My Confined Space

wow lol win

Comment by TrikYodz — May 17, 2008 @ 2:08 am

must…suck…cock…

Comment by dookie_booty — May 17, 2008 @ 2:34 am

obama did it.

Comment by Bran — May 15, 2008 @ 10:19 pm

de-rail for FAIL!!!!

Comment by Alfalfasprouts — May 15, 2008 @ 10:40 pm

Someone needs to help these crazyass democrats out. If we get stuck with McCain I’m going to lose my mind - fucker scares the shit outta me. Reading his campaign platform and political beliefs on wikipedia fills me with more fear for the future than did The Call of Cthulhu.

Comment by TrayShadix — May 15, 2008 @ 11:16 pm

all aboard the failtrain

Comment by natedog — May 16, 2008 @ 12:17 am

Comment by AliceH — May 15, 2008 @ 1:01 pm

i wonder how he mows his lawn

Comment by asdf — May 15, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

hell yeah

Comment by RoQ — May 15, 2008 @ 1:36 pm

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/09/15/found-the-wmds/

Right below the WMAs..

Comment by Stolid — May 15, 2008 @ 2:03 pm

Uh-oh.. WW Syndrome..

Comment by Stolid — May 15, 2008 @ 2:04 pm

And so the world goes to crap. Man the spaceships.

What the hell does the picture have to do with global warming?

Comment by Smedlorificus — May 15, 2008 @ 2:09 pm

WTF? Am I supposed to recognize the house? What does “act like it’s a crisis” mean anyway?

Comment by Howie Feltersnatch — May 15, 2008 @ 2:33 pm

I think it’s supposed to be Al Gore’s home, but it’s not. Political hacks are pretty stupid, so you’ll have to forgive them.

In Al’s defense, his home serves as a headquarters for a lot of the shit he works on, and houses databases (that means a good amount of power eating servers) for global warming and climate change. He recently did do some changes to his house to make more eco-friendly.

Comment by Tony — May 15, 2008 @ 2:39 pm

I assume “act like it’s a crisis” means parking a tank at the side of the road in order to blow up SUVs or some such, Mr Feltersnatch. Oh, now I get it. Your name’s a joke!

Comment by Smedlorificus — May 15, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

Blowing up SUVs…now there’s a movement I can really support! Count me in.

What’s funny about my name? It’s what my Mom (Ida Feltersnatch) gave me when I was born. I come from a long line of Feltersnatches.

Comment by Howie Feltersnatch — May 15, 2008 @ 3:00 pm

Yes, Mr. Feltersnatch, but you see, assuming you were given the name “Howard,” shortened to “Howie,” it becomes “Howie Feltersnatch” which elongated phonetically becomes something akin to “How he felt her snatch.”

You can see that your name sounds like a rather well-constructed pun rather than a true name.

Comment by Sticky — May 15, 2008 @ 4:05 pm

I’ll start appreciating these sorts of announcements when I start recognizing the images in them.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — May 15, 2008 @ 4:17 pm

^ That’s what I’m saying.

Comment by MacheteJak — May 15, 2008 @ 4:37 pm

hay why’s my house on the internet you guys

Comment by juiceyfruit — May 15, 2008 @ 8:20 pm

Bullshit. Whether anybody acts like it’s a crisis or not, as soon as it really is one, acting like it is one won’t help you anymore. Dumb person is dumb.

Comment by dieAntagonista — May 15, 2008 @ 8:45 pm

The only relevance to global warming I can think of in that picture is that it might look like a cow farm with those fences… um… that’s it.

Also, to whoever made it, if scorching summer heat and tornadoes where there have never been tornadoes before aren’t a crisis (I will not mention any mainstream disasters since I think you’re aware of those) I don’t know what is.

Comment by V3N0M — May 16, 2008 @ 2:58 am

This is captain Shang with Joke Airlines. We’re currently flying at about 32,000 feet. If you’ll look out the window to your left, you’ll see Sticky.

Comment by Shanghai_Factor — May 16, 2008 @ 9:29 pm

* I’m the goddamn Blackman.

Comment by reboot — May 15, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

And?

Comment by LukeV1-5 — May 15, 2008 @ 3:35 pm

And my parents ae DEEEEEAAAD!!

Comment by reptilecobra13 — May 15, 2008 @ 6:45 pm

how the hell does he look like he is saying he is batman, he looks more like he just got finished with his prostate exam

Comment by sansbutt — May 15, 2008 @ 10:09 pm

Board with rusty nails = wins argument

Comment by reboot — May 14, 2008 @ 11:17 pm

^lol^
@ rob
lol not bad
dont b a new fag

Comment by TrikYodz — May 15, 2008 @ 12:41 am

No U!

