My Confined Space

Once again my evil scheme has been foiled by the EULA…DAMN!!!

Comment by CMoorehead — May 15, 2008 @ 12:05 pm

iNuke you, Steve Jobs.

Comment by KFC — May 15, 2008 @ 12:06 pm

Dammit. I wanted my bomb to play “It’s the End of The World” as it went off.

Comment by reboot — May 15, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

I was thinking more along the lines of “flight of the valkyries”

Comment by maxcw — May 15, 2008 @ 12:53 pm

Crap that foils my grand scheme that I was working on to develop WMD’s with iTunes.

Comment by THE_GTC — May 15, 2008 @ 1:09 pm

…I don’t think GTC understood the first 4 jokes.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — May 15, 2008 @ 1:19 pm

So now that we’ll have to use Windows Media Player, would that make it a “WMD.wma” ..?

Comment by Kaze — May 15, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

I’m more of a “We’ll Meet Again” nuke person.

Comment by Smedlorificus — May 15, 2008 @ 2:10 pm

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/09/15/found-the-wmds/

Right below the WMAs…

Comment by Stolid — May 15, 2008 @ 2:12 pm

Anyone attempting to use Apple software to make WMDs is clearly doing it wrong. Apple is just deluding themselves here.

/I will not admit to Apple having a sense of humor
//Nor will I give them any credit if I can avoid it

Comment by saborlas — May 15, 2008 @ 3:42 pm

Tony Stark could make a missile out of an iPod.

I seen ‘im.

Comment by Typhoid_Garry — May 15, 2008 @ 4:06 pm

WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

Comment by Mayyday — May 15, 2008 @ 5:03 pm

@Typhoid_Garry

Well MacGuyver could make an explosion out of a condom and a tampon… think about it..

Comment by Stolid — May 15, 2008 @ 6:26 pm

@Typhoid_Garry

Yeah, he could, but he could make a BETTER missile out of a Sansa.

Comment by hvymetal86 — May 15, 2008 @ 6:30 pm

What’s sad about that setup is that it LOOKS LIKE SHIT.

Comment by chaingunner — May 12, 2008 @ 1:10 am

Not to mention it is completely useless.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 12, 2008 @ 1:21 am

that gun is full of faggotry and fail

Comment by Snow — May 12, 2008 @ 4:53 am

Who bedazzles their gun? Seriously!?

Comment by bigjames26 — May 12, 2008 @ 9:39 am

Is this Paris Hilton’s sidearm?

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — May 12, 2008 @ 9:42 am

that is the gayest gun ever made… must belong to a rapper.

Comment by storminator — May 12, 2008 @ 12:46 pm

@thelotuseater
Am I missing something? Why do you say it’s useless? It looks like it still works. It’s full of pointlessness and Phail, but it should still work…

Nonetheless, whoever made this needs to tied to a post and shot. In the gut. With a .22. And then have glitter poured into the wound channel…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 12, 2008 @ 4:03 pm

Glitter is one of womens’ favorite ways to torture us men. It gets on fucking everything and WON’T COME OFF!

Comment by hvymetal86 — May 12, 2008 @ 5:16 pm

Reminds me of a COD4 Fag.

Comment by JoeCrow — May 13, 2008 @ 8:01 pm

lol
well
that is a purty funny caption
but im supprised on how much old there is on mcs

Comment by TrikYodz — May 1, 2008 @ 5:17 pm

This is a “This is Sparta” kinda pic…with the power of Photoshop

Comment by CMoorehead — May 1, 2008 @ 5:17 pm

Nice cup of dirt.

Comment by imandynan0 — May 1, 2008 @ 5:23 pm

hmm…looks kinda like an “O” face to me

Comment by EpicFail — May 1, 2008 @ 5:25 pm

Old, I’m not even 30!

No time for Photoshop, I just took this pic like half an hour ago (view exif data, adjust for time zone). I would have gotten rid of that filling and given me a “Just For Men” look if I had the time.

