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This topic has 46 voices, contains 948 replies, and was last updated by spuggemhate 64 days ago.
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| May 24, 2009 at 5:42 am #300740 | |
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natedog |
ERIC CARTMAN: “It’s a man’s obligation to stick his boneration in a women’s separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.” “You so much as TOUCH kitty’s ass, and I’ll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.” “How ’bout we sing, ‘Kyle’s Mom is a stupid bitch’ in D Minor.” “Hippies.They’re everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.” Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly. [on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan] “It’s an Afghanistan goat, so it can’t stay here, or else it’ll choke on the sweet air of freedom.” “Well, I looked in my mom’s closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.” natedogQuote
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| May 24, 2009 at 5:56 am #300741 | |
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outofocus |
“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” – Anthony Burgess outofocusQuote
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| May 24, 2009 at 6:23 am #300745 | |
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Puulaahi |
“Live to the point of tears.” PuulaahiQuote
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| May 24, 2009 at 6:43 am #300746 | |
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dieAntagonista |
“so, is your head firmly wedged up your own delusional fantasy ass, or only on days ending in 9?” - garbledxmission dieAntagonistaQuote
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| May 24, 2009 at 7:07 am #300750 | |
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egosumnemo |
If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. egosumnemoQuote
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| May 24, 2009 at 7:40 am #300754 | |
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dieAntagonista |
I love that one, nyokki. “No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris. No known motor can run at the requisite speed for four days without stopping.” - Orville Wright dieAntagonistaQuote
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| May 24, 2009 at 7:47 am #300755 | |
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garbledxmission |
Well now I’m blushing. Die, you have to stop doing that. I’d do a quote but, well, ok, here… garbledxmissionQuote
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| May 24, 2009 at 3:50 pm #300767 | |
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natedog |
“FUCK SALT!” “Its not Mickey Mouse, it’s tit dirt” “You can go to Jolly Pirate Doughnuts and take a two hour shit for all I care.” “Dont talk shit about Total!” -Tourette’s Guy natedogQuote
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| May 24, 2009 at 4:02 pm #300768 | |
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SumoSnipe |
“Hey, hey, be nice people. Remember: no matter where you go, there you are.” SumoSnipeQuote
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| May 24, 2009 at 6:51 pm #300772 | |
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outofocus |
“Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.” – David T. Wolf outofocusQuote
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| May 24, 2009 at 7:12 pm #300777 | |
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Lamb |
To err is human; to forgive, infrequent. Franklin P. Adams (1881 – 1960) LambQuote
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| May 24, 2009 at 7:50 pm #300779 | |
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egosumnemo |
Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. egosumnemoQuote
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| May 24, 2009 at 9:01 pm #300787 | |
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outofocus |
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the universe.” — Albert Einstein outofocusQuote
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| May 24, 2009 at 10:36 pm #300791 | |
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Fen |
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. FenQuote
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| May 24, 2009 at 10:37 pm #300792 | |
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Fen |
I shall not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the petty-death that brings total obliteration. I shall face my fear. I shall let it pass over me and through me and when it has passed I shall turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there shall be nothing. Only I will remain. FenQuote
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