My Confined Space

That’s not the Paris Gun, it’s a K12 built in the 1930’s. It had longer range than the Paris Gun and it did actually hit Kent from about 88 km away. Still not what you would call useful.

Comment by Goldfinger — May 17, 2008 @ 3:48 am

Yeah. No-one cares about Kent.

Comment by 24601 — May 17, 2008 @ 7:11 am

Reminiscent of MGS3 and halo3

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — May 15, 2008 @ 5:25 am

At colonel-yum-yum….It’s rocket race!!!

Comment by parasitegod — May 15, 2008 @ 5:41 am

Rocket race looks fun, never done it myself.

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — May 15, 2008 @ 7:27 am

look at all that wasted equipment.

whoever spent all that money got ripped off.

Comment by natedog — May 15, 2008 @ 8:09 am

Looks like that Army watched Megaforce one too many times

Comment by tormato — May 15, 2008 @ 8:41 am

Wouldn’t a rocket flip you backwards off the bike?

Those are rocket launchers, right?

Comment by LukeV1-5 — May 15, 2008 @ 11:20 am

Luke:
Well, if it were an RPG you’d have some recoil to worry about, but a rocket is just a tube, so (as I hear) there’s negligible recoil.
Feel free to correct, though, guys.

Comment by Max — May 15, 2008 @ 12:50 pm

Those fucking Iranians.

Comment by TokenWGuy — May 15, 2008 @ 2:17 pm

have you guys considered that this might just be a means of conveying the rocket launcher dudes during a parade?

Comment by RSIxidor — May 15, 2008 @ 10:12 pm

@ Max - yep, and those are RPG tubes, they’re just not loaded.

Comment by DasMaus — May 15, 2008 @ 10:47 pm

Anyone know what kind of tank this is? Looks to be late 1930s but a google search for ww2 tanks doesn’t come up with anything?

Comment by Darthmalt — May 14, 2008 @ 3:45 pm

It is either a Russian T-35 or T-38. The Russians developed the most multi-turret tanks.

Comment by collegeboy — May 14, 2008 @ 3:57 pm

Not a t-38. Is some variant of a T-35.

Comment by collegeboy — May 14, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

That is indeed a T-35A See: http://www.battlefield.ru/content/view/91/50/lang,en/

Comment by vd00d — May 14, 2008 @ 4:38 pm

he he. They look like boobs on the front! Naughty tank.

Comment by eat.my.anger.and.choke.on.it — May 14, 2008 @ 6:38 pm

So…when’s it gonna transform?

Comment by MrPsychic — May 14, 2008 @ 6:43 pm

Olden tank is olden

Comment by Mayyday — May 14, 2008 @ 6:45 pm

I’m pretty sure that the Imperial Guard has the record for most turrets.

Comment by Zephran — May 15, 2008 @ 12:32 am

loL@ may
i was gona say that

Comment by TrikYodz — May 15, 2008 @ 12:49 am

R.I.P. Soldier lol

Comment by Bran — May 13, 2008 @ 9:30 pm

This pic is simply amazing. Reminds me of Fallout.

Comment by slakinator — May 13, 2008 @ 9:56 pm

ummm, i don’t get it.

Comment by dookie_booty — May 13, 2008 @ 11:18 pm

Reminds me of Black Hawk Down.

Comment by Mystik — May 14, 2008 @ 2:10 am

zerg rush!!!!

Comment by robustion — May 14, 2008 @ 6:32 am

I think the fact that the Crew Chief doesn’t have his weapon out ready to pew pew at any skinnys that rush him leads me to believe that this Crash Hawk didn’t go down in “indian country”

Comment by thecowsays — May 14, 2008 @ 8:39 am

I think it’s probably an air show in either Kansas or East St Louis. All they could afford was the Crash hawk and a stealth fighter. Since nobody could see the stealth fighter, hindsight told them that may not have been the best choice…

Comment by thecowsays — May 14, 2008 @ 8:41 am

Kansas or East St. Louis..? You did zoom into the picture and notice that the soldier is the only whitey in there right?

