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Finally equal
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Star Trek’s George Takei finally was allowed to marry his partner of 21 years.
Justice, finally.
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Hooray for Sulu!
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I really think this guy has lost all of his mental capabilities or is on some serious drugs. everytime i hear him on an interview it sounds like he is completely out of his mind and doesn’t know where he is or whats going on…homosexuality is an illness people, not a pre-supposed disposition.
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*shakes head slowly* Cretin.
Go Sulu! I love this guy. Did anyone else think he was the best of the bunch in that Fururama episode… “What makes you think I know Kar-ra-te?”
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So just because a homosexual person acts like he is mentally ill means homosexuality is an illness? You sir, fail. It is people like you that blow up abortion clinics and think fossils were planted by the devil to trick us in to thinking the world isn’t 4000 years old. Homosexually can be a genetic predisposition. It doesn’t mean thats always the case, but can be.
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@conman56
trust me token isnt the type to blowup abortion clinics, in college he basically single handly kept the local one in buisness.
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OH MY!
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@conman56, re: fossils:
I heard Jews did it in 1924.
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@dhg4983
I don’t even know him but still……..
LAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWLLL!!
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man, i don’t know about single handedly DHG, but all i can say is thank god they eventually opened a clinic in the town i went to college, b/c the nearest one was 100 miles away…and thats a long time to be in a car with a chick convincing her she is doing the right thing…
but seriously people, being gay, having abortions, they key theme here is it is all by choice…
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Who is this Justice person and finally what?
GRAMMAR GOD DAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POLICE
Learn to use a fucking comma. It’s some tool you can pull out of your asshole to imply a pause for effect.
Set phasers on AIDS!
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It’s NOT some tool!
Ah! Foiled by my own buffoonery. Now the comma usage will never end.
Sulu is gay was always punctuated with a ‘?’
There’s now bravery in him getting married cause nobody gave a shit. It was like “Sulu is gay? Well that’s…something.”
Don’t imply you fought the good fight when you had indifference on your side you slippery Chineeeeese man.
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i must have missed the convention when Sulu came out, but man now that i look at it, it really doesn’t surprise me! That is the smile of a gay, gay man, people. We can only hope that they produce beautiful, half-chinese-half-serial-killer gay babies (the other guy creeps me out)
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Next extremist Democrats will try to push for humans to marry animals, children, and multiple people (polygamy). Only then, we can achieve their version of “justice.”
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I’m not gay or anything but I would totally give Sulu the old “Texas ChilliDog”
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diabeetus is falling down the slippery slope of marriage
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@token2k6: Dude, George Takei is 71 years old. At that age, he’s allowed (and expected) to be a bit batty in the head. I don’t think where he slips his pickle really factors into him being “completely out of his mind”.
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George Takei may act batty, but he’s not… I saw him about a month ago at a private event and he gave a very eloquent 30 minute speech entirely without cards or notes about being interned in a prison camp with his family in Arkansas during WWII. He was very lucid and a great speaker.
And as for diabeetus spouting the Santorum line about gay marriage leading to “man on dog” stuff… it’s a stupid argument entirely without basis. The one element missing from all those other forms of “marriage” you say are on the Democrats’ agenda is CONSENT. Animals and children are incapable of consenting to marriage… and as for polygamy, one could argue either way, but I honestly don’t give a shit about it.
And magnus, there’s nothing wrong with the use of a comma in that sentence. It may differ stylistically from what you would do, but it’s not an incorrect usage. Calm the fuck down.
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Justice my ass, go home fags
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A comma isn’t actually used for a pause, but to separate elements in a sentence, which often come off as pauses. In “Justice, finally” there is an implied subject of “This” and an implied linking verb, “is,” making “justice” a predicate nominative, so “finally” can be offset from the independent clause in-line with traditional comma rules.
Also? Magnus knows one itty-bitty thing: commas sound like pauses. He’s said it often enough, in plenty of other posts, and I schooled him once last year, but eating his own shit for so long has had an effect on his memory.
Now watch me ignore his follow-up comments about dogfucking or goatfucking or whatever he’s into these days, and watch me ignore his refutation that I don’t have 13-1/2 years and three degrees in English studies and 10 in teaching. Watch me ignore his repudiations that he lives in his grandma’s attic and whacks off to the labels on Gerber’s baby food bottles.
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all of you who are so against gay marriage will be judged by history in the same light as the segregationists during the civil rights era. You are on the wrong side, just as they were then – and, like you, they had the bible to point to, arguments about going against the natural order of nature to throw around, and all sorts of slippery slope arguments.
Also: go shit in your hat.
Why do you even care about what gay people do? Now I’ll tell you what goes against nature: being against less competition for the resources you need. If you, jane, tom and harry were trapped on a deserted island, you’d pray to god that tom and harry liked the sausage.
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A sighting of the rare double-pwn…
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“homosexuality is an illness people, not a pre-supposed disposition”
ORLY!?
Anyway…
My mom is marrying her partner in July. Go mom!
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republicans hate gay rights…
al qaeda hates gay rights too!
republicans are against a woman’s right to choose….
hey! thats al qaeda too!
republicans want to have religious elements taught in school as science…
guess who else does?
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sorry. by republicans, I meant the far right fundies. you’re not ALL like that.
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{laughs} “Humans can’t marry other humans if they have the same naughty parts because then they’ll want to marry animals!”
FAIL.
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rattybad
You seem to remember me pretty well but I don’t remember you. I don’t think that’s a result of anything other than you being useless and utterly forgettable. I bet your parents have to write down when your birthday is or they’ll let it go by like any other day.
I don’t remember being “schooled” and I have a feeling that statement is as bullshit as your pedestrian attempt at making up a new definition of ‘comma’ and its usage. The “sentence” is in fact by definition not one. It’s a fragmented statement and you’re a tool.
You’re an idiot.
Ignore me and everyone else. It won’t change that fact that you’re a loser and you couldn’t come up with anything even close to funny in that whole little speech you concocted.
You even went on to insinuate that I make nonsensical, expletive comments exclusively and then you provided examples that are no where near anything I’ve ever typed.
I’d tell you to go suck a dick but I expect you already are.
Now close your eyes and go back to ignoring reality. I would too if I were you.
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wow. gay debate & grammatical bickering in the same place. Throw in some rick astley lyrics and this would be the nexus of all the primal forces of interweb communication.
I love how the best insults you guys can come up with in a gay marriage debate is “fags” and “go suck a dick”. way to go there. I bet you masturbate in front of a mirror. I bet you think its okay to sodomize a dead baby sheep, so long as its of the opposite sex.
I bet you cried like a little baby when you discovered pro wrestling was fake. Did you want to thank them for all they have done to their bodies? Is it still real to you, dammit?
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@chris_hates_freedom
Pshh… if you want to see some real points on the gay marriage debate, check out this thread.
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“homosexuality is an illness people, not a pre-supposed disposition.”
What does that mean exactly?
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@nemo:
well played, sir.
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chris hates freedom but loves to fail
That masturbates in front of a mirror line is mine. And I’ve used it on this site.
Dead baby sheep? Awww…you resorted to obscurity for humour. Like a 10 year old dealing with divorce.
I could care less who gays off. But you sir are a faggot.
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i’m pretty sure a show of hands at this point would have you as the loser in this dog and pony show.
wow, you’ve used mirror-masturbating in a sentence before… better hurry and register the trademark. I’m sure you were the very first person EVER to utter that phrase, and all following you are mere copycats.
Call me a ‘faggot’ if you want; it might or might not be true – but either way, it’s not something to be ashamed of. To call you a faggot would be insulting to gays, and would also falsely imply that another human being wants to fuck you.
For what its worth, I’m not mad at you – I’m mad at your mother for not smothering you in your crib.
The funny thing to me is that you think you’re being witty and making all sorts of good points, but most of us are just shaking our heads at you, you bigoted prick of a troll. Go get your “god hates fags” signs and head for the next gay funeral.
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Wow. I had almost forgotten that MCS was just like the rest of the Internet. Thankfully this string of petty bickering and ad hominem attacks has brought me back to reality. God bless you, Internets.
Also, huzzah for George!
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chris hates freedom and misses the point
I called you a faggot in the same post where I said I don’t care about sexual preference. I’m implying that the wording is exclusive of the meaning appropriated by little half wit turds like yourself.
Little half wit turds who like to think they’re a part of a group and speak on this phantom groups behalf hoping for validation from anyone.
For what it’s worth I couldn’t be bothered to be mad at you because you don’t have what it takes to make me mad. You’re just not smart enough.
You’re a typical squawking suburban dipshit who knows more about comic books than reality and you think you’re really smart until reality proves otherwise to you (which is inevitable).
I don’t care if someone’s a butthomo. Makes no difference because I’ve grown up in a city of 5+ million people and I’ve seen faggers all my life.
Your approach of preaching tolerance is fucking stupid because you’re preaching. You’re assuming a position of intellectual superiority which you can’t back because a persons view on this kind of thing is exclusive of intelligence.
You do more harm than good and in telling you that I know I will find I might as well be talking to a baboon. You’re too stupid to listen yourself but you think everyone should listen to you.
Sit your fat ass back down little boy and realize you’ve been fucked like a fag on fag day.
Now tell me if you still think you know what “the funny thing is” you fucking cunt.
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So… let me make sure I’ve got everything straight, Magnus. You’ve grown up in a city of 5+ million people and are totally used to seeing gays, but you still call them “faggers” and “butthomos”. You say that the meaning of “faggot”, as Chris interprets it, is the one used exclusively by “half wit turds like yourself” (which, by the way, should technically be half-wit). I’m assuming that when you said faggot you were calling him a twig or cigarette, but considering your use of the “word” “fagger” and your statement “fucked like a fag on fag day”, I’m going to say you’re a half-wit little turd, not Chris.
Oh yeah, go George! Legal marriage is a human right!
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you’re absolutely right magnus. there was a sublime wisdom in “set phasers to AIDS” that I simply didn’t see before.
Preaching tolerance? That implies I expect you to change your mind due to my viewpoint. I really don’t think that will happen – I’m just calling you out for being an asshole.
