

   I worked with the VA for 23 years thru another Federal agency. Here is the respect vets get from the government they fought for:
   You’re PAID to stop a bullet,
   it’s a soldier’s job, they say.
   And so you stop a bullet,
   and then they stop your PAY.

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Lot Daughters

Posted in Images on May 25th, 2008 by egosumnemo | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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The daughters Of Lot get their father drunk because they believe that they are the last people left (after the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah) and that they must repopulate the Earth. So why did God destroy Sodom and Gomorrah?

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   mantheharpoons (UID# 3612) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 12:16 am

   Incest and Gay people :p
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   angrymatt (UID# 1937) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 12:17 am

   Um… because he hates people?
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   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 12:41 am

   

   Ummm it was a sarcastic rhetorical question. They’re preparing to have sex w/ their father after God destroyed 2 cities for incest and homosexuality.
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   storminator (UID# 2681) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 1:17 am

   

   god gets some kind of sadistic kick out of killing millions of innocent people.

   what other explanation could there be? it’s part of god’s PLAN??

   what kind of plan would include killing innocent children?

   god is a piece of shit. he is a literary construct. onl;y the weak minded believe in such a violent asshole as being omnipotent and benevolent. yeah…. R I G H T.
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   silverflux (UID# 1301) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 1:19 am

   this is always my argument when someone mentions how god hates fags.

   daughter-fuckers are a-okay?
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   pvdlkccfzs (UID# 2789) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 10:26 am

   God is a lie.
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   kaz3 (UID# 303) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 10:52 am

   Cake is a lie.

   Ergo: God is cake.
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   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 12:35 pm

   

   Lot is a virtuous (err godly) man that lives in Sodom. God finally decides to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah for all their sexy (err sexual) mis-doings. God’s plan? Send 2 angels to Sodom to warn Lot that the city will be destroyed. Lot invites the angels in and when the city folk find out Lot has visitors they demand that they have 1st dibs in their asses (err bodies). Lot, desperate to not offend the angels, offers the wicked men his virgin daughters in their place. Again I would ask…Why did God destroy Sodom and Gomorrah?

   You just can’t make this shit up. Oh, wait a minute, someone already did.
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   crstella19 (UID# 2731) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 1:44 pm

   But God won’t get rid of sodomy and gonorrhea wtf.
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    tony (UID# 373) 0  0
    May 26, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    @ Kaze
    Black Forest God is the one true God (and most delicious).
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    reifiedbeans (UID# 3533) 1  0
    May 26, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Ehhh. Get your theology right before you find yourself tearing into a straw man. Multiple Old Testament prophets, as well as Jewish tradition, bear witness that homosexuality was not the reason for the downfall of Sodom and Gomorrah. Their sin was violating traditional hospitality rules (sort of a human-rights case, actually).

    Gang-raping anyone is pretty inhospitable, and the whole city turned out to watch. Hospitality rules were the only things that protected human rights when you traveled outside your clan turf. It would be one thing if a couple of sadists were waylaying strangers in back alleys and giving them the old bum rush–quite another thing when the whole city endorses brutally fucking over helpless travellers.

    That said…Lot, man, that’s one nassssssty case of beer goggles. Holy crap.
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    saborlas (UID# 554) 0  0
    May 26, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    I wonder if the cities were really all that bad in the first edition of the story. It’s possible that they were “destroyed” for subversive political or religious views. Or maybe they really knew how to have a good time, and this “god” fella seems to be a major prude.
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    camiam321 (UID# 1511) 0  0
    May 26, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    I like God. He has a great sense of humor, you just have to be as sadistic as He to laugh.
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    ironzombie (UID# 1196) 0  0
    May 26, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    What pisses me off is the bible never actually says gays but people change the words to make it seem that way.

    The phrase from the bible is “And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where [are] the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.”

    Some jackass somewhere just uses the “that we may know them” to say “so we can fuck them in the ass”
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    tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
    May 26, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    

    Hence the phrase “to know her biblically”
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    pjh3000 (UID# 380) 0  0
    May 27, 2008 at 8:27 am

    

    Lot actually offered his daughters instead for some front-bummery. Big man!

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Blizzard, Times Square

Posted in Images on May 25th, 2008 by bright green | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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From here >> www.nyclondon.com/photography/Winter%20in%20New%20York/Blizzard%2C%20Times%20Square%20V/

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Jeeps of Computer Chips

Posted in Images on May 25th, 2008 by hydrat3d | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Jeeps made of Computer Chips!!

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   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 12:43 am

   

   lol
   What you do when you’re too old to play w/ legos.
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   exacerbate (UID# 3372) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 12:50 am

   Nonsense. You’re never too old to play with Legos.
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   fatkidsay (UID# 2008) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 8:53 am

   Will it boot up?

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Can you Smell what Barack is cooking?