Comment by Tony — May 1, 2008 @ 5:27 pm

@TrikYodz

Just wait for my picture, geez, I use a walker

Comment by tiki god — May 1, 2008 @ 5:28 pm

Mental note: avoid future flamewars with Tony

Comment by reboot — May 1, 2008 @ 5:39 pm

@Tony
That’s it brother, you need to do a Photoshop with you pic inside the “Just for Men” logo, like an advert -ror

@reboot
agreed - ror

Comment by CMoorehead — May 1, 2008 @ 5:42 pm

oh
ok
well
i live by my rule
dont argue with the man with the gun

Comment by TrikYodz — May 1, 2008 @ 5:49 pm

nice M-60
good trigger discipline
looks like it needs cleaned though
optics are a bit over the top though. very nice. but i wouldnt put them on that gun.

Comment by mastershake4071 — May 1, 2008 @ 5:51 pm

@ reboot

Most likely, I’m on your side. I’m pretty liberal, but seasoned with a little conservatism I picked up in the military. Card-carrying member of the ACLU & EFF, and pay dues to NPR. Not a fan of the NRA, but I do want to own and carry a gun when I get home.

But, I like to keep my politics to myself when I’m downrange. Don’t want to be ostracized out here, it would suck even more.

Comment by Tony — May 1, 2008 @ 5:55 pm

Tony, are you telling me you’re not enjoying you free, all expenses paid for vacation? You ungrateful bum.

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — May 1, 2008 @ 6:09 pm

@tony

what would you consider conversative?

the gun bit? cause I’m a ragin lib, but I looove me some guns. Also, I’m all for fiscal responsibility

Comment by tiki god — May 1, 2008 @ 6:13 pm

King Leonidas as Scarface

“Say hello to my little friend”

Comment by CMoorehead — May 1, 2008 @ 6:19 pm

I’ve been reading a lot of Heinlein lately (on “The Moon is a Harsh Mistress” now), so I guess the personal/social responsibility stuff. It seems like a lot of bullhorn liberals are all about “what about me or these poor people over there?”, instead of “what can I do for my country/state/neighborhood to make it suck less?”. I think doing little stuff like quitting smoking or losing weight so the rest of us don’t have to pay more for medical bills is a big step in building this nation. This nation starts with the person in the mirror.

Yeah, I love guns too. I just don’t want insane people to own them (sorry NRA).

And I know we can’t pull out of Iraq safely without having some asshole dictator as bad (or worse) than Hussein to stabilize that region. I was completely against the Iraq war when it kicked off (I was stationed in Korea at the time), but I know we can’t just pull out everything now.

And even though I support Obama, I am very wary of his ‘Campaign of Hope’. I hope to get more substance from him soon; as soon as Hillary drops out. I’ve even agreed with some (not all!) things that McCain has said about the housing crisis and economy.

Comment by Tony — May 1, 2008 @ 6:35 pm

Did you say a while back that you’re a commo guy, Tony? Or am I making things up? In any case,”Doc” here.

And I’m glad I finally found somebody else who is somewhat wary of Obama and all of his rhetoric.

I agree with you on these points you’ve stated.

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — May 1, 2008 @ 6:50 pm

The term badass doesn’t even begin to cover this. Also, in regards to the Just For Men comments, I’ve always been a fan of the black and grey look myself.

Comment by Sarcastastic — May 1, 2008 @ 7:10 pm

@ FMS

Why yes, I am a Comm guy. Been doing it all my adult life, so I’d like to think I’m pretty good at it. Uh, what’s up Doc? I know I don’t look like the typical Comm guy, but oh well.

Obama’s Philly speech on race, good. Obama pandering to people on Hope™, bad. I don’t know why people call him an elitist without bringing up the Bush and Clinton dyntasties. And I wish his former preacher would get eaten by a mountain lion so we can get past this shit already.

It’s frustrating to watch to the news, so I don’t. I watch Colbert/Daily Show for my daily news, and that’s probably a little sad.

Comment by Tony — May 1, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

Far be it from me to say you don’t look like the usual comm guy…so long as comms are up, you could look like Jabba for all I care. Even then, I guess I could always use a cup and some string for a 9 Line, right?

I know what you mean about the whole news thing. I like those two shows because they at least provide some real, comic relief amidst all the stupidity of news.

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — May 1, 2008 @ 7:32 pm

@Tony and FlyingMantisShrimp
Agreed, those two are my most trusted source of news. It’s really amusing that my mom even trusts them more than CNN or FOX.

