Damn, Why Didn’t I Think Of That!!?!!

well, it’s a little more complicated than that, since it varies depending on which english speaking country you’re in, and while i’d assume such hilarious vulgarity could only come from the US, that’s just a guess. if he’s in britain, what you said is true; if he’s in america, then he’d be wrong regardless of the context, and if he’s in south africa, he’s correct.

but regardless, the REAL jesus would hopefully be thinking a bit more about love rather than judging people and having a rod up one’s ass. Not that anyone alive knows anything about the REAL jesus, we know paul and constantine and a couple of thousand years worth of corruption’s jesus.

but, that’s a lame flame war no one wants to hear. anyway, funny, i’m going to rip him off at some point.

That’s sacrilegious! You should be ashamed. Everyone knows that Jesus has X-ray supervision, and can just see right through chicks’ shirts anyway–he wouldn’t need to ask to see your tits. Also he’s probably got like super mental powers and could just force you to show them by thinking it.

I think however Jesus spells it, is the way it’s spelled. It goes like this: Jesus > Dictionary. But only because if you give a dictionary a few loaves and fishes, it just gets smelly and wet.