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When the nurses ask me how tall I am I tell them 510
Im desperately looking to make friends with someone called Moderation
I have a steroid addiction but there is one silver lining
If a man and woman need a marriage licence what do two women need
My grandfather is 85 and he still doesnt need glasses
  • How do you insult someone who is pledging a fraternity
    A man goes into a job interview
    A good joke is like a good fart
    What do you call a guy standing next to a hole
    I just realised its been years since I did the hokey pokey
    What did the tall girl say to the short guy
    My twin brother called me from prison
    What do you call a disabled paedophile
    Where do Police go on date night
    What does T’challa put on his hot dog
    My wife insists that I use the phrase make love instead of the f-word
    I take viagra for my sunburn
    In exchange for peace the US is offering North Korea a shipment of transparent rockets
    What do you call a Jew who marries a Christian
    A man in an interrogation room says Im not saying a word without my lawyer present
    What do you call a modest insect
    I cant take my dog to the park anymore he keeps getting attached by ducks
    Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for 150 but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for 100
    In my twenties I was known for two things Being single and my awful handwriting
    Warm Suicide
    My doctor tells me I’ve got a bacon addiction
    What’s it called when a cowboy comes back to life
    What’s least spoken language on earth
    Today I bumped into the guy who had sold me an antique globe
    Why did the little kid fall into the well
    My wife has an extraordinary ability to cook persevered food from a jar
    Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days
    No Spoilers I don’t know why people are complaining Avengers Endgame was so long
    Everyone thinks Thor is so great…
    My first hooker
    Does anyone know where I can go to hangout and meet people
    How much room do you need to grow a fungus
    Vending machines are kind of homophobic
    My friend bought a dog from a blacksmith
    Just got a job as senior director at Old McDonalds Farm
    I got tired of playing the triangle in my band
    What is brown and rhymes with snoop
    Procrastinators
    Woman walks into a library and says have you any books about paranoia
    How do you think the unthinkable
    400 a fuck
    What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo
    She’s beyond repair
    What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches
    Dad What mouse walks on two legs Me uhhMickey Mouse

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