Comment by Sarcastastic — May 1, 2008 @ 7:51 pm

Apparently people who say their main source of news is the Daily Show and the Colbert Report are more informed than people who watch Fox News. So, proof that you can be well-informed and entertained at the same time!

Comment by Lord_Gorlock — May 1, 2008 @ 11:55 pm

Warface approved.

Comment by agirl — May 2, 2008 @ 1:29 am

I do believe it should be the Holy Golden Hand Grenade.

Comment by jnchia — April 29, 2008 @ 10:09 pm

That is not the holy hand grenade of Antioch.

Comment by collegeboy — April 30, 2008 @ 12:09 am

Saddam’s hand grenade?

Comment by rebelyell2006 — April 30, 2008 @ 12:22 am

Where did you get a hand grenade from!?!?

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — April 30, 2008 @ 12:39 am

i dont know, but i killed a man with a trident!

Comment by Pants — April 30, 2008 @ 12:51 am

It’s not a real grenade.

Comment by rebelyell2006 — April 30, 2008 @ 12:51 am

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster anyone?

Comment by MrPsychic — April 30, 2008 @ 11:25 am

BOOSH!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Timmay72 — April 26, 2008 @ 9:56 am

This pic is full of Awesomeness and Win. Mr Wildy rocks. DO WANT!

Comment by Phyreblade — April 26, 2008 @ 1:42 pm

I R WANT!

Comment by dustain — April 26, 2008 @ 5:59 pm

reminds me of hellsing a bit

any glock-ish guns this long? thats more the hellsing gun,

Comment by Pants — April 25, 2008 @ 11:27 pm

those shells are alot more interesting than a long barrel.

Comment by mastershake4071 — April 25, 2008 @ 11:34 pm

No, I don’t believe there are any pistols this long, if that’s what you are asking… Most supersized hand guns like these are generally revolvers, as they are the easiest to make heavier frames for to handle high loads…

This one almost looks like it’s chambered for .600 Nitro Express… The shells don’t seem long enough though… and no slugs?

Comment by Phyreblade — April 26, 2008 @ 1:37 am

looks like the one the Joker had in the first Batman movie with Michael Keaton.

Comment by coolghoul — April 26, 2008 @ 6:58 am

repost too.

Comment by njch412 — April 26, 2008 @ 4:16 pm

tailgate this !

Comment by efraiel — April 25, 2008 @ 5:18 pm

mitsubishi shogun shirley?

Comment by JamesTuskGeorge — April 25, 2008 @ 5:55 pm

That isn’t a Land Rover it’s a Mitsubishi Pajero (i think) as driven by all top class dictators and cronies.

Comment by quinophex — April 25, 2008 @ 5:55 pm

Shiiit, we just pimped out your 50 mm howitzer, now you gonna earn some streetcred!

Comment by Lorfmachine — April 25, 2008 @ 6:02 pm

commies

Comment by batmanturbod — April 26, 2008 @ 4:22 am

Have I mentioned… DO WANT!?

Comment by Phyreblade — April 26, 2008 @ 1:46 pm

Pistol my ass, THAT’S A DAMN MINIGUN!

Comment by Seth_Dracovitch — April 23, 2008 @ 3:38 pm

you theif! i uploaded this like three timez and you never featured it. jerk…

Comment by infusino92 — April 23, 2008 @ 4:05 pm

Where’s my bamboo, bitch?

Comment by phaed — April 23, 2008 @ 8:02 pm

tiki gor, you fuking theif

Comment by tiki god — April 23, 2008 @ 8:07 pm

Guys I don’t want to be a Nazi, but it’s “i” before “e”, As in “Thief”. And Tiki we’ll chalk up the rest of your errors to alcohol.

Comment by Wisebrute — April 25, 2008 @ 12:09 am

Marijuana = fail

Comment by lolcat — April 20, 2008 @ 7:27 pm

GODDAMNIT I WISH 420 WAS FUCKING OVER ALREADY , FUCK SOUTH CAROLINA.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — April 20, 2008 @ 7:41 pm

Agreed… fucking stoner holiday of epic fail…

Comment by Seth_Dracovitch — April 20, 2008 @ 8:16 pm

@thelotuseater725
I was wondering why there was so much weed today.

