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Didn't find one, made one.
I had a biology teacher that didn't believe in evolution. And wouldn't believe me that humans are primates which I find awe inspiring. BIOLOGY.
In Soviet Russia evolution humans.
Mister we slice little girls into pieces in our country but at least we can't shoot them.
- DieAPosted 6 months ago # -
Here is an incomplete list of words that I think are inherently silly.
Sheep
School Bus
Dump Truck
Broccoli
Puce
Toot
Frumpy
Tiny
Sailor
Canoe
Grumpy
Radish
Hobo"Everything inside the store—including the employees and customers—looked like it had been rubbed with sad ham."Posted 6 months ago # -
Soviet Russia devolution humans.
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Scientists say they have found the missing link between man and monkey.
It’s a little monkey. It lived on mostly twigs and berries - which makes it the direct ancestor of today’s supermodel.
It is believed that God created the universe for no other reason than to play a game of The Sims against Satan.
He tends to be a major douche.Posted 6 months ago # -
i wonder what the christians will have to say now about this. it was found in germany but usa is taking it. bullshit?? europe should keep it.
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That's because Americans are better than Germans. Didn't we prove that when we spanked their asses? (be quiet about the Russians)
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I find the fact that humans are primates awe inspiring too. We are apart of nature after all, even though we try are best to set ourselves apart from nature. Good luck with that humanity. Also why are Russian women so hot? Pale snow vodka drinking sexy commies I say.
Head first into the fucking reef.
- Miki DoraPosted 6 months ago # -
@monkey.
Actually for us christians it doesn't prove anything other than that man evolved from monkeys. The bible says that god instructed the earth to produce. Plus more and more christians are rejecting the whole "young earth" creationism debate. We believe that there is no rational theological reason for the bible to not agree with evolutionary or old earth model.
After I got Arrested i got a warped sense of what justice really is.Posted 6 months ago # -
Actually for us christians it doesn't prove anything other than that man evolved from monkeys. The bible says that god instructed the earth to produce. Plus more and more christians are rejecting the whole "young earth" creationism debate. We believe that there is no rational theological reason for the bible to not agree with evolutionary or old earth model.
Yes, yes and yes. Add to that, that the majority knows only of the mistranslated and misinterpreted bible with all its inconsistencies.
Screw King James.
"you’re mosdef doing it wrong… you’re not near enough of a condescending opinionated teenie-bopper to be the ‘real’ dieA…"
- DisplacedTexanPosted 6 months ago # -
@TheLotus
I'm sure you're capable of knowing which type of christians i talk about. in simple words the christians you speak of have the ability to think for them self.
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How do people not know how to eat watermelons. I find this disturbing.
she doesn't want juice on her tits
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On my birthday, I don't have cake, i get a watermelon. And I don't share it with anyone else. There is a second watermelon for anyone else. I eat the whole thing within 24 hours. I loves watermelon so much. I eat them like normal people eat apples. Well, thats a bit of an exaggeration but, not really. I'd probably sell out the Christ for a watermelon.
EDIT: Juice on my tits is part of what i love about watermelon. You gots to revel in the whole experience. Let it dribble down your chin and get you all sticky... Watermelon.
I'm King James bitch!
lux et voluptasPosted 6 months ago # -
EDIT: Juice on my tits is part of what i love about watermelon. You gots to revel in the whole experience. Let it dribble down your chin and get you all sticky... Watermelon.
I'm King James bitch!need pics for proof pls
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The Fossil Named IdaSoviet Russia devolution humans.
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Scientists say they have found the missing link between man and monkey.
It’s a little monkey. It lived on mostly twigs and berries - which makes it the direct ancestor of today’s supermodel.
Shutup woman, get on mah horse...Posted 6 months ago # -
On my birthday, I don't have cake, i get a watermelon. And I don't share it with anyone else. There is a second watermelon for anyone else. I eat the whole thing within 24 hours. I loves watermelon so much. I eat them like normal people eat apples. Well, thats a bit of an exaggeration but, not really. I'd probably sell out the Christ for a watermelon.
EDIT: Juice on my tits is part of what i love about watermelon. You gots to revel in the whole experience. Let it dribble down your chin and get you all sticky... Watermelon.
I'm King James bitch!Shitting your guts out over the following 24 hours must be a real treat. Happy birthday!
I hate you, Casemeths. TMPosted 6 months ago # -
This is Sarah Silverman eating watermelon. I cannot stand this individual.
How odd, you've always remi...never mind, I'll just leave this alone...
Hugs and kisses my petite flower.Posted 6 months ago # -
Shitting your guts out over the following 24 hours must be a real treat. Happy birthday!
Never happens. I can eat all kinds of any kind of fruit and I never get the squirts from it. That only happens when you aren't used to the intake of so much, or your diet has radically changed, but when it's a regular thing, the body adapts. In fact, the last time I had the sicky-shits in any kind of way was like, three years ago, and it was due to an overdose.
Don't you worry about my poop good sir, it is alright. Thanks for the concern though.
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Never happens. I can eat all kinds of any kind of fruit and I never get the squirts from it. That only happens when you aren't used to the intake of so much, or your diet has radically changed, but when it's a regular thing, the body adapts.
Yeah, I've never had an issue with fruits or veggies either... only dairy and sugar.
I eat watermelon like you do... lots and lots. Nom nom. My dad and I used to sit down on the back steps and just eat a whole watermelon. Mmmm. He put salt on his.
I also do not get cakes on my birthday. Since my birthday is in December, watermelons is not an option. I simply do not like cake or pie so generally if any sweet stuff comes about, it's for everyone else. The only kind of cake I like is fruit basket, it's super light, with a light, not sweet frosting, packed with tons of fresh fruit. It is really good but the ones I will actually eat are way, way expensive.
I always was amused by watermelon juice between the toes.
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How odd, you've always remi...never mind, I'll just leave this alone...
Hugs and kisses my petite flower.Man, that's not even funny. Sarah has a small forehead, small eyes, thin nose, and thin lips. That's the exact opposite of my face.
And then there's another problem. She looks like a horse.In case you were just trolling, this is not even funny fuck you.
Hugs and kisses ♥.
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Time from thread start to discussion about poop?
10 hours/22 postsGood job folks.
Also, this makes me sad:
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why is there no talk of generals in general chat? this thread is a blight and a plague on our existence as a forum i call for its demolition and subsequent eradication of all participants including myself.
in 3 ...
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Oh yeah, nobody teaches evolution in Romania, it's in the biology manuals (it was in mine), but teachers never said it out loud.
Oh... and we have a class called religion... Kansas at least teaches evolution.Posted 6 months ago # -
@outof: "Since my birthday is in December..."
December birthdays represent.@Snow: General Patton was told he would have to take Africa. In response, he asked for two tanks, a baseball bat & 3 cases of beer. It was all he needed.
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