Posted in Images on May 25th, 2008 by korben88 | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   tokenwguy (UID# 2072) 1  0
   May 25, 2008 at 10:36 pm

   Socialism?
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   ohmybob (UID# 464) 0  1
   May 25, 2008 at 10:51 pm

   More like so-cool-ism.
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   storminator (UID# 2681) 0  1
   May 26, 2008 at 1:12 am

   

   smells like something that came out of the south end of a bull that’s headed north.

   but it still smells like flowers in spring time compared to the BS GWB has been dishing out….

   George W Bush is the most corrupt President in the history of the United States of America.
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 1  0
   May 26, 2008 at 8:20 am

   

   mmm, smells like SHIT
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   jasonp (UID# 281) 0  1
   May 26, 2008 at 8:39 am

   He can cook too? Is there anything this man can’t do!
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   dookie_booty (UID# 1726) 1  0
   May 26, 2008 at 10:40 am

   i smell KFC.
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   crstella19 (UID# 2731) 1  0
   May 26, 2008 at 1:47 pm

   Fried chicken and chitlins. With a side of nonsense.
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   wookie_x (UID# 962) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 8:04 pm

   Smells like Chicken and Waffles!
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   jayarmstrong (UID# 3642) 1  0
   May 30, 2008 at 8:07 pm

   I’m smelling ..DESPERATION. hasn’t won the nomination yet.

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Dragonfly

Posted in Images on May 25th, 2008 by jayarmstrong | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   storminator (UID# 2681) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 2:04 am

   

   Frank Marino and Mahogany Rush.

   “DRAGONFLY”

   kick ass song. bet you never heard it, eh?

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NASA TV

Posted in Images on May 25th, 2008 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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NASA TV, we’re about to learn if our latest Mars landing was successful or not.  Join me in the MCS IRC channel to talk about it

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   storminator (UID# 2681) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 2:11 am

   

   what’s MCS IRC?
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   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 1:55 pm

   Yes, what is this thing you speak of.

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seafood dinner redneck style

Posted in Images on May 25th, 2008 by jayarmstrong | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   exacerbate (UID# 3372) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 7:01 pm

   Redneck style? I can say as a Yankee that that looks very creative and fucking delicious.
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   gunface01 (UID# 1252) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 7:02 pm

   Mmmm, Cthulhudogs and Mac. The cornerstone of any nutritious supper.
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   pjh3000 (UID# 380) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 9:44 pm

   

   What the hell kind of vegetable is that green stuff?
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   vutterfly (UID# 1313) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 9:59 pm

   awwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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   trikyodz (UID# 1103) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 10:29 pm

   ive had em
   DELICIOUS
   i like to dip each tentical in the ketchup and eat it one at a time
   call me a redneck but i dissagree
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   saborlas (UID# 554) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 3:11 pm

   That. Looks. AWESOME.

   I’m a grade-A Masshole, too.

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zombie strippers movie poster

Posted in Images on May 25th, 2008 by enoonmai | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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watched this yesterday at work, probably one the best zombie films i’ve ever scene. in a time where everyone and there mom wants to make a zombie film, this film is QUALITY. besides all the “Z-T’nA” its funny as hell, and gorey as all get out. watch it.
J.
PS i work in a tattoo shop so i can get away with this a work. otherwise this movie is very NSFW

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   tastyzippo (UID# 2090) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 6:12 pm

   Hey; I watched this a work too but I work for a news monitoring company. Very zombi-rific! And tits!
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   ben1605 (UID# 581) 0  1
   May 25, 2008 at 7:37 pm

   Robert Englund and Jenna Jameson? Pretty epic combo.
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   izombie (UID# 1147) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 10:05 pm

   The dude in the background looks like Tito Ortiz.
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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
   May 27, 2008 at 12:23 am

   

   Srsly, is that a zombie chick in the back holding a silenced assault rifle?

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Clipboard horror

Posted in Images on May 25th, 2008 by diabeetus | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   elzarcothepale (UID# 1877) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 5:12 pm

   don’t worry, ‘beetus. . .
   she, like all of us, almost certainly already suspected.
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   allofasudden (UID# 2336) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 5:59 pm

   but what if she suspected nothing?
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   vygramul (UID# 897) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 6:03 pm

   Well, it depends. If she doesn’t immediately say something, you send the following: “You don’t really look at what I send you, which is why you missed it when I said, ‘YOU!’ I created a folder named ‘shemale’ to test and see if you actually pay attention when I say or send you something, and you missed it! I am disappointed and hurt.”
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   elzarcothepale (UID# 1877) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 6:12 pm

   @vyg
   +1 internets, or +3 man points. your choice.
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   zen (UID# 2936) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 6:24 pm

   She’s in the kitchen like a good woman, she’ll never notice.
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   sutenvulf (UID# 2629) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 1:00 am

   this is good ole fashion lol
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   frogurtx (UID# 128) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 1:20 am

   Say you were loading pictures of your sister (who happens to be very ugly) from your camera.
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 8:25 am

   

   she’s a fuckin fattie. who cares what she thinks?

   also, i love how there is a little arrow pointing from his pic to the shemale folder
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   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 9:50 am

   

   *Falls over laughin’*
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    pvdlkccfzs (UID# 2789) 0  0
    May 26, 2008 at 10:36 am

    ror
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    the_gtc (UID# 3048) 0  0
    May 27, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    Awesome. Now I can find her on that messenger and just tell her to come look on MCS.