Another point that I must admit you were right on: your view of just about ANYTHING is exclusive of intelligence.
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*yawn*
To imandyano:
I call someone a fag as an insult because of the negative appropriation they have with the word. I’m calling chris a fag and despite his enlightened mind he is still angered by it. So how tolerant is he really? He’s not. He’s a tool. A very typical tool.
and to my love chris:
you’re preaching with the intent of either a)changing minds or b)letting everyone else know your opinion because you think its right and they’re wrong.
Both makes you a fag. A balls sucking fag. Don’t like being called a ball sucking fag? That’s because all your tolerance bullshit is just that: bullshit.
I also do not actually think you are a vagina but I call you a cunt anyway. 
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so, does your logic mean that if you start throwing around the n-word, whomever takes offense would be the ones with problems, and not you?
and yes: (b) is the correct answer – I believe that I am in the right on this issue, and those of you who are against gay marriage are in the wrong. You have the right to be in the wrong, and I have the right to call you on it. It’s one of those non-grey area issues, like the fact that intelligent design shouldn’t be taught as science. There’s no real debate or compromise to be had.
so, using your criteria, you either:
a) believe YOU’RE right and I’m wrong, which puts you in the same boat as me, or
b) don’t believe what you’re saying which makes you a troll.
I also don’t think you have a penis but I call you a prick anyway.
at some point, this stopped being angry and started being fun.
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It was always fun for me.
Gay marriage is legal in Canada where I am and has been for quite some time. I could care less. I just think you are hypocritical for thinking gay marriage is okay but still getting genuinely upset when someone throws out the word faggert. Understand?
The n word is different but still just as useful. Nigger was never a descriptive of a choice and is slang derived from a misconception that black people are cheap and poor. Hence the word niggerly meaning cheap.
You see your problem is you probably live in buttfuck Idaho where your opinion is against the grain and that makes you high and mighty. But in the big bad world your opinion is not any different than the majority (in first world civilized cities). I don’t know a damned person who is against gay marriage or who doesn’t believe in the validity of evolution.
So playing martyr when nobody disagrees makes you a fag in the sense that I think you’re a loser and calling you a fag upsets you (because of the previously cited hypocrisy) so I call you a fag. I know you’re not gay. If you were I wouldn’t care. Oh and per the AIDS comment: the unfortunate reality is AIDS is a huge problem for the gay community. Infinitely more so than for straight people. Denying that and lying about it helps no one. But when someone like me says it some uninformed loser like you jumps to attention to play brainwashed freedom fighter.
I could call you the troll for being a loser but I doubt you’d get your little brain around it. I mean don’t chum the waters with your stupidity and then wonder why you got bit.
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your problem is that you are trying to inject the macrocosm of the world into the microcosm of this forum. You have to give a whole hell of a lot of backstory to illustrate your point. My point is that after a huge gain for the american gay community, you (and others) have nothing but hateful shit to say. The fact that canada is more open-minded on this issue doesn’t make the fact that you say bigoted shit ok, just like the fact that bush is an assclown shouldn’t be held against me when I travel abroad.
“fag” is a slur, just like the n-word. Its not the fact that you call someone gay thats offensive, its the word. I am far from being captain P.C., and if this point is obvious to me, then you are just trying to debate for the sake of debating.
bottom line, you took a cheap shot in your original comments, got called on being a bigot (or at best tasteless), and are now trying to paint yourself as the cosmopolitan one.
I bet freedom is slavery, too.
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“if this point is obvious to me then you are just trying to debate for the sake of debating”
reread that, son.
You make zero sense.
You’re an idiot.
You should have shut up a long time ago because now all you’re doing is reaffirming my point that you’re too stupid to be arguing with me.
now quit trying to sound like you’re not retarded and go back to you homework.
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give it up, captain fail. you were an ass and got called on it. Move along. you can call me an idiot all you want, but that doesn’t make you the smart one. Once again, you are a bigoted little troll who is trying to weasel out of looking like one. I’m not too stupid to argue with you- I’m stupid for bothering to dignify your drivel with a response.
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No you little fukwit you are too stupid to even realize I fucked you like Sulu in a steam room.
What part of me not giving a fuck about sexual preference keeps getting past you?
You’re so desperate to be seen as some proactive forward thinking assfag cumsucker that you can’t see that nobody fucking cares. Nobody gives a shit. Seriously. You’re not going against the grain. Your not upsetting the powers that be. You’re a tiny little bitch of a fool and you have no argument. You’re a fucking loser, kiddo.
Tell me how I’m bigoted? Indifference is not bigotry. Understand? No? They don’t teach the meaning of words to you high school wads of ass? No?
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Nobody cares about your stupid little bullshit fucking opinion. Nobody.
You’re stupid for trying to make a point nobody cares about…over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over…
You think I’d need to weasel out of sweet fuck all? Are you new here?
Here: nigger AIDS fag queer chink spic homo dyke paki retard sand-nigger pisshead binder cocksucking jew kyke.
Enjoy, you fucking douche.
How’s that shit feel all over your face anyway?
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trolly troll is trollful.
did I mention troll?
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ha
wow…you’re really embracing the whole fucking idiot thing huh?
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well in the presence of such a mental giant (after all, you said you’re smarter, which pretty much settles all debate), what else is there to do?
I tire of you, assclown. But I will continue to tit your tat on account of fuck you.
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I don’t even know what to make of this?
Are you trying to lower the bar past loser?
You’re succeeding you twat.
Man…someone needs to smack some sense into you for your own sake. Meh once you leave your little burb someone undoubtedly will. lol
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you’re right. since I dared tangle with the mighty magnus, I surely must be from some country shithole and have no knowledge of the real world. Tell me more about how much you know and how worldly you are.
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*insert Oscar Wilde quote about sarcasm being the substitute of wit for the witless*
Oscar Wilde? But he was a fag!?!?!
and chris has no idea who he was anyway lol
What a fucking knob! Keep it up shitstain. You’re doing a fantastic job of making yourself look fucking stupid.
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dude, you’re a tool with an unrealistically inflated opinion of your own intelligence. wake the fuck up.
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sure I am.
Except I’ve displayed in excess that I am in fact as smart as I appear to be.
Just as you are as big a fucking faggot, retard as you appear to be.
I’m wide awake, Mary. But you might want to go back to bed. Sounds like reality kicking you in the nuts is taking its toll.
lol
hey I thought you were having fun? No? Just me?
ok
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good lord you are a persistent little snot- yet I don’t want to give you the last word. I will agree that you are probably just as smart as you come across in this thread, without hesitation.
What I find humorous is that your main thrust of argument about me being the thought police is over a post where I’m chiding you for being boring (‘fags’ and ‘go suck a dick’ in a gay rights thread? yawn.) – reread the post (you can mouth out the words – nobody’s watching).
I still think you’re just a sad, sad little troll who is trying to go for shock factor and then turn around and act like your words were taken out of context. Do I think you truly hate gays? maybe not, but you’re still a colossal asshole.
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You concede that you’re sort of get that I don’t care if someone is gay but I’m still an asshole/
Guess why…
…cause I’ve (with your help) shown you to be a fucking knob with no more intelligence or thoughtful comments than a bag of broken bricks.
I’d be mad at me if I were you too.
But I’m not.
And you’re a fag. Thanks for play ‘get my ass handed to me by Magnus’.
If it makes you feel any better nobody ever wins this game but me.
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I might not be a racist, but if I go out and yell the n-word around in public, I’m still an asshole. Especially if it’s at a screening of ‘roots” or something about the black civil rights movement.
The fact that its an asshole thing to say in the situation regardless of your personal prejudices is not that complex of a concept.
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wrong
see you wouldn’t mind the word faggot if you didn’t associate it with negativity which is what you do in the same breathe you’re preaching tolerance to the tolerant.
which makes you a retard.
And you’re too retarded to understand it.
So shut up already you fucking moron.
I also noted you have no objection to the word retard which is by its own definition a descriptive in the same right as faggot.
You’re just too fucking stupid to realize how dumb you’re making yourself look.
Now same something stupid for me…
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oops…typing to fast in 3 windows…
should have read now say something stupid for me.
Now you’re REALLY going to be confused lol
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you really drink your own kool-aid, don’t you? faggot is a slur… just like the word “kyke”. Do you think the problem is that you’re calling them a jew?
It’s a far-fetched argument. I get what you’re trying to say, I just find it amazingly stupid.
And once again: I am not the thought police, I don’t care that you’ve picked on retards – they’ll probably give you hell right back on the short bus ride to school.
Once again, I’ll say it, *plainly*:
your argument is bullshit.
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magnus,
If I stoop to picking on grammar / spelling, we can call this right then in your favor.
in exchange, don’t get on me for being too lazy to capitalize most of the time.
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faggot is not a slur.
you are an idiot.
my argument is sound and you’re caving under the weight of proven logic. Just like I said you would.
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mAgnUS, I normally enjoy your comments. I think you are one of the more intelligent people here.
But, faggot is a derogatory term. Ann Coulter, Ozzie Guillen, and even Isaiah Washington got in trouble and/or fired for using it. It’s equivalent to using the n-word.
I am not getting into this argument, but on this particular point, you are incorrect.
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Like shit I’m caving. You just keep saying I’m stupid for not agreeing with your fuckwit opinion, and think you’re making a point. But if you repeat it enough, you might say it one time after I die in a horrible accident, and you could take getting the last word as an admission of defeat.
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“I get what you’re trying to say”
“Like shit I’m caving.”
My point is you’re an idiot and a hypocrite and in defending that you have again demonstrated you’re an idiot and a hypocrite.
So cry for me some more lil one.
@souther oracle
pop culture PC bullshit is not precedent for deeming my opinion incorrect.
There was a time when calling someone a communist was bad and faggot was fine.
Faggot is not a derogatory term unless interpreted as such in a subjective context.
People are overly sensitive about this shit right now…usually because they think they can sue and profit from being called a big bad word.
chris hates freedom and loves cock.
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“there was a time when communist was bad and faggot was fine”
is an admission of it not being the time of NOW.
