awfulintentions — November 6, 2008 @ 6:35 am

Too bad the artist sucks. Okay, if you’re going to get a tattoo this big, save up and get it done right. But this shit is horrible. The Princess’s eyes aren’t even straight. Shitty tattooist.

anto123 — November 6, 2008 @ 6:50 am

Big douche.

Caio — November 6, 2008 @ 7:20 am

http://www.eegra.com/show/sub/.....mics/id/62

dieAntagonista — November 6, 2008 @ 7:46 am

Looks good, only the colours are a bit lame.

@Caio: Holy shit. First it was kind of meh, but then after he starts crying - wow. Also, I didn’t know Mario and Luigi were Arabs.

kuTTer — November 6, 2008 @ 8:35 am

lame

Mack — November 6, 2008 @ 11:56 am

Seen this a hundred times before. I’m gonna post a fucking tattoo the whole internet hasn’t seen, only the folks at modblog

Dyna-Mole — November 12, 2008 @ 5:12 am

too much left to properly judge quality of artist. so much room left for ink, only like half done. Mack u r a cack, u r not tattoo king. post some tattoos u’ve done or stfu.

awfulintentios: his back isn’t a flat piece of paper, u are probably getting funny angle.

Dreth — August 24, 2008 @ 10:31 pm

Now why the hell didn’t I think of this in high-school? Damn me wasting my time drawing gay ass monsters and hellhounds.

natedog — August 24, 2008 @ 10:54 pm

holy shit. is that 3D?

i drew ninjas in highschool

Disgustipater — August 24, 2008 @ 11:12 pm

That’s a tattoo, not a drawing.

DasMaus — August 25, 2008 @ 1:22 pm

I wonder if he carries around the glasses so people can fully appreciate it

saborlas — August 25, 2008 @ 8:35 pm

This is why I keep a pair of 3d shades in my desk at all times.

Although the effect of this one isn’t as great as it would be in person.

aarpie — August 15, 2008 @ 1:28 pm

I lold.

Then I fapped…

Is that wrong?

Deathdealer — August 15, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

that is one freekin sweet tattoo

aarpie — August 15, 2008 @ 1:31 pm

Also, I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “You know, I was the one chick from MCS with a Hello Kitty Stormtrooper tattoo”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Baltimore.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.

Max — August 15, 2008 @ 1:32 pm

I’m sure it’s the light, but she looks like she is a plague-bearer.

DasMaus — August 15, 2008 @ 2:28 pm

Fucking AWESOME!

Ollie — August 15, 2008 @ 2:40 pm

Ironic tattoo is ironic

natedog — August 15, 2008 @ 3:21 pm

should have had a professional do this instead of the loser boyfriend who “learned” how to ink in county

terwilligher — August 15, 2008 @ 4:02 pm

the sideways-on-the-thigh tattoo is best appreciated when doing her from behind.

MrDooves — August 15, 2008 @ 4:04 pm

Where as I did indeed Fap without remorse to a chick with a Star Wars Themed Tatoo,
It still needs to be said… Tits or GTFO!

nicklogan2 — August 15, 2008 @ 5:36 pm

@terwilligher well that’s where you smack her ass when your plowing her.

Paul_Is_Drunk — August 16, 2008 @ 4:16 am

ITT: Men who apparently never get laid.

outofocus — August 4, 2008 @ 6:03 pm

Nice.

I have a friend who is doing a project on military tattoos.

Mack — August 4, 2008 @ 6:14 pm

I’m getting tattoos of Striders, in memory of the fictional 7 hour war.

Korinthian — August 4, 2008 @ 6:34 pm

At least your tattoo has a reason behind it. Unlike all the tramp stamps. Also, I like everything connected to Popeye.

Camiam321 — August 4, 2008 @ 7:18 pm

I agree with Korinthian; the meaning behind the tat determines the substance.

Condolences on your grandfather. Just lost mine as well. Your tattoo is great, but I don’t need to tell you that.

Camiam321 — August 4, 2008 @ 7:18 pm

I meant to type: but you don’t need me to tell you that. Wow. I suck at thinking.

sutenvulf — August 4, 2008 @ 7:28 pm

Nice tatoo, always glad to see ink with a purpose. Sorry about your grandfather. Mine served as a Sgt. on Guam and Guadacanal.

Dral — August 4, 2008 @ 7:35 pm

Hey, I know this guy! Showed him this site at work. It is a nice tattoo as well. Nice to see he’s actually working at work…

Dreth — August 4, 2008 @ 8:37 pm

The placement and anchor remind me of Popeye’s arms.

That being said, nice tattoo.