@lolcat
Agreed

Comment by collegeboy — April 20, 2008 @ 8:34 pm

Why the hate for marijuana?

Comment by ADiscoInfernal — April 20, 2008 @ 8:41 pm

they hate cause this holiday does not apply to them… unlike me…

Comment by strangekid — April 20, 2008 @ 8:46 pm

oh wow, you smoke weed? HOW COOL!

Comment by Bakudai — April 21, 2008 @ 2:10 am

I dunno about you, bakudai, but not everyone does stuff simply because it’s cool.

Comment by Max — April 21, 2008 @ 6:50 am

I dunno about you, max, but not everyone is still a teenager who tries to get ‘internet cred’ by proclaiming ever so slightly that they smoke pot, unlike the rest of the ‘haters’

Comment by Bakudai — April 21, 2008 @ 10:52 am

the people who don’t celebrate 420 are the ones driving drunk. 19th century value system. they probably believe in god, too… ROFLMFAO

Comment by storminator — April 21, 2008 @ 11:22 am

“peace keeper nuclear missile”

always makes me laugh at the irony…

Comment by Flammy — April 17, 2008 @ 12:28 pm

Still looks like a giant penis to me.

Comment by Annarchy — April 17, 2008 @ 1:59 pm

Judging from all the parts & panels apparently flying off of it in the photo, it doesn’t look like a particularly sturdy thing.

Comment by MalcoveMagnesia — April 17, 2008 @ 3:48 pm

@MalcoveMagnesia

the way ALL of the panels are coming off perfectly, i’d say they are meant to be falling off…

Comment by Flammy — April 17, 2008 @ 4:55 pm

Although Ironic, Peacekeeper is an apt name for it. How many nuclear wars have their been? Zero. MAD for the win

Comment by njch412 — April 17, 2008 @ 5:18 pm

It’s a type of discarding sabot. Since the missile itself ins’t perfectly round, and would honestly get stuck inside the launch tube if they were fired like a gigantic gun, they put them little pieces all around it to plug up whole, through with gasses would escape. Gun nuts can agree, you need those gasses to help propel the missiles from the tube before the main rocket ignites and sends this bitch off to make the “nuclear ocean.”

Comment by DemolitionsGeek — April 17, 2008 @ 5:21 pm

..”plug up the HOLE, through WHICH the gasses would escape.”

[IN THE PROCESS OF L2PROOFREAD.]

Comment by DemolitionsGeek — April 17, 2008 @ 5:22 pm

“Gun nuts can agree …”

And physicists

Though I always thought they were fired like conventional rockets, in that the main engine causes lift off.

Comment by numb7rs — April 17, 2008 @ 6:34 pm

“We come in peace, shoot to kill! Shoot to kill!”

Comment by RichardAtHome — April 17, 2008 @ 6:48 pm

Well, in these types of missiles, you need a sort of pre-rocket to go off before the main rocket does. The main rockets are fuckin’ hueg and would explode the silo tube with it’s sheer forcefuck of a blast. The first rocket it way smaller and gets the rocket out of the launch tube and about 15 feet in the air, at which point the main rocket kicks in, much liek a v-tec. [lol] THEN the rocket goes sailing off to some other continent to asplode tha natives.

Comment by DemolitionsGeek — April 18, 2008 @ 1:28 am

MAD was actually a better smart idea, but it only works if both sides don’t want to die. To bad the Islamist want to (I would probable want to die also if I couldn’t drink a beer, eat some bacon, get an occasional blow job or even just look at a hot chick, fuck that).

Comment by gor — April 18, 2008 @ 6:31 pm

I spent four years of my life maintaining the communications-electronics that empowered these bad boys to be launched. Then we reached an agreement with another “world superpower” to downsize our weapons arsenal and got rid of all of these. So, though this pic is cool - these missiles are no longer in use. We still have the Minuteman III’s hangin out. The difference is that the MM only have the potential to carry 3 warheads - the PK’s could hold up to 10…

Comment by Beef_Hammer — April 19, 2008 @ 11:20 am

so it annihalates not 1 not 2 not 3 but 10 motherfucking cities.dang

@gor im not sure whether ALL islamists want to die and i dont think they could get their hands on nucelear weapons. but you never know STAY SCARED

Comment by Snow — April 20, 2008 @ 6:21 am