My Confined Space

and if they can’t kick your ass they can denoted their suicide bomb. Real cool.

Comment by JamesTuskGeorge — May 13, 2008 @ 2:32 pm

detonate even. Pesky fingers.

Comment by JamesTuskGeorge — May 13, 2008 @ 2:32 pm

…and the no have self esteem

Comment by RoQ — May 13, 2008 @ 2:49 pm

…. and are much less likely to get that job/promotion cuz visible tattoos still carry a social stigma, like it or not, so since you’ll make more money than them, the police will be much more likely to believe your side of the story when you call them after getting your ass kicked.

Comment by deuce — May 13, 2008 @ 3:02 pm

I make more money than you.

Comment by Bakudai — May 13, 2008 @ 3:11 pm

@RoQ & deuce

lol, riiiight

Comment by tiki god — May 13, 2008 @ 3:17 pm

@ deuce

unless one of your tats is the Fraternal Order of Police logo, then you’re pretty much golden.

Comment by Anonymous — May 13, 2008 @ 3:34 pm

Tattoos are not stigmatized anymore unless there are facial or extremely graphic.

Comment by Tastyzippo — May 13, 2008 @ 3:35 pm

Sorry, tattooed people, “cool” is not something you can buy and have placed on your body.

Have fun when you’re 80 and your art looks like shit.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — May 13, 2008 @ 4:02 pm

If your art looks like shit by then, everything will look like shit by then, so what does it matter?

Sounds like someone is scared of tattoos.

Comment by Bakudai — May 13, 2008 @ 4:23 pm

@MikeBabaguh

Though the image says tattoos make you cool, that’s not what most of us get them for. We get art that we appreciate or something that holds meaning to us in one way or another.

What does it matter how the art looks when I’m old? It’ll still mean the same thing 50 years from now as it does today. My skin is going to be a timeline of my life, I can look at each piece of art and remember what state of mind I was in during the time of my life I got it. Though it may look more like a shapeless blob when I’m older it will still be a part of me and I’m ready to embrace it.

No regrets.

Comment by Tattooed-Geek — May 13, 2008 @ 5:09 pm

Well said Tattooed-Geek.

Comment by Tastyzippo — May 13, 2008 @ 6:16 pm

I’m way too fickle for a tattoo — there isn’t anything I can imagine liking enough to want on my body for the rest of my life. Except maybe Jessica Biel.

Comment by flintlocke — May 13, 2008 @ 7:41 pm

Tattoos used to be cool, or badass, or what-have-you, but now it’s a crapshoot. I used to assign a story to my students, “The Skin Game” by Joe Queenan, in which his father comes back from the dead to order him to get a tattoo, because it makes him a man; so he researches tatts and each night has to convince his dad’s ghost that tattoos are no longer for sailors, bikers and miscreants; finally he shows the ghost a picture of the Backstreet Boys, with all their tatts, and his dad’s ghost relents.

Comment by rattybad — May 13, 2008 @ 9:52 pm

tattoos are like the coolest t-shirt you can never take off.

what shirt would you have chosen 5 years ago?

“My skin is going to be a timeline of my life”… like a permanent record of when skulls where cool and not used as motif on j.crew pants.

it’s the personal equivalent of stickers on the back of your car.

Comment by joe73 — May 16, 2008 @ 3:27 pm

I’d get it.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 11, 2008 @ 8:44 pm

It is hilarious how a fetish video trailer got so popular. Type in “MFX” and “fetish” into Google and watch what you get. It is a horrible sight.

Comment by TokenWGuy — May 11, 2008 @ 9:14 pm

And on tiki’s OTHER leg, we have..

Comment by orbitn — May 11, 2008 @ 9:16 pm

“And on tiki’s OTHER leg, we have..”

This?

Comment by Mayyday — May 11, 2008 @ 9:21 pm

om nom nom nom

Comment by pedantic — May 12, 2008 @ 12:32 am

I really hope this is faked, and he went all out and shaved his leg just to make it convincing.

Comment by Wisebrute — May 14, 2008 @ 7:47 am

I suspect drinking was involved.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 10, 2008 @ 6:42 pm

Hell, yeah, man. Looks like the goblets I get at the Hukilau - but more full of hate and superpowers…and…less full of…time travel juice…

Comment by TrayShadix — May 10, 2008 @ 7:28 pm

LOL Nice, what is that? A Predatiki? ROFL…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 10, 2008 @ 7:53 pm

i know you have to shave an area to tattoo it, but you don’t have to shave your whole leg forever after that, mang

Comment by natedog — May 10, 2008 @ 11:42 pm

@ thelotuseater725:
why do you think there’s been so many damn reposts lately?

@natedog

it’s only shaved in the immediate area around the tattoo, I just happen to have really fair leg hair.

Comment by tiki god — May 11, 2008 @ 12:21 am

and why isn’t this tagged ’sexy’?