Drew — August 4, 2008 @ 8:40 pm

nice… do you work in construction as well???

bigjoe2k7 — August 4, 2008 @ 9:12 pm

@Dral : you know we all do quality time-wasting, I mean work here.
no Drew, I don’t work construction. I’d like my back to last more than a few years.

bigjoe2k7 — August 4, 2008 @ 9:13 pm

and if we’re so busy at work Dral, how’s come this site’s always up on the computer? Hmmm……

Dyna-Mole — August 5, 2008 @ 3:39 am

forgive me, for i shall sound like such a troll, but doesn’t originality count for substance? this is a highly unoriginal idea. i’ve seen so many first timers in tattoo shops getting stuff that represents a dead relative or their children. many do it to test the waters, and because it’s a safe idea. it represents honor and family and indelible feelings, but does that really count for substance? i mean, how deep do you have to reach to pull out that idea?

sorry, man. it’s not like you don’t have a nice tattoo there. i just wanted to address some common perceptions of what gives tattoo design substance.

Dral — August 5, 2008 @ 7:31 am

@ Dyna-Mole
He has 10 tattoos, so he isn’t a rookie at the tattoo thing.
@ Big Joe
Its always up, because I am so good I can check this site and get work done, I am just that damn good.

Nimbo — August 3, 2008 @ 5:08 pm

I just wanna know where that guy works at.

outofocus — August 3, 2008 @ 5:17 pm

That’s about as special as his teeth.

ack

Billy Manic — August 3, 2008 @ 5:37 pm

Tattoos are okay until you start picking them ironically.

hvymetal86 — August 3, 2008 @ 5:47 pm

adult female with hello kitty tattoo = weird but ok, w/e

guy with hello kitty tattoo = fucked up in the head

Dreth — August 3, 2008 @ 6:59 pm

Just imagine that it’s a bullseye.

Just imagine…

Imagine…

Then pull the fucking trigger.

fuckwhatafuckingdumbfuckingfuckassfuck — August 3, 2008 @ 7:01 pm

oh man this shit made me even fucking register, holy fuck how retarded do you have to be for:
1. get a tattoo on your fucking forehead
2. A hello kitty tattoo……….seriously? look at me i have no personality, ill just get a fucking trendy tattoo and all the pussy is going to be mine

tiki god — August 3, 2008 @ 10:31 pm

@fuckwhatafuckingdumbfuckingfuckassfuck

thanks for registering. Hopefully you’ve bookmarked this threat so you can remember your own user name, lol.

userwhat — August 3, 2008 @ 10:40 pm

haha i like the username:P

natedog — August 3, 2008 @ 10:53 pm

i think it would be better if it were a mudkip instead of hello kitty.

and you people are assuming this is a dude. i am not convinced

also, i dont think this tattoo does much to devalue his appearance. a turd is a turd no matter how you dress it up.

and my god, i’d take the tat over that teeth/chin combo anyday.

Seth_Dracovitch — August 3, 2008 @ 11:46 pm

How screwed up do you have to be? Seriously. he looks like a skinhead punk who thinks he’s a badass but really isn’t… oh wait, that explains everything. He thinks Hello Kitty “the shit” (aka awesome) so he got a tattoo that is clearly visible in the hopes that everyone will know that he’s “the shit” well yes… he is the shit, a steaming pile of shit. The smile on his face says it all.

jclimenh — August 4, 2008 @ 12:54 am

Here’s another pic of said douche

http://justkiddingbutseriously.....rehead.jpg

Dyna-Mole — August 4, 2008 @ 1:33 am

@assfuck… an unfortunate way to end your really long monicker. hope you liked being called assfuck here

you people are nuts if you don’t think that tattoo is awesome. look at the guy - he don’t give a fuck and he obviously don’t need too. quit puttin yourself in peoples shoes and imagining yourself with their tattoos.

Dyna-Mole — August 4, 2008 @ 1:33 am

the blue line is the best part

Dreth — August 4, 2008 @ 1:40 am

The acne problem on his chin is funny too. As well as the depressed look on his face. I hope he’s sponsored by some weird ass tattoo designer or he’s gonna have a hard, sad, time looking for a job.

one — August 4, 2008 @ 2:20 am

i hope he’s already said bye to sex.

natedog — August 4, 2008 @ 8:37 am

What the FUCK is up with his hair?!

assfuck. lol

natedog — August 4, 2008 @ 8:55 am

wow. it has a myspace and a shitty band

http://profile.myspace.com/ind.....id=1666629

Mack — August 4, 2008 @ 9:57 am

Nice tattoo, but truly fucked up guy and fucking amazingly retarded placement.

jose_lucca — August 4, 2008 @ 10:35 am

what a dumb ass.

storminator — August 4, 2008 @ 2:28 pm

the eye make-up makes me think this guy isn’t looking for pussy- cock, maybe, but not pussy.

drainbow — August 5, 2008 @ 12:07 am

Wow, I love Hello Kitty too!

Dyna-Mole — August 5, 2008 @ 11:53 pm

storminator i oughta beat your ass for thinking like such a prick

Shanghai_Factor — July 24, 2008 @ 8:05 am

Razak?

natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 8:08 am

you’re like a hardcore emo camwhore

Tastyzippo — July 24, 2008 @ 8:10 am

Nice work.

ladyoftheorb — July 24, 2008 @ 8:15 am

How come it’s “when we break up” and not “if”? Are you planning this? Is shooting yourself in the head going to be your next mod? I want pictures of this.

hellb0y666 — July 24, 2008 @ 9:12 am

Please, if you gonna shoot yourself as a body mod, send us the pics!!

