My Confined Space

This picture is possibly the craziest win I have ever seen.
EVER

Comment by Breakdancingmonkey — May 17, 2008 @ 12:25 am

so u liek mudkips too?

Comment by dookie_booty — May 17, 2008 @ 2:34 am

i think the record will show that i loathe the undead.

Comment by elzarcothepale — May 17, 2008 @ 3:05 am

RoR

Comment by frogurtx — May 16, 2008 @ 10:14 pm

ROAR i’m a lion

Comment by asdf — May 16, 2008 @ 11:34 pm

Scarey. really? twice? Firefox has in-line spell check, I imagine IE does as well.

It is still an unsettling picture.

Comment by oh2ohz — May 16, 2008 @ 9:32 pm

kinda reminds me of our president. i don’t know why

Comment by schzoidmac — May 17, 2008 @ 6:38 am

Paint my House!

Dana Delaney was totally hot in this movie. Makes me want to get some butter.

Comment by bawb — May 16, 2008 @ 7:08 pm

My eyes!! THey BuRn!!

Comment by bright green — May 16, 2008 @ 7:08 pm

I don’t understand how you can be that fat and still have no titties…I have to be half her weight, and even I have bigger titties then her. I hate me

Comment by jamestown — May 16, 2008 @ 7:17 pm

I’d hit it.

Comment by mastermunan — May 16, 2008 @ 7:24 pm

Worst book-to-movie adaptation EVAR.

Comment by SouthernOracle — May 16, 2008 @ 7:45 pm

There is a special circle in hell for you natedog….

Comment by bigjames26 — May 16, 2008 @ 7:52 pm

i’m going to have nightmares….

Comment by storminator — May 16, 2008 @ 8:49 pm

I’d do her, no questions asked

Comment by Bonking_Sheep — May 16, 2008 @ 9:30 pm

SHE IS THE EXCEPTION TO RULE 34 DO NOT WANT

Comment by Snow — May 17, 2008 @ 4:36 am

Let’s hope not. Already I have to deal with assholes who can barely drive and are constantly trying to kill me on the highway, if only through their colossal stupidity. I’d hate to think those same people might also be able to take to the skies.

Comment by Phil Elmore — May 16, 2008 @ 12:10 pm

nice blind spot

Comment by Mr.Bungle — May 16, 2008 @ 1:22 pm

@Mr.Bungle

damn beat me to it

Comment by collegeboy — May 16, 2008 @ 1:46 pm

I would make a transformers reference, but it is just what it looks like.

Comment by Sarcastastic — May 16, 2008 @ 2:15 pm

It’s M.A.S.K.!!!

Comment by AlecDalek — May 16, 2008 @ 6:28 pm

Can you imagine some of these idiots trying to drive/fly in 3D?

Comment by nyoki — May 16, 2008 @ 6:37 pm

@nyoki

As opposed to them trying to drive fly in 2D?

Comment by hvymetal86 — May 17, 2008 @ 9:11 am

I’d be more interested if they had an actual running model, not computer graphics.

Comment by Kaze — May 17, 2008 @ 11:04 am

i’m a Pumpkins fan,

but Billy Corgan is a cock.

Comment by John Q — May 16, 2008 @ 6:50 am

I’ve worked Smashing Pumpkins four times, they are, without a doubt:

“The Worlds Most BORING Band”.

He’s a heroin junkie. And yes, he is a prick.

Oh, and The Beastie Boys kicked their ass at LOLLAPALOOSA. They never should have headlined… they killed the mosh pit.

Comment by storminator — May 16, 2008 @ 7:14 am

That guy is a jackass, just cause u wrote some poems when u were a child does not make u a ‘deep’ thinker!

Comment by hydrat3d — May 16, 2008 @ 8:27 am

maybe if he could sing he wouldnt be such a dick

Comment by maxcw — May 16, 2008 @ 10:12 am

IMO, he’s one of the best singers there is, just because there’s no one else that sounds anything like him. The first three albums were masterpieces, not so much lyrically, but not many bands could have pulled off songs like Soma, Rhinoceros or Zero… if Billy Corgan were to die at around 1996, the Pumpkins would have been remembered as one of the greatest bands of all time… but, lulz, he’s still alive… think about it, if Kurt didn’t top himself, Nirvana would’ve been forgotten… anywho, Corgan is an amazing musician and writer… just disregard pretty much everything he did after the late nineties… he lost his talent like Trent Reznor did, but that doesn’t mean his old stuff is worthless.

Comment by Q-delta — May 16, 2008 @ 10:52 am

I’ve never liked them. Boring music, whiny voice, just not my cup of tea. I do like that riff they have on that new song… dunno what it is… tarantula or something… it’s a decent guitar riff.

