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Two Old Drunks

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Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, “Ya’know, when
I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn’t bend it, even using both
hands.”

“By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees, if I tried
really hard.”

By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about forty five degrees, no
problem.

“I’m gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one
hand.”

“So,” says the second drunk, “what’s your point?”

“Well, I’m just wondering how much stronger I’m gonna get!”

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Game Over

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Sportsman’s double

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I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.She looked OK for a 61 year-old.

In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a cuddle and then she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double.

‘What’s that?’ I asked.It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said.

I said, ‘No,’ – excitedly.We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was ‘my lucky night’.

I went back to her place.She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: ‘Mum, you still awake?’

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What’s the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

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What’s the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn’t follow me around for a week.

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Why does a blonde wear panties?

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Why does a blonde wear panties?

To keep her ankles warm.

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What’s the difference between two dicks and a joke?

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What’s the difference between two dicks and a joke?

your mom can’t take a joke.

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A ham sandwich walked into a bar…

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A ham sandwich walked into a bar and ordered a beer.

Bartender said ‘I am sorry we don’t serve food here’

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Rodeo

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Two cowboys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions. The first cowboy says his favorite position is the “rodeo”.The other cowboy asks what the position is, and how do you do it?The first cowboy says, “You tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy style.Once things start to get under way and she’s really enjoying it, lean forward and whisper in her ear: ‘Your sister likes this position too.’Then try to hang on for 8 seconds.”

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I’m too EPIC to fail

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A cabbie picks up a nun

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She gets into the cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you”.

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have,you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes!, I’m single and Catholic!”

“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.” The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, “Why are you crying?”

“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied. I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s OK, my name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”

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monkey eats a cue ball

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The man brought his monkey to the bar and the monkey got a little rambunctous. He grabbed a maraschino cherry and popped it in his mouth, Then a peanut and popped it in his mouth then a cue ball. The Bar owner yelled and made the man remove the monkey. A year later they were back to the same bar, the monkey grabbed a cherry, stuck it in his butt and ate it, then a peanut, stuck it in his butt and ate it …The bar owner yelled WHAT the hell is that monkey doing/ The owner replied that ever since the monkey ate the cue ball a few months ago …he makes sure everything fits

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three dreams

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There were three men, all sleeping in the same bed in a small hotel room because on of them messed up their reservation. They all dreamt that night.

The man on the right side of the bed dreamt that he was getting a hand job from the most beautiful girl he’d ever seen.

The man on the left side of the bed dreamt almost the same thing, only with two girls.

The next morning, they all told each other their dream. The man on the right side of the bed said, “man, i had an awesome dream last night! I dreamt that the hottest girl i ever saw was giving me a hand job!” The man on the left side of the bed, after hearing this, exclaimed “Wow! Me too! Only they were two of the most beautiful girls i have ever seen!

After this, the man who slept in the middle of the bed said “Wow, awesome dreams, but mine beats them all. I dreamt that i was skiing!”

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Pregnancy class

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The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you! Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just take several steps and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.”

She looked at the men in the room, “and Gentlemen, remember — You’re in this together — It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her.

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information. Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

Yes”, answered the Instructor.

I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”

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this is my halloween costume

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