How will you survive the Swine Flu?
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All organized religions face a common problem, a tender spot through which we may enter and shift them to our designs: How do they distinguish hubris from revelation?
~Missionaria ProtectivaPosted 6 months ago # -
Main weapon? Wait, this looks like everyone is getting ready for the zombie apocalypse.
And you know what's funny, there is a large group of people who always said that a zombie like disease could be created through some pig related disease.
I can't deny it, I am a little excited. Maybe I should stop reading so much sci fi though.
"you’re mosdef doing it wrong… you’re not near enough of a condescending opinionated teenie-bopper to be the ‘real’ dieA…"
- DisplacedTexanPosted 6 months ago # -
I find it funny how we all thought the birds would kill us off, turns out its the little porkers.
to answer your question without filling out a shitty sheet:
I have purchased 20 face masks, I plan to hand them out between my friends to look cool, case panic and protection.
Trust the Scots to bring it back to blessed Britain.
Posted 6 months ago # -
I read that as "trust the scouts" and I was thinking, "Why are you blaming little boys in uniforms who do good deeds?"
Also, I doubt face masks are going to help a whole hell of a lot, unless you work in the medical profession.
Also, I'm more worried about how to survive ERROR 500 than I am the swine flu.
And drink to I trunken amPosted 6 months ago # -
They make me feel better and it will be funny to see how people react. Nothing beats a good bit of scaremongering.
Posted 6 months ago # -
I can verify, that wearing masks is fun.
Although I'm not sure I'd dare to run around on the streets like that. I'd probably get shot.
Posted 6 months ago # -
die: You look hot in that mask. ;)
How would I survive? Who says I would? I'm either immune or I'm not. Now, if the people who die from this terrible flu rise up from their graves, I've got plans in place.
Posted 6 months ago # -
I'm pretty sure they are planning to burn the slums down in New Orleans in preparation of Swine flu. All the rats roaches and pigs that flee from the fire will be shot.
That's what they said anyway.
Posted 6 months ago # -
My plan kill everything that moves, then kill everything that dosen't move, then
take over MCS.It can't fail.I'am the voice of "THE IN(sane) CROWD".Posted 6 months ago # -
Everyone is so anxious for the world to end.
Its like 'give me a cause. any cause.'
140 Mexicans died from swine flu. Over 10,000 died from good old fashioned murder in Juarez alone in 2008.
I will survive swine flu by eating some chicken and watching TV.
My main weapon is my brain.
IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE SO ALREADY CLICK ON IGNORE NEXT TO ANY POST BY CASEMODSPosted 6 months ago # -
damn nate, you need to stop visiting 4chan.
It is believed that God created the universe for no other reason than to play a game of The Sims against Satan.
He tends to be a major douche.Posted 6 months ago # -
By washing my hands and eating foods to strengthen my immune system. But I need to do these things anyhow.
If the zombies attack dieA, I will fight my way to you. And yeah, she looks good in anything.
Head first into the fucking reef.
- Miki DoraPosted 6 months ago # -
Also FEAR FEAR PARANOIA. WHERE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING BUNKER FULL OF BAKED BEANS, CORN AND AMERICAN COCA COLA/ PEPSI PRODUCTS.
AND GUNS, SWORDS, BOOKS AND ALCOHOL! Mmmmm Murphy's Stout.
Posted 6 months ago # -
"By washing my hands and eating foods to strengthen my immune system."
Sucker. Swine flu and other pandemic outbreaks are notable because they kill people by causing cytokine storms. Basically, your immune system goes nuts and kills you. People with strong immune systems die painfully whereas old people and children survive. So I'll survive by drinking beer and eating donuts.Posted 6 months ago # -
Well, washing of hands is still valid.
So, I'm sure this is the right place to ask for medical advice.
I shit my pants earlier, does this mean I'm going to die?
Posted 6 months ago # -
i plan on spreading fear and dread throughout hte general population. firstly i will rally the general populace to kill those suspected of infection. this will be a cover for me to kill all of my enemys. i will incite rioting and mass mayhem.
but we all know that australia is a giant fucking island under quarentine so swine flu isnt coming here. inb4 that quantas flight. all three suspected victims didnt have the flu. so noone in australia has the infection. HAHAHHAHA DIE MOTHERFUCKERS.
i also think that the media is overhyping this exactly like sars Anthrax and numerous other media scares. its all bullshit. sure people are dying but its not as bad as the plague. mexico has a high death toll because its practically a third world country. also 150 out of 20,000,000 is a drop in the ocean. how the fuck is that a pandemic???
Posted 6 months ago # -
The pandemic is the deaths caused by the drug wars. They need to focus on that shit.
Posted 6 months ago # -
reboot
Apparently I'm good to go then, since I'm on immune suppressing drugs. If I plan a trip to see family in NYC I have to make sure no one there is currently sick. If I fly, I have to wear one of those masks (the ones that conform to my face).Shutup woman, get on mah horse...Posted 6 months ago # -
I'm going to go play with some pigs, also a lot of new immigrant workers arrived at my local pig farm and they always have the best stories. I figure if i gain the trust of the pigs they will allow me to live.
After I got Arrested i got a warped sense of what justice really is.Posted 6 months ago #
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