Page 21 of 60« First...10...1920212223...304050...Last »

Dog math

0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5 (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5)
You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
Loading...
Posted in Affiliate Program on December 9th, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
Tags: ,

A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master.

“So,” says the farmer. “How many sheep were there?”

“40,” replies the dog.

“How can there be 40?” exclaims the farmer. “I only bought 38!”

“I know,” says the dog. “But I rounded them up.”

via Bits and Pieces.

reposted from www.TikiHumor.com

Dog math « Bits and Pieces

0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5 (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5)
You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
Loading...
Posted in Affiliate Program on December 9th, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
Tags: ,

A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master.

“So,” says the farmer. “How many sheep were there?”

“40,” replies the dog.

“How can there be 40?” exclaims the farmer. “I only bought 38!”

“I know,” says the dog. “But I rounded them up.”

via Bits and Pieces.

reposted from www.TikiHumor.com

Mario Ticket

1 vote, average: 3.00 out of 51 vote, average: 3.00 out of 51 vote, average: 3.00 out of 51 vote, average: 3.00 out of 51 vote, average: 3.00 out of 5 (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
Loading...
Posted in Affiliate Program on December 3rd, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
Tags: , ,


from Shirt-Fight.com

Please comment on this shirt!

Humping Reindeer Sweater

0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5 (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5)
You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
Loading...
Posted in Affiliate Program on November 30th, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
Tags: ,


from Shirt-Fight.com

Please comment on this shirt!

A professor gives his physiology class a spot quiz…

0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5 (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5)
You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
Loading...
Posted in Affiliate Program on November 30th, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
Tags: ,

A professor gives his physiology class a spot quiz. One question he asks is, “What part of the human anatomy expands to ten times its normal size during periods of intense emotion and excitement?”

He picks a rather overdressed girl in the front row to answer it. “Miss Callahan!”  The indicated girl, who heard the question, stammers with some embarrassment: “Professor, I’d rather not answer that question.

“The professor says, “That’s all right, Miss Callahan, you don’t need to answer it. Is there anyone present who can answer it?” He notes an interested face in the back of the classroom. “Mr. Hawkins!”

Hawkins says, “Yes, Professor, it is the pupil of the eye that expands to ten times its normal size during periods of emotion and excitement.”

The professor says, “That is correct, Mr. Hawkins.” Then he turns to Miss Callahan. He says, “Young lady, two things are obvious from your reaction to this question. One, you haven’t studied this week’s assignment; and Two, I’m afraid marriage is going to be a tremendous disappointment to you.

via reddit.

reposted from www.TikiHumor.com

  • Dumbest kid in the world!

    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5 (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5)
    You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
    Loading...
    Posted in Affiliate Program on November 22nd, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
    Tags: ,

    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

    The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

    The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

    “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

    Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

    The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over! “

    via Dumbest kid in the world? « Bits and Pieces.

    reposted from www.TikiHumor.com

    My attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid

    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5 (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5)
    You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
    Loading...
    Posted in Affiliate Program on November 22nd, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
    Tags: ,

    My attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid. She thinks I’m following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is…purified? Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it’s not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.

    via Reddit.

    reposted from www.TikiHumor.com

    Mr Steal Yo Girl

    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5 (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5)
    You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
    Loading...
    Posted in Affiliate Program on November 20th, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
    Tags:


    from Shirt-Fight.com

    Please comment on this shirt!

    Two Old Drunks

    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5 (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5)
    You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
    Loading...
    Posted in Affiliate Program on November 20th, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
    Tags: ,

    Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, “Ya’know, when
    I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn’t bend it, even using both
    hands.”

    “By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees, if I tried
    really hard.”

    By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about forty five degrees, no
    problem.

    “I’m gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one
    hand.”

    “So,” says the second drunk, “what’s your point?”

    “Well, I’m just wondering how much stronger I’m gonna get!”

    reposted from www.TikiHumor.com

    Game Over

    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5 (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5)
    You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
    Loading...
    Posted in Affiliate Program on November 19th, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
    Tags: , , ,


    from Shirt-Fight.com

    Please comment on this shirt!

    Crane Game

    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5 (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5)
    You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
    Loading...
    Posted in Affiliate Program on November 19th, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
    Tags: , ,


    from Shirt-Fight.com

    Please comment on this shirt!

    Sportsman’s double

    1 vote, average: 3.00 out of 51 vote, average: 3.00 out of 51 vote, average: 3.00 out of 51 vote, average: 3.00 out of 51 vote, average: 3.00 out of 5 (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
    You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
    Loading...
    Posted in Affiliate Program on November 18th, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
    Tags: ,

    I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.She looked OK for a 61 year-old.

    In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

    We drank a bit, and had a bit of a cuddle and then she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double.

    ‘What’s that?’ I asked.It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said.

    I said, ‘No,’ – excitedly.We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was ‘my lucky night’.

    I went back to her place.She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: ‘Mum, you still awake?’

    via Naughty Bits.

    reposted from www.TikiHumor.com

    What’s the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5 (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5)
    You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
    Loading...
    Posted in Affiliate Program on November 17th, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
    Tags: , ,

    What’s the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

    When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn’t follow me around for a week.

    via reddit.

    reposted from www.TikiHumor.com

    Why does a blonde wear panties?

    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5 (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5)
    You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
    Loading...
    Posted in Affiliate Program on November 17th, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
    Tags: ,

    Why does a blonde wear panties?

    To keep her ankles warm.

    via reddit.

    reposted from www.TikiHumor.com

    What’s the difference between two dicks and a joke?

    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5 (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5)
    You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
    Loading...
    Posted in Affiliate Program on November 16th, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
    Tags: ,

    What’s the difference between two dicks and a joke?

    your mom can’t take a joke.

    via reddit.

    reposted from www.TikiHumor.com

    A ham sandwich walked into a bar…

    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5 (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5)
    You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
    Loading...
    Posted in Affiliate Program on November 15th, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
    Tags: , ,

    A ham sandwich walked into a bar and ordered a beer.

    Bartender said ‘I am sorry we don’t serve food here’

    via reddit.

    reposted from www.TikiHumor.com

    Rodeo

    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5 (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5)
    You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
    Loading...
    Posted in Affiliate Program on November 12th, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
    Tags: ,

    Two cowboys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions. The first cowboy says his favorite position is the “rodeo”.The other cowboy asks what the position is, and how do you do it?The first cowboy says, “You tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy style.Once things start to get under way and she’s really enjoying it, lean forward and whisper in her ear: ‘Your sister likes this position too.’Then try to hang on for 8 seconds.”

    via Naughty Bits.

    reposted from www.TikiHumor.com

    I’m too EPIC to fail

    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5 (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5)
    You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
    Loading...
    Posted in Affiliate Program on November 7th, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
    Tags:

    from Shirt-Fight.com

    Please comment on this shirt!

    legalize it

    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5 (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5)
    You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
    Loading...
    Posted in Affiliate Program on November 5th, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
    Tags: ,


    from Shirt-Fight.com

    Please comment on this shirt!

    stranger with benefits

    0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 50 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5 (0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5)
    You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
    Loading...
    Posted in Affiliate Program on November 4th, 2010 by | Report This Post | FavoriteLoadingAdd to favorites
    Tags:


    from Shirt-Fight.com

    Please comment on this shirt!


    Page 21 of 60« First...10...1920212223...304050...Last »