Comment by orbitn — May 11, 2008 @ 12:32 am

err, it forgot my /sarcasm tag.

Comment by orbitn — May 11, 2008 @ 12:32 am

@tiki.
I dunno, i figured you enjoyed fucking around with us once in a while, what with webmaster powers and all. I know i would.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 11, 2008 @ 2:13 am

@ Tiki
Who’d ya go to in Tallahassee?

Comment by Twosixteen — May 11, 2008 @ 11:43 am

Jerry at No Regrets

It was fun and Jerry’s a cool guy to talk to while it’s being done.

Comment by tiki god — May 11, 2008 @ 9:10 pm

Kick ass. Jerry did my back piece.

Comment by Twosixteen — May 12, 2008 @ 10:38 am

I demand pictures.

Comment by tiki god — May 12, 2008 @ 1:17 pm

Enough with the anonz. Christ we get it.

Comment by pedantic — May 5, 2008 @ 2:05 am

At least spell it right.

Comment by numb7rs — May 5, 2008 @ 2:15 am

good pics, bad wrinting

Comment by Pants — May 5, 2008 @ 3:00 am

fail anon tattoo is fail

not saying it isn’t good quality.

i’m just saying OP doesn’t get the concept of anonymous

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/anonymous

Comment by natedog — May 5, 2008 @ 9:05 am

It’s theme day, happens at the end of each month. Just so happens that today’s theme is the people of MCS.

Comment by Sarcastastic — May 1, 2008 @ 10:55 pm

Gotcha. What a lovely band of misfits we are!

Comment by aproximation — May 1, 2008 @ 11:02 pm

what a lovely special lady friend

Comment by EpicFail — May 1, 2008 @ 11:17 pm

Indeed. Special Lady friend is… Special…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 2, 2008 @ 1:28 am

You don’t gotta tell me twice!

Comment by aproximation — May 2, 2008 @ 11:53 am

I’m not giving you candy until you’ve eaten that child.

I mean, it’s just a waste of good food.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — May 2, 2008 @ 5:59 am

well, he can be a sweet little fucker.

so Om nom nom nom

now gimme some candy

Comment by natedog — May 3, 2008 @ 6:57 am

haha crappy tats and dead haha

Comment by paddymcpub — April 14, 2008 @ 8:28 pm

thug death.

tupac was a faggy macgay.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — April 14, 2008 @ 8:52 pm

http://www.cracked.com/article_15659_tupac-shakur-still-alive.html

Comment by Sorryyoulost — April 14, 2008 @ 10:27 pm

You think dying would’ve shut the fucker up, but nooooo . . .

Comment by tripolar — April 14, 2008 @ 10:34 pm

Gargle my balls, Tri. I hate you.

Honestly, i want you to get on your back, let me stick my balls in your mouth and you make the motion of gargling them like you would water. That is what i curse upon you to do for all eternity.

Comment by Sorryyoulost — April 14, 2008 @ 10:39 pm

Lets see - drug use, alcohol abuse, crappy tats, “thug life”, no snitchin, who knows who he’s shot or stabbed or killed in cold blood.

May his soul peacefully - in hell. For atheists, may his body be hidden - in a pit of feces, and may it never be found.

Comment by CaptainBobo — April 14, 2008 @ 11:11 pm

@sorry:

Was he a personal friend of yours? Did he pull your sister from a burning building? Or do you just wish he hadn’t turned you down when you offered him your gargling service?

Remind me, if you would, what good he did for this world before his timely death.

And speaking of timely deaths: why didn’t whomever plugged 50 Cent not spend the time to put ONE MORE SLUG into that waste of skin? That last one just might have been the one that would’ve spared us from his mad lookit-me-I’m-an-oppressed-minority skills . . .

Comment by tripolar — April 14, 2008 @ 11:28 pm

What did he ever do to YOU? Did he fuck your sister? Nope? Shit, well then you should go back to your corner.

Comment by Sorryyoulost — April 14, 2008 @ 11:31 pm

lol ur a fag sorry why get so riled up about nothing. enjoy the taste of failure itll be like ur ultra hetro ball gargling service

twit

Comment by Snow — April 15, 2008 @ 1:20 am

flame war!!!!! hahahaha

Comment by robustion — April 15, 2008 @ 2:13 am

@sorry

I used to think the guy was alright. I mean, from one point of view, he was just like so many other disadvantaged black men and he spoke for how they felt, and scared the shit out of whitey.

But I also really loved Kurt Cobain because he spoke for angsty self-destruction. Used to.

Both Kurt Cobain and Shukur are dead man. And rightfully so, not because they were necessarily bad people, but because what they stood for could never survive, nor poetically did they. That bad ass gansta thing, where would you go with it? Even with millions made from rapping about it, which only a handful out of millions ever get to do, you still wind up killed by it. You can find as much poetry in that as you want, but I can understand the others and what they’re saying…the guy did embody violence, even if that violence is an understandable reaction to history; its not the stuff of a very good future.

