the site’s going to be wonky over the next couple days, I’m moving hosts, and apparently all my wordpress themes and plugins were fucked in the transfer. Bare with me while I sort it all out.
[edit: I think I got it all fixed, anyone see anything else I need to fix?]
[edit: fixed the hotlink issue, remotely loaded images should work again, i.e. feedburner.]
I understand that the events of September 11 were a tragedy of epic proportions. Personally, I deal with things like this with “dark humor” aka “gallows humor”. Please make no mistake, all of the images that are being posted today are purely for this purpose, and I do not intend to take away from the seriousiness of the situation.
Luckily, the US caved into the major demands of the terrorists , so there’s not much to worry about right? (nothing like flame baiting for comments, hehe)Site News on September 7th, 2006 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
After 500 spam comments in the last 24 hours, I’ve had enough. I give up! You spammers are awesome! I love you guys! Go die in a fire!
in order to comment, you have to register. This isn’t too painful of a process, and only takes about 20 seconds to do, and it’ll save me emotional effort, and will put a stop to the fucking spammers. Fuckers.
[Edit: Using akismet now, no need to register to comment! yay for collective smack downs!]Site News on July 19th, 2006 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
I’mma be out of town until sometime in early August, visiting family and getting drunk and felt up by random girls (who aren’t family, don’t get your hopes up cuz). So, if you e-mail me, and don’t get a reply, hold off seppuku until I get back. I wouldn’t want to miss the kick ass show, right?
Anyways, I’ll have posts going like clockwork, thanks to queued up posting.
And remember, always have safe sex.Site News on July 12th, 2006 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
I will give 100 FREE INTERNETS to anyone that can post / e-mail me the comics on this site:
I wanna see the Harry Potter ones, and the Porno ones.
GO MY MINIONS. BRING THE PREY TO ME.
Here’s the first two pages of Parental Controls
Pause for a moment for a sponsor!
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181714 79.7 %
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36927 16.2 %
Oh, and all you people from stumbled upon, thanks for stopping by!
[EDIT: Here's the full breakdown as of this morning]
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Because of real life, I’m forced to be pulled away from the site for the next couple days. But, I don’t want to leave you guys without any pictures to speak of, so I’ve made some small adjustments to the site that are hopefully for the best.
If you register for an account you will be able to upload any image, and put whatever text you want. I’ll be moderating them, and those of you that seem to have a grasp as to what’s funny (and what’s not) I’ll make moderators, just like me, but without the god-like ability to smite the undeserving. I can always be bribed too, so if you happen to have like 20 bucks sitting around, you can send me that too, kk?
Because it HAS to be said:
No kiddy porn, no dead animals, no beastiality, no furries (yet), no porn, no blatent rips offs from other sites, no pron, no watermarked material (unless it’s watermarked by the creator, so no college-humor marks, et al) if you do get it from someone else’s site, please be sure to send a link back to them, I’m sure they would appreciate the traffic, fandom, and server meltdown we can send them.
Also, please, no porn. NO PRON. Adult content melts servers faster then you would imagine possible. So, if I see it, it gets nuked, your account gets nuked, you get nuked, and no one ever knows that you even tried. There are no near misses, only fail.
Ok, I’m going back to my beer, someone IM me too, cause I’m bored : ICQ 5542507Site News on June 20th, 2006 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
I can’t believe I forgot to put the feedburner chicklet back up when I changed themes all that long time ago. If you need an RSS feed, just check out the feedburner linky thing at the top of the page, and you’ll get all sorts of beautiful options for subscribing. Personally, I prefer bloglines because they’ll track all the changes, and you dont’ have to worry about missing anything. Ever. But you can use any RSS feedreader you want (Thunderbird, FF Livebookmarks, Universal Feed Syndicate Reader, Etc, etc, etc)Site News on June 8th, 2006 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
ok, I found a layout that I’m happy with. if you happen to run across anything that acts funky, please drop me a line and tell me all about it.
I’ve moved ads around a bit, any comment?Site News on June 1st, 2006 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
I think I might change the site theme/layout. I’m not exactly happy with it in it’s current form. I’ll think about it over a few beers….Site News on May 22nd, 2006 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
I’ve added a new rule to my .htaccess! before, it was just going to give hotlinkers a nice big X box when they tried to hotlink to any images on the site, but I realize that the best publicity is from people in forums and other like places… so I’ve changed it so that the image will show up, but with a nice lil watermark in the bottom corner saying where the file is from. Right now it’s not very pretty, in fact it’s hacked together, but soon, very soon it will be wonderful. beautiful. a thing of envy. Anyways, if you see an image that has the watermark on it, you can find it here on this site WITHOUT the watermark, cause none of these are mine, I just found them on the net. But shit, if you’re going to hotlink from me, I might as well get some credit for at least hosting the bitches. Anyways, if you have any questions, please feel free to contact me by just commenting on this post.Site News on November 7th, 2005 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Humor, Quotes
Star Wars quotes that sound incredibly dirty out of context:
‘Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!’
‘Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?’
‘Put that thing away before you get us all killed.’
‘You’ve got something jammed in here real good.’ ‘
‘Look at the size of that thing!’
‘I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.’
‘Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?’
‘There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.’
‘Possible he came in through the south entrance.’
‘Control, control! You must learn control!’
‘Hey, point that thing someplace else.’
‘I never knew I had it in me.’
‘There is good in him, I’ve felt it.’
‘Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.’
‘Back door, huh? Good idea!’
‘She’s gonna blow!’
‘Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!’
‘YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home. ‘
“Oh. I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*.’Site News on October 21st, 2005 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Politics, wtf
First Post! I got first post!…. oh wait, crap, since I’m the only person that’s going to be posting here, I guess I’m the only one that CAN have first post.
Well, here’s the lay of the land. I’ll post (randomly) cute, funny, thought provoking, or interesting pictures up on this blog.
So, any questions, just e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org (this email address is now dead)