My twin brother called me from prison

He said “so you know how we always finish each other’s sentences…”

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    AMBULANCE

     

    ROBOT-LITER

     

    What do you call a disabled paedophile

    A creepy crawly.

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    Richard Jewell

    American security guard, Richard Jewell (Paul Walter Hauser), heroically saves thousands of lives from an exploding bomb at the 1996 Olympics, but is unjustly vilified by journalists and the press who falsely report that he was a terrorist.

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    Joe Biden The Greatest Statesman

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    Where do Police go on date night

    Arrestrants

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    Bridge Constructor Portal

    Enter the Aperture Science Enrichment Center and experience Bridge Constructor Portal – the unique merging of the classic Portalâ?¢ and Bridge Constructorâ?¢ games.As a new employee in the Aperture Science test lab, it’s your job to build bridges, ramps, slides, and other constructions in 60 test chambers and get the Bendies safely across the finish line in their vehicles.Make use of the many Portal gadgets, like portals, propulsion gel, repulsion gel, aerial faith plates, cubes, and more to bypass the sentry turrets, acid pools and laser barriers, solve switch puzzles, and make it through the test chambers unscathed.Let Ellen McLain, the original voice of GLaDOS, guide you through the tutorial, and learn all the tips and tricks that make a true Aperture Science employee.The bridge is a lie!Features:- The merging of two worlds: the first Bridge Constructorâ?¢ with an official Portalâ?¢ license- Create complex constructions in the Aperture Science labs- Let GLaDOS accompany you through tricky physics adventures- Use portals, aerial faith plates, propulsion gel, repulsion gel, and much more to master the complicated tasks- Evade dangers such as sentry turrets, emancipation grills, laser fields, and acid- Help your Bendies cross the finish line – on their own or in a convoy

    I loved every second I had with this game, it was a relaxing and soothing experience that nearly broke my brain on the final puzzle.

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    Runaways Season 3

    Created by Stephanie Savage, Josh Schwartz. With Kevin Weisman, Rhenzy Feliz, Lyrica Okano, Virginia Gardner. After discovering their parents are super-villains in disguise, a group of teenagers band together to run away from their homes in order to atone for their parents’ actions and to discover the secrets of their origins.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgLihqUve_M

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    Hotel Artemis

    Directed by Drew Pearce. With Jodie Foster, Sofia Boutella, Dave Bautista, Sterling K. Brown. Set in riot-torn, near-future Los Angeles, ‘Hotel Artemis’ follows the Nurse, who runs a secret, members-only emergency room for criminals.

    The last time I reviewed this movie I suggested that you not look up who’s in the film, but I forgot I gave that suggestion and when I watched it again, I had my mind blown yet again. I’m not sure what it was about the original watching that made me add this to my “buy on physical media” wishlist, but I watched it in 4k/hdr last night and while it’s still a fantastic film, there’s no reason to get the upgraded version, as it’s the acting and story that really makes the movie enjoyable.

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    NEW RULE

     

    Thor 2011 – IMDb

    Directed by Kenneth Branagh. With Chris Hemsworth, Anthony Hopkins, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston. The powerful but arrogant god Thor is cast out of Asgard to live amongst humans in Midgard (Earth), where he soon becomes one of their finest defenders.

    My MCU 4k rewatch continues, this is a gorgeous film that I remember liking when I first seent it, but thought it was too small in scale. Happily the scale is something they figure out in later movies and I continue to be impressed with the initial outing of my favorite lord of thunder.

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    HEE HAW

     

    Iron Man 3

    Directed by Shane Black. With Robert Downey Jr., Guy Pearce, Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle. When Tony Stark’s world is torn apart by a formidable terrorist called the Mandarin, he starts an odyssey of rebuilding and retribution.

    Easily the worst MCU movie to date, with inconsistent internal logic, a story structure that just never gets off the ground, and I’ll never forgive them for not including any of the previously mandatory music from ac/dc.

    The best thing I can say about it was the orchestral soundtrack was amazing, the acting was on point, and the special effects were what I would expect from a MCU movie.

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    Free Guy

    FREE GUY tells the story of a lonely bank teller who discovers he is actually a background character in the open-world video game Free City.

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    MERCEDES

     

    SIGN

     

    I left them a phone message-  I doubt they liked it.

    As Marvel Studios Moves Into Series TV Units Focus Is Unclear

    As Marvel Studios head Kevin Feige builds out his own TV universe spawned from the “Avengers” films, Marvel’s dedicated television unit is seeing its live-action world contract.

    I was one of the few people that went to the IMAX opening of Inhumans, that was the very moment that I lost faith in Marvel’s live action television efforts. This is the first time that I find myself thinking that maybe they’re going to figure it out in my lifetime.

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    CLOSE CALL

     

    BALTO

     

    Supermarket Shriek

    Screaming Through!

    You’re a man.

    You’re a goat.

    You’re in a cart that is moved by you screaming. Seems like a silly premise, and it is, but it’s essentially a racing game with intentionally difficult controls, which I appreciate in concept, but I did not enjoy in practice.

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