My Confined Space

like goatse, tubgirl, 2 girls 1 cup….

Comment by dookie_booty — May 16, 2008 @ 2:54 am

It’s not happy, it’s awesome.

Comment by ohmybob — May 12, 2008 @ 1:05 pm

AWESOME!

Comment by bright green — May 12, 2008 @ 1:05 pm

Happy face is HAPPY!

Comment by hvymetal86 — May 12, 2008 @ 5:08 pm

Comment by xaldinlancer — May 12, 2008 @ 8:23 pm

oh gawd

my ASCII didnt work :S

Comment by Pants — May 12, 2008 @ 9:09 pm

i want to surgically enhance my face to look like that.

Comment by dookie_booty — May 12, 2008 @ 9:13 pm

The lollification makes the pic. That’s definitely a comment worth using again.

Comment by TrayShadix — May 11, 2008 @ 2:21 am

When you think about winning the game, you lose the game.

Comment by ohmybob — May 10, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

fail… everyone loses

Comment by uberubermensch — May 10, 2008 @ 7:50 pm

Viewing this has caused me to lose the game… fuck.

Comment by Mayyday — May 10, 2008 @ 8:15 pm

Fuck you guys, it says i win! Also i was wondering where i saw that from. XKCD makes me happy.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 10, 2008 @ 8:43 pm

I was so incredibly relieved the day this was posted on XKCD. I felt more relaxed than I had in 4 years.

Comment by ladyoftheorb — May 10, 2008 @ 8:43 pm

Must I reiterate that losing is in the rules?

Comment by Sarcastastic — May 10, 2008 @ 8:55 pm

You guys are the cream of the crop. Really, its true. You are the stupidest of the stupid. You cannot win the game. We are forever stuck in the perpetual losing that is the game and we can never be free. By allowing ourselves to learn about this spawn of Satan we have forever damned ourselves to suffer through it. You all lose.

Comment by Tardex — May 10, 2008 @ 9:38 pm

Oh. Come on Tardex, go easy on em. Not everyone actually knows the rules.

Incidentally just so you all know, the moment you think you have won, you’ve lost. This post is a trap. Just a friendly heads up.

Comment by Phyreblade — May 10, 2008 @ 10:43 pm

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU. I fucking win. If XKCD says I win than I fucking win, dawg. Such is the balance of nature and all living things which thrive within it. Those minds who see the picture are freed from the corrupted grasp of The Game, and so be it. Those who hear of the accursed game will no longer be tortured by the failure of defeat - Only bask in the bounty of success. You win, MCS - You all win. You’re welcome.

Comment by Gunface01 — May 10, 2008 @ 10:54 pm

@ Gunface01

Your even worse than the game itself. You say we all win by looking at this picture but the fact is you only give us a false sense of hope which is even worse than the fact that whenever you think about it you will be crushed by defeat. To take it completely out of context and stretch it to its limit. Its like saying that being shot in the head at point blank range with a shotgun in the head, 5 times, is survivable. Its false hope for the idiots.

@ Phyreblade

Yeah, going easy would have been a better start probably. But if you know enough about the game to lose, than you already know you cannot win. Anyway, to late to take it back so I might as well make the hole Im digging bigger.

Comment by Tardex — May 10, 2008 @ 11:11 pm

GODDFUCKING DAMNIT TARDEX JUMP IN THE GODDAMN FIRE LAKE OF SHITNARNIA. FUCK YOU,XKCD SAYS I FUCKING WON AND I WILL NOT STAND BY AS YOU DEFILE THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR XKCD YOU FUCKING SHIT SMOKING HITLERPLUG…I’m sorry i yelled. But seriously, fuck off, we all just won and i will not let you take that away from me.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 10, 2008 @ 11:35 pm

1. You begin playing the game when you become aware of its existence.
2. Whenever you think about the game, you lose.
3. When you lose the game, you must announce your loss to everyone present.

Rule #2 FTW, er, FTL

Comment by natedog — May 10, 2008 @ 11:36 pm

the only way to win is to totally forget the game. and then you have to forget you forgot. then you have to forget that you forgot you forgot. and then you have to forget that you forgot that you forgot you forgot.

Comment by natedog — May 10, 2008 @ 11:38 pm

Woot!! triple post!!

does anyone know the origins of the game?

i checked over on ED, but nothing.

Comment by natedog — May 10, 2008 @ 11:39 pm

is the game a metaphor for life?

Comment by asdf — May 11, 2008 @ 12:14 am

@thelotuseater725

You lost, and you know you lost. We are stuck. If you refer to natedog, we always lose, and can never win unless we erase everything. We are forever fucked. Enjoy it.

Comment by Tardex — May 11, 2008 @ 8:39 am

WOW… This thread is chock full of the most WINNINGEST PHAIL EVAR… ROFLMAO… I love it…!!

Comment by Phyreblade — May 11, 2008 @ 12:49 pm

i just posted here so people checking the recent comments would lose the game again.

bitches.

Comment by elzarcothepale — May 12, 2008 @ 2:31 am

i hate the game i hate the players but it can never be stopped.

Comment by Snow — May 12, 2008 @ 4:13 am

So in order to not lose we need doublethink? To simultaneously know the game exists and know that it does not? Did George Orwell forsee the game and invent doublethink to prepare us for its coming?

Comment by Silver — May 13, 2008 @ 10:03 pm

http://www.optimist123.com/optimist/2007/08/an-800-billion-.html

Facts > Cartoons

Comment by njch412 — May 9, 2008 @ 10:32 pm

look-up “trade deficit” then tell about your facts, njch412.

