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When does a joke become a dad joke
How many apples grow on trees
My wife has an extraordinary ability to cook persevered food from a jar
How can you tell if a joke is a dad joke
I really hate slut jokes
    • What the difference is between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants
    Every time we go past a railroad crossing I always tell my kids Hey a train just went by They grudgingly ask How do you know daddy
    Did you hear about the locomotive that always did what it was told
    What do you call tangled rope in space
    Why does Waldo wear stripes
    I always heat up my Thanksgiving Leftovers
    What do you call fake spaghetti
    What do you call the ghost of a chicken
    Poop jokes arent my favorite kind of jokes
    Just got a job as senior director at Old McDonalds Farm
    I always remind my kids to stay in school
    I heard my son say his first words to me today
    Whenever Im sad I just check my blood donor ID card
    What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks
    What do you call two ducks and a cow
    Two antennas met on a roof fell in love and got married
    How do scientists keep their breath fresh
    A carton of yogurt walk into a bar The barman says to them We dont serve your kind in here
    I once accidentally sat down on a sheet of glass
    why did the bowling pins stop working
    What did baby corn say to mummy corn
    A snail goes to a used car lot to buy a car
    What did the robot do when it got mud on its shoe
    Why dont churches have WiFi
    I got a job crushing aluminium cans
    What kind of trains eat too much
    Why do seals swim in salt water
    How was the Roman Empire cut in half
    Why couldnt the baby pony speak
    Irish Three
    A woman buys an expensive dress
    Dream Job
    Why did the blind man fall into the well?
    Why did the blind man fall into the well?
    Why did the blind man fall into the well?
    Why did the blind man fall into the well?
    Why did the blind man fall into the well?
    What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
    The Ex-Wife
    Donald Trump – “I’m not orange!”
    Donald Trump – “I’m not orange!”
    Meanwhile, In Detroit…
    What’s the fastest liquid on earth?
    Brunette At The Doctor’s Office