Lynching used to be fine, moron.
Is it such a revelation that the meaning and acceptability of words change over time?
ooh, we get it: you’re edgy and go against the grain and don’t buy in to the status quo. I, personally, am quite impressed.
C’mon, beat the dead horse just a BIT more for us, magnus.
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furthermore, i love how you take my words out of context to reinforce your bullshit point.
“I get what you’re trying to say” was when you claimed I didn’t understand your brilliant premise. I understand it, I simply. do. not. agree.
You need to be on fox news.
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I said it before and I’ll say it again. Opinions are like assholes. Everybody’s got one and they ALL stink.
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The thread is so fucking win.
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And reboot, you get the 69th post – I think you should win a prize, though I couldn’t even bear to read the whole thread without rolling to the bottom.
Here, I can sum up my whole view on the gay sex/gay marriage shortly without even touching on the moral or theological implications:
Penises are made for vaginas and vice-versa, or none of us would be here arguing about it.
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Gay love is REAL – GOD is imaginary.
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@THE_GTC
If this means I can’t have any more oral sex, I’ll be a sad panda.
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How is this sexy?
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73 Responses to Finally equal
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Hooray for Sulu!
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I really think this guy has lost all of his mental capabilities or is on some serious drugs. everytime i hear him on an interview it sounds like he is completely out of his mind and doesn’t know where he is or whats going on…homosexuality is an illness people, not a pre-supposed disposition.
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*shakes head slowly* Cretin.
Go Sulu! I love this guy. Did anyone else think he was the best of the bunch in that Fururama episode… “What makes you think I know Kar-ra-te?”
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So just because a homosexual person acts like he is mentally ill means homosexuality is an illness? You sir, fail. It is people like you that blow up abortion clinics and think fossils were planted by the devil to trick us in to thinking the world isn’t 4000 years old. Homosexually can be a genetic predisposition. It doesn’t mean thats always the case, but can be.
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@conman56
trust me token isnt the type to blowup abortion clinics, in college he basically single handly kept the local one in buisness.
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OH MY!
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@conman56, re: fossils:
I heard Jews did it in 1924.
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@dhg4983
I don’t even know him but still……..
LAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWLLL!!
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man, i don’t know about single handedly DHG, but all i can say is thank god they eventually opened a clinic in the town i went to college, b/c the nearest one was 100 miles away…and thats a long time to be in a car with a chick convincing her she is doing the right thing…
but seriously people, being gay, having abortions, they key theme here is it is all by choice…
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Who is this Justice person and finally what?
GRAMMAR GOD DAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POLICE
Learn to use a fucking comma. It’s some tool you can pull out of your asshole to imply a pause for effect.
Set phasers on AIDS!
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It’s NOT some tool!
Ah! Foiled by my own buffoonery. Now the comma usage will never end.
Sulu is gay was always punctuated with a ‘?’
There’s now bravery in him getting married cause nobody gave a shit. It was like “Sulu is gay? Well that’s…something.”
Don’t imply you fought the good fight when you had indifference on your side you slippery Chineeeeese man.
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i must have missed the convention when Sulu came out, but man now that i look at it, it really doesn’t surprise me! That is the smile of a gay, gay man, people. We can only hope that they produce beautiful, half-chinese-half-serial-killer gay babies (the other guy creeps me out)
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Next extremist Democrats will try to push for humans to marry animals, children, and multiple people (polygamy). Only then, we can achieve their version of “justice.”
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I’m not gay or anything but I would totally give Sulu the old “Texas ChilliDog”
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diabeetus is falling down the slippery slope of marriage
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@token2k6: Dude, George Takei is 71 years old. At that age, he’s allowed (and expected) to be a bit batty in the head. I don’t think where he slips his pickle really factors into him being “completely out of his mind”.
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George Takei may act batty, but he’s not… I saw him about a month ago at a private event and he gave a very eloquent 30 minute speech entirely without cards or notes about being interned in a prison camp with his family in Arkansas during WWII. He was very lucid and a great speaker.
And as for diabeetus spouting the Santorum line about gay marriage leading to “man on dog” stuff… it’s a stupid argument entirely without basis. The one element missing from all those other forms of “marriage” you say are on the Democrats’ agenda is CONSENT. Animals and children are incapable of consenting to marriage… and as for polygamy, one could argue either way, but I honestly don’t give a shit about it.
And magnus, there’s nothing wrong with the use of a comma in that sentence. It may differ stylistically from what you would do, but it’s not an incorrect usage. Calm the fuck down.
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Justice my ass, go home fags
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A comma isn’t actually used for a pause, but to separate elements in a sentence, which often come off as pauses. In “Justice, finally” there is an implied subject of “This” and an implied linking verb, “is,” making “justice” a predicate nominative, so “finally” can be offset from the independent clause in-line with traditional comma rules.
Also? Magnus knows one itty-bitty thing: commas sound like pauses. He’s said it often enough, in plenty of other posts, and I schooled him once last year, but eating his own shit for so long has had an effect on his memory.
Now watch me ignore his follow-up comments about dogfucking or goatfucking or whatever he’s into these days, and watch me ignore his refutation that I don’t have 13-1/2 years and three degrees in English studies and 10 in teaching. Watch me ignore his repudiations that he lives in his grandma’s attic and whacks off to the labels on Gerber’s baby food bottles.
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all of you who are so against gay marriage will be judged by history in the same light as the segregationists during the civil rights era. You are on the wrong side, just as they were then – and, like you, they had the bible to point to, arguments about going against the natural order of nature to throw around, and all sorts of slippery slope arguments.
Also: go shit in your hat.
Why do you even care about what gay people do? Now I’ll tell you what goes against nature: being against less competition for the resources you need. If you, jane, tom and harry were trapped on a deserted island, you’d pray to god that tom and harry liked the sausage.
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A sighting of the rare double-pwn…
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“homosexuality is an illness people, not a pre-supposed disposition”
ORLY!?
Anyway…
My mom is marrying her partner in July. Go mom!
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republicans hate gay rights…
al qaeda hates gay rights too!republicans are against a woman’s right to choose….
hey! thats al qaeda too!republicans want to have religious elements taught in school as science…
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sorry. by republicans, I meant the far right fundies. you’re not ALL like that.
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{laughs} “Humans can’t marry other humans if they have the same naughty parts because then they’ll want to marry animals!”
FAIL.
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rattybad
You seem to remember me pretty well but I don’t remember you. I don’t think that’s a result of anything other than you being useless and utterly forgettable. I bet your parents have to write down when your birthday is or they’ll let it go by like any other day.I don’t remember being “schooled” and I have a feeling that statement is as bullshit as your pedestrian attempt at making up a new definition of ‘comma’ and its usage. The “sentence” is in fact by definition not one. It’s a fragmented statement and you’re a tool.
You’re an idiot.
Ignore me and everyone else. It won’t change that fact that you’re a loser and you couldn’t come up with anything even close to funny in that whole little speech you concocted.
You even went on to insinuate that I make nonsensical, expletive comments exclusively and then you provided examples that are no where near anything I’ve ever typed.
I’d tell you to go suck a dick but I expect you already are.
Now close your eyes and go back to ignoring reality. I would too if I were you.
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wow. gay debate & grammatical bickering in the same place. Throw in some rick astley lyrics and this would be the nexus of all the primal forces of interweb communication.
I love how the best insults you guys can come up with in a gay marriage debate is “fags” and “go suck a dick”. way to go there. I bet you masturbate in front of a mirror. I bet you think its okay to sodomize a dead baby sheep, so long as its of the opposite sex.
I bet you cried like a little baby when you discovered pro wrestling was fake. Did you want to thank them for all they have done to their bodies? Is it still real to you, dammit?
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@chris_hates_freedom
Pshh… if you want to see some real points on the gay marriage debate, check out this thread.
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“homosexuality is an illness people, not a pre-supposed disposition.”
What does that mean exactly?
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chris hates freedom but loves to fail
That masturbates in front of a mirror line is mine. And I’ve used it on this site.
Dead baby sheep? Awww…you resorted to obscurity for humour. Like a 10 year old dealing with divorce.
I could care less who gays off. But you sir are a faggot.
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i’m pretty sure a show of hands at this point would have you as the loser in this dog and pony show.
wow, you’ve used mirror-masturbating in a sentence before… better hurry and register the trademark. I’m sure you were the very first person EVER to utter that phrase, and all following you are mere copycats.
Call me a ‘faggot’ if you want; it might or might not be true – but either way, it’s not something to be ashamed of. To call you a faggot would be insulting to gays, and would also falsely imply that another human being wants to fuck you.
For what its worth, I’m not mad at you – I’m mad at your mother for not smothering you in your crib.
The funny thing to me is that you think you’re being witty and making all sorts of good points, but most of us are just shaking our heads at you, you bigoted prick of a troll. Go get your “god hates fags” signs and head for the next gay funeral.
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Wow. I had almost forgotten that MCS was just like the rest of the Internet. Thankfully this string of petty bickering and ad hominem attacks has brought me back to reality. God bless you, Internets.
Also, huzzah for George!
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chris hates freedom and misses the point
I called you a faggot in the same post where I said I don’t care about sexual preference. I’m implying that the wording is exclusive of the meaning appropriated by little half wit turds like yourself.
Little half wit turds who like to think they’re a part of a group and speak on this phantom groups behalf hoping for validation from anyone.
For what it’s worth I couldn’t be bothered to be mad at you because you don’t have what it takes to make me mad. You’re just not smart enough.
You’re a typical squawking suburban dipshit who knows more about comic books than reality and you think you’re really smart until reality proves otherwise to you (which is inevitable).
I don’t care if someone’s a butthomo. Makes no difference because I’ve grown up in a city of 5+ million people and I’ve seen faggers all my life.
Your approach of preaching tolerance is fucking stupid because you’re preaching. You’re assuming a position of intellectual superiority which you can’t back because a persons view on this kind of thing is exclusive of intelligence.
You do more harm than good and in telling you that I know I will find I might as well be talking to a baboon. You’re too stupid to listen yourself but you think everyone should listen to you.
