My Confined Space

You know… this woman has done just about everything there is to do in the world of porn. Multiple times and often simultaneously.

If she doesn’t get a few new orifi installed and a few new breasts stapled in place - I am afraid her career is going to stagnate.

Comment by ack — May 14, 2008 @ 6:40 am

“This is not a toy.” Sorry to break it to ya.

Comment by Error401 — May 14, 2008 @ 6:41 am

i hear the Jasmine St. Clair Action figure (cause its not a toy, errror401’s right) comes with a prolapsed sphincter. its the chase figure.

Comment by enoonmai — May 14, 2008 @ 6:51 am

Is she anatomically correct, I wonder?

Comment by wookie_x — May 14, 2008 @ 9:17 am

I’m sure the tits on the action figure and Briana are both made from the same material

Comment by tormato — May 14, 2008 @ 12:02 pm

Can you Fuck It??

Comment by CMoorehead — May 14, 2008 @ 2:44 pm

IT’S SLASH!

Comment by JazzyJazzyJazzHands — May 11, 2008 @ 9:33 pm

more like Mutant Ninja Turd toy…

Comment by urjuhh — May 12, 2008 @ 12:12 am

The neck is weird. Remember the ones that transformed into regular turtles? Those were the best.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 12, 2008 @ 12:29 am

That is definitely NOT Slash.

At least I thought it wasn’t

Maybe its a mod? Or do you think NECA is going to do one?

Comment by RSIxidor — May 12, 2008 @ 8:06 am

<a href=http://the-5th-turtle.blogspot.com/2008/05/slash.htmlNVM

Comment by RSIxidor — May 12, 2008 @ 8:08 am

NVM

I want an edit button, damnit. Now I’m doomed to be known as fail man who fails.

Comment by RSIxidor — May 12, 2008 @ 8:48 am

i used to have toys of the ninja turtles that were all weird and shit? like mummy ones and frankenstein and werewolf ones. i don’t know they’re somewhere in boxes in my attic i think. i’ll take a picture if i find em

Comment by keytakenwithtongs — May 12, 2008 @ 1:21 pm

@RSIxidor: Just for the record… You Phail.

ROFL….

Comment by Phyreblade — May 12, 2008 @ 3:18 pm

Unless they’re “spike-izing” the current ninja turtles, that’s an “updated” Slash. It probably is a mod though.

Comment by JazzyJazzyJazzHands — May 12, 2008 @ 4:16 pm

lol, why would you ever want to hit anyone with that.. it’d depreciate so fast, plus you might lose a diamond in his head when you’re beating his skull in.

Comment by lee7 — May 8, 2008 @ 1:15 pm

For some reason this reminds me of Meatloaf.

Probably the frilly wrist, and the hand looks like one for fighting.

Comment by Zephran — May 9, 2008 @ 5:33 pm

That’s gonna leave a mark… A classy, diamond studded mark, but a mark nonetheless…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 9, 2008 @ 6:36 pm

Lego people… aweosme…

Comment by Seth_Dracovitch — May 7, 2008 @ 8:47 pm

Im quite dissapointed, I thought it said minifag…

Comment by seph — May 7, 2008 @ 9:15 pm

this is PUSSY compared to your current collection..

Comment by Bran — May 4, 2008 @ 11:48 pm

It looks like the entire bottom shelf and a few on the second shelf. A few nice pieces here and there, a good start. I think though that Bran may be confusing your post with mine, that is unless you have another larger collection we haven’t seen. Oh and the posts you have put up in the past have been some of my all time favorites, rock on.

Comment by kiltedforbes — May 5, 2008 @ 12:14 am

Yes, yes I did confuse it for yours and I humply apologize.

Comment by Bran — May 5, 2008 @ 1:03 am

*humbly

Comment by Bran — May 5, 2008 @ 1:04 am

^^^LOL

Comment by Jaypeezy — May 5, 2008 @ 1:08 am

NO MORE PLASTIC CRAP FOR FFS

Comment by Mack — May 5, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

dang, mang.

yer getting old

Comment by natedog — May 1, 2008 @ 10:35 am

Yeah I know. See what happens when you leave food unwrapped??!! LMAO

Comment by storminator — May 1, 2008 @ 11:11 am

lol um wut?^i give ya points for randomness though

Comment by TrikYodz — May 1, 2008 @ 11:21 am

aren’t you from bits and pieces??

maybe i’m just retarded

Comment by EpicFail — May 1, 2008 @ 2:24 pm

what’s bits and pieces?

Comment by storminator — May 1, 2008 @ 4:11 pm

http://www.bitsandpieces.us

he’s not.

Comment by hell — May 1, 2008 @ 5:16 pm

Yup, that and Ulysses and Star Blazers. I’ve decided that rewatching childhood cartoons is a recipe for disaster. I haven’t found any that were good… well except for Danger Mouse and that’s passable… as is Astro Boy.

Oh how I managed to put up with all that crap I don’t know. I still love The Goodies though, and Dr Who.

Comment by bluebec — April 30, 2008 @ 6:27 am

I have to agree. I only lasted one episode and I was embarassed to have enjoyed Voltron.

Robotech is still enjoyable.

Comment by ack — April 30, 2008 @ 6:39 am

And I’ll form the head?

Comment by morbo — April 30, 2008 @ 6:44 am

The toys were kewl. As is the spelling ‘kewl’.

Comment by frogurtx — April 30, 2008 @ 11:35 am

I never watched the show, but I did have the toys when I was little. No idea where they are now though!

Comment by Steelfeather — April 30, 2008 @ 3:06 pm

hey! sven was awesome in that show!!!

get me there quickly…

Comment by JRFFIX — April 30, 2008 @ 9:40 pm

Watching old cartoons sure is a danger. I never realised that Prince Adam and Skeletor were meant to be gay till I was an adult[not that there is anything wrong with that].

Thundercats still rules and so do the Centurions!

Comment by neekbunny — May 1, 2008 @ 4:07 am

Holy shit i had that exact model of voltron. I still have the box and the toy is in an attic in new jersey.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 3, 2008 @ 12:44 am

This gadget allows you to stay awake, when you get sleepy and begin to doze if your chin touches the duck, you’ll get a loud kwack.

Wouldn’t work for Chin-Chan.

Comment by cthulhu.hpl — April 22, 2008 @ 1:57 pm

Want a laugh? Go to the website and look at the “English” version of the flash site. (Click saltear intro, then English version).

Some very interesting sentences in there.

Comment by Shanghai_Factor — April 22, 2008 @ 3:02 pm

Fucking AWESOME!! Looks like a Need for Speed car or a Hot wheel(Hell yea!!). My son noticed that the blower is offset. He thought that it was for visibility for the driver.. I like it!!!

Comment by tenthletter — April 16, 2008 @ 9:04 pm

Oh, my. . .

Comment by Malcrasternus — April 16, 2008 @ 9:45 pm

Cooper? No.
It probably started life as a Trabant.

Comment by fishbender — April 16, 2008 @ 10:19 pm

Upon closer inspection, the whole damn thing looks CG. And it’s just the picture’s angle that makes the blower look offset.

Comment by fishbender — April 16, 2008 @ 10:23 pm

Fishbender is right. Notice the “3D | Studio” decal. All CG.

Comment by DemolitionsGeek — April 16, 2008 @ 11:21 pm

fishbender on April 16th, 2008 10:19 pm
Cooper? No.
It probably started life as a Trabant.

Fishbender>>>>I never thought I’d see Trabant ever used again! EXCELLENT!

Comment by j_bryon — April 17, 2008 @ 12:47 pm