Comment by sykotik — May 16, 2008 @ 3:51 pm

I used to date this girl, and she made me watch a VH1: Storytellers (or whatever it was called) with Billy Corgan; and at one point he says, “I wrote ‘today is the greatest day I’ve ever known’ while contemplating suicide,” and my girlfriend just stared straight ahead and breathed, “My god, that is so deep.”

I dumped her ass.

Comment by rattybad — May 16, 2008 @ 6:28 pm

Wow, he found a way to be more bald.

Comment by AlecDalek — May 16, 2008 @ 6:30 pm

I agree with Q-Delta. The first three albums were great. Now Billy Corgan is a pretentious douche.

Comment by Billy Manic — May 16, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

Failtroll is crushed to death.

Comment by Ando — May 16, 2008 @ 5:19 am

What’s this, ordering houses over the ‘net now?

“Free delivery when you buy two or more!”

Comment by numb7rs — May 16, 2008 @ 5:43 am

Move the garage doors around the corner and leave it there.

Comment by storminator — May 16, 2008 @ 7:16 am

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Comment by caeslus — May 16, 2008 @ 7:54 am

THIS IS WHERE YOU LIVE NOW!

Comment by Kero — May 16, 2008 @ 9:50 am

So who pays for that?

Comment by AlecDalek — May 16, 2008 @ 6:33 pm

a little more to the left

Comment by TrikYodz — May 17, 2008 @ 2:21 am

Oh god…

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/02/15/what-has-been-seen/

Comment by deuce — May 15, 2008 @ 2:07 pm

:sharpens spoon:

:digs own eyes out:

Comment by Twosixteen — May 15, 2008 @ 2:09 pm

too much ghetto….

Comment by brood_wich — May 15, 2008 @ 2:20 pm

actually now that i think about it, if she was raised in space with little gravity, she’s have some crazy big boobs.

gravity strikes again…

Comment by brood_wich — May 15, 2008 @ 2:21 pm

The harpoons, man them!

Comment by collegeboy — May 15, 2008 @ 2:43 pm

I-like big butts and I can not lie…

Comment by CMoorehead — May 15, 2008 @ 2:48 pm

I’M BLIND!! I’M FUCKING BLIND!!

Comment by storminator — May 15, 2008 @ 2:49 pm

It may be hard to because of the space she takes up, but look beyond her into the rest of the club. It looks more like a fucking diabeetus clinic. You want to know why we spent $2.3 trillion on health care in 2007 (and an expected $4.2 trillion in 2016)? Shit like this is creating America’s health care problem. Not only is being morbidly obese socially acceptable, but in some circles, sexually desirable. *shiver*

Do your part. Lose weight. Make fun of fatties.

Comment by Tony — May 15, 2008 @ 2:52 pm

what you don’t realize from that pic is that’s not a party …thats people running for their lives in fear of being pulled into its gravitational field!

Comment by ogie — May 15, 2008 @ 2:59 pm

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/ca/Fuck_the_harpoons.jpg

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — May 15, 2008 @ 3:02 pm

so that’s where i left those bags of beans….

Comment by dookie_booty — May 15, 2008 @ 3:04 pm

Keep laughing, but you just know the next time you fly, she’s squeezing into the seat next to you.

BadonkaDONK!

Comment by Howie Feltersnatch — May 15, 2008 @ 3:09 pm

OH THE HUMANITY. SHE’S GONNA BLOW.

Comment by THE_GTC — May 15, 2008 @ 3:19 pm

Indeed, in some African tribes obesity is considered attractive. Large wives are sort of like our supermodels. Any man who marries one is revered.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — May 15, 2008 @ 4:02 pm

Mooseknuckle in da Hizouse!

Comment by Error401 — May 15, 2008 @ 4:09 pm

lets hope she doesnt sit on a baby or something

Comment by Madru — May 15, 2008 @ 4:19 pm

Sit on a baby? She has already eaten 18 of them today.

BABEH! GET IN MAH BELLEH.

Comment by THE_GTC — May 15, 2008 @ 4:30 pm

Wow… The proportions are ming boggling. Compared to the rest of her, that donk is rather disproportionately large…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 15, 2008 @ 5:34 pm

The technical term for this is “Steatopygia”.

Though, in this case, it might be “Hypersteatopygia.”

Comment by deuce — May 15, 2008 @ 6:15 pm

Who the hell wipes that monster after dropping a deuce? She sure can’t reach that bad boy!

Comment by Recondomoe — May 15, 2008 @ 6:33 pm

You know you’ve seen Heat too many times if when you see that yell, “she’s got a …..GREAT AZZ!”

Comment by CMoorehead — May 15, 2008 @ 6:36 pm

brb, harpoons…

Comment by xaldinlancer — May 15, 2008 @ 6:37 pm

Was setting up a gig once, it was some multi-cultural thing. The black chicks all padded their arses with towels. I hope to god this is like that.