Sit your fat ass back down little boy and realize you’ve been fucked like a fag on fag day.
Now tell me if you still think you know what “the funny thing is” you fucking cunt.
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So… let me make sure I’ve got everything straight, Magnus. You’ve grown up in a city of 5+ million people and are totally used to seeing gays, but you still call them “faggers” and “butthomos”. You say that the meaning of “faggot”, as Chris interprets it, is the one used exclusively by “half wit turds like yourself” (which, by the way, should technically be half-wit). I’m assuming that when you said faggot you were calling him a twig or cigarette, but considering your use of the “word” “fagger” and your statement “fucked like a fag on fag day”, I’m going to say you’re a half-wit little turd, not Chris.
Oh yeah, go George! Legal marriage is a human right!
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you’re absolutely right magnus. there was a sublime wisdom in “set phasers to AIDS” that I simply didn’t see before.
Preaching tolerance? That implies I expect you to change your mind due to my viewpoint. I really don’t think that will happen – I’m just calling you out for being an asshole.
Another point that I must admit you were right on: your view of just about ANYTHING is exclusive of intelligence.
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*yawn*
To imandyano:
I call someone a fag as an insult because of the negative appropriation they have with the word. I’m calling chris a fag and despite his enlightened mind he is still angered by it. So how tolerant is he really? He’s not. He’s a tool. A very typical tool.
and to my love chris:
you’re preaching with the intent of either a)changing minds or b)letting everyone else know your opinion because you think its right and they’re wrong.Both makes you a fag. A balls sucking fag. Don’t like being called a ball sucking fag? That’s because all your tolerance bullshit is just that: bullshit.
I also do not actually think you are a vagina but I call you a cunt anyway.
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so, does your logic mean that if you start throwing around the n-word, whomever takes offense would be the ones with problems, and not you?
and yes: (b) is the correct answer – I believe that I am in the right on this issue, and those of you who are against gay marriage are in the wrong. You have the right to be in the wrong, and I have the right to call you on it. It’s one of those non-grey area issues, like the fact that intelligent design shouldn’t be taught as science. There’s no real debate or compromise to be had.
so, using your criteria, you either:
a) believe YOU’RE right and I’m wrong, which puts you in the same boat as me, orb) don’t believe what you’re saying which makes you a troll.
I also don’t think you have a penis but I call you a prick anyway.
at some point, this stopped being angry and started being fun.
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It was always fun for me.
Gay marriage is legal in Canada where I am and has been for quite some time. I could care less. I just think you are hypocritical for thinking gay marriage is okay but still getting genuinely upset when someone throws out the word faggert. Understand?
The n word is different but still just as useful. Nigger was never a descriptive of a choice and is slang derived from a misconception that black people are cheap and poor. Hence the word niggerly meaning cheap.
You see your problem is you probably live in buttfuck Idaho where your opinion is against the grain and that makes you high and mighty. But in the big bad world your opinion is not any different than the majority (in first world civilized cities). I don’t know a damned person who is against gay marriage or who doesn’t believe in the validity of evolution.
So playing martyr when nobody disagrees makes you a fag in the sense that I think you’re a loser and calling you a fag upsets you (because of the previously cited hypocrisy) so I call you a fag. I know you’re not gay. If you were I wouldn’t care. Oh and per the AIDS comment: the unfortunate reality is AIDS is a huge problem for the gay community. Infinitely more so than for straight people. Denying that and lying about it helps no one. But when someone like me says it some uninformed loser like you jumps to attention to play brainwashed freedom fighter.
I could call you the troll for being a loser but I doubt you’d get your little brain around it. I mean don’t chum the waters with your stupidity and then wonder why you got bit.
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your problem is that you are trying to inject the macrocosm of the world into the microcosm of this forum. You have to give a whole hell of a lot of backstory to illustrate your point. My point is that after a huge gain for the american gay community, you (and others) have nothing but hateful shit to say. The fact that canada is more open-minded on this issue doesn’t make the fact that you say bigoted shit ok, just like the fact that bush is an assclown shouldn’t be held against me when I travel abroad.
“fag” is a slur, just like the n-word. Its not the fact that you call someone gay thats offensive, its the word. I am far from being captain P.C., and if this point is obvious to me, then you are just trying to debate for the sake of debating.
bottom line, you took a cheap shot in your original comments, got called on being a bigot (or at best tasteless), and are now trying to paint yourself as the cosmopolitan one.
I bet freedom is slavery, too.
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“if this point is obvious to me then you are just trying to debate for the sake of debating”
reread that, son.
You make zero sense.
You’re an idiot.
You should have shut up a long time ago because now all you’re doing is reaffirming my point that you’re too stupid to be arguing with me.
now quit trying to sound like you’re not retarded and go back to you homework.
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give it up, captain fail. you were an ass and got called on it. Move along. you can call me an idiot all you want, but that doesn’t make you the smart one. Once again, you are a bigoted little troll who is trying to weasel out of looking like one. I’m not too stupid to argue with you- I’m stupid for bothering to dignify your drivel with a response.
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No you little fukwit you are too stupid to even realize I fucked you like Sulu in a steam room.
What part of me not giving a fuck about sexual preference keeps getting past you?
You’re so desperate to be seen as some proactive forward thinking assfag cumsucker that you can’t see that nobody fucking cares. Nobody gives a shit. Seriously. You’re not going against the grain. Your not upsetting the powers that be. You’re a tiny little bitch of a fool and you have no argument. You’re a fucking loser, kiddo.
Tell me how I’m bigoted? Indifference is not bigotry. Understand? No? They don’t teach the meaning of words to you high school wads of ass? No?
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Nobody cares about your stupid little bullshit fucking opinion. Nobody.
You’re stupid for trying to make a point nobody cares about…over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over…
You think I’d need to weasel out of sweet fuck all? Are you new here?
Here: nigger AIDS fag queer chink spic homo dyke paki retard sand-nigger pisshead binder cocksucking jew kyke.
Enjoy, you fucking douche.
How’s that shit feel all over your face anyway?
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trolly troll is trollful.
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wow…you’re really embracing the whole fucking idiot thing huh?
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well in the presence of such a mental giant (after all, you said you’re smarter, which pretty much settles all debate), what else is there to do?
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I don’t even know what to make of this?
Are you trying to lower the bar past loser?
You’re succeeding you twat.
Man…someone needs to smack some sense into you for your own sake. Meh once you leave your little burb someone undoubtedly will. lol
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you’re right. since I dared tangle with the mighty magnus, I surely must be from some country shithole and have no knowledge of the real world. Tell me more about how much you know and how worldly you are.
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*insert Oscar Wilde quote about sarcasm being the substitute of wit for the witless*
Oscar Wilde? But he was a fag!?!?!
and chris has no idea who he was anyway lol
What a fucking knob! Keep it up shitstain. You’re doing a fantastic job of making yourself look fucking stupid.
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dude, you’re a tool with an unrealistically inflated opinion of your own intelligence. wake the fuck up.
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sure I am.
Except I’ve displayed in excess that I am in fact as smart as I appear to be.
Just as you are as big a fucking faggot, retard as you appear to be.
I’m wide awake, Mary. But you might want to go back to bed. Sounds like reality kicking you in the nuts is taking its toll.
lol
hey I thought you were having fun? No? Just me?
ok
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good lord you are a persistent little snot- yet I don’t want to give you the last word. I will agree that you are probably just as smart as you come across in this thread, without hesitation.
What I find humorous is that your main thrust of argument about me being the thought police is over a post where I’m chiding you for being boring (‘fags’ and ‘go suck a dick’ in a gay rights thread? yawn.) – reread the post (you can mouth out the words – nobody’s watching).
I still think you’re just a sad, sad little troll who is trying to go for shock factor and then turn around and act like your words were taken out of context. Do I think you truly hate gays? maybe not, but you’re still a colossal asshole.
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You concede that you’re sort of get that I don’t care if someone is gay but I’m still an asshole/
Guess why…
…cause I’ve (with your help) shown you to be a fucking knob with no more intelligence or thoughtful comments than a bag of broken bricks.
I’d be mad at me if I were you too.
But I’m not.
And you’re a fag. Thanks for play ‘get my ass handed to me by Magnus’.
If it makes you feel any better nobody ever wins this game but me.
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I might not be a racist, but if I go out and yell the n-word around in public, I’m still an asshole. Especially if it’s at a screening of ‘roots” or something about the black civil rights movement.
The fact that its an asshole thing to say in the situation regardless of your personal prejudices is not that complex of a concept.
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wrong
see you wouldn’t mind the word faggot if you didn’t associate it with negativity which is what you do in the same breathe you’re preaching tolerance to the tolerant.
which makes you a retard.
And you’re too retarded to understand it.
So shut up already you fucking moron.
I also noted you have no objection to the word retard which is by its own definition a descriptive in the same right as faggot.
You’re just too fucking stupid to realize how dumb you’re making yourself look.
Now same something stupid for me…
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oops…typing to fast in 3 windows…
should have read now say something stupid for me.
Now you’re REALLY going to be confused lol
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you really drink your own kool-aid, don’t you? faggot is a slur… just like the word “kyke”. Do you think the problem is that you’re calling them a jew?
It’s a far-fetched argument. I get what you’re trying to say, I just find it amazingly stupid.
And once again: I am not the thought police, I don’t care that you’ve picked on retards – they’ll probably give you hell right back on the short bus ride to school.
Once again, I’ll say it, *plainly*:
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If I stoop to picking on grammar / spelling, we can call this right then in your favor.
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faggot is not a slur.
you are an idiot.my argument is sound and you’re caving under the weight of proven logic. Just like I said you would.
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mAgnUS, I normally enjoy your comments. I think you are one of the more intelligent people here.
But, faggot is a derogatory term. Ann Coulter, Ozzie Guillen, and even Isaiah Washington got in trouble and/or fired for using it. It’s equivalent to using the n-word.
I am not getting into this argument, but on this particular point, you are incorrect.
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Like shit I’m caving. You just keep saying I’m stupid for not agreeing with your fuckwit opinion, and think you’re making a point. But if you repeat it enough, you might say it one time after I die in a horrible accident, and you could take getting the last word as an admission of defeat.