Comment by natedog — May 15, 2008 @ 8:23 am

its over nine thousaaaaaand!!

Comment by xaldinlancer — May 14, 2008 @ 10:24 pm

“A thousand dollar bill? Whos on it?”
“All of the presidents are on it… They are having a party”

Comment by Kero — May 14, 2008 @ 11:07 pm

Yes, it was about separation of church and state. They wanted the state to have less power over the church. People now think that the church has power over the state, and really its just that the ‘ethics’ of our ‘politicians’ have to do with their ‘religion’ and use their ‘religion’ to say why they have those ethics. I think what we need is separation of state and politicians.

Comment by RSIxidor — May 15, 2008 @ 7:52 am

This is where all those asshats really screw up on their constitutional history about the so-called “seperation of church and state” idea. It’s really about the government not creating an official state religion, it’s not about completely taking all religous aspects out of our government.

Also, I have the same bookmark (which is kinda cool).

Comment by gor — May 15, 2008 @ 7:54 am

We posted at the same time RS, so my post wasn’t toward you, in fact, I kind of agree with you.

Comment by gor — May 15, 2008 @ 7:58 am

RAAAR ANGRY YELL DON”T CONTRADICT ME RAAAAAR!!!!

Comment by RSIxidor — May 15, 2008 @ 8:56 am

my question is:
why isn’t this lioncashed yet, come on!! get to it.

Comment by el_metal — May 15, 2008 @ 6:56 pm

http://www.optimist123.com/optimist/2007/08/an-800-billion-.html

Facts > Cartoons

Comment by njch412 — May 9, 2008 @ 10:32 pm

look-up “trade deficit” then tell about your facts, njch412.

Comment by reboot — May 9, 2008 @ 11:50 pm

It’s funny because it’s true.

Comment by angrymatt — May 10, 2008 @ 12:52 am

Sadly, this is exactly how it is.

Comment by General X — May 10, 2008 @ 1:07 am

Yeah, well, fuck china. They have too many damn languages.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 10, 2008 @ 2:56 am

China is in worse shape than anyone so no need to worry.

The backbone of their economy is HK keeping mainland Chinese in relative poverty.

But what happens when 1 billion + workers rebel?

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 10, 2008 @ 11:38 am

This isn’t so far fetched from our government. In 2006 the Bush administration placed a tax on our tax refunds. Meaning if in 2006 the government owed you money they still taxed the hell out of the check they sent you.

Comment by Keysersoze — May 10, 2008 @ 12:57 pm

yes, Keyser, and every year the Gub’mint gets the American People to loan it all that tax refund money at no interest.

also, this is stupid. the only way to fix our money problems is to raise the value of the dollar. which we wont. because we are purposely deflating it.

FIAT money FTW

Comment by natedog — May 10, 2008 @ 11:48 pm

Why stop at the language? Lets just make America British again, the government’s obviously incapable of playing nicely with others or looking after themselves.

Comment by JamesTuskGeorge — May 8, 2008 @ 2:03 pm

First, English is the official language.

Second, you’ve completely missed out on the humor in that the angry woman’s sign is not spelled correctly.

Comment by morbo — May 8, 2008 @ 2:13 pm

I saw the mispelling, but English is not the official language, there is no official language.

Comment by JamesTuskGeorge — May 8, 2008 @ 2:15 pm

My apologies, you are correct there is no official language at the federal level, just some of the states. I blame Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego…

Comment by morbo — May 8, 2008 @ 2:24 pm

This is really stupid. Everyone knows England should make American it’s official language

Comment by Mack — May 8, 2008 @ 2:52 pm

She also spelled Engrish wrong.

Comment by Error401 — May 8, 2008 @ 2:57 pm

I’ll be honest, I’ve seen this picture around, and wondered why it was so lulz worthy. And then someone told me

Comment by tiki god — May 8, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

It’s lulz worthy because anti-immigration racists are stupid.

Comment by pauld — May 8, 2008 @ 4:24 pm

“I saw the mispelling”

Yes, but did you see the misspelling?

Comment by Shanghai_Factor — May 8, 2008 @ 4:52 pm

And then there’s the poster in the background that says “Texas is not a Mexican colony”. Of course not! That would imply that it is still owned by Mexico, and we stole it fair and square!

Comment by phatstack — May 8, 2008 @ 5:02 pm

We have two official languages up here: French and English.
Most people in my city speak Chinese.