Ando — July 24, 2008 @ 9:27 am

You should cut your nose off. That would be super hardcore. Then you’d look totally badass, like Skeletor.

natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 9:53 am

SKELETOR UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!

garbledxmission — July 24, 2008 @ 10:15 am

Stalking her on the internets doesn’t make her your girlfriend.

By the way, your look is so original! Where did you get the inspiration from? The tats, piercings, the two tone mohawk…brilliant! The skull necklace and the electrohead sleeveless shirt…well, what can I say? I have never, EVER seen someone with your unique and non-derivative sense of style! It’s a shame we can’t see the scarring you had done, I bet it doesn’t look anything like someone took a soldering iron to your skin while high on angel dust! And you absolutly MUST split your tongue. NOW! Use scissors or just close your tongue in a car door or something, I’m sure it’ll turn out great!
Keep up the great work!
XXXOOO

Nimbo — July 24, 2008 @ 10:24 am

mhmm combichrist

silverflux — July 24, 2008 @ 10:27 am

they’re just jealous because you’re having sex with an actual girl. it angers and mystifies them in ways they don’t really understand. hence the aggression.

she’s adorable. you shouldn’t talk about her in the past tense. girls hate that.

reboot — July 24, 2008 @ 10:31 am

lol@garbled

@aproximation
I think you need to retake biology because it is not possible for lesbians (lipstick or otherwise) to be sperm donors.

Caio — July 24, 2008 @ 10:36 am

What the fuck is this shit?

silverflux — July 24, 2008 @ 10:36 am

@reboot
you’re missing the point, sunshine. see, the shoot involved lesbians. everyone was a lesbian. so what they did was, they dressed a butch girl to look like a boy and took photos.

if you’d bothered to follow the link, you’d be making -informed- comments.

i know that’d probably make you break out into a rash and all but..

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 24, 2008 @ 10:50 am

silverflux is the new most annoying cunt on here

Isn’t it funny how every loser with much tattoos and lame little rings is also a cam whore or aspiring model? Even though they’re always pugly. It’s like the same insecurities that drove them to be unique flowers and get their stupid ornamentations drives them to further act like dumbshits and beg for attention on a camera.

Did the firm you’re with mind you coming to work with this stuff on? Union? Manager at Walgreens?

When you got ball bearings stuck in your face was there blood all over your trailer?

Is silverfux a fat knob who should shut the fuck up already cause she’s a typical fatass suburban shit eating retard with more opinion than intelligence, education, or practical experience?

Will she make a snide comment now that’s neither clever or funny?

The only thing I’m jealous of here are this tool’s parents for getting to save money by not having to send his stupid ass to university.

I might have sex with your gf, kiddo. But she’d definitely have sex with me.

one more time silverfux is the asshole of MCS. Nothing but shit comes out of her. dumbass cuntrag.

reboot — July 24, 2008 @ 10:52 am

Why would I want to be informed when pointing out people’s terrible sentence construction is so much more fun?

garbledxmission — July 24, 2008 @ 11:02 am

@silverflux
no, I think you are missing the point there, raincloud. See, i DID follow the link. The photoshoot was about as original as our Auschwitzy friend up there in the pic. Most of the dykes i know would be amused at best, annoyed at worst by it. I do find your belief in his “relationship” with the young model highly entertaining. I’ve got a bridge in NY I’d love to sell to you. Cheap!
BTW, poking fun at the trendy and delusional doesn’t = angry or aggressive. You vociferously defending the trendy and delusional DOES.

garbledxmission — July 24, 2008 @ 11:12 am

Plus, accusing reboot of not doing research is like accusing Amy Winehouse of not smoking crack.
If you actually paid any attention on this site you’d know that. As much as he and I may disagree the man knows how to investigate.

dekay46 — July 24, 2008 @ 11:14 am

This shit will fuck you up.

silverflux — July 24, 2008 @ 11:27 am

@mAgnUS
why are you still here? no one likes you. i mean the rest of us actually have secret meetings about how to fuck your life up so you’ll go away.

was that witty enough for you?

@garbled
i wasn’t actually talking to you. reboot was the one that made the comment about lesbians not being able to be sperm donors. so.. uh.. yeah.

also, i’m hilarious and charming. i guess you guys need a sense of humor about yourselves. tell you what — i’ll post some pictures of myself (tiki god willing) and you can all rip me a new one, okay? i still owe tiki a picture of my tits, anyway.

garbledxmission — July 24, 2008 @ 11:32 am

Mmmm, actually: “they’re just jealous because you’re having sex with an actual girl. it angers and mystifies them in ways they don’t really understand. hence the aggression.
she’s adorable. you shouldn’t talk about her in the past tense. girls hate that.”
I believe you made that comment in response to mine. That pretty much opens you up to rebuttal,(heehee I said rebuttal!)

As for your pics….