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“I get what you’re trying to say”
“Like shit I’m caving.”
My point is you’re an idiot and a hypocrite and in defending that you have again demonstrated you’re an idiot and a hypocrite.
So cry for me some more lil one.
@souther oracle
pop culture PC bullshit is not precedent for deeming my opinion incorrect.
There was a time when calling someone a communist was bad and faggot was fine.
Faggot is not a derogatory term unless interpreted as such in a subjective context.
People are overly sensitive about this shit right now…usually because they think they can sue and profit from being called a big bad word.
chris hates freedom and loves cock.
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“there was a time when communist was bad and faggot was fine”
is an admission of it not being the time of NOW.Lynching used to be fine, moron.
Is it such a revelation that the meaning and acceptability of words change over time?
ooh, we get it: you’re edgy and go against the grain and don’t buy in to the status quo. I, personally, am quite impressed.
C’mon, beat the dead horse just a BIT more for us, magnus.
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furthermore, i love how you take my words out of context to reinforce your bullshit point.
“I get what you’re trying to say” was when you claimed I didn’t understand your brilliant premise. I understand it, I simply. do. not. agree.You need to be on fox news.
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I said it before and I’ll say it again. Opinions are like assholes. Everybody’s got one and they ALL stink.
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The thread is so fucking win.
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And reboot, you get the 69th post – I think you should win a prize, though I couldn’t even bear to read the whole thread without rolling to the bottom.
Here, I can sum up my whole view on the gay sex/gay marriage shortly without even touching on the moral or theological implications:
Penises are made for vaginas and vice-versa, or none of us would be here arguing about it.
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Gay love is REAL – GOD is imaginary.
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@THE_GTC
If this means I can’t have any more oral sex, I’ll be a sad panda.
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How is this sexy?
Sarcasma – Sarcasm Relief Capsules
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“I no longer shoot my co-workers!”
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“turret’s syndrom”? Oh yeah, that’s the same as “Tourette’s syndrome”.
Dumb ass!
Maybe I should take some.
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yeah, like I really need that. whatever.
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Ok. Yeah. Fine. Whatever.
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Oh yeah, that’s a REAL good ad, there. Hilarious.
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Great, now I can totally kick my sarcasm habit. Life will be sooo much better.
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I think turret’s syndrome refers to compulsively shooting your co-workers. You never know.
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The things I noticed are, the doctor’s name is “feelin’ good” and one patient is Mike K. which is almost assuredly short for Mike Kawk.
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“turret’s syndrom”? Oh yeah, that’s the same as “Tourette’s syndrome”.
Dumb ass!
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yeah, like I really need that. whatever.
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Ok. Yeah. Fine. Whatever.
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Oh yeah, that’s a REAL good ad, there. Hilarious.
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Great, now I can totally kick my sarcasm habit. Life will be sooo much better.
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I think turret’s syndrome refers to compulsively shooting your co-workers. You never know.
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The things I noticed are, the doctor’s name is “feelin’ good” and one patient is Mike K. which is almost assuredly short for Mike Kawk.
Hairy butterfly
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Small Tortoiseshell (Kleiner Fuchs, Aglais urticae)
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Small Fox? To the best of my knowledge, “Kleiner Fuchs” translates to Small Fox
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Classic 70′s Butterfly
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Small Fox? To the best of my knowledge, “Kleiner Fuchs” translates to Small Fox
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Practical Home Protection
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My Taurus PT 24/7 Pro, .45 ACP.
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Add a light to it an your GTG
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Taurus makes some really nice pistols. I have the 38 special that they put out and it is a dream.
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this is NOT MADE IN AMERICA!
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I didnt know Ford had gotten into the firearms industry.
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amenicans and their weapons i’ll never really understand that. besides, best gun isn’t build in usa or brasil, it’s build by glock in austria, but believe it or not in here most people just don’t give a shit about guns and weapons. for us this whole “home protection” thing sound pretty ridiculous. but i don’t want to judge if i was living in the u.s. i probably would also have one, who knows.
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@arminoacid
Good for you, the thing is guns are part of our culture, something people like me grew up with, so dont be enthocentric. Just because you dont understand something culturally that is outside your box doesnt make it wrong, for christ sake i dont understand the Viennese waltz but you dont see me calling it a stupid waste of time.
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Glock is the best gun? Thats pretty funny, Gaston Glock was designing fridges then decided to make handguns.
Glocks are very decent pistol, with terribad ergonomics, and its missing a manual safety.
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I’m inclined to agree with arminoacid, America put too much importance in guns. Granted it in their constitution but even the interpretation has been a topic of debate over and over again. I feel some Americans take the Second Amendment too far and insist on owning every gun known to man, and in my experience have been tanked up white trash hillbillies. If you ever get lucky enough to be shot and survive, you may see it that way to. 45 hollow point to the collarbone, because someone wasn’t all that mentally stable.
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@CMorehead
I’m sorry your experience with Americans has been limited to tanked up white trash hillbillies, maybe if you had been armed you wouldnt have gotten shot, it’s amazing how much a calming effect a large caliber handgun can have on a person who isn’t all that mentally stable.
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I own guns because it’s just fun to shoot the shit out of pieces of paper. Working on your aim and getting to the point where you can hit a quarter from 50 yards shooting a .45 one handed is quite fun too
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I’d say that most people’s reaction to getting shot and surviving probably involves them deciding to start investing in a firearm of their own.
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Leaves your other hand free to play with yourself, good move.
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@cmoorehead and Armino.
Ok, when your government gets corrupt to the point that you need to start a revolution then good luck using your steak knives and molotov cocktails.
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1) So wait, let me get this straight. After the bullet kills the intruder…it DOESN’T need to go through the book case, two walls and your daughter’s face?…/sarcasm. Thanks for throwing something realistic up on here.
2) “When the government gets uppity” is a shitty response to owning fully automatic assault rifles for home protection. Where are you going to get all the ammo for this revolution? Surely if we have someone supplying us with ammo, they can get some decent weapons too.
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Happiness Is A Warm Gun
Some for the best things for target shooting are fully charged TV tubes, (they implode-it’s very impressive), powder fire extinguishers with NO TOPS, not under pressure, but with some powder inside, (a puff of powder comes out the top when you hit it), and the all time best thing to blast at are STUFFED ANIMALS. They jump- shit flies out of them, and they just keep getting shorter. Great fun.
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An armed populace are citizens and unarmed populace are subjects
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This is as bad as Religion.
That a section of the American Republic actually believes that their possession of a weapon will protect their freedoms.
The article was there to protect the People from the British reprisal / Return or a corrupt US Government. Does anyone truly think that a revolution is possible just because Jim-Bo has a gun stash? Give me a break. ftw -> Happiness is a Healthy Family and Healthy Stock portfolio !
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Although I personally don’t believe guns = safety I think you should respect the rights of those here. I don’t believe anyone here is going to go on any kind of killing spree soon… hopefully…
Sadly 19 Children die a year from gunshots in the United Kingdom… which is pretty terrible. However there are 5,285 children that die each year from gunshot wounds in the United States (Centers for Disease Control/ Not sure what year probably pre-200)
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I solve practical problems. For instance; How am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearin’ me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The Answer? Use a gun.
And if that don’t work, use more gun.
Also how many times larger is the US than the UK? And we have how many more cities? With how many more gangs in them?
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This whole gun debate in America is stupid. What are you going to do with your little guns when this terrible tyrannical government is coming at you with stinger missiles, 30mm cannons, hellfire missiles, and mechanized units?
I don’t think banning guns should be the answer. I do think a better solution would be to regulate and tax the shit out of it like they do cigarettes. Trust me, the IRS will come after the gun traffickers and get their cut!
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Add a light to it an your GTG
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this is NOT MADE IN AMERICA!
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I didnt know Ford had gotten into the firearms industry.
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amenicans and their weapons i’ll never really understand that. besides, best gun isn’t build in usa or brasil, it’s build by glock in austria, but believe it or not in here most people just don’t give a shit about guns and weapons. for us this whole “home protection” thing sound pretty ridiculous. but i don’t want to judge if i was living in the u.s. i probably would also have one, who knows.
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@arminoacid
Good for you, the thing is guns are part of our culture, something people like me grew up with, so dont be enthocentric. Just because you dont understand something culturally that is outside your box doesnt make it wrong, for christ sake i dont understand the Viennese waltz but you dont see me calling it a stupid waste of time.
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Glock is the best gun? Thats pretty funny, Gaston Glock was designing fridges then decided to make handguns.
Glocks are very decent pistol, with terribad ergonomics, and its missing a manual safety.
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I’m inclined to agree with arminoacid, America put too much importance in guns. Granted it in their constitution but even the interpretation has been a topic of debate over and over again. I feel some Americans take the Second Amendment too far and insist on owning every gun known to man, and in my experience have been tanked up white trash hillbillies. If you ever get lucky enough to be shot and survive, you may see it that way to. 45 hollow point to the collarbone, because someone wasn’t all that mentally stable.
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@CMorehead
I’m sorry your experience with Americans has been limited to tanked up white trash hillbillies, maybe if you had been armed you wouldnt have gotten shot, it’s amazing how much a calming effect a large caliber handgun can have on a person who isn’t all that mentally stable.
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I own guns because it’s just fun to shoot the shit out of pieces of paper. Working on your aim and getting to the point where you can hit a quarter from 50 yards shooting a .45 one handed is quite fun too
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I’d say that most people’s reaction to getting shot and surviving probably involves them deciding to start investing in a firearm of their own.
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Leaves your other hand free to play with yourself, good move.
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@cmoorehead and Armino.
Ok, when your government gets corrupt to the point that you need to start a revolution then good luck using your steak knives and molotov cocktails.
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1) So wait, let me get this straight. After the bullet kills the intruder…it DOESN’T need to go through the book case, two walls and your daughter’s face?…/sarcasm. Thanks for throwing something realistic up on here.