Comment by stalwart — April 15, 2008 @ 7:58 am

Excellent post, stalwart… Couldn’t have said it any better myself.

Comment by purple banana — April 15, 2008 @ 9:20 am

You ain’t gangster until you get shot.

Comment by Avias — April 16, 2008 @ 12:10 am

Do not want?

Comment by Mayy — March 7, 2008 @ 4:07 pm

That is some bad ass ink.

Comment by Twosixteen — March 7, 2008 @ 4:29 pm

Supposedly it’s Mayan for “gay sex.”

Comment by L_Tetris_Block — March 7, 2008 @ 5:02 pm

Om nom nom nom. Who cares about the “gay sex” as long as its tasty to look at.

Comment by souen — March 7, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

“Gay sex” or not, I effing love that man.

Comment by seentheidiotwalk — March 7, 2008 @ 5:56 pm

Even if it doesn’t read ‘gay sex’ in Mayan, I think we’re supposed to infer that from the subtext.

Comment by Caio — March 7, 2008 @ 6:03 pm

Caio, I think that’s very wrong, and an indication of how western patriarchal society encourages even women to see things from the man’s point of view. What a hetrosexual woman might see as ’sexy’ cannot be so by the norms of society, for the woman must eternally be observed, and the man the observer, thus what the woman sees as sexy is immediately transformed into ‘gay’.

Ultimately, that kind of attitude discludes the female from society’s collective discourse, turning western culture into a massive Sausage Fest.

Not to mention, you are beneath that kind of homophobia, and you know it can’t be justified. Forshame, slandering a broad group of people because you’re too lazy to articulate yourself properly.

Shame on you, Caio, I thought you were more intelligent than that.

Comment by Caio — March 7, 2008 @ 6:08 pm

MPD much, Caio?

Comment by L_Tetris_Block — March 7, 2008 @ 6:26 pm

looks like someone forgot to relog into their sockpoppet.

Shame on you, Caio, I thought you were more intelligent than that.

Comment by tiki god — March 7, 2008 @ 6:31 pm

I agree with Caio

Comment by Mayy — March 7, 2008 @ 7:04 pm

god, i’m glad the duke nukem movie got cancelled, i still cant believe they were gonna cast this fucker as duke, HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE HAIR! DUKE HAS A CREW CUT! AND THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE IT PG! WTF!? I’ll quote the producer: “this film will be more of a comedy like Men in Black than an ultra-violent shoot-em-up.”

you can find most of the info here: http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/preview/1808403824

Comment by IAMBATMAN — March 7, 2008 @ 7:55 pm

Back to the subject, isn’t The Rock maori and those tatoos some tribal maori maturity shit?

Comment by Lorfmachine — March 7, 2008 @ 8:12 pm

Is he Maori or Samoan? Mmmm, Samoans. nom nom for sure.

Comment by SouthernOracle — March 7, 2008 @ 8:15 pm

Sexy ink.. but.. cliche.

Comment by Mack — March 7, 2008 @ 9:09 pm

Wait a second, wasn’t Duke Nukem 3-D just a collection of references to action movies? A Duke Nukem movie would be pretty fucking Meta. Philosophy majors would spam the internet more than when Matrix was released.

Comment by Caio — March 7, 2008 @ 9:35 pm

He’s Samoan, you morons. You think he’s gay because he’s probably got one of the only tribal tattoos that mean something and comes from his ancestors? I would like to say post some pics of yours, but fat white people who never see the light of day with tat’s that are just covering acne? DO NOT WANT ! ! !

Comment by necromimetic — March 8, 2008 @ 3:19 am

I’ve never been able to take someone called Dwayne seriously. This is no exception.

Comment by borandi — March 8, 2008 @ 9:54 am

Someone needs a manicure, STAT!

Comment by Luminary — February 10, 2008 @ 3:31 pm

No, it’s a guy, we’re good.

Comment by schulzbrianr — February 10, 2008 @ 3:58 pm

ish

Comment by mex_hustler — February 7, 2008 @ 5:08 pm

dude seriously needs to wipe the kittah’s ass. it’s all brown and shit.

no pun intended.

Comment by natedog — February 7, 2008 @ 5:29 pm

Looks to be in heat.

Comment by CMoorehead — February 7, 2008 @ 6:22 pm

Quite close to be the worlds first Goatse Cat…

Comment by Rawr — February 7, 2008 @ 8:25 pm

haha no, it’s “catass” and there was some kid on frequency online for ps2 with the same picture. good times, good times.

Comment by casemods — February 8, 2008 @ 5:45 am

How can someone do that to themselves >.< Male navels are already disgusting, i hate mine, why make it more gross ..

Comment by Brushaway — February 8, 2008 @ 11:25 am

Best… tattoo… ever

Comment by deuce — February 8, 2008 @ 11:35 am