Comment by numb7rs — May 15, 2008 @ 6:44 pm

@xaldinlancer
MAN THEM, i can reload

Comment by Madru — May 15, 2008 @ 7:55 pm

She has stretched her pants out to the point where they’re see through….

And she’s not wearing underwear.

Comment by JazzyJazzyJazzHands — May 15, 2008 @ 8:16 pm

I’d hit that.

With a car.

Comment by Bran — May 15, 2008 @ 8:38 pm

@Bran
Shouldn’t be too difficult.

Comment by Error401 — May 15, 2008 @ 9:44 pm

Hell, you can fly a jet and still not miss that fat ass.

Comment by Jaypeezy — May 15, 2008 @ 9:52 pm

this calls for nuclear tipped harpoons

Comment by DasMaus — May 15, 2008 @ 10:42 pm

be careful about where you shoot it from, the impact could cause her ass to explode and destroy half the world.

Comment by Bran — May 16, 2008 @ 12:19 am

OH THE HUMANITY

Comment by Camiam321 — May 16, 2008 @ 6:32 am

OH THE HUGE MANNATEE

Comment by Jaypeezy — May 16, 2008 @ 12:29 pm

@numb7rs
The woman is wearing spandex. Ain’t no towels up in there…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 16, 2008 @ 4:27 pm

Once again my evil scheme has been foiled by the EULA…DAMN!!!

Comment by CMoorehead — May 15, 2008 @ 12:05 pm

iNuke you, Steve Jobs.

Comment by KFC — May 15, 2008 @ 12:06 pm

Dammit. I wanted my bomb to play “It’s the End of The World” as it went off.

Comment by reboot — May 15, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

I was thinking more along the lines of “flight of the valkyries”

Comment by maxcw — May 15, 2008 @ 12:53 pm

Crap that foils my grand scheme that I was working on to develop WMD’s with iTunes.

Comment by THE_GTC — May 15, 2008 @ 1:09 pm

…I don’t think GTC understood the first 4 jokes.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — May 15, 2008 @ 1:19 pm

So now that we’ll have to use Windows Media Player, would that make it a “WMD.wma” ..?

Comment by Kaze — May 15, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

I’m more of a “We’ll Meet Again” nuke person.

Comment by Smedlorificus — May 15, 2008 @ 2:10 pm

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/09/15/found-the-wmds/

Right below the WMAs…

Comment by Stolid — May 15, 2008 @ 2:12 pm

Anyone attempting to use Apple software to make WMDs is clearly doing it wrong. Apple is just deluding themselves here.

/I will not admit to Apple having a sense of humor
//Nor will I give them any credit if I can avoid it

Comment by saborlas — May 15, 2008 @ 3:42 pm

Tony Stark could make a missile out of an iPod.

I seen ‘im.

Comment by Typhoid_Garry — May 15, 2008 @ 4:06 pm

WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

Comment by Mayyday — May 15, 2008 @ 5:03 pm

@Typhoid_Garry

Well MacGuyver could make an explosion out of a condom and a tampon… think about it..

Comment by Stolid — May 15, 2008 @ 6:26 pm

@Typhoid_Garry

Yeah, he could, but he could make a BETTER missile out of a Sansa.

Comment by hvymetal86 — May 15, 2008 @ 6:30 pm

Reminiscent of MGS3 and halo3

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — May 15, 2008 @ 5:25 am

At colonel-yum-yum….It’s rocket race!!!

Comment by parasitegod — May 15, 2008 @ 5:41 am

Rocket race looks fun, never done it myself.

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — May 15, 2008 @ 7:27 am

look at all that wasted equipment.

whoever spent all that money got ripped off.

Comment by natedog — May 15, 2008 @ 8:09 am

Looks like that Army watched Megaforce one too many times

Comment by tormato — May 15, 2008 @ 8:41 am

Wouldn’t a rocket flip you backwards off the bike?

Those are rocket launchers, right?

Comment by LukeV1-5 — May 15, 2008 @ 11:20 am

Luke:
Well, if it were an RPG you’d have some recoil to worry about, but a rocket is just a tube, so (as I hear) there’s negligible recoil.
Feel free to correct, though, guys.

Comment by Max — May 15, 2008 @ 12:50 pm

Those fucking Iranians.

Comment by TokenWGuy — May 15, 2008 @ 2:17 pm

have you guys considered that this might just be a means of conveying the rocket launcher dudes during a parade?

Comment by RSIxidor — May 15, 2008 @ 10:12 pm

@ Max - yep, and those are RPG tubes, they’re just not loaded.

Comment by DasMaus — May 15, 2008 @ 10:47 pm