2) “When the government gets uppity” is a shitty response to owning fully automatic assault rifles for home protection. Where are you going to get all the ammo for this revolution? Surely if we have someone supplying us with ammo, they can get some decent weapons too.
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Happiness Is A Warm Gun
Some for the best things for target shooting are fully charged TV tubes, (they implode-it’s very impressive), powder fire extinguishers with NO TOPS, not under pressure, but with some powder inside, (a puff of powder comes out the top when you hit it), and the all time best thing to blast at are STUFFED ANIMALS. They jump- shit flies out of them, and they just keep getting shorter. Great fun.
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An armed populace are citizens and unarmed populace are subjects
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This is as bad as Religion.
That a section of the American Republic actually believes that their possession of a weapon will protect their freedoms.
The article was there to protect the People from the British reprisal / Return or a corrupt US Government. Does anyone truly think that a revolution is possible just because Jim-Bo has a gun stash? Give me a break. ftw -> Happiness is a Healthy Family and Healthy Stock portfolio ! -
Although I personally don’t believe guns = safety I think you should respect the rights of those here. I don’t believe anyone here is going to go on any kind of killing spree soon… hopefully…
Sadly 19 Children die a year from gunshots in the United Kingdom… which is pretty terrible. However there are 5,285 children that die each year from gunshot wounds in the United States (Centers for Disease Control/ Not sure what year probably pre-200)
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I solve practical problems. For instance; How am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearin’ me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The Answer? Use a gun.
And if that don’t work, use more gun.Also how many times larger is the US than the UK? And we have how many more cities? With how many more gangs in them?
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This whole gun debate in America is stupid. What are you going to do with your little guns when this terrible tyrannical government is coming at you with stinger missiles, 30mm cannons, hellfire missiles, and mechanized units?
I don’t think banning guns should be the answer. I do think a better solution would be to regulate and tax the shit out of it like they do cigarettes. Trust me, the IRS will come after the gun traffickers and get their cut!
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Bats – Austin, Texas
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My son and I just got back from a visit to Austin, TX. One of the things on his “todo” list was to see the bats.
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That must have been quite a sight.
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I remember one summer evening I was walking across the Congress Ave bridge and a woman started screaming and freaking out, flailing her arms around her head. A bat had become tangled in her hair. I felt worse for the bat than I did her.
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@ Wookie_x
Are you sure that was a Bat? I ask as that is unheard of, well except on the old silver screen.
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I would have taken pictures of that! I missed a bat slamming into one of light fixtures… my son witnessed that and was much amused.
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just before nightfall , there are hundreds of crows that migrate daily from one area of my city to the other.
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That Bat must have been in pretty bad shape to hit your Lightbulb outofoucs, as in it was dead and someone through it.
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I live here, it is a fun thing to see but i have to drive across that bridge and it stinks like bat shit everyday.
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What is the count on the numbers of bats, I used to go up to austin to see an ex-girlfriend and I heard widely different numbers of bats, from a few thousand to millions came out.
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Me and some friends were drunk at a wedding shower and thought about how amusing it would be for some crazy fuckers to dress up like vampires on the weekend and run from underneath the bridge at people. HAHA!
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Raoul Duke: [narrating] We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:
Raoul Duke: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.
Raoul Duke: [narrating] Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:
Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?
[swatting the air]
Raoul Duke: Huh! Huh! Huh! Fucking pigs.
Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?
Raoul Duke: Hm? Never mind. It’s your turn to drive.
Raoul Duke: [narrating] No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
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@ NoirJ: Yeah, it was a bat. I was within 15 feet of her. She shook it out of her hair and the poor li’l critter dropped to the sidewalk, struggled around a bit, then managed to take off again.
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@Wookie_x
cool, was just wondering, must have been sick. As the echolocation makes it impossible for them to hit anything like that normally. We usually have to use very fine netting to catch them.
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@outofocus
How’d you like that Austin traffic?
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NoirJ – You sound like a know it all. Knock it off.
FMS – The traffic, ignoring downtown, was a lot better this trip than prior trips. Downtown was a nightmare because of the motorcycle thing going on that weekend.
The only thing that really bugs me about driving in Austin is the fact that the drivers seem intent avoiding merging at all costs… oh and that they seem to understand the point of multiple lanes about as well as people in the SFBayArea.
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@outofocus
Sorry if you think that, am just involved in Bat Conservation. My second fave after Bees.
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NoirJ – No worries. You just came off as neither of us knew what we were talking about and that what we saw couldn’t be bats… If you had said, “I work with bats… they must have been sick or something”… it would have made a lot more sense from the beginning.
Bat conservation sounds interesting. We found a batch of babies once that appeared to be abandoned so we called the Humane Society so they could come out and take care of them and/or contact someone who could do so.
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In situations like these I cant think of anything more fun than a tinfoil ball and a sling shot. it wont hurt them but the extreme number of facets on the foil ball and its reflective nature messes with their echo location
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NoirJ
Does that go for all types of bats? Cause I have had bats hit me before. Usually they just get really close but I have had them smack off me a few times.
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That must have been quite a sight.
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I remember one summer evening I was walking across the Congress Ave bridge and a woman started screaming and freaking out, flailing her arms around her head. A bat had become tangled in her hair. I felt worse for the bat than I did her.
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@ Wookie_x
Are you sure that was a Bat? I ask as that is unheard of, well except on the old silver screen.
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I would have taken pictures of that! I missed a bat slamming into one of light fixtures… my son witnessed that and was much amused.
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just before nightfall , there are hundreds of crows that migrate daily from one area of my city to the other.
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That Bat must have been in pretty bad shape to hit your Lightbulb outofoucs, as in it was dead and someone through it.
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I live here, it is a fun thing to see but i have to drive across that bridge and it stinks like bat shit everyday.
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What is the count on the numbers of bats, I used to go up to austin to see an ex-girlfriend and I heard widely different numbers of bats, from a few thousand to millions came out.
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Me and some friends were drunk at a wedding shower and thought about how amusing it would be for some crazy fuckers to dress up like vampires on the weekend and run from underneath the bridge at people. HAHA!
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Raoul Duke: [narrating] We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:
Raoul Duke: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.
Raoul Duke: [narrating] Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:
Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?
[swatting the air]
Raoul Duke: Huh! Huh! Huh! Fucking pigs.
Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?
Raoul Duke: Hm? Never mind. It’s your turn to drive.
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@ NoirJ: Yeah, it was a bat. I was within 15 feet of her. She shook it out of her hair and the poor li’l critter dropped to the sidewalk, struggled around a bit, then managed to take off again.
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@Wookie_x
cool, was just wondering, must have been sick. As the echolocation makes it impossible for them to hit anything like that normally. We usually have to use very fine netting to catch them.
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@outofocus
How’d you like that Austin traffic?
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NoirJ – You sound like a know it all. Knock it off.
FMS – The traffic, ignoring downtown, was a lot better this trip than prior trips. Downtown was a nightmare because of the motorcycle thing going on that weekend.
The only thing that really bugs me about driving in Austin is the fact that the drivers seem intent avoiding merging at all costs… oh and that they seem to understand the point of multiple lanes about as well as people in the SFBayArea.
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@outofocus
Sorry if you think that, am just involved in Bat Conservation. My second fave after Bees.
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NoirJ – No worries. You just came off as neither of us knew what we were talking about and that what we saw couldn’t be bats… If you had said, “I work with bats… they must have been sick or something”… it would have made a lot more sense from the beginning.
Bat conservation sounds interesting. We found a batch of babies once that appeared to be abandoned so we called the Humane Society so they could come out and take care of them and/or contact someone who could do so.
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In situations like these I cant think of anything more fun than a tinfoil ball and a sling shot. it wont hurt them but the extreme number of facets on the foil ball and its reflective nature messes with their echo location
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NoirJ
Does that go for all types of bats? Cause I have had bats hit me before. Usually they just get really close but I have had them smack off me a few times.
Tetris Cookies
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I tried to type out the Tetris theme song but it came out as a bunch of DO’s
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Do, do do do, do do do do do…do do, do do do…do do..do..do..do..do.
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aw this made me sad tetris reminds me of my friend that just moved today….
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Is it just me, or is this guy really bad at tetris?
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The orange one in the middle fails. It only has 3 squares.
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There’s a couple of the lines that fail. very disappointing.
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how did they line them up in the oven with out some disappearing?
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I tried to type out the Tetris theme song but it came out as a bunch of DO’s
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Do, do do do, do do do do do…do do, do do do…do do..do..do..do..do.
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aw this made me sad tetris reminds me of my friend that just moved today….
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Is it just me, or is this guy really bad at tetris?
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The orange one in the middle fails. It only has 3 squares.
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There’s a couple of the lines that fail. very disappointing.
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how did they line them up in the oven with out some disappearing?
Saiga 223
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I just got this from the fine fellas over at Viking Kitty
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WTF is up with the neutered mag?
Aside from that, nice stick
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that is a nice gun. im sure criminals invading ur home will run scared as u blow buckshot into their faces.
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Snow, man, you got it all wrong. Criminals invading your home can be dealt with by tying paint cans to the ceiling with twine in front of your door, as Macaulay Culkin demonstrated numerous times. A weapon like this is clearly suited towards repelling the inevitable invasion of the islamocommiefacists.
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It shoots .223 which is a rifle round, not a shotgun 
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The Saiga 12 is the shotgun version
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AK-47 is better.
Now sit back, relax, and watch the faggotry ensue.
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Pedantic, that basically is an Ak 47.
A few improvements, some cosmetic changes, and it uses the .223 Remington vs 7.62×39.
Now if you want a REAL improvement, youd something like a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
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Nah, all you need for home defense is a 10-gauge gatling gun.
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Excelsior, i’ll see your 10-gauge gatling gun, and raise you a GAU-8 Avenger gatling.
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@nimbo. oh man when you mentioned plasma rifly, the first thing that popped into my mind was the one from DOOM3. That thing fucking owned.
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I was referencing Terminator.
JSG – the GAU 8, a gun so frickin cool they gave it a plane as an accessory.
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I keep a small doomsday device under my bed.
That way if burglars break into my house to steal food or whatever, I can bring the entire universe to an end.