GENTLEMEN, MAN THE HARPOONS!

natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 11:46 am

INTERNET FIGHT!!!!

garbledxmission — July 24, 2008 @ 11:48 am

Nah, just laughing at the tards

silverflux — July 24, 2008 @ 11:54 am

@garbled
my comment was a mild joke at the expense of boys who spend a lot of time online because they don’t have real lives. it was meant to be kind of funny since i’m on this site all day while i work.

of course, i have a girlfriend. so i guess that’s where we differ.

what i’ve learned today is that it’s more than okay for you guys to make fun of people whenever you like but when someone takes a stab at you, you will squeal like a bitch.

natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 11:54 am

OP here, disregard that, i suck cocks

natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 11:55 am

silverflux, link to tits, plox

EVIL ILLUMINATI — July 24, 2008 @ 12:02 pm

So then I told Jenny and she was like “what” and said, “no way” and I was like, “I can’t believe you said that” and she said, “wait I can’t believe I said that either”, so we both laughed and drank kool aid

garbledxmission — July 24, 2008 @ 12:04 pm

No, your comment was the internet equivalent of you jumping up and down like a ten year old having a hissy fit. For all your squawking about having a sense of humor about yourself you sure get worked up when people skewer you.
Oh, and my girlfriend can beat up your girlfriend any day of the week. Nyah, nyah, nyah!

DarkAngel66 — July 24, 2008 @ 12:12 pm

LoL

silverflux — July 24, 2008 @ 12:20 pm

@garbled
you fail. go cry into your authentic vintage nineteen seventies superman pillowcase or play with your action figures or whatever it is that you do instead of having sex.

reboot — July 24, 2008 @ 12:21 pm

silverflux, you’re funny as often as anybody around here, which makes you ok in my book. But aproximation does deserve to ripped on a bit for this post. Bragging about your supposed girlfriend and your yawn-inducing attempts to be “different” is throwing chum into troll infested waters. Attempts to defend the dope is just going to get you caught in the frenzy.

suicydking — July 24, 2008 @ 12:27 pm

By the way, the trick to dealing with people like mAgnUS is to simply ignore them. Just like the sad kids in high school who spend their time prank calling people, if you simply hang up they don’t get a rise out of it. Let his cries for attention go unanswered and he’ll have to go someplace else for someone to notice him.

Unfortunately, it seems his only form of entertainment is baiting people with his trolling, so I hope he can cope with being ignored in the meantime. I’d hate for him to go all Gomer Pile and wind up a statistic.

If only mommy had hugged him more…

So anyway, this is the last time I’ll personally acknowledge his presence. I encourage others to do the same.

aproximation — July 24, 2008 @ 12:29 pm

Man, I got everyone riled up about something insignificant: me. I thought some dermal piercings might be cool to see for some people - I like seeing body-mods. I thought you all might like seeing a cute girl who I love and also find the story behind the photo-shoot bizarre. I wasn’t trying to be a “camwhore” or anything.

And I suck at grammar & spelling I know. I am just a programmer, and just wanted to post something quickly. I am not trying to me more unique then anyone either. This is just me. I am amongst a small minority of people if you were to separate them by category of appearance, but whatever, that’s not my goal.

Thanks for those that pointed out the pointlessness of lamenting how the post was lame for whatever reason.

And thanks to silverflux too - I know the past tense is not a good way to look at things. Girls have always seemed to want to have sex with me for a few months then leave so I am a bit cynical, looking for love as I do, but I should just enjoy things. I’m trying to learn that lesson, but its a hard one. …stupid neruo-chemistry

garbledxmission — July 24, 2008 @ 12:38 pm

silversux, you really like making assumptions don’t you? Must stem from your own self loathing or inadequacy. Keep channeling that inner bitter lesbian who hates men, it’s not like it’s a worn out stereotype or anything.
Nice to see you can take those hits without, how did you put it… “but when someone takes a stab at you, you will squeal like a bitch.”
Ah, I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning.

silverflux — July 24, 2008 @ 12:42 pm

@suicydking
normally, i try to do exactly what you said but i thought he should know that he’s kind of an inside joke around here.

@aproximation
my girlfriend and i are also big fans of body mods and we liked the photographer, so your post was relevant to my interests, as they say. fuck the rest of the group.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 24, 2008 @ 12:47 pm

I read most of those.

I think suicydy is a fag. What a loser. Ignore the guy who makes you look like an asshole huh? Because that’s how your high school analogy would work. The guy who outs you for being a retard is shunned and not the retard right? Is that how you remember it? What meds are you on to deal with this delusional state brought on by your depression and social anxiety? I bet you still wake up screaming from the phantom wedgies that haunt your WOW themed dreams.

silverflux fails at life. The link via his/her name to that laughable “business” is proof enough.

You have secret meetings huh? cooooool Now you don’t get to make fun of anyone on this site ever again because you are the ultimate loser. You’re making fun of people for being on here and then justifying being on here all day because of your “work” and additionally having secret meetings. You pointed out a flaw and then crowned yourself queen of it. Bravo for your stupidity.

aproximation: 2 points for diplomacy but you’re amongst the majority for your demographic. Yup more people now have tattoos and piercings in North America than don’t. I’d go look for the link I read that on but why?