I think we should all speak French. It’s a much nicer sounding language. Chinese is horrid. Indian sounds like you’ve got a disease. Russian and German are too angro. English has been bastardized by ebonics and the like.

So salut, mon petite cons.

That’s probably wrong. Forgive me I only took the language ni school for 7 years.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 8, 2008 @ 5:42 pm

it’s kinda bullshit that the country should become bi-lingual. I say that because in a way it opresses the immigrants because it not only alienates them from the rest of the nation but it prevents them from getting higher up jobs i mean when was the last time microsoft or any other multi-billion dollar US corporation spoke 100% spanish.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 8, 2008 @ 5:55 pm

And yet when Americans go to other countries, they seem to expect people there to speak English too…

Comment by flintlocke — May 8, 2008 @ 6:02 pm

People just need to speak “common”. Or maybe have more language filters in place on their GUI.

Comment by frogurtx — May 8, 2008 @ 6:23 pm

Actually when i am in a different country i tend to not speak at all for fear of looking like some asshole tourist. Of course i learn a few phrases of common courtesy and try to observe local customs. To be fair a lot of countries have signs in english and whatever the native tounge is, so i could see why some americans expect the natives to know english.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 8, 2008 @ 6:34 pm

Nobody remembers that all of this has happened before: immigration in the early 19th century happened in a proportion to the non-immigrant population of the U.S. that resembles immigration now. In the 19th century, immigrants clustered in communities where they kept speaking German or Gaelic, and often the first generation to come to this country at that time never learned English, either.

Ignorant white people made a big fuss about immigration back then, too, but I don’t see anybody complaining about the Irish or the Germans anymore…

Comment by jadechimera — May 8, 2008 @ 6:42 pm

“Get a brain, morans.”

Comment by Howie Feltersnatch — May 8, 2008 @ 7:02 pm

Well that is a good point Jade but the mexicans have been immigrating here for well over a hundred years

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 8, 2008 @ 8:37 pm

One might even argue that they were already here before we cleverly crafted that line across the map.

Comment by flintlocke — May 8, 2008 @ 11:24 pm

Wait, that’s a lady?

Comment by rebelyell2006 — May 9, 2008 @ 12:51 am

http://ninglundecember.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/letter-to-america-not-by-john-cleese/

Comment by robustion — May 9, 2008 @ 2:22 am

I agree with Magnus.
Nothing hotter than a chick speaking French. I heard a French chick talking yesterday and without even gawping at her rack I got a semi.

Comment by Ando — May 9, 2008 @ 3:19 am

@robustion. I liked point No. 19 it was funny.

Comment by acid_monkey1 — May 9, 2008 @ 9:55 am

Open wide beeotch. Obama is coming.

Comment by THE_GTC — May 7, 2008 @ 8:13 pm

INVISIBLE COCK

Comment by dookie_booty — May 8, 2008 @ 12:29 am

tl;dr
4 now

Comment by TrikYodz — May 7, 2008 @ 3:08 pm

Ike was the freaking man.

Comment by Sticky — May 7, 2008 @ 3:30 pm

The UN wasn’t formed until 1945…

Comment by slakinator — May 7, 2008 @ 3:46 pm

Slakinator: No, but a bunch of NATIONS were UNITED against the Third Reich.

Comment by Sticky — May 7, 2008 @ 3:57 pm

Here’s a second amazing letter:

Eisenhower’s letter to the troops written in case D-Day FAILED!

“Our landings have failed and I have withdrawn the troops. My decision to attack at this time and place was based on the best information available. The troops, the air and the Navy did all that bravery could do. If any blame or fault attaches to the attempt it is mine alone.”

http://www.archives.gov/education/lessons/d-day-message/images/failure-message.gif

Comment by HappyPig — May 7, 2008 @ 4:00 pm

He was assuming full responsibility for it if it collapsed…I’m stunned. Where has this sense of personal responsibility gone these days?

Comment by slakinator — May 7, 2008 @ 4:20 pm

That’s my schools golden boy!

Comment by njch412 — May 7, 2008 @ 4:46 pm

Ah, the good old days of politics.

Comment by reptilecobra13 — May 7, 2008 @ 4:52 pm

Fuck the Nazi’s, your asses got served when we pushed back. Also, your “great” leader? Killed himself as a cowards way out, fucking pitiful. Then again, I’m drunk, so still, fuck the Nazi’s

Comment by MrPsychic — May 7, 2008 @ 9:46 pm

^^

lol, thats funny, even though the war was pretty much over a year before the allies invaded…

Comment by Nemesis — May 8, 2008 @ 8:54 pm