That’ll learn ‘em.
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How much awesome stuff could you have bought with your $650.
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islamocommiefacists invasion? MAN THE HARPOONS
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/wave at Michael Moore
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WTF is up with the neutered mag?
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that is a nice gun. im sure criminals invading ur home will run scared as u blow buckshot into their faces.
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Snow, man, you got it all wrong. Criminals invading your home can be dealt with by tying paint cans to the ceiling with twine in front of your door, as Macaulay Culkin demonstrated numerous times. A weapon like this is clearly suited towards repelling the inevitable invasion of the islamocommiefacists.
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It shoots .223 which is a rifle round, not a shotgun
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The Saiga 12 is the shotgun version
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AK-47 is better.
Now sit back, relax, and watch the faggotry ensue.
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Pedantic, that basically is an Ak 47.
A few improvements, some cosmetic changes, and it uses the .223 Remington vs 7.62×39.Now if you want a REAL improvement, youd something like a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
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Nah, all you need for home defense is a 10-gauge gatling gun.
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Excelsior, i’ll see your 10-gauge gatling gun, and raise you a GAU-8 Avenger gatling.
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@nimbo. oh man when you mentioned plasma rifly, the first thing that popped into my mind was the one from DOOM3. That thing fucking owned.
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I was referencing Terminator.
JSG – the GAU 8, a gun so frickin cool they gave it a plane as an accessory.
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I keep a small doomsday device under my bed.
That way if burglars break into my house to steal food or whatever, I can bring the entire universe to an end.
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How much awesome stuff could you have bought with your $650.
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islamocommiefacists invasion? MAN THE HARPOONS
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/wave at Michael Moore
confusing housing arrangment
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I believe this is actually a shopping mall in Japan. Can’t seem to find the link right now.
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Once again, Japan proves to be an exceedingly more exciting place to live in than the over-regulated bowels of bland, cookie-cutter suburban America.
*narf*
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TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE FROM A PILE OF SCRAPS!!!!!!
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This would be an awesome set of residences. I had a dream once of a community that was built on tiers, in a seemingly dis-organized fashion, but every flat space was garden, painted, or decorated in some fashion. There were round windows made with fragments of multicolored glass. They had candles in them, shining colored light onto small gardens, statues, or winding paths leading from one place to another in a meandering fashion. All of the residences were small, and piled one on top of the other. It was a very interesting dream.
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I likes it.
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@ wookee
where their social classes? i mean was that distingushable at all?
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It’s aesthetically pleasing, original, and appears to be more ecofriendly than your average skyrise. Whether residential or mall, I give it a thumbs up. I want to see an entire city of buildings like this – tiered with numerous gardens spread throughout.
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I believe this is actually a shopping mall in Japan. Can’t seem to find the link right now.
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Once again, Japan proves to be an exceedingly more exciting place to live in than the over-regulated bowels of bland, cookie-cutter suburban America.
*narf*
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TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE FROM A PILE OF SCRAPS!!!!!!
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This would be an awesome set of residences. I had a dream once of a community that was built on tiers, in a seemingly dis-organized fashion, but every flat space was garden, painted, or decorated in some fashion. There were round windows made with fragments of multicolored glass. They had candles in them, shining colored light onto small gardens, statues, or winding paths leading from one place to another in a meandering fashion. All of the residences were small, and piled one on top of the other. It was a very interesting dream.
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I likes it.
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It’s aesthetically pleasing, original, and appears to be more ecofriendly than your average skyrise. Whether residential or mall, I give it a thumbs up. I want to see an entire city of buildings like this – tiered with numerous gardens spread throughout.
whale tail
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i see london i see france i see something that can’t be unseen!
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one is worth tapping ??? lol 
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Bite my shiny metal fluke.
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and this is why you always keep your beverages on the bottom shelf of the fridge.
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It must be difficult for the one on the right to breathe with those jeans covering her blow hole.
Ba dum-tss!
Thank you. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.
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I like the other one better.
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I think thongs are stupid. Girls + Boyshorts, now that’s some hotness.
mm.
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She’s not even that fat! You should see what I’m tapping -_-
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i see london i see france i see something that can’t be unseen!
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one is worth tapping ??? lol
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Bite my shiny metal fluke.
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and this is why you always keep your beverages on the bottom shelf of the fridge.
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It must be difficult for the one on the right to breathe with those jeans covering her blow hole.
Ba dum-tss!
Thank you. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.
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I like the other one better.
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I think thongs are stupid. Girls + Boyshorts, now that’s some hotness.
mm.
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She’s not even that fat! You should see what I’m tapping -_-
tank toll booth payment
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Who the fuck charges a TANK?
I’d be like “It’s on the house, go on through.”
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Me motherfucker that shit takes up two lanes
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“It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this….”
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usually those job what she do is sooo boring … but tonight she have a topic to talk about now
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Hey MonkeyHitman, go ahead and try that again.
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She better charge it, and then some. Those things chew up the road. Here in Bosnia after the war some of the roads looked like plowed fields after tanks ended going over them.
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Sorry, General X. A good friend of mine was driving one of those tanks.
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They’re not that bad with the rubber treads on ‘em. The military just doesn’t bother with those during wars.
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Must be British
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Who the fuck charges a TANK?
I’d be like “It’s on the house, go on through.”
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Me motherfucker that shit takes up two lanes
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“It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this….”
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usually those job what she do is sooo boring … but tonight she have a topic to talk about now
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Hey MonkeyHitman, go ahead and try that again.
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She better charge it, and then some. Those things chew up the road. Here in Bosnia after the war some of the roads looked like plowed fields after tanks ended going over them.
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Sorry, General X. A good friend of mine was driving one of those tanks.
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They’re not that bad with the rubber treads on ‘em. The military just doesn’t bother with those during wars.
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Must be British
red hot cars
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I don’t get it, where are the guns?
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WOW. It’s a piece of shit PARADE!
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I don’t get it, where are the guns?
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WOW. It’s a piece of shit PARADE!
floating pigs
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omg no! the wolf finally won…. 
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I remember seeing this image in the news, the title was “Crops Suffer from Floods.” My first thought was “Pigs are crops? I thought pigs were livestock.”
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They should have stayed in the brick house.
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IIIIIITs BACON
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That’s so fucking sad!
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Wolf discovers that peeing on the pigs’ houses is more productive than blowing on them.
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Im glad that people know how to react properly in a flood. If anything you take from this is to remember to SAVE ZE BACON!!!
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We’ll be okay until FEMA shows up…
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omg no! the wolf finally won….
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I remember seeing this image in the news, the title was “Crops Suffer from Floods.” My first thought was “Pigs are crops? I thought pigs were livestock.”
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They should have stayed in the brick house.
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IIIIIITs BACON
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That’s so fucking sad!
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Wolf discovers that peeing on the pigs’ houses is more productive than blowing on them.
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Im glad that people know how to react properly in a flood. If anything you take from this is to remember to SAVE ZE BACON!!!
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We’ll be okay until FEMA shows up…
doggie water bowl
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butts
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star wars dog troopers
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Yub to the nub.
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this photo is amazing, it doesnt look photoshopped, were the scout troopers somehow secured on?
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Awesome editing. made the troopers look like they were really there (even though the on in the back is in a weird position).
I blame the niceness of it on the motion blur.
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It’s…beautiful…
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that’s really good .. props
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OP granted 10 interwebz
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This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
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Since the opening of MyConfinedSpace.com
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Aren’t they a little short to be troopers?
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Yub to the nub.
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this photo is amazing, it doesnt look photoshopped, were the scout troopers somehow secured on?
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Awesome editing. made the troopers look like they were really there (even though the on in the back is in a weird position).
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It’s…beautiful…
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that’s really good .. props
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OP granted 10 interwebz
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This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
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Since the opening of MyConfinedSpace.com
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Aren’t they a little short to be troopers?
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Amazing job with the editing.
incredible hulk vs juggernaut
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And some kind of puny blue man…
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thats the juggernauts bitch
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juggerpwned
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woah. now this is a tough one. hard to say who would win.
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No it’s not. You can clearly see the Hulk ruining shit all over the place!
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Hulk looks great in his gymnastics onesies
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and yes, Hulk is the one cooking at this BBQ
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Just wait till that sparrow comes.
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whose art is that?
not Gary Frank and not Cary Nord?
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Dale Keown?
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“You’re the Juggernaut. Bitch.”
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oh shit he’s fuckin with my helmet! i got this shit in 4th grade, oh nooooooo!
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And some kind of puny blue man…
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thats the juggernauts bitch
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juggerpwned
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woah. now this is a tough one. hard to say who would win.
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No it’s not. You can clearly see the Hulk ruining shit all over the place!
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Hulk looks great in his gymnastics onesies
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and yes, Hulk is the one cooking at this BBQ
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Just wait till that sparrow comes.
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whose art is that?
not Gary Frank and not Cary Nord?
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Dale Keown?
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“You’re the Juggernaut. Bitch.”
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oh shit he’s fuckin with my helmet! i got this shit in 4th grade, oh nooooooo!
you have angered the badger
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LOL. this is pure win
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badgers? badgers!? we don’t need no stinkin badgers!
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Let the motherfucker burn.
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Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger PANIC A SNAKE!!!
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It is not panic a snake. You fail.
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FUCK YOU, I’M A BADGER!
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whats a badger 0.0 … im from the caribbean and we dont have those animals here .. (before you start your noob ass comments of how stupid i am .. ^^ )
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So what is it then Kero?
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Ben fails. One too many “badger”s in each sequence.
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Yeah but I have a spoon….what’s up now?!
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I can’t see a badger without thinking of the comic book character, created by First Comics as a cognate of Wolverine.
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I don’t remember the word panic in there.
There was also the potter potter potter /text missing/ WEASLEY WEASLEY /text missing/ SNAPE!!!!!
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That’d make a nice hat.
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LOL. this is pure win
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badgers? badgers!? we don’t need no stinkin badgers!
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Let the motherfucker burn.
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Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger PANIC A SNAKE!!!
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It is not panic a snake. You fail.