Back to silverflux: so you sauntered your fat ass onto a site and now because you’re fat and ugly and stupid you assume you can swing those big hips around like you own it? Fuckoff asshat. Take your forced morbidity and your cries for help and head back to your live journal. This whole grasping for social acceptance on the internet is fucking pathetic. You think you’re the first person to waddle in here and get assfucked back out? Think again you fat fuck.

I’m not here to be liked. If that’s your thing…well that’s fucking pathetic. You’re pathetic and in this thread alone you’ve shown it in many different ways.

I’m here for fun and funny. And right now I’m having both at your expense.

PS: you really are physically disgusting.

silverflux — July 24, 2008 @ 12:50 pm

@garbled
you’re missing the point entirely, yet again. i didn’t attack you. my comment was a blanket statement. you took it personally, attacked me, then told me i was responding to your comment when i was talking to reboot (who has a sense of humor and my undying love).

so yes, you did squeal like a bitch. you took offense to something that had nothing to do with you, you attacked me for it and then told me i was a hypocrite for responding to your comments.

i think i’ll take my leave of this thread now. i’m afraid his next comment will include photos of his junk, a tricked out honda and his girlfriend posing beside her infinite patience.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 24, 2008 @ 12:52 pm

^^^

fat loser finally fucks off.

Take leave of your life while you’re at it you fat fucking pig beast.

reboot — July 24, 2008 @ 12:53 pm

“I thought some dermal piercings might be cool to see for some people”
Some people (silverflux and her gf). But for the other 95% of us, it’s about as interesting as showing off your new hair cut and we will make fun of you appropriately.

“I thought you all might like seeing a cute girl who I love”
And old people think that everyone wants to see pictures of their grandkids. Expect the same response.

“And I suck at grammar & spelling I know. I am just a programmer”
How can you be a programmer and suck at grammar and spelling? Precise syntax is the basis for good programming.

aproximation — July 24, 2008 @ 1:15 pm

Those with the least to say often do the most talking. Again, I posted this not to do any of the things people are ripping me for. In my opinion the people doing the ripping and what they are complaining about are pretty uninteresting - except one.

I looked up a quick link and at least in 2006 it wasn’t a majority of people with tattoos:
http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/tattoo_facts.htm
It’s easy to make up stats that support your argument.

I am still not trying to prove how unique I am, just pointing out an example how the flamers are saying what they want to hear, and only they want to hear it. Bored much? I am just making this final post cause I am hung over and don’t want to code, and to thank silverflux and suicydking for their rationality in a medium where it is easy to be small-minded, like those guys in traffic that lay on their horn and yell out the window in gridlocked traffic improving nothing and making everyones lives a little less fun.

aproximation — July 24, 2008 @ 1:22 pm

Oh, and @reboot

How many people liked seeing a car in a dumpster, as was posted a while back? No post appeals to everyone - if I wanted to please the majority I’d look to what was popular on the Billboard charts or at Neilson ratings, but I don’t care about that vapid shit and hoped most of you didn’t either.

Second point taken - tho cute girls in general are far more fun to look at then grandkids, you probably need to see tits or something before your interest is piqued, as are most people on the net - so you are correct.

I pay more attention to coding, and check my code by running it, because that is the only way it will run. When I talk or write to people as long as the meaning is there I am content - correct grammar is for people with fountain pens.

diabeetus — July 24, 2008 @ 1:42 pm

I agree with Caio.

What the fuck is this shit?

natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 1:52 pm

methinks tiki has teh awesome troll powers

i bet he had a smirk on his face when he approved this one

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 24, 2008 @ 2:09 pm

You got your tattoo facts from a pretty impartial source too.

And you test your code by running it? Which Devry campus did you attend btw?

I’m not a professional coder but even I know that’s fucking stupid. I’m thinking by ‘programmer’ you mean you take shit like joomla and make crappy sites that waste time and money.

I liked your initial passive diplomacy more. This combative nonsense is silly. The fat dyke who championed your post out of allegiance to what she perceives (from her perch in the middle of fucking nowhere) as a necessary comrodary of the so called social outcasts *coughha* left to go binge eat so nows not the time to start getting itchy.

In response to the echoed “What the fuck is this shit?”

A: it’s chum.

Thrella — July 24, 2008 @ 2:13 pm

Ok.

reboot — July 24, 2008 @ 2:18 pm

@aproximation
You seem to be a bit clueless about practical human psychology. If you would had posted the picture of your ladyfriend and a link to the photoshoot without all the emo-commentary about how much you love her and how you would die without her, there would have been a more positive response. But as it is, you went out of your way to make a connection with yourself, which naturally led to a more antagonistic reaction.

“correct grammar is for people with fountain pens.”
No. Correct grammar is for making sure that you can accurately communicate. [Deity] help who ever has to deal with your code if even you don’t know what it’s going to do until it actually runs.