Comment by Bran — May 14, 2008 @ 8:56 am

He’s just luring them in, then he’s going to jump back into the helicopter and fly it around upside down.

M-M-MONSTER KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Kero — May 14, 2008 @ 11:21 am

JESUS CHRIST! ETHNICITIES! GET IN THE CHOPPER!

Comment by Sticky — May 14, 2008 @ 11:38 am

Bran why do you say he -the soldier- is white? he could perfectly be black or latin… you can´t see it.

Comment by Numero 41 — May 14, 2008 @ 11:51 am

because the majority of our troops are caucasian

Comment by Bran — May 14, 2008 @ 2:01 pm

http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/FWWafro.htm

there have been thousands (even millions) of afro-american soldiers since the world war I

Comment by Numero 41 — May 14, 2008 @ 2:51 pm

He gonna get bombed!

Comment by AlecDalek — May 14, 2008 @ 3:32 pm

At the possibility of being a racist bastard against multiple races, including my own, I’ll have to say he’s white. Blacks and latinos would already have their guns out, whites are the only dumbfucks not to.

Comment by Mystik — May 14, 2008 @ 3:38 pm

well i said MAJORITY so statistically he would be white. done and done.

Comment by Bran — May 14, 2008 @ 9:12 pm

This is all kinds of epic winnage.

Comment by Sticky — May 13, 2008 @ 3:03 pm

America… FUCK YA.. Coming to save the muthafuckin’ world ya… America FUCK YA … Freedom is the only fuckin’ way

Comment by THE_GTC — May 13, 2008 @ 3:21 pm

Looks like a scene from Independence Day (ID4) to me. Anyone else?

Comment by Ulluru — May 13, 2008 @ 3:40 pm

Nah looks like a poster from one of the Ace Combat series.

Comment by THE_GTC — May 13, 2008 @ 3:46 pm

And that’s what everyday in the Air Force is like. That’s why I’m getting out; too much excitement and danger.

Comment by Tony — May 13, 2008 @ 3:48 pm

You mean you let the Navy handle all of the tough work? (Check the planes)

Comment by tormato — May 13, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

Wow tormato, I was just trying to bring some light hearted sarcasm to this and you had to go and be a fucking dork.

Comment by Tony — May 13, 2008 @ 4:03 pm

I don’t Iraq has an air force of any kind so I don’t think you have much to worry about Tony. XD

Comment by Luvmuchine — May 13, 2008 @ 4:39 pm

I take your dork and raise you ubernerd…the first thing I thought of when I saw this was the last battle of Ender’s Game FTW!!

Comment by jamestown — May 13, 2008 @ 5:57 pm

It was funny Tony, I was trying to up the levity ante and apparently failed miserably!

Comment by tormato — May 13, 2008 @ 6:14 pm

Ace Combat poster FTW.

Comment by TokenWGuy — May 13, 2008 @ 7:35 pm

ace combat zero: The belkan war

Comment by Mootea — May 13, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

(The Air Force is just a bunch of cargo planes used by the Army. If you want real air power, go to the Navy.)

Comment by Zephran — May 14, 2008 @ 2:20 pm

@Ulluru

Thanks for specifying ‘ID4′. I didn’t know which Independence Day movie you meant.

Comment by pedantic — May 15, 2008 @ 1:45 am

I love the Russian Engrish.

Comment by Sticky — May 12, 2008 @ 7:07 pm

In Soviet Russia, grammar butchers YOU!

Comment by reboot — May 12, 2008 @ 7:15 pm

Zubr is the name for buffalo. At least, that’s what it is in Polish. I only know that because it’s a brand of beer.

Comment by Tony — May 12, 2008 @ 7:18 pm

XTREME!!!

Comment by Breakdancingmonkey — May 12, 2008 @ 7:27 pm

Thats it? I mean i thought it would have been bigger. I guess the germans had the market cornered on “fucking huge” machinery.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 12, 2008 @ 8:51 pm

The germans had some crazy shit back then.