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blue ray

Posted in Images on May 25th, 2008 by Anonymous | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Ray Charles. Blu-ray!

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   kaz3 (UID# 303) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 10:55 am

   Have you ever seen Ray Charles play the piano?
   Yea, neither has he.
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   crstella19 (UID# 2731) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 1:51 pm

   ^^LOL nice.

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Cigarette warning label

Posted in Images on May 25th, 2008 by Anonymous | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Living leads to death. Kill yourself!

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   mystik (UID# 1825) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 4:27 pm

   So very, very true.
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   thrella (UID# 3595) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 4:42 pm

   Life is like an STD, You transmit it sexually, you just can’t cure it, and you’ll end up dying from it.
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   thrella (UID# 3595) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 4:51 pm

   It also Causes death. Pewpew.
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   ohmybob (UID# 464) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 4:58 pm

   Life may kill you, but smoking will kill you AND make you and everyone around you smell like shit.
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   mystik (UID# 1825) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 8:48 pm

   @ohmybob

   Well, you know, if you’re dead long enough, you’re going to smell like shit anyway. Therefore, I propose that cigarettes should have a statement that says, “Accelerates the process of living.” It would be highly accurate, as it makes you die faster and makes you smell, as death does (and I remind you that death and the smell of death is derived from living), and its catchy enough to get all the stupid people.
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   sutenvulf (UID# 2629) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 1:03 am

   Smoking leads to higher buzz for your 3 minute improv solo
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   magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 9:34 am

   I hearded and readed that shmoking makes babies commit suicide.

   In Canada our labels have full high res colour pics of exposed organs like brains etc on them. Now stores can’t even display tobacco products.

   Because there is money in preaching bullshit. Be thankful for smokers or these same 6 figure cheque collecting champions of the people would go after your booze.

   Obesity causes more diseases and leads to more deaths. And yes…fat people smell like shit. They also apparently are the major contributor to global warming since it takes more fuel to haul their fat asses around than a normal person. So where’s the warning label on the pancakes?

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Manhood Tea

Posted in Images on May 25th, 2008 by Anonymous | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Food, Forum Fodder, Humor, wtf

I found your manhood… it’s on a shelf in Milwaukee

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   ohmybob (UID# 464) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 4:59 pm

   The male elixir gives it that extra tang. Mmm.

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You’re doing it wrong ! (shoes)

Posted in Images on May 25th, 2008 by Anonymous | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   numero-41 (UID# 3369) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 3:06 pm

   original design
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   storminator (UID# 2681) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 4:00 pm

   

   this looks like a production screw-up that somebody decided to sell as an innovative new look!
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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
   May 27, 2008 at 12:24 am

   

   LOL… whut?
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   joeyisapest (UID# 2844) 0  0
   May 29, 2008 at 11:10 am

   youre doing it wrong?

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Bender?

Posted in Images on May 25th, 2008 by JazzyJazzyJazzHands | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Comic Books, Fantasy - Science Fiction, Science!, Sexy, Space, Television, wtf

From www.superdickery.com/science/34.html

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   kilamanjo (UID# 3641) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 1:11 pm

   lol it’s bender
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   tatsu (UID# 1904) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 2:47 pm

   No it’s not. That’s not a girder.
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   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 2:52 pm

   Probably still going to bend it though.

   Bend it over.
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   dreth (UID# 983) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 4:49 pm

   Space Cadets have electric guitar logos on their chests, why?

   And his outfit reminds me of Megaman’s first box art.
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   crstella19 (UID# 2731) 0  0
   May 25, 2008 at 6:37 pm

   It’s the Sector 6 prototype.
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   May 26, 2008 at 8:31 am

   

   the female is clearly bent
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   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
   May 27, 2008 at 6:54 am

   

   Brings new meaning to the rhyme:
   “Sex is good, sex is great, I’d BEND you over my garden gate”
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   demolitionsgeek (UID# 984) 0  0
   May 30, 2008 at 11:14 pm

   See, what’s funny is, I haven’t been on MCS in a week or so, and I’m scrolling through the pages. Earlier today I decided on having a futurama marathon and I’m watching every dvd over the span of the next day or so. And then I come across this right as Bender is imploring the universe, a big, mostly empty wuss, give him all the juice it’s got. Now he’s being jackhammered off the ship.

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