Max — July 24, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

haha. This post is funny. Troll and trollbait abound, cross over, and transform into a hybrid.

Magnus wins points for “fat fucking pig beast”

Aproximation loses many for failing at “final post” then continuing discussion. Also I believe Magnus was talking about tattooed and/or pierced peeps. So yeah.

Magnus may well be an ass to the nth degree, but it’s kind of like reading Maddox at times. I’ll let that speak for itself.

Dyna-Mole — July 24, 2008 @ 2:24 pm

TL;DR? Did anyone else notice she’s holding gay porno?

leave that faggy kid alone please. he’s a star, ya know? the dermal shit is cool, bragging about it is not.

welcome to the internet, where people are insecure and overshare in hopes of pseudo-affection.

Caio — July 24, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

Hey guys, what’s goin on in dis fred?

Kero — July 24, 2008 @ 3:13 pm

LOL INTERNET!

Annarchy — July 24, 2008 @ 3:17 pm

Why you guys gotta be so mean? Dude was just trying to share with us. Why can’t we all just get along?

Not that I haven’t LOL’d at the whole thing…*snicker*

FlyingMantisShrimp — July 24, 2008 @ 3:21 pm

Dang. This one got to 50 comments really fast.

natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 3:23 pm

tahnks alot, Kero

now i have that fucking song stuck in my head

internet, lol internet
internet, lol internet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHw5T4_JmmM

also, 50th post! woot

natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 3:25 pm

yay!

i fail at 50th posts

melli17 is a guy

DasMaus — July 24, 2008 @ 3:37 pm

“Listening” to this exchange has really made my whole day; I can now view my own personal problems from a much better perspective.

Caio — July 24, 2008 @ 3:40 pm

By the by, op, you’re one of the few people on MCS to not have uncontrolled, unkept facial hair.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 24, 2008 @ 3:52 pm

Hey I may be ugly and hate filled but I’m not…what was the other thing you said?

Oh and additional by the by for the op: scarring yourself for attention is faggerty. If you want them so badly then join the marines and go fucking earn them.

PS: you owe me a monitor. I punched mine when I saw your vanity myspace picture there.

I wonder if you can correlate a direct ratio of how big the guys penises are who molest tards like this to just how stupid the molested try and make themselves look when they grow into adult sized losers?

How about it, Aproximation? What’s your step dad sporting?

MonkeyHitman — July 24, 2008 @ 3:57 pm

@aproximation
umm one question are you with her ? if so.. she looks really good man.. play your cards right and she could be a keeper… just keep in mind “variety” and you should be good to go.. and i seem to notice your scarring .. it looks very unique and nice never saw it before.

greetz,

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@ the know it all’s

http://www.blamonet.com/galler.....rd_Win.jpg

Caio — July 24, 2008 @ 3:58 pm

“I wonder if you can correlate a direct ratio of how big the guys penises are who molest tards like this to just how stupid the molested try and make themselves look when they grow into adult sized losers?”

Magnus you should consider selling that sentence to a linguist.

Caio — July 24, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

OP, two paths lay before you:

1) You’ll eventually grow up and be embarrassed about the stupid holes in your face.

2) You’ll never grow up and be a forty year old adolescent. Have you have met a senior citizen who still calls himself a hippy? Or a 50 year old who still “rocks”? It’s the most sad, pathetic thing I can imagine.

I pity you for any path you choose to follow.

MikeBabaguh — July 24, 2008 @ 4:03 pm

I think we have a new winner for the “most comments on MCS” contest.

Annarchy — July 24, 2008 @ 4:16 pm

@mAgnUS - I think I love you.

vutterfly — July 24, 2008 @ 5:14 pm

wow, wtf guys. some guy is all happy and wants to share stuff and you’re all on him like he just kicked your puppy. do you really care THAT much about his life to make generalized negative assumptions about it? no wonder the world is so fucked up.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 24, 2008 @ 5:22 pm

See Annarchy appreciates some good old funny.

@Ciao,

There’s a guy at my gym who comes with his kid. His kid is obese and this stupid old fool prances around in a sleeveless shirt barking orders at him. Oh…he also just got a huge Asian themed tattoo on his shoulder of a dragon. He’s maybe 55-60 years old with no hair and glasses and the idiot went out probably a month ago now and got it started. It’s an on going process too (that’s how big this tattoo is). He is now a living joke. I don’t see one person walk past who sees him for the first time without putting their hand over their mouth or turning their head so they’re not laughing in his face. That’s this guy’s (Aproximation) past and present. Popping holes in his face and cutting himself has ensured it’s now also his future.

My advice to the OP: poke a hole in the condom and get that chick pregnant so she has a reason to bother talking to you a year from now.

outofocus — July 24, 2008 @ 5:32 pm

You guys are a bunch of jealous haterz. Even without his not so sexy-scarification and very sexy facial piercings he’s hotter than any of you. Look at those facial features!

That aside, the commentary about being in love, shooting oneself and all came across as sounding a bit desperate/unhealthy. Perhaps that was unintended.

