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tiki god:
how do you use that thing to shave?lemme rephrase that: why are you shaving your manhood off every morning?grow a beard, it’s manly

I do grow beards, they just don’t cover my entire face like some fucking hobo or some goddamned working class savage who couldn’t afford his own razor and strop. If this was the early 1900′s i would be looked at as a king for having two of those fancy shmancy non-sharpening needed razors. Do you hear me? I AM A FUCKING ROBBER BARON. I WILL ROB YOU OF YOUR CAPITAL.

At least that is what i say before i hop into my 1955 mercedes SL300. and turn up one of them rock and roll stations the kids seem to be hoppin mad about.