Comment by Jaypeezy — May 12, 2008 @ 9:09 pm

fapfapfapfapfapfap

Comment by natedog — May 12, 2008 @ 9:33 pm

The hovercraft is impressive, but the soldiers appear to be pretty useless - at least half of them are in the process of falling over.

Comment by banjo_picker — May 12, 2008 @ 10:08 pm

Hovercrafts go right over them, so they pop right up and pew pew pew, they shoot the enemy DEAD.

Comment by tiki god — May 12, 2008 @ 10:46 pm

It seems to me that it has a rather glaring week point…

Comment by The Lawnmower — May 12, 2008 @ 11:47 pm

the more pics link is broke. Its missing the “h” in “http”

Comment by hvymetal86 — May 13, 2008 @ 12:19 am

someone needs to shoop that bottom picture to make the hovercraft Nom Nom all the soldiers.

Comment by natedog — May 13, 2008 @ 10:30 am

my vote of 1 was not a reflection of you, I just vowed to fail Cobra.

Comment by Pants — May 12, 2008 @ 12:08 am

I dunno, i saw this picture on 4chan of a kitten getting set on fire once.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 12, 2008 @ 12:32 am

Only once? Or once in a single hour?

Comment by Zephran — May 12, 2008 @ 1:24 am

Once, it was the first and last time i cruised 4chan. I thought it was impossible to disturb me until i visited that board, i mean i used eat dinner while cruising ogrish and woundgallery, but fuck…that place is pure evil.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — May 12, 2008 @ 4:14 am

it is the definition of evil. and this is the definition of hilarity

Comment by Snow — May 12, 2008 @ 4:17 am

COBRA ATTAAAAAACK!

Comment by Sarcastastic — May 12, 2008 @ 2:12 pm

4Chan pwns all… Never 4get that…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 12, 2008 @ 3:13 pm

Is it really that hard to leave Destro’s metallic face on? Seriously!

Comment by Dreth — May 11, 2008 @ 2:07 am

What about Destro’s disco outfit?

Comment by onthebeach — May 11, 2008 @ 9:07 am

I also forgot to bitch and moan about Baroness missing her red hot lipstick. Such a small simplistic yet crucial detail is necessary for the full hard-on effect.

Comment by Dreth — May 11, 2008 @ 12:11 pm

This will be about as “GI Joe” as the Jean-Claude Van Damme Street Fighter movie was “Street Fighter”.

Comment by rattybad — May 10, 2008 @ 3:08 pm

Gonna be craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap.

Comment by Tardex — May 10, 2008 @ 4:22 pm

Yeah, this movie will be weapons grade suck.

Comment by wookie_x — May 10, 2008 @ 4:37 pm

look how hard dennis quaid looks… honestly he is like the best actor in the world. have you seen his new movie were he tries so hard to fit into the smart wittiness movies and now the action figure movies. always a movie to late to be in the scene…

Comment by asdf — May 10, 2008 @ 5:23 pm

Dennis Quaid looks like he’s a bout to spit at you

Comment by Andre666 — May 10, 2008 @ 6:21 pm

I seriously hope this movie does not suck. It’s got all kinds of potential. At least they got Ray Park to do Snake Eyes. so at the very least it shouldn’t be a total waste. But they screw it up and manage to waste his skills in the movie, I’m gonna be pretty freakin’ POed…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 10, 2008 @ 8:04 pm

its a movie based on a toy commercial. there is nothing about it that isn’t fail.

Comment by reboot — May 10, 2008 @ 8:34 pm

Incorrect: Rachel Nichols.

Comment by flintlocke — May 10, 2008 @ 9:23 pm

Agreed. Rachel Nichols is absolutely NOT phail.

Comment by Phyreblade — May 10, 2008 @ 11:00 pm

I’m European and I have no idea what the hell this is about or for. But it will probably make money over here anyway.

Comment by zipfer — May 11, 2008 @ 7:58 am

PORKCHOP SANDIWCHES!

Comment by Kero — May 11, 2008 @ 9:48 pm