AKircher — July 24, 2008 @ 5:43 pm

Aproximation, I think you’re a good looking guy even without the mods and I think you’ve got a GREAT looking girlfriend. Treat her with respect, love, and honesty; demand nothing less in return for yourself; and the two of you will be fine. Enjoy!

suicydking — July 24, 2008 @ 5:46 pm

Sounds like a some people are bitter about being either lonely, or not being brave enough to be in command of their own bodies and lifestyle.

It must really pain you all to wake up each morning and know that there are genuinely happy people in this world.

“I look professional, and I dread waking up each day to go to my job, so I’m going to mock this guy who is doing what he wants with his life.”

natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 5:48 pm

um, HE’S GOT A LAME TATTOO OF A PEACOCK ON HIS HEAD

outofocus — July 24, 2008 @ 5:54 pm

That’s a peacock? Kind of looks like a crow too me.

Most head tattoos are a bit lame in my book anyhow as people go for artwork that requires detail and the head, like ears, hands, etc, don’t hold ink so well so the lines spread. Anything too detailed looks like crap after awhile.

There is that one super model with a head tattoo that I actually like.

At least it’s not a biohazard symbol.

reboot — July 24, 2008 @ 5:59 pm

“genuinely happy people in this world”
LOL. A genuinely happy person does not threaten to shoot himself if his ladyfriend breaks up. I would also submit for your consideration that a genuinely happy person doesn’t feel the need to get egregious body modifications nor post pictures of himself and his girlfriend to a random website to seek approval.

outofocus — July 24, 2008 @ 6:05 pm

@reboot

I’m not sure I agree with the idea that a person must be unhappy at some level in order to get body mods.

I generally agree with the rest though. As you said before, if he had approached the post a bit differently the response would have been much more positive.

Stolid — July 24, 2008 @ 6:31 pm

tl;dr

AdmDraconis — July 24, 2008 @ 7:01 pm

WAAAAAAAGH!

I love it. More. MOAR! Feed my insatiable appetite. Make fun of the low life flunky scum who has to destroy his body more and more so that he may try and fill that void in his existence with masochism and false sexual debauchery.

Destroy a man who is clever enough to see desperation and pettiness where it truly is by outlandishly over generalizing his statements and poking holes in his well thought and researched statements.

Fire the torches at the overweight lesbian who is bitter cause her daddy touched her at night and held his hand over her mouth so she couldn’t call for mommy. Probably wouldn’t have done any good cause mommy was plastered and seeing someone else behind daddy’s back. She grew up to be quite a whore just like her mommy. Her anger and frustration spewing forth like an untapped septic pipe ensures she must make “compassionate” stands for her “camaraderie” of social low life degenerates who will not wish to make anything of themselves and will revel in despair till their dying day.

Feed the hatred, the psychosis, the bitterness. MORE MORE MORE WAR! For Chaos, I love it.

RSIxidor — July 24, 2008 @ 7:03 pm

I’m sorry, but this picture simply doesn’t garner 70+ comments. A couple of, “cool piercings dude,” and a few “piercings are teh ghey” would’ve sufficed guys. Really. Go look at the internet.

FlyingMantisShrimp — July 24, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

Maybe those aren’t piercings at all. Maybe they’re just part of his ADAMANTIUM SKELETON OMG WTF WOLVERINE THREAD HIJACK!!!

Caio — July 24, 2008 @ 7:12 pm

“Sounds like a some people are bitter about being either lonely, or not being brave enough to be in command of their own bodies and lifestyle.”

I’m the opposite of lonely. A couple of years ago my social life got so busy and stressful that I had to leave my city and move out to what’s technically unincorporated area in the mountains.

As for being in control of by body, I was once like you, that is to say, a tool. I got a bunch of piercings, and I had a variously-coloured mohawk taller than an African American dick for a while, I wore stupid clothes, listened only to music that gave me headaches, the whole deal. Then I realized by 18th birthday was coming up and I still looked 15.

Now, I dress, for my high-paying job, in a white shirt and black pants, and to tell you the truth I’m happier than I’ve ever been. Flakes don’t flock to me and I’ve begun to value my inner life. I read, I listen to music, I walk in the forest.

I think, in all my years, I can teach the young people one lesson: the interestingness of your personality is inversely proportional to the amount of metal you’ve stuck through your skin.

@magnus: Don’t ask why, but once I went to a The Who concert, and the guys there were rocking out so hard that it smelt like they soiled their damn depends. It was like being in the epilepsy ward of a hospice.

Camiam321 — July 24, 2008 @ 10:17 pm

This online battle has made my day.

vutterfly — July 24, 2008 @ 10:22 pm

“I’m sorry, but this picture simply doesn’t garner 70+ comments. A couple of, “cool piercings dude,” and a few “piercings are teh ghey” would’ve sufficed guys. Really. Go look at the internet.”

seconded

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 24, 2008 @ 11:36 pm

I think it be clear where the action started.

silverflux decided to waddle in to defend the glory of her self appropriated kin: the not so social outcasts. So her dumb as bricks lesbian by default (meaning just because in order for any guy to get drunk enough to stomach fucking you means he’s too drunk to get it up doesn’t make you gay) ace mistook all the witty barbs for ample ammunition to lash out as if we’re the same people who threw bacon at her in high school and called her a cannibal. And then the back and forth ensued. Then marble cheeks tried to defend himself but ended up digging a bigger grave and flopping around in it.