Comment by reboot — May 9, 2008 @ 11:50 pm

It’s funny because it’s true.

Comment by angrymatt — May 10, 2008 @ 12:52 am

Sadly, this is exactly how it is.

Comment by General X — May 10, 2008 @ 1:07 am

Yeah, well, fuck china. They have too many damn languages.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 10, 2008 @ 2:56 am

China is in worse shape than anyone so no need to worry.

The backbone of their economy is HK keeping mainland Chinese in relative poverty.

But what happens when 1 billion + workers rebel?

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 10, 2008 @ 11:38 am

This isn’t so far fetched from our government. In 2006 the Bush administration placed a tax on our tax refunds. Meaning if in 2006 the government owed you money they still taxed the hell out of the check they sent you.

Comment by Keysersoze — May 10, 2008 @ 12:57 pm

yes, Keyser, and every year the Gub’mint gets the American People to loan it all that tax refund money at no interest.

also, this is stupid. the only way to fix our money problems is to raise the value of the dollar. which we wont. because we are purposely deflating it.

FIAT money FTW

Comment by natedog — May 10, 2008 @ 11:48 pm

Older than the internet, but still hilarious and true.

Comment by xNephilim — May 6, 2008 @ 9:19 pm

looks like buffalo, ny.

and yeah - cell phones make my commute totally suck.

Comment by redxblack — May 6, 2008 @ 9:43 pm

I think it looks shopped… My first time saying that.

Comment by Drewlicious — May 6, 2008 @ 10:15 pm

Minnesota, from the looks of the plates.

Comment by ack — May 7, 2008 @ 6:26 am

What do you know about Buffalo, NY there redxblack? I have to agree though. The bleak winter skies and ugly overpasses are iconic of Buffalo. Those aren’t NY plates on the cars though.

Comment by suicydking — May 7, 2008 @ 7:51 am

Missouri, K.C. I do believe!!

Comment by tenthletter — May 7, 2008 @ 5:48 pm

I didn’t think it was western ny, but the dreary overcast, snow, high tension electric wires … it all looks like the thruway. i’ve driven it too many times. i used to play in a band and we rode in vans a lot.

Comment by redxblack — May 7, 2008 @ 9:32 pm

The text below the pic was supposed to say something about another safe driving activity: cell phones. I think i was too drunk to type it in there, though. lol

Comment by LordPartyTime — May 8, 2008 @ 8:32 pm

Its a repost.

Comment by Tardex — May 6, 2008 @ 4:41 pm

I take it back, its a proper one instead of a bad picture of it.

Comment by Tardex — May 6, 2008 @ 4:42 pm

Oh yeah, this is getting posted at work tomorrow. I’m pretty much sick and tired of nothing new showing up on the bboard. I’ve been there for 2 years and I don’t remember it ever changing. I’ll just pin it up and see if anybody notices.

Comment by Error401 — May 6, 2008 @ 5:40 pm

AHAHA!

Comment by tiki god — May 6, 2008 @ 5:45 pm

WTF are Paper Hornets ?

Comment by stfunow — May 6, 2008 @ 8:42 pm

LOL this is hilarious. I’m putting this somewhere.

Comment by pedantic — May 6, 2008 @ 8:43 pm

@stfunow
Paper Hornets are those little paper bullets that are made my folding small pieces of paper, then fired by rubber bands. Paper Hornets = ow.

Comment by Billy Manic — May 6, 2008 @ 10:34 pm

Mising free strips of paper are missing.

Comment by pvdlkccfzs — May 7, 2008 @ 10:16 am

This is definitely a repost, Kheyre posted a better one of this a while back.

Comment by popfumes — May 7, 2008 @ 1:20 pm

This made my day. I’m easily pleased.

Comment by Nemo Intermundorum — May 5, 2008 @ 12:54 pm

This made my name too! Look at its face!! Look at its little face awwww

Comment by Andre666 — May 5, 2008 @ 6:26 pm

This made your name?

Comment by Billy Manic — May 5, 2008 @ 7:49 pm

My son had hair like that at one time!!

Comment by tenthletter — May 1, 2008 @ 10:34 pm

I don’t need your way of life
I can’t stand your attitudes
I can do without your strife
I don’t need this fucking world
I don’t need this fucking world

This world brings me down
Gag with every breath
This world brings me down
I’m looking forward to death

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 1, 2008 @ 10:38 pm

Keep on Skankin’ Rude boy!

Comment by Particleman — May 1, 2008 @ 10:39 pm

Judging by the name I am going to assume you are from beautiful Denmark? Just a hunch.

Comment by Sarcastastic — May 1, 2008 @ 8:00 pm

who?your parents and your sister??

i kid , i kid ;]

Comment by EpicFail — May 1, 2008 @ 8:00 pm

Not actually from there, but lived there for a year and a half.

I’m from, and currently in, the frosty climes of Minnesota.

Comment by Denmarkian — May 1, 2008 @ 8:07 pm

MCS sure is a good looking bunch!

Comment by SouthernOracle — May 1, 2008 @ 8:35 pm

@SouthernOracle
I think you missed by a bit. My picture is a few pages back, but I digress.

Comment by Sarcastastic — May 1, 2008 @ 8:46 pm

Oh shit! Transformers fan there.

Whos your favorite?

Comment by AppleSauce — May 1, 2008 @ 9:08 pm

@applesauce
Of Characters, or toys?

I’ve been much more into the toy line rather than the show. My favorite thing in my collection right now is the Armada Prime/Jetfire/Overload hulking mass.

Comment by Denmarkian — May 1, 2008 @ 9:59 pm