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FUCK YOU, I’M A BADGER!
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whats a badger 0.0 … im from the caribbean and we dont have those animals here .. (before you start your noob ass comments of how stupid i am .. ^^ )
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So what is it then Kero?
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Ben fails. One too many “badger”s in each sequence.
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Yeah but I have a spoon….what’s up now?!
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I can’t see a badger without thinking of the comic book character, created by First Comics as a cognate of Wolverine.
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I don’t remember the word panic in there.
There was also the potter potter potter /text missing/ WEASLEY WEASLEY /text missing/ SNAPE!!!!!
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That’d make a nice hat.
t-rex sex
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t-boned?
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Buttsecks
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How come every time I see a picture of a T-rex, it’s mouth is open? Just food for thought; never seen a closed-maw t-rex picture.
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“that is some hot shit!!!”
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Rule 34 strikes again.
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@DemolitionsGeek you’re quite right….did a google image search on “t-rex” and it wasn’t until the second page that you come across a closed mouth picture
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Slack jawed T-Rex… hmm… The redneck of dinos?
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Rule 34 indeed. Robert T. Bakker is popping wood over this one.
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It is in a museum
www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/07/30/humping-t-rex/
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no wonder some animals got blind … *apply bleach to the eyes*
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Maybe it cause they got such tiny nostrils… have to breathe through the mouth..?
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No one here watched Jurrasic Park since there are at least 4 times where you see the T-rex in that movie with its mouth closed..
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t-boned?
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Buttsecks
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How come every time I see a picture of a T-rex, it’s mouth is open? Just food for thought; never seen a closed-maw t-rex picture.
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“that is some hot shit!!!”
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Rule 34 strikes again.
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@DemolitionsGeek you’re quite right….did a google image search on “t-rex” and it wasn’t until the second page that you come across a closed mouth picture
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Slack jawed T-Rex… hmm… The redneck of dinos?
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Rule 34 indeed. Robert T. Bakker is popping wood over this one.
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It is in a museum
www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/07/30/humping-t-rex/ -
no wonder some animals got blind … *apply bleach to the eyes*
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Maybe it cause they got such tiny nostrils… have to breathe through the mouth..?
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No one here watched Jurrasic Park since there are at least 4 times where you see the T-rex in that movie with its mouth closed..
movable props
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Why is that thumbnail tiny.
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because I’m trying out some new code, which isn’t working 100% just yet.
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Did that aircraft just…flip me the bird??????
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The Osprey and 50 cent… Separated at birth?
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@nonera : ROLF !!!
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waaiit… that is not a plane, it is a transformer!
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Why is that thumbnail tiny.
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because I’m trying out some new code, which isn’t working 100% just yet.
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Did that aircraft just…flip me the bird??????
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The Osprey and 50 cent… Separated at birth?
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@nonera : ROLF !!!
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waaiit… that is not a plane, it is a transformer!
George Carlin, 1937-2008
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Thank you George, you were one of the only ones who really told it like it is.
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A comic genius. We will miss you! RIP
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Sorry, but am I the only person who has no idea who he is?
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Yes you are.
He was one of the best comedians ever.
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Bright green, look him up, then you can lament his death with us.
This was one funny man. i’ll forever love his comedy
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I loved George Carlin. His sarcastic style, his agressive language, his ability to make you laugh while making you think. He was a writer, an actor, a husband and father but I truly believe he was put on this earth for the sole purpose of being a comic. And in my opinion, he was the best.
Joe Pesci bless you, George!
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All I have to say (but I dont really know if its allowed (but it should be in this case)) is……….
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits
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Best Carlin joke ever:
A small girl sees her father’s penis for the first time and asks, ‘when do I get one of those?’ The father smiles and responds, “when mommy leaves to go shopping.”
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dude is a leg-end…i’ll take a shot in the mouth if it gets me a 100 miles.
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Favorite George Carlin Quote:
“Positive Thinking Leads To Miscalculation”.
RIP
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“PLASTIC ASSHOLE!!” – George Carlin Rest In Peace A Freind to many.. A Foe To Corporate America. Let His Message Live On!
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RIP George
my favorite quote
“There is a fine line in the entertainment business. Art is to make people comfortable and comedy is to provoke them. And to provoke them is to cross that line. What i like to do is to make people comfortable as theyre crossing that line.”
one of my top 10 comedians
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RIP george, a god among the cynics
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I read about this last night. This is the first time the death of a celebrity has actually hit me. I grew up on George Carlin. My parents had his records which we listened to often.
“Fucking meow!”
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seriously. I go to google video to check out any new documentaries, and lawl and behold there’s a stand up show of george. I think to myself “ok thats strange,” Then I log on here and I see posts about his death. <3 the dark humor. will miss him
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“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”
–George Carlin
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i always had my list of great comedians … to give us a time of smile and laughter when everything around you is all upon hate, jealous, viciousness, cruelty ….. George was and will always be on my list of great comedians
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Sigh…
I never thought he was going to die.
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Also, Napalm and Silly Putty and When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops? were probably the two greatest books i read in high school.
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Yeah. this is the first time I’ve truly felt like something irreplaceable was lost in the death of a celebrity. His work went beyond comedy: sometimes it was also philosophy. I’m grateful I had the chance to see him late last year when he came through.
“Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider” – George Carlin
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He was my favorite comedian. I noticed how my sense of humor has always been influenced by his.
My favorite George Carlin quote:
“I never fucked a 10. But one night, I fucked five 2′s. And I think that should count.”
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“Rat-shit, bat-shit, dirty old twat,
Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot.
Hooray…
Lizard-shit…
Fuck!”
got to see him the last time he was in atlanta. glad i did.
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No one told a fart joke like George.
He will be missed.
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Holy fuck, I had no idea he was dead!
When did this atrocity happen?
R.I.P George
You taught me words that are naughty.
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@thelotuseater725 What, no props for Brain Droppings?
Also my favorite Carlin Quote:
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
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A comic genius. We will miss you! RIP
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Sorry, but am I the only person who has no idea who he is?
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Yes you are.
He was one of the best comedians ever.
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Bright green, look him up, then you can lament his death with us.
This was one funny man. i’ll forever love his comedy
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I loved George Carlin. His sarcastic style, his agressive language, his ability to make you laugh while making you think. He was a writer, an actor, a husband and father but I truly believe he was put on this earth for the sole purpose of being a comic. And in my opinion, he was the best.
Joe Pesci bless you, George!
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All I have to say (but I dont really know if its allowed (but it should be in this case)) is……….
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits
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Best Carlin joke ever:
A small girl sees her father’s penis for the first time and asks, ‘when do I get one of those?’ The father smiles and responds, “when mommy leaves to go shopping.”
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dude is a leg-end…i’ll take a shot in the mouth if it gets me a 100 miles.
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Favorite George Carlin Quote:
“Positive Thinking Leads To Miscalculation”.
RIP
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“PLASTIC ASSHOLE!!” – George Carlin Rest In Peace A Freind to many.. A Foe To Corporate America. Let His Message Live On!
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RIP George
my favorite quote“There is a fine line in the entertainment business. Art is to make people comfortable and comedy is to provoke them. And to provoke them is to cross that line. What i like to do is to make people comfortable as theyre crossing that line.”
one of my top 10 comedians
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RIP george, a god among the cynics
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I read about this last night. This is the first time the death of a celebrity has actually hit me. I grew up on George Carlin. My parents had his records which we listened to often.
“Fucking meow!”
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seriously. I go to google video to check out any new documentaries, and lawl and behold there’s a stand up show of george. I think to myself “ok thats strange,” Then I log on here and I see posts about his death. <3 the dark humor. will miss him
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“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”
–George Carlin
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i always had my list of great comedians … to give us a time of smile and laughter when everything around you is all upon hate, jealous, viciousness, cruelty ….. George was and will always be on my list of great comedians
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Sigh…
I never thought he was going to die.
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Also, Napalm and Silly Putty and When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops? were probably the two greatest books i read in high school.
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Yeah. this is the first time I’ve truly felt like something irreplaceable was lost in the death of a celebrity. His work went beyond comedy: sometimes it was also philosophy. I’m grateful I had the chance to see him late last year when he came through.
“Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider” – George Carlin
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He was my favorite comedian. I noticed how my sense of humor has always been influenced by his.
My favorite George Carlin quote:
“I never fucked a 10. But one night, I fucked five 2′s. And I think that should count.”
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“Rat-shit, bat-shit, dirty old twat,
Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot.Hooray…
Lizard-shit…
Fuck!”
got to see him the last time he was in atlanta. glad i did.
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No one told a fart joke like George.
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Holy fuck, I had no idea he was dead!
When did this atrocity happen?
R.I.P George
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@thelotuseater725 What, no props for Brain Droppings?
Also my favorite Carlin Quote:
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
June 24, 2008 at 7:04 am
I love this plane.
Close air support at it’s best.
Well at least the way I take it.
June 24, 2008 at 7:05 am
AMERICA…fuck yeah!
June 24, 2008 at 7:26 am
If youre going to bold something, make sure its correct. : >
June 24, 2008 at 8:04 am
Has /k/ invaded MCS?
June 24, 2008 at 9:49 am
YAAAAAA…. OOOOOOOAAAAHHH… CRRYYYY SOOME MOOOOOOOOREE!!!
June 24, 2008 at 10:09 am
you see, this is what i’m talking about.
“AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every single motherfucker in the room; accept no substitute” .. .?
bring me my GAU8, and we’ll talk.
June 24, 2008 at 2:07 pm
I think every home in the country should be protected by one of these. Or, fourteen. Mounted on turrets. And attached to motion sensors. With cameras. And manual override, so you can play a few rounds of “Goop the Crackhead” when you’re bored at 3am.
June 24, 2008 at 2:25 pm
AgZed brilliant- the end of burglaries and girl scout cookies.
June 24, 2008 at 6:08 pm
1 order of friendly fire to go.
July 3, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Fuckin’ BAD ASS. Loaded with depleted uranium rounds. They’ll burn right through armor, and spaul inside of a tank. Ricocheting pieces of molten uranium. What a way to go…