How will you survive the Swine Flu?
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Time to be a paranoid-as-fuck survivalist.
My other alias are Snarky Parker and MUTHAFUKIN PAUL KERSEY.Posted 6 months ago # -
@Keeping It Real no men. just relax and you will kill em all. look what i did with my zombie pigs:
@Natedog cool video
It is believed that God created the universe for no other reason than to play a game of The Sims against Satan.
He tends to be a major douche.Posted 6 months ago # -
Thanks for that nate. Deek is my hero, and should be broadcast on giant screens in every city in the world.
Highlights from that video in particular include this:
"...dont believe me , google it ,then google it agian , and keep googling it till your well informed and have rid yourdelf of ignorance in this matter "
"Everything inside the store—including the employees and customers—looked like it had been rubbed with sad ham."Posted 6 months ago # -
deek is teh shit
All organized religions face a common problem, a tender spot through which we may enter and shift them to our designs: How do they distinguish hubris from revelation?
~Missionaria ProtectivaPosted 6 months ago # -
So, we should all suppress our immune systems by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and not sleeping. Party!
Posted 6 months ago # -
actually, maybe casemods is the answer
i am sure his immunities have battled some serious fucking pathogens in his romps through the gutter. and he seems to be doing just fine.
Posted 6 months ago # -
I dunno what the question is, but sex is always the answer. Except with pigs.
Head first into the fucking reef.
- Miki DoraPosted 6 months ago # -
Fuck that. Go watch Doomsday. We need to round up Bob Hoskins & Malcom McDowell.
Posted 6 months ago # -
Here's what a doctor has to say about the pigbug.
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@Puu
but casemods' sex with pigs just may turn out to be Humanity's last chance!
magnus will not be pleased.
Posted 6 months ago # -
I will eat nothing but bbq pork sandwiches for days.
FACT: eating copious amounts of pork will grant you immunity. Now is a not a good time to convert to Islam.
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.Posted 6 months ago # -
really? so no more spanish food for you anymore including taco's or even mexican mushrooms
Posted 6 months ago # -
The world would be a better place without tacos. And Luke never said anything about having eaten Mexican mushrooms. I'm the one.
It's not like their land is going to disappear if you kill all of them, right. Right.
"you’re mosdef doing it wrong… you’re not near enough of a condescending opinionated teenie-bopper to be the ‘real’ dieA…"
- DisplacedTexanPosted 6 months ago # -
Right.
Also, we won't lose Mexican foods is all the Mexicans die. The recipes and stuff are all out there.
Also, I don't need Mexican mushrooms. Magic mushrooms grow wild in Phoenix park, where the president lives, running free with all the deer.
There is also a zoo.
And the pope was there once.
Now that I think about it, Phoenix Park is a pretty wacky places.
Posted 6 months ago # -
Nah, Mexican mushrooms are pretty much unbeatable. If you have tried them, you know what I'm talking about.
Imagine the most incredible hallucinations, and mind altering visions. For hours. And not just that, there are absolutely no bad side effects. No headache, no dizziness, no nothing.
It's pure love. In your head.
Posted 6 months ago # -
Good point. Or you could just grow them yourself. Maybe you just need to read more Lewis Carroll.
Unless you're reading Alice in Wonderland at least once every week, you can't expect any results though.Amateur.
Posted 6 months ago # -
mexican mushrooms?
god, iam mexican and near even hear anything abou them.
can some one hoke me or something?I'am the voice of "THE IN(sane) CROWD".Posted 6 months ago # -
Really? I always thought you were American. Man, Mexican mushrooms are the shit.
Yeah, what's up with that. Get to it. Go ask your grandmother. Chances are, she's growing some in her backyard.
Posted 6 months ago # -
Mexican born, grew up in texas.
never meet me gandmother, so could you send me some?Posted 6 months ago # -
Last time I ate any of those, a white rabbit tried to explain determinism to me.
Posted 6 months ago # -
suicydking
HEY. D:<
So you saw my video. Man that's embarrassing.And Nobody Knows, that's still awesome. Well yes I would, but I don't want to be put in jail, so you have two choices. Invite me over and I'll smuggle them in my bra, or come over here. We also have fresh fascists, you can drink in public and watch porn on TV. You know you want to.
Posted 6 months ago # -
I dunno what would happen to me if I ate mushrooms. One of three things could happen: 1) Insanity 2)I start speaking Philo in the subjects of Existentialism and Reality 3) A deep daydream state or something I can't even think of right now.
DieA when do I get to see you in a bikini.;)
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