And that got us to 70+ comments.

Here’s a thunk: has this asshole even posted anything on this site ever before? His name rings no balls.

Billy Manic — July 25, 2008 @ 4:37 am

“His name rings no balls.”
That tickles me.

However, this thread makes me lament the loss of non-stupidity.

Error401 — July 25, 2008 @ 9:03 am

80

“In control of ones body” should mean staying out of danger, keeping healthy, or at the very least not soiling oneself. Self mutilation and “body mods” are just laughable. I laugh at freaks every day that bring it on themselves. No, I’m not laughing with you…..

natedog — July 25, 2008 @ 11:25 am

hey magnus, i totally want some of the credit too.

i was in @ post#2 calling it a hardcore emo camwhore

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 25, 2008 @ 11:27 am

I like that Billy has the words ‘balls’ and ‘tickles’ so close together.

I wonder is silverflux and her crew and jamming on all this right now and they’re all ‘gawd. thith guy ith worth dan my parenth. Conformithts’.

garbledxmission — July 25, 2008 @ 12:45 pm

Magnus, loved the bacon/cannibal comment. I’m sure they’ll all head out and get something else pierced/tattooed just to show all of us uptight conformists.

Self delusion is funny.

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/?s=conformist

natedog — July 25, 2008 @ 2:39 pm

this post is the 8th most commented post

in 2 days

DasMaus — July 25, 2008 @ 2:53 pm

@ natedog
and it’s been a good thread too. I’m almost tempted to post my pic just for the discussion on how original and non-conformist my conformity and lack of originality really is. Almost.

Annarchy — July 25, 2008 @ 3:34 pm

You know, I avoided posting my pic a while back when that was the theme, but this has heartened me. I might just do it now. After what has been said to this guy, I’m pretty sure I can handle anything this crowd throws at me. I was teased in middle school and survived. What’s the worst that could happen? LOL.

Deathdealer — July 25, 2008 @ 4:58 pm

isnt the internet wonderful XD

Phyreblade — July 25, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

Wow… This thread is extremely relevant to my ROFLCOPTER…

natedog — July 25, 2008 @ 10:12 pm

i have a pretty fucked up picture of myself in the yearbook in my sophomore year

make fucked up pics the next theme day

gx5000 — July 27, 2008 @ 12:28 am

One word, or rather film title…

Idiocracy

Watch it…you may still have time to change.

Caio — July 27, 2008 @ 12:39 am

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

jediadept — July 27, 2008 @ 4:25 pm

one more irrelevant post on the march to 100

natedog — July 27, 2008 @ 6:15 pm

posting for no other reason than to bump post count

jediadept — July 29, 2008 @ 6:37 pm

*nudge*

wartoaster — August 6, 2008 @ 2:16 am

95!!!

Brevity Truta — October 10, 2008 @ 6:00 am

So, are you guys still together?

natedog — October 28, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

one moar on the march to 100

Dyna-Mole — July 23, 2008 @ 12:14 am

no way! kyewt!

gudis — July 23, 2008 @ 12:31 am

Decent linework, but the head is kinda lumpy and the whiskers are fucked, I’m surprised it isn’t a total scratchjob.

Dyna-Mole — July 23, 2008 @ 1:04 am

If you were as smart as you say you are you could tell those lines are still healing. not the best first pass ever, but total scratchjob? you’re ridiculous. look at how bold those colors went in!

storminator — July 23, 2008 @ 1:15 am

FRESH INK! I got some a couple weeks ago…

feels so good.

natedog — July 23, 2008 @ 2:35 am

2 different yellows

and white!

Dyna-Mole — July 23, 2008 @ 2:51 am

n8dawg: good eye.

needs more white. white power.

robustion — July 23, 2008 @ 5:33 am

why god why…

talllankyguy — July 23, 2008 @ 10:51 am

this is a tattoo of frickin HELLO KITTY and you guys are arguing over the line work.

Missed the whole point

diabeetus — July 23, 2008 @ 10:56 am

wat.

Yogistyle — July 23, 2008 @ 4:40 pm

Worst part? It’s on his cock.

gudis — July 23, 2008 @ 6:40 pm

@dyna-mole: please learn how to read, I said it ISN’T a total scratchjob, damn.

Sikras — July 24, 2008 @ 8:48 am

We could chop that limb off. And burn it.

That would work. Yeah. Let’s do that.

Dyna-Mole — July 24, 2008 @ 2:44 pm

gudisi read it right: you were surprised it wasn’t one. i still think that’s stupid. take your professor bullshit degree to a tattoo shop and see if they give